ITT: girls who are actually in the average user's league

i don't deserve any girl

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and Baka doesn't deserve any guy, it's perfect.

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>Taneda's back
That means Ashigara is going to get married!

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It will be a big marriage ceronomy.

Her voice is sexy enough to almost make up for being an idiot.

True, you could close your eyes and pretend she's Shinka.

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This is it.
This outfit screams "rape me, daddy"

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average chubby teen girl

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I am literally the first person in this thread to post someone who actually fulfills OPs specifications.

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Hah, I thought of another one.

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Come on, Anons could do better than that.

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I'm on a roll now. This is every user's destined waifu.

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No. That's user's destined wife. Not they're (their) waifu.

The average user would be lucky to get with one of these lovely ladies.

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Allah willing, akhi

Stop bullying Anons!

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no , no , this is the one

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op said average girls, not 1/10 ugly mouthbreathers

Fuck, I hope not. I'd take the goats over her.

Is it settling if I become a sex slave?

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But the average user isn't "normal," right?

i mean, she said it herself

then it wouldbe this one

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Come on now, Rin is way out of your league.

i wish we could take turns penetrating each other

Stage 1
Denial

I actually can't think of a snarky response to that one, except that even someone with a personality like Harumi's has got to know that her looks can score her a better guy than the average user. Also, she may be 2d-only.

One last one, and now I go to bed.

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But she doesn't have Shinka's Shinkas

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how about Chiri's sister then ?

>Kiri Komori would be too easy

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She could get a boob job.

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Wow
She is literally me

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i just want a girl now, a slim girl, at least slimmer than me, i need a person to love me like me accompany me hug me and sex me now, I am dying slowly without her, halp

hahaha

No girl would want me, totally understandable, so I've given up on love and relationships.

Akari~n. Plainer than plain. Just check out this picture for example.

What did you decide to dedicate your life on?

why you laugh at my misery

Reminder

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Nothing. I just don't care.

She looks pretty cute there though.

She's not the lowest of the low, she's just an ordinary dumb bitch.

user isn't the lowest of low either.

Because we're the same, you and I. It's like looking in a mirror.

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That's the nicest thing someone ever said about me.

me too

In all seriousness Anons are not the lowest of low. Serial rapists, child molesters etc those are the lowest of low.

those guys have sex

NPC-tier take, reddit

>only plain girls are actually in the average user's league

You've never been to Japan, have you? Let's just say that this is one of the few cases where I can't say that ignorance is bliss.

A virgin NEET is still higher up the normalfag society ranking compared to people who rape children.

plenty of people rape children and are never caught
society even celebrates them
singers, movie stars, coaches, teachers, god knows who

the only difference is if people know you're doing it
it's kinda weird

I already blew my chances with a Japanese tomboy once.

>he had a chance
I'm legit jelly. Is it not better to have loved and lost, than never have loved at all?

Hey, Haribara has a really nice personality and cool hobbies. Anons could do a lot worse.

No.

It is not better.

Especially since it's 100% my fault for being super dense.

>Is it not better to have loved and lost, than never have loved at all?
Not him but no? I've always been on the ground while that dude fell off a mountain.

>Drug use
Fucking dark. I thought Japs hated drugs?

Ah, you're the MC of your life: made of the densest material possible.
But he climbed the mountain.

What about love for your nation?
Sign up for the military now

I was disqualified after basic for being too anti authoritarian.

t-thanks for the weapons training and first aid education though, government

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>But he climbed the mountain
and he fell off it without reaching the summit. I don't know about you but I'd rather not have that experience.

Tobias?

anons BTFO

I don't think they take disobedients far-left pacifists in the army.

Oh fuck off.

No, but I sympathize with him, whoever he is.

Fuck that shit, I ain't fighting for corporations.

Oh, look who it is.

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But you'll be protecting your country, you'll be a hero

>you'll be protecting your country
Against what?

terrorists

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Last I checked my country's army was pretty busy raising up the next generation of terrorists.

She genuinely is really really awful, saying as a manga reader.

You mean fighting for Israel?

good argument , welp , time to die painfully and alone in a forsaken desertic shithole to guard poppy fields.

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This, die for israel goyim.

But you can't marry pictures, user. It's a sin against god.

US government is the biggest terrorist, though.
I guess we should all go full McVeigh then.

god is alien, shut up

>spend years of own life and hundreds of billions of dollars blowing apart dirt farmers on the other side of the planet.
>while millions of people just overstay visas or just walk across the border
Wow, such a strong defense.

>Serial rapists, child molesters etc those are the lowest of low.
Statistically speaking they are more desirable to women than anons.

I never understood this mentality, why would anyone want anything else, if you have to pretend to be someone you are not then it's only a question of time until the relationship breaks down because you are basing it on lies
This has nothing to do with effort, this is all about if you as a human are just plain undesirable or not.
>inb4 just change who you are fundamentally
Things that are impossible for 100

Getting laid isn't the ultimate goal in life user, stop centering your worldview in the importance of having a girl and then, when you stop being a desesperate little retard and start having a social life, you'll actually get a girl.
Just don't actually do the opposite like I did and stop being so disinterested in relationships you ghost every single girl you start dating.

"have sex"

procreate

>Getting laid isn't the ultimate goal in life user
Of course not and still criminals are more desirable, not just for fucking but for relationships.
>stop centering your worldview in the importance of having a girl
I never did that.
>start having a social life
Thank you but i am perfectly happy with my current social life.
>you'll actually get a girl.
That's not how social interactions work mate Have you never learned to empathize with other people?
>I did and stop being so disinterested in relationships
So ... you are interested in relationships? well i assumed so since you are dating.
>you ghost every single girl you start dating.
I have no interest in dating girls i find vapid and since unlike you i am not desperate i'm able to avoid lowering my standards.

I'll tell her she's interesting. Then cum & dump.

transfer lumps of cells to create cells

You have to pretend to be a lot more interesting or cool to get the other person's attention otherwise the most likely won't be interested in you.
After you get to know each other and get along you can start to relax and let your true self show.

N

S, actually. She'll have a beautiful crossbreed beaner.

> there are people in this Vietnamese basket weaving forum who don't think Ueno is 10/10
Why is this allowed?

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>This cozy ass looking bitch is average.

Sure, the uniform doesn't suit her, but Image that girl wearing a hoodie sweater, or bundled up in a blanket on a couch.

why do subhumans do that ?
is that in their DNA to abandon the mother each time ?

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This only ever works if the lie is minor and your true self is not diametrically opposed to your pretense.

At least people who rape children aren't virgins

Would you rather be a virgin or a convicted child rapist?

so you wh*toids can take care of it

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Why not both?

>Judging by one picture

Watch the movie on this one. Girl is as awkward as anons feel.

Oh yeah? Well, guess what you're a virgin haha checkmate

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R/K_selection_theory

some people just spray and pray, and that works to keep the genes going

Wait, what?

If I'm reading this correctly, you want to be falsely convicted of child rape?

Everyone seems to like her more than the pretty one. Not sure why. The pretty one is a nice person, and competent as well e.g. she mends the teddy bear.

Nadeshiko is so out of any user's league it's depressing just to think about it.

user can't handle the revelation that he isn't the lowest of low and lost his mind.

A man of taste. I am fully on board with Harue. Remember, the drums train her lower body.

What anime is this user? I'm interested.

Her value was lowered a lot because of the worms.

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I'm in a league of my own

Same one as the OP.

>Ditzy

*Desperate for a male (any male) to pay her some attention

*No academic qualifications or workplace earning power or any of that nonsense

*Cries all the time (so can be psychologically dominated)

*Easily impressed (so can be won over with cheap trinkets & lame jokes & compliments)

I'm in with a chance!

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so basically , you are telling me those "people" (if they can be called in such a way) can't form a functionning society and have to rely on these methods much like parasitic lifeforms ?

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I want to put her in my room as a decoration

You're all deluding yourselves. The average user is much too old for schoolgirls to consider him a viable sexual partner. You need someone like this.

Although honestly, I think I would kill to be worthy of this ageless dictionary worker.

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>Searched for the movie
>First fucking thing that pops up is an image of her wearing a cozy scarf that makes her look 5 times more cute

I'll keep your warning in mind, but I stand by what I said earlier even more now. This girl's way above average.

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jokes on you , i'm also into GILF's.

nice gf minus the scat part.

without the scat she's out of your league

>pretty girls would fall for an autistic neckbeard basement dwellers
I dunno about it.
close but not quite
winners
secret route

Because the look like that guy

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>Pic related, I think you guys should just settle for her.
I want to creampie the baka

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She's just so damn cute.

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Speak for yourself, I'm an 8/10 with a good job and working out on a day-to-day basis.

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fuuka is a dork and is way more relatable than her sister, especially on this board. They're both sweethearts though.

Feel free to choose.

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>there are sub-sects to this repulsive fetish

I hope they hate each other as much as I hate all of them.

>implying

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There's a full on labyrinth of subsects to this fetish, and they hate each other so much that a major factor in creating the /aco/ board was to keep some of them separated from the /d/ threads.

That's why I get my dog medicated

I'd rather be alone.

>needle
>multiple holes, meaning she hasn't found the vein yet

Why to kill my boner and trigger my anxiety

Not fat enough.

We hate each other AND ourselves.

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pathetic /pol/tards

im 19, 5'9, am at 2/1.5/0.8/0.5 in my 5RMs, make minimum wage and still live with my parents

is there any hope of becoming good enough for a Yunocchi gf?

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You're not a girl

What is her problem?

disgusting

soon I will be able to go for better girls

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I know right, it's discrimination I tell you.

she wants the d
she gets the f

>In all seriousness Anons are not the lowest of low. Serial rapists, child molesters etc those are the lowest of low.
We are failures at being failures.

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The average user is out of Kaos' league.

This is where you introduce your loli girlfriend and have her flash her panties at them while teasing them for being babies.

This is the only girl any of you losers could ever get and even then she's still too good for your sorry ass.

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college girls > high school girls

The black haired girl who leads the club in mob psycho 100

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Kaos here. This is very true.

I miss my kitty Onee-san so damn much.

they should just lose weight

Maybe a retarded girl could love me.

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ITT: user explains how divorce happens.

Nobody knows that you left for good
You're in the Army
Oh oo-oh, you're in the Army now

>I will conduct a "research" with no control group, only 4 exemples of anecdocital evidence that confirm my already established hypotesis

Pathetic

Some folks are born made to wave the flag
Ooh, they're red, white and blue
And when the band plays "Hail to the chief"
Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no senator's son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no

I don't want to waste my life killing kurds non-stop though.

mehmet pls

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Reminder that even if you "improve yourself" according to convention and make the correct exchanges of time and money to be in a relationship with a properly adjusted girl, your livelihood still rests on a legal coinflip and in all likelihood the person lacks personal identity outside of the things they've consumed.

Unironically you have to stick your dick in crazy sinister types or run away.

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You can easily argue that the main reason she reacted that way was because he fucked up her confession after she finally got another chance and nutted up 5 years later. After this she never ended up confessing.

Post daki.

Almost perfect, kinda like a slightly more mature version of Tomoko.

I just like my girls awkward and perverted.

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Sorry Senpai Ota and loli or bust
>Yamai As my side girl

My wife!

I guess i share the same curse as many other user where i'm not socially active enough in my hobby circles combined with girls being limited compared to the guys.

Once she latches on to you she's never going away. Doesn't matter what kind of loser you are she'll stick with you like a dog.

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Most probably dont remember her name

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As a 26 year old kissless virgin I'm pretty much not even in the league at all.

The only time I've seen girls act this way is if you make it seem like you're not interested in them. The moment they realize you are interested they drop you like a rock.

No ones gonna make you have sex with the icky virgins if you admit you'd still like a hot guy even if he was a child rapist, ma'am. No need to get defensive.

cope

27 here. Same.
And what's worse is I have a shit job and no savings, so I have literally nothing going for me.

good taste in anime?

Rent free

I will become worthy of my waifu even if I have to give up my humanity to do so.

It’s alright, brothers. Our suffering will eventually end someday.