In today's episode, Dad wants to fuck the Oyo
Star Twinkle Precure
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Isaac Scott
Solid snake edit when?
Andrew Peterson
What does he wants to do with my wife and Lala?
Ethan Phillips
>uma
Dominic Diaz
what does this have to do with precure?
Brayden Evans
Cute Lala and Hikaru.
Juan Allen
Secret take over from /pc/'s cute imouto?
John Cook
KOSHIIIIII
Hunter Cruz
sopa de lala
Julian Johnson
>the old man
>the kid
>now this dude
Why is Lala such a slut?
Jose Rogers
Julian Williams
>Why is Lala such a slut?
She is an adult alien with the appearance of a teen. You would have to be an idiot to pass on that
Lucas Gray
Your will delet your post and apologise for the hurtful things you've said about my wife.
Luis Lewis
didn't catch it live, did the dad say twinklezoinks or have I wasted the last six months of my life on this show
Jordan Sanders
William Clark
You're in luck.
Colton Hall
This is actually a bretty gud episode. It's rare for a Precure to talk about this kind of parental regrets.
Ryder Martin
Noah Edwards
Connor Nelson
Alice is the best DokiDoki.
Elijah Jones
correct
Adam Myers
Is this a analogy to racism?
Luis White
Colton Perry
You fought in the clone wars?
Samuel Powell
popo
Cooper Baker
100 Fuwas are still not as annoying as one Shitfon.
Jordan Bell
Shifon a shit.
Fuwa is a godsend.
Noah Reed
hmm... i recognize all of them except for the bearded guy at the left, is he supposed to be Gentoku (from KR Build)?
Jeremiah Brown
HAPPY LALA DAY
Jeremiah Baker
>[user] Star Twinkle Precure - 22 [subs only]
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Chase Turner
god's work user
Adrian Bennett
Thanks for the subs.
Robert Watson
Have a blessed Sunday, user.
Elijah Evans
I CLAPPED! I CLAPPED THEN SHE SAID THAT THING THAT I RECOGNISE FROM THE ONLINE FORUMS! I STOOD UP AND I CLAPPED!
Dominic Clark
Grayson Hill
>clapped
What are you, American? Can you even parse the great tongue of the Commonwealth?
Christopher Barnes
Caleb Hughes
Can someone explain to me how this was allowed?
Connor Mitchell
There aren't many rules for what people do to pictures on the internet.
Connor Diaz
>TWINKLEZOINKS
Logan Stewart
GALACTIMAZING
Carson Reed
M-A-H-O Mahofucks
Jordan Williams
yay
Jonathan Sanchez
Really nice episode, I really liked this one. Hikaru is basically the anti-Tsubomi since she isn't obstructing her parents' careers. I kinda liked that, I think it's a positive message for young girls though I do have to say that the grandfather's concerns are quite legitimate and I felt they were patronised with a "get with the times, old man". Also, the implications of this episode were just too hilarious.
>Hikaru's father only comes back once a year for her girlfriend Lala's birthday
>instead of immediately going home once he is in town, he wanders the woods "in search of cryptids"
>he gets home and immediately volunteers to go "walk the dog"
>takes quite some time doing so, almost starves his entire family
What a Chad.
Also, really great episode for some twinklezoinks action.
Tyler Barnes
I wish we get to see Itsuki and Yuri doing the Heartcatch Paradise dance
Jaxson Martinez
Hikaru does the exact same thing though.
Ian Young
Hudson Perry
Say does anyone have the link to the person's Twitter account who's been doing Madoka, Lala and Yuni having a threesome?
Thomas Bell
Matthew Bennett
Isaiah Wood
Ryder Robinson
Post Lala’s starry gf
John Gomez
I know, I'm not criticising. My only contention is that her grandfather's concerns were legitimate, for them to be simply waved away is too patronising.
Joshua Stewart
Her eye looks weird
Dominic Gutierrez
Connor Jackson
that's just kinda how Fresh is
Easton Barnes
Heterochromia Star/Hikaru when?
Thomas Phillips
If your favorite Cure ships got married, who wears the suit and who wears the dress?
Additionally, if Lulu and Emiru got married, who would wear which?
Henry Robinson
Peach and Daisuke.
Saisuke wears the dress.
Hudson Russell
what the fuck is twincool
Justin Jones
A play on the word "twinkle". What I still don't know is what a Yeppers is.
Blake Jones
Can't wait for Lala x grandpa doujins.
Jackson Myers
So, is it safe to assume that her dad went off to fight the Pa-Pi-Pu-Pe-Po?
Elijah Cook
Being away from family for work is a tough issue. I am surprised that the series even touch on the aspect from grown adults and the seniors' pov.
Nolan Barnes
Anyone?
Bentley Miller
I really still can't get over how entirely unsubtle the lyrics in the new ED are.
John Moore
Dominic Cooper
Jordan Powell
Yeah, they feel kinda dirty and out of place. But at least I enjoy knowing that Abe-sama is finding success in his new lyricist career
Thomas Richardson
which cures would suck cock for cash?
Ryder Cox
The aesthetics are good though.
Hunter Williams
Yuni, as much as nyaggers claim otherwise. I feel that Hikaru, Madoka and Yep could be tricked into prostitution but not Elena. She's a nice Catholic girl.
Juan King
Berry.
Brayden Rodriguez
Wait this week was actually twinklezoinks? I should watch the subs. It's not like I understand Japanese but since people discuss everything anyway I get what's going on just by watching the livewatch and being in the threads.
Brayden Cruz
Her brother complex completely nullifies the prostitution scenario. Only if she was soliciting her brother or something but then she wouldn't be the one doing the whoring.
Kayden Morris
Hikaru doesn't need to be tricked into it, all she needs is to see how kirayaba it feels to orgasm and she'd be super onboard with it.
Cameron Flores
Carson Clark
This was a good episode for twinklezoinks. I'm happy translator-san didn't blow the load too soon.
That's just a slut and not a prostitute though.
Bentley Nelson
>not Elena. She's a nice Catholic girl.
Yeah, nah, all you need is a couple of cheap mexican beers and she'll suck or lick anything in front of her.
Jaxson Jones
If he was out of the picture, she would.
Alexander Jackson
Reminder that you should set your player to 0,75 speed to enjoy the ED as it was intended.
Perverted Pr*testant detected. Elena will only make her husband's (me) dick raw and no one else's.
Thomas Anderson
>uma
Luis Perry
Sir, i know fuwa is really cute but you are making her feel uncomfortable. So dont approach my wife like that
Jaxon Smith
TWINKLE
OSHIETE
Charles Cox
She's just normal girl then.
Wyatt Wilson
Snake twinklezoinking about cryptids was the highlight of the episode.
Juan Gomez
This is a really cute episode.
Jordan Parker
I want to twinkle teach Elena where people come from.
Dylan Jenkins
But she knows, user. It's through the sacramental union celebrated in the matrimony of the Roman Catholic Church.
Jace Turner
god, i want to be Hikaru's dad
Isaiah Hernandez
The hero /pc/ needs
Isaiah Morris
That doesn't seem to be a good catholic act she's mimicking there. Looks to me like she's pretending to be a rug muncher and that doesn't beget offspring.
Camden Evans
Ryder Johnson
Caleb Gonzalez
She can teach you thing or two.
Daniel White
I already know how to order a beer and ask where the bathroom is in Spanish thank you.
Dominic Miller
Holy shit is that a Fresh reference
Toei confirmed for bros
Samuel King
Jaxson Walker
Oh god now I'm mad again. Daisuke and Love are obviously making babies right now.
Leo Ortiz
I am still shocked at the ed, it's not something I would expect from precure.
Aaron James
remember like only a few months ago when a precure launched a baby out of her cunt on screen
Logan Price
What is the excuse for not just writing down UMA?
What is the excuse for the pic related mistranslation of such a simple, yet important sentence?
Easton Green
>only a few months ago
Should we tell user?
Logan Bell
>家族は一緒にいなければいけないんだ！
But that's not a mistranslation?
Easton Lopez
Either enkou or banging random shotas after school. Which is more likely?
Oliver Mitchell
Music and lights make it even lewder.
Dylan Baker
Why is Bibury so fucking weak? Her puppet barely damages the Cures and it's defeated easily. Even Julio was more of a treat for them. At least the "stop her from going into the portal!" change was nice. Also I'm grateful Ciel is a good girl, not acting all haughty like a certain purple fairy, plus the Ichika > Ciel > Cure Whip angle is cute, I'm looking foward to their shenanigans.
Charles Cruz
Enko most certainly. She need to help the family.
Gavin Brown
Mason Brown
>"Families have to stay together!"
>"Families can't live apart!"
I mean sure it's a slight difference, but mistranslated?
Justin Diaz
Are you misreading the line, or what? "Must be together" and "can't be apart" are the same thing.
Maybe you somehow haven't noticed by now, but this is the guy that gave us Yeppers. If you want everything super literal down to the sentence structure, watch Over-TVN.
Camden Foster
Yeah, my mistake. I did misread the English line in the subtitles, several times. I would swear it feels like a Mandela, but I am probably just a retard.
Anthony Robinson
Still butthurt about the UMA, though.
Jeremiah Bell
>Lala's birthday
>Fuwa's hugging Uni instead
The little shit really likes her.
Brody Bell
I understand where you're coming from there. Cryptid is absolutely the more common word for them in English, but the onscreen text does make a strong argument in favor of UMA.
Brody Perez
UMA DELICIA
Samuel Robinson
Lala didn't even get a cake.
Andrew Rogers
The new ED broke Lala.
Camden Harris
Henry Williams
>Elena episode
Yawn
Alexander Hill
BDs when.
Caleb Cooper
Cure Fuwa when?
Parker Nelson
According to wikipedia, the term appears to only be popular in Japan. And on that note, I don't recall having ever heard the term outside of anime/manga. For most people it's just a meaningless acronym, cryptid is the correct term. I don't even like the word, it's a fairly recent neologism that isn't very elegant in my opinion. But it's better than an obscure acronym that only makes sense to the rice eaters.
Josiah Ramirez
I made Lala east like twelve cakes yesterday to level her up, is that close enough?
Justin Cook
Cryptid is the common usage in English parlance.
Daniel Fisher
Anyone here liking Hikaru more than Hana as a character?
Joshua Evans
Isn't Elena supposed to be Japanese-Brazilian though?
Josiah Johnson
A million times more. Hana actively made her show worse, Hikaru is a great lovable dork.
Isaiah Hughes
Hikaru is a virgin.
Angel Fisher
>4 different aliens
Honestly it's a little much when non-humans are most of the cast
Christian Cruz
Common now, yes. But the word was only coined in 1986. It is suffixed with -id, which is common enough, but uses "crypta" as base, meaning hidden or tomb, vault, etc. They could have coined a better word, I don't know. Also, I'm curious as to what expression they used before coining this term. Maybe people said UMA all along and the gooks are merely keeping it old school, that would be a twist.
Ian Brooks
Rude, Elena is not an alien.
Isaiah Bennett
Except people that watch anime would know it. It goes well with UFO. I have never even seen cryptid used in anime subtitles before. With the usage of kirayaba there is hardly an argument about some "for the kids and common Murican" professionalism.
Nolan Bell
user has been saying cryptid since the very first episode anyway, consistency is a good thing.
Carter Russell
Didn't finish the show(I think I stopped right before the crossover episodes started),but the main trio was really terrible and the only vaguely redeeming factor was Saaya,if only for the fact that she was in the background most of the time.Ruru and Emiru were much better.
Logan Roberts
Hikaru the huge space and alien nerd warmed me to her even in episode 1. I actually want to hug her after this episode for being this supportive and understanding towards her own parents.
Dylan Lopez
It's never been outright stated, but I'm pretty sure everyone's decided she's Mexican. Do they say chao in Brazil?
Angel Martinez
I'm much, much, much more bothered by the fucking YEP! than I am about cryptid. If the translator had used UMA, it wouldn't bother me at all since I would still understand what was being talked about, but if we're talking about the correct way to translate a term that simply does not exist in the English and Latin languages, then of course you'd ditch UMA.
Eli Reed
I thought the Japanese would consider a half as an alien regardless.
Adam King
How come we're not getting human form Plonk, huh? It's unfair, I say!
Josiah Gomez
She's sushi taco. Her father is Mexican.
I wonder if that was some kind of weird political humour or if it was Toei's acknowledgement of the massive popularity some of their shows enjoy in Mexico.
Levi Martinez
He's already perfect.
Grayson Cooper
I do hope that Star Twinkle won't just become the Yuni show. The dynamic with Lala, Elena and Madoka have been pretty good overall. Better story segment with Elena would help, but I find this season more pleasant to watch than Hugtto.
Ryan Ward
Nips love Mexico.
James Murphy
I don't think that there is a single blue food that doesn't look disgusting. Reminds of that repulsive blue Sonic curry that was being sold in Japan.
Luis Lewis
This week had Lala back in her rightful position of co-protagonist, and we're getting a Samaan episode soon, so I'm not too worried about Yuni taking over from her entirely. It's probably too late to salvage Elena's relevance, but I think the rest of the Cures will be fine.
Nolan Perez
>It's never been outright stated
Perphas if you're blind. The hints has been blatant as fuck unless you don't know the mexican stereotype.
He's an pure alien, not fairy magic bullshit.
I honestly think it was just a checklist and twinkle, being a "acceptance" season was the perfect moment to do it.
I highly doubt it.
Parker Walker
Maybe I am just apprehensive from how Doki turned to "Muh Regina" show.
Tyler Miller
Blueberries?
Chase Bailey
Doki was the Mana AND Regina show, but I'm impressed Yuni doesn't have more screentime after her turning episode, usually the extra Cure clogs the screentime for at least 5 episodes.
Thomas Stewart
Nah, that doesn't count. Blueberries are KNPK. I'm talking about blue blue. It's probably the most repulsive colour any food can have, it just isn't natural.
Gavin Bennett
I think they're aware of it this year. I really liked how they handled her in the fight, jumping in and acting on her own even while noticing that everyone is using teamwork.
Cooper Ramirez
>Dissing both the Ice cream Lion AND the dolphin jelly
You fag.
Chase Richardson
>but I'm impressed Yuni doesn't have more screentime after her turning episode
Yeah, me too. I'm surprised that they pointed out that she likes to go solo and they kept that characterisation post Cure Cosmo. I just hope that the show doesn't feel compelled to cure her of her "loneliness" or something.
Carter Taylor
Doesn't look that way to me. Actually this was a terrible episode.
Tyler Sullivan
Same. Although I hope that Yuni won't end up on the suffering bandwagon like how Yuri did back in Heartcatch.
Caleb Collins
>I just hope that the show doesn't feel compelled to cure her of her "loneliness"
I've got bad news for you, user... She'll be Puff-Puff'd into submission next week for sure.
Jacob Ramirez
>isn't natural
?
Anthony Brooks
I feel even worse for Yuri. The other girls never pulled something like that for her.
Samuel Thompson
Please watch this nightmare of lovecraftian microwave cuisine and imagine a mysterious blue, viscous, warm liquid sliding down your throat.
youtube.com
Landon Davis
That photo has been colour edited to death, user.
Easton Sullivan
>I just hope that the show doesn't feel compelled to cure her of her "loneliness" or something.
user, I...
Everything's worse when talking about Yuri, so that's normal.
>Sanic
And you expected less?
Hunter Brooks
I grow blueberry bushes and they definitely don't look like that.The blue's deeper.
Xavier Barnes
Well, it makes sense in Yuni's case, she's the same age as the rest of the cures and has shown a vulnerable side. Yuri on the other hand was always serious and austere, unapproachable. Yuri was the older Cure, the competent Cure, it just didn't make any sense for the rest of the gang to treat her in the same way.
This is unrelated, but I am reminded of the scene where the gang was standing victorious saying chuuni shit. And you only Yuri's hair floating in the wind and never her face. Such a poignant, ambiguous scene. Yuri was such a great character, but now she's a Cure in need of some healing. Heartcatch was a masterpiece.
Carter Sanders
Yuni is different to Yuri in that Yuni chose to elaborate on her circumstances in front of the girls whereas Yuri wouldn't. That's largely because Yuni does not internalize her tragedy as it came about from Eyeone, whereas Yuri blames herself for the death of Cologne.
Evan Long
You're right, those are not blueberries.
en.m.wikipedia.org
Grayson Thompson
I don't think their circumstances are comparable at all. Even if Yuri is indeed innocent of Cologne's death, the tragedy still resulted of her actions, whereas Yuni simply witnessed a tragic incident that was absolutely not her fault. Besides, Cologne's death was precisely that, death, as opposed to the catfolk whose ailments surely are reversible.
And another thing to consider is that Yuni has a playful mischievousness about her character that makes her approachable. Yuri on the other hand has been stated to have always been a lone wolf, and it's kind of mind boggling to think that her arc in Heartcatch represent her acceptance of the past and her opening up to others, even if she still remains strictly business. She's a very interesting character.
Andrew Williams
>Hikaru dad is Snake
>Ruru Dad is Skullface
Best dads from MGS series
Henry Rivera
Where is Eyewon?! I want to know where she went to!
Caleb Watson
Benjamin Roberts
*Cologne Her father and her sister
FTFY. Seriously, why Yuri suffered that much? Her happy moments were far and few during the season.
In a few episodes, the concert one.
Samuel White
>Hikaru mom is a fcuking fujo and "works" as mangaka.
>Hikaru dad travel around in the world. Instead as a salaryman, just go for bullshit legends.
No wonder the grandpa is grumpy.
Xavier Wood
>Salaryman
Not just any salaryman. The dad went from tenured professor to a field researcher.
Jack Price
They're probably living off of Grandpa's pension.
Jose Bennett
Nathan Thompson
I have picked plenty of bog berries around my place and they are not light blue as the photo suggests. They just have a blueish coating but the flesh of the berry itself has the colour of wine.
>The dad went from tenured professor to a field researcher.
Not as bad as being a highly sought after botanical researcher and becoming a florist.
Oliver Gomez
At least florists sell things and make money. There's no way Hikaru-Papa's book sold any reasonable amount.
Dominic Thompson
Honestly, Tsubomi infuriates me when it comes to this. She bears guilt instead of respect towards the decision that her parents made for her sake. Hikaru on the other hand is a pillar for her parents.
Cameron Taylor
serious question, is precure worth watching? whats so good about it?
William Powell
>made for her sake.
I tem to make things for my own sake. You must like your parents constantly deciding your life for you.
Henry Peterson
I swear this is just a worthless meme now.
Ian Watson
I dunno, user. She was still a child so of course she wasn't aware of all the implications of her outburst. And it was not as she was being selfish or anything, she was just "weak". I like Hikaru's optimism despite her extraordinary familial circumstances, but she's a much less realistic character in that regard when compared to Tsubomi. At least her dad has the decency of coming home to celebrate Lala's birthday yep.
Benjamin Campbell
You don't remember the plot to Heartcatch? It's spelled out that Tsubomi's parents decided to settle for their daughter's sake. I question your motive if you equate what your parents chose to do with themselves for your sake with parents deciding your life for you.
Easton Rogers
but precure one of the most popular in japan right?
Matthew James
Why don't we have a chart for this type of questions like the "Is X seiyuu voicing someone in an anime?" it's short and simple and can spare us some time.
James Ortiz
No. Precure is the end, final stop for anime train. If you start to watch it - then your life is basically over. You won't be able to become any sort of "normal person" anymore. Not now, not in the future.
Stay away.
Asher Sanders
I though that was Doremi.
Elijah Jones
Tsubomi has this self-loathing complex. She managed to get over it in the course of the story, but that aspect of her did annoy me somewhat.
Gabriel Long
She is Cure 'Milky.'
Jace Martin
Precure dads are just awesome.
Robert Ramirez
>I question your motive if you equate what your parents chose to do with themselves for your sake with parents deciding your life for you.
My parents split up when I was 10 so their wasn't anything to do for my sake. It's ruin my life ever since. I had to decide everything for my sake from there out.
Nolan Wright
He’s a pure alien who can become a floating platform and rope, and can make a high-quality donut machine by hand. I’m sure he could mimic a humanoid form if he tried.
Gabriel Lewis
I think it's endearing, it's very moe. Her vulnerability and her being able to overcome inspires much sympathy. People are generally repulsed by weakness, so I understand where you're coming from, user, but it was refreshing seeing a character with so many personality hurdles to overcome and to do it organically during the course of the show. She wanting to become an astronaut was still a bit of a stretch though.
Anthony Davis
>People are generally repulsed by weakness
Fucking where? That's a gap moe if I even saw one. And a top notch one.
Nathaniel Young
People hate wimps with insufferable attitudes that push away the sympathy they’d normally get. Tsubomi is a good hardworking girl with self-loathing, who decided and strives to improve.
Kevin Sullivan
Tsubomi ends up doing something about herself, and she grew up as such.
Wait. Aren't the Star Twinkle cures all astronauts by definition?
Alexander Murphy
Why is everyone comparing Tsubomi's and Hikaru's parent situations? There is a pretty big difference between them, Tsubomi just had her grandma. Hikaru had her mom, grandpa, and grandma. The situation is similar, but Hikaru had way more people supporting her than Tsubomi did. Am I missing something?
Wyatt Carter
I don't think it's an unfair comparison given how contrasting their reactions were to similar events. Also
>not comparing Star Twinkle and Heartcatch
>Yuri uses Cologne to transform
>Yuni uses perfume to transform
>coincidence?
>the answer may shock you
Elijah Gutierrez
Landon Reed
To me, we should compare Hikaru with Ichika.
Brandon Miller
Jesus, seriously?
Just...
Fuck.
Parker Sanchez
>gap moe
That's just regular, plain old vanilla moe.
Gap moe is different.
Charles Lopez
After rewatching Hikaru's scene again I'm actually thinking that the situations are not similar at all. Hikaru pushed her father to follow his dream, Tsubomi's parents were already living their dreams until they found out about how much Tsubomi was hurting.
I haven't gotten that far in Kirakira yet, how do those two compare?
Jayden Thomas
Sebastian Butler
Now that i think about it, Ichika's situation is like the middle between Tsubomi's and Hikaru's. Ichika push her mother to follow her dreams but she is clearly affected by this.
Nicholas Perez
Nolan Cruz
purrfect
Levi Jones
Jason Diaz
I want to turn Cure Sword into a toilet for cocks.
Julian Richardson
you want Sword to be Mana's bitch?
Parker Jones
Nice.
Jack Nguyen
You can never have too many alien cures you uncultured swine.
Adrian Lee
>Except people that watch anime would know it.
That's not how translations work, user. If you have a "well if you watch anime you should already know what this means, so I'm leaving it as-is" mindset then you're just begging to go the "O-baka-chan-taichi" route.
Any good translation knows when to leave things as they are in the Japanese and when to use a light localization into an appropriate english phrase. Obviously you don't want to go too far in the opposite end and treat it like a gag sub like user already does with kirayaba but there's a fine line and translating UMA as cryptid does not in fact cross it.
Connor Reyes
What do you mean its the final stop?
I thought it was like pokemon but magical girls instead.
Camden Anderson
Everyone knows that Sebastian is best DokiDoki
Ayden Bailey
I hate the fairies.
Connor Perez
Isaiah James
Balala
William Hall
im gonna punch them in the head, then fuck Pekorin and Candy
David Jackson
Sebastian is great and that was a fun episode, but I would have liked it to have been more focused on Alice.
Justin Watson
Hikaru
Noah Martin
Is Kirayaba!
You are not Kirayaba
Noah Smith
w-where is this from-lun? i know it's from heartcatch but but
Aaron Wood
That's not right, user. Everyone is kirayaba, they just don't know it yet. We can't hug user through the screen but maybe we can open their heart some other way if we try.
Carson Bell
WORDS THAT KILL
WOULD YOU SPEAK THEM TO ME
Ryder Green
Maybe we cab open the hearts of people by posting cute Fuwas
Gabriel Green
What are the Sins of this Father? Adultery while abroad?
Jonathan Murphy
Lala
Nicholas Barnes
best post on Yea Forums
Cameron Myers
Connor Barnes
Which Fuwa do you like? Choose only One.
Joshua James
I saw Lala make out with Hikaru.
Samuel Ward
Why is center Fuwa orgasming?
Carter Nelson
That was me with my Lala cosplay
Adrian Johnson
I mean, all those other Fuwas came outta her, right? You know how you feel when you finally finish taking a really, really huge dump? Same thing.
Tyler Anderson
Nicholas Flores
~lun
Matthew Wilson
Fuwapoop
Adam Rivera
Hana had low self-esteem and unresolved personal issues. It's commendable that she fought her inner demons to put up a tough pink facade and cheer for her friends, but that doesn't mean she isn't a loser.
Camden Cruz
Space hooker
Eli Green
I don't think either is a particularly stand-out pink. Emiru and Lulu were the real stars of Hug, and even before that Saaya far outshined Hana. And the real star of Lala Precure is Lala-lun, who is an adult-lun.
Elijah Gomez
How much does she cost?
Anthony Powell
Brayden Barnes
I like Hana more than I like Hikaru, but Hikaru is a really fun character too.
Dominic Mitchell
twitter.com
This one?
Aaron King
How can someone with such weak facial hair be the father of someone so shaggy?
Samuel White
Damn imagine getting it on with TWO (2)(!) aliens
Nathan Bailey
I feel like I'm just looking at the ED with my dirty old man mind and seeing what I want to see but as hard as I try to look at it objectively, I can't see anything in it besides the show basically begging its children to ask their parents to explain the birds and the bees to them.
Henry Moore
Henry Green
Chads Dadies!
Ethan Taylor
>Madoka dad is busy with alien hunting.
>Hikaru dad is busy traveling around the world.
Both are NTReds. Elena father s is busy fucking Elena mommy.
Anthony Barnes
fucking mexican
Elijah Sanchez
Cameron Cox
>14yo who sounds and dresses like your aunt
>13yo who is technically an adult
>11yo who was last seen being like 22
Benjamin Peterson
>CL Joyously fondling Lala
>Lala with an expression of "play cool, play cool, don't make a scene"
Jack Bailey
She's got a cute little penis.
Eli Adams
I mean, Madoka is sitting on a giant dildo in that one plus one shot.
Jackson Nguyen
Hikaru cosplaying Rin-chan and camping when?
Kevin Perez
And a fairy and a fish tank.
Isaiah Clark
don't call CL a fish tank
Kevin Russell
Wait a minute, your aunt talks and dresses like a fish tank?
David Stewart
Owen Torres
Prepare for lots of Lala today
Henry Edwards
I think the actual screenshot is lewder. Iirc they look like they're playing coy while Elena totally isn't mimicking eating out Madoka who totally isn't trying to fit the number one in her butt.
Nolan Myers
Grayson Rodriguez
Dylan Evans
Luis White
Gavin Roberts
My god, she's like the sunrise on a cool winter's day, warmth to sooth the deepest chill. What a treasure, that beaming smile, those golden locks. Ahhhh. This is happiness. Yellows really are the best.
Tyler Bailey
Angel Cook
Elena's is the cutest out of these outfits.
Joshua Gonzalez
Jose Hill
Jace Hernandez
Thomas Jones
Elena is bold.
Jonathan Anderson
Is she though? Maybe she should try doing that instead of going "muh egao"
Asher Torres
She is though, just look. And Lala is italicized.
Jace Peterson
Are these the new forms?
Sebastian Lopez
no
Hudson Garcia
Aren't they supposed to be from a water planet or something? They were from forever ago, and then they went to a shag planet instead.
Jack Butler
>penis
What?
Lincoln Peterson
Hikaru is bolder
Jace Price
Cooper Clark
Jacob Cook
My moonspeak is trash but did she just ask Lala to be her lover? That's how you do it.
Colton Collins
Boobomi
Evan Sanders
>Everyone asks me what kind of relationship we have but I don't know how to answer-lun...
>Our relationship?
>We've always been together since the first day I entered school and it's kinda bothering them...
>Hey, Lala
>Do you know that vow where two people who want to stay together forever do?
>Lun?
>Here on Earth, a relationship like ours would be called 'girlfriends'
>Girl... friends?
---
>Hikaru... this kind of thing... somehow feels wrong-lun
>Why? For girlfriends to do this kind of thing is normal you know?
>Besides, do you dislike doing it?
>I-It's not that I dislike-lun... I wouldn't do this kind of thing with anyone but Hikaru-lun
>I see... so then...
---
>Let's do even more things that feels wrong...
>Uh... ah... Hika-
>You know Lala... there's lots of things about you I want to know about...
Christopher Sanders
God i wish that were me
Luke Robinson
Hikaru wants Lala to know about her huge meat pipe.
Sebastian Anderson
Good job Hikaru taking advantage of a gullible alien...I mean educating an alien about Earth's culture.
Mason Diaz
I prefer Elena's way. Hug her, give her a cute flower and take her right into the bedroom.
Samuel Hill
Soon
Nicholas Wilson
Take into account that we haven't seen yet their super form, not even a leak while this aqua form has been out even before the Cosmo leak. Of course it may very well be just promotional art.
Nathan Cox
Why does children's anime always have more fuckable girls than more mature anime
Cameron Hughes
Because you want to fuck children?
Justin Harris
I think you might be a lolicon
Julian Anderson
Ryder Wood
Adrian Perez
Needs a pregnant belly edit for the aliens.
Josiah Morales
You can't get children's attention using cheap pandering and stale cliches. You need to actually put effort into your characters to make them memorable.
Thomas Flores
>You can't get children's attention using cheap pandering and stale cliches
Christian Green
>baskin robbins
this is not kirayaba
Juan Hernandez
yeah poor homer
Oliver Clark
Jose Green
user is onto something. Regular anime is full of JC/JK characters but these are usually way more appealing.
Sebastian Rogers
Because precure gives them more screentime and cuter shenanigans.
Julian Watson
Girls in children's shows have a more authentic kind of cuteness too.
Wyatt Fisher
Characters in doujins usually more "adult" than in anime.
Carson Wright
god that looks good
Aaron Sanders
>7800 calories
don't you'll die
Thomas Davis
Jesus christ three servings. That's some kind of weapon.
Zachary Martin
Ryan Myers
>Contains: Crustaceans
What?
Ayden Taylor
2600 calories is the total of 3 servings user
Matthew Hill
I go to the gym, maybe i can survive
Parker Collins
i went to go to 7/11 the other day to get some soda but lala semidon me and i spilt my soda over her
then her gf hikaru came up behind me and grabbed me aroud the waist and suplexed me into the concrere it hurt like HELL
after i stumbled to my feet it ried to run away but the fucking yellow one did a volleyball serve and served a manhole cover at the back of my head at 200mph killing me instantly
then a traffic cop pulled up next to my dead body and hikaru star punched his patrol vehicle into the building across the street, killing dozens of pedestrians, and then they all went to get icecream
Cooper Allen
wouldn't it be 7800 though since 2600 is the amount PER SERVING and theres 3 servings
Henry Martinez
Andrew Parker
It would mean that, but the number reported everywhere for that shake is 2600 so it's an edit or mistake.
Xavier Hughes
Hikaru wants to have it her way
Jackson Bailey
What is that? The "number reported" is probably the number for one serving, the same number that's printed on the label right there, under the bit that clarifies that's only one third of all the servings in the container.
Alexander Flores
No, it was reported for being one of the worst foods you could buy (doubt they would miss that detail when looking for the biggest numbers) and other pics show 1 serving not 3.
Camden Nelson
Oh, like in the news. Missed that. Surprised journalists care about nutrition. That sounds about right; they'd want to exaggerate as much as possible and then user would too.
Anyway it seems Baskin Robins has altered the recipe somehow as they currently list a single 32oz serving as containing only 1440 calories. Presumably there was some fallout from the media attention. That's reassuring.
>baskinrobbins.com
beverages -> large -> show all
Parker Butler
ah yes
1440 calories
thats so much healthier
Robert Cook
Fresh is fun so far apart from the shrieking infant but it's a shame the purification is so lame. Even beyond the fact that it doesn't feel like a hit in the way that even Urara's butterflies did, it feels less like the Cures earn their victories and more like fights just abruptly end.
Jeremiah Brooks
~1500 is more what I would expect since I had a 16oz oreo shake somewhere that was 700. And even that made me feel like a big fucking fatass for buying it.
I wonder if the next thing to come is a fat cure
Daniel Adams
>thats so much healthier
you're not wrong, but at the same time it's crazy to me to think of anybody eating ice cream and caring about nutrition. You know what hell you're about to wreak onto your body when you do that shit, even if you don't know the exact amount of damage.
Blake Perez
>I wonder if the next thing to come is a fat cure
Sooner than you think at the rate we're going, especially after cure narcissa
Justin Cooper
To be fair, 2600 was positively vile. That's a whole day's worth of calories.
Kayden Ortiz
>fat cure
Never. Cures are healthy and consider proper portion sizes. Some of them eat a lot because it's the source of their vast power and they burn all those calories fighting evil.
Ethan Smith
Haruka kind of comes off as tubby to me
I don't know why
Angel Fisher
>Calories: 2600
Jesus
Jose Roberts
what did someone finally shove an electrode up his ass and make him realize he has a prostate?
Nolan Butler
Don't do this here
Levi Thomas
Ryan Perry
I would stop doing a lot of bad things if Honoka told me to.
Levi Gutierrez
She's definitely got a knack for that. Somehow I just don't want to disappoint her.
Angel Anderson
Honoka is the strongest Blue.
Noah Price
I remember that's the episode where Nagisa has to break into the building from outside while Honoka has already non-non'd the would-be robbers onto the path of righteousness
Christian Barnes
How romantic. Nagisa is such a hero.
Ian Ross
Okay so I know they said we should only turn the Miracle Lights on when the Precures are in absolute danger, but am I allowed to turn it on now as an exception, because
files.catbox.moe
I'm really scared now.
Kevin Ross
Can someone tell me what's the deal with the cat precure?
I've seen the clips where Eyewin thinks she's her butler cat, but is she?
Why is she a cat
Jeremiah Perez
Nobody will ever beat the original two purikyua
Josiah Hill
She's a cat who can change shape and worked as a butler for a bit
Oliver White
That she is.
Samuel Sullivan
Because she's an alien from Planet Rainbow or whatever where they're all cats who can metamorph into whatever they want apparently
Asher Cruz
So the male cat butler form was just a disguise?
And her precure form is the "real one"?
Jace Kelly
>immense strength
>eats a lot because she expends great energy utilizing her immense strength
>fights evil
Could this be a cure?
Joshua Robinson
No, her furry form is her real one. She just stays in human form because that's easier to draw. At least she's not horribly trapped in an alternate form like Seiren.
Asher Robinson
Cures don't use guns. That's uncivilized.
Carter Kelly
>No, her furry form is her real one.
...the male cat butler one?
>At least she's not horribly trapped in an alternate form like Seiren.
Elaborate
John Cook
*horribly forgotten that she's in an alternate form.
Mason Flores
And yet they shoot plenty of lasers.
Kayden Rivera
Which single cure would win in a battle royale? Which team would win in a team BR?
Asher Hughes
>he hasn't watched suite
Juan Davis
Wait, she doesn't remember? I thought there was some magical shenanigans stopping her from going back to being a cat. Like her shape-shifting thing broke while she was human or some such.
Gavin Thomas
It's the writers who don't remember.
John Martin
So can we all agree that Lala has the best transformation?
Dominic Walker
I'm just shitting on the writing, where her being a cat never came up again.
Jaxson Cox
I finished the original Futari and kinda felt bad for this guy. In one episode he showed more personality and likability than Fujipi did in 49 eps.
Also I've been keeping up with StarTwink and got through half of Hugtto, what's up with modern precures and the complete lack of love interests?
Aiden Reyes
>what's up with modern precures and the complete lack of love interests?
Please finish Hugtto
Henry Phillips
Yes, that's pretty explicit. The problem is that despite being literally trapped in a body that isn't her own, forever, she doesn't seem to really mind.
Zachary Barnes
>got through half of Hugtto, what's up with modern precures and the complete lack of love interests?
Top 10 moments before disaster
Isaiah Lee
>hapcha
>hugtto
Carson Morris
Henry Smith
Haha remember that time when [redacted] got cucked by a [redacted] and [redacted] gave birth to [redacted]'s child?
Nathaniel Rodriguez
Do you think Fujippi was gay or just really dense?
Chase Russell
He already had a secret girlfriend at another school.
Noah James
Nagisa missed out on her soulmate, the one person who just loved her for who she is, a genki baka
Ian Flores
All that red meat is going to make her even feistier than usual!
Andrew Harris
Ruru, Ruru2, Hana, George?
Aiden Anderson
Look at her
Noah Morgan
>0,75 speed
>not 0.5 and 240p
Sebastian King
Jackson Lewis
What would you do if you saw Ichika doing this?
Landon Baker
Let’s la maze-maze!
Chase Cruz
Tell her mum
Nicholas Foster
Mix up our dreams and our courage, obviously.
Hunter Green
This but with Lala included!
twitter.com
Julian Morris
so she can join?
Ayden Miller
Hm. I don't remember if Ichika's mom was cute, just that her dad was a big guy.
Landon King
Why Uni is already being a cunt with the other cures?
Adrian Lopez
She is shy.
Luke Lee
I wish that were me right now.
Aaron Hall
KIRAMEKU--
Kevin Russell
HOSHI NO CHIKARA DE~
Cameron Fisher
AKOGARENO～
Aaron Rogers
Her entire race has been isolated on a shithole planet because no one likes them. Relying on themselves is the only way rainbowians know. Uni needs to learn how to rely on others.
Caleb Torres
I don't need your stupid food, I have my superior cookies.
Parker Richardson
Yuni could subsist on hardtack.
nice.
Nathaniel Barnes
I'd be willing to bet weevils are a nuisance in hardtack even in space. Yuni is a bugeater.
Jayden Gonzalez
I hope there's an episode they'll have to do this together.
twitter.com
Gavin Rogers
Justin Powell
it's been made in an environment that could have processed crustaceans.
Kevin Diaz
Julian Cruz
Why is trading clothes so lewd?
Parker Cooper
why is the new ED so sexual? elena's even doing the cunnilingus fingers
Jonathan James
Because it feels fucking amazing to wear the girl you likes clothes. I fap in an instant if it were me.
Logan Gonzalez
Do you think cats think cucumbers look like giant dicks? And maybe that freaks them out because why would a dick be kind of bulbous like that and those little nubs....
Landon Clark
Cats hate cucumbers because cucumbers look like snakes, and cats and snakes are worst enemies.
Cameron Peterson
Japan's birthrate isn't high enough yet.
Aiden Lopez
Because Abe deemed it necessary
Josiah Rivera
It's not.
Thomas Davis
You know you like it.
Kevin Brooks
Cumming inside a precure and forming a baby.
Caleb Clark
Apparently Lala's brother, Roro, is appearing in an episode to try and take Lala back.
Jaxson Gomez
Fuck off
Jackson Jackson
I wanted to ask about Lala's bug family and when they were going to appear. That would be fun.
Adrian Carter
Still mad about Pikario
Isaac Harris
Does that mean Hikaru is Kirby?
Evan Collins
Yuni told me that Hikaru smells really good and Lala looked really upset and ran over to hug Hikaru really tightly.
Samuel Jones
Lala has a brother? Neat. I hope we get to see her parents too.
Henry Bailey
considering lala is an adult on her planet I would assume her parents would look roughly similar to her, maybe slightly older. Doubt they'd make them into full on grandparent-tier old but it'd be really disappointing if they were just regular ass adult aliens.
Dylan Johnson
I reckon they're all vat babies.
Hudson Perry
I assume that they'll be around the same ages as the other girls parents are. Give or take a few years.
Caleb Diaz
Why?
Andrew Thomas
Man the guys who are going crazy over Lala's brother, you must want his dick real bad. It's a great sight to see you guys finally want to try out the cock for your selves, just wanted to say I really proud of you all.
Isaac Fisher
Gotta say I was not expecting another Cinderella episode.
Eli Howard
We should ask George about that.
Ethan Cooper
That was a fun episode.
Nicholas Adams
Always expect a Cinderella episode.
Bentley Johnson
Nothing can beat the Hugtto gelatin / jello, but that cat face is the best
Noah Howard
why is Tsubomi so ugly?
Xavier Green
Because you have no taste
Dominic Wood
Tsubomi is the best girl and is extremely cute. Shut the fuck up.
Isaiah Anderson
Levi Powell
Tsubomi was ugly initially because she didn't see the beauty in her self back during the start of Heartcatch.
Ryan Fisher
How did an ugly like Tsubomi end up scoring a cutie like Erika?
Jaxon James
>asked to add 1+2+3+4
>counts on fingers
Man, she's just as bad at math as Lala.
>Tsubomi
>ugly
She's the cutest. Well, Erika is cuter, but Tsubomi is still really cute.
Don't dismiss Erika's cute friend like that!
Leo Martinez
Breh.
Tyler Young
>Erika
>voice and hair like a wild jewess
>cute
Isaiah Lewis
I think Tsubomi is the cutest Cure.
Isaiah Edwards
Sleep tight ji-san
Dylan Jones
Yayoi and Miyuki were made for each other.
James Jones
Rude
Joshua Collins
Adorable. It's fucking adorable and KIRAYABA~
Lincoln Smith
>their compacts on the table
Nice touch. Also Lala's antennae are erect.
James Hughes
Erika is simultaneously the cutest individual cure and also the worst of her series
Gavin Hernandez
Erika has become the biggest meme of the whole franchise.
Bentley Smith
How can that be true if Tsubomi is cuter than Erika?
Jacob Gutierrez
I want to try on Lala’s clothes too.
Carson Morgan
Easton Myers
Luke Russell
Angel Baker
Cyborg Hikaru powered by alien tech/magic?
Andrew Evans
Erika was indeed the worst Heartcatch.
Worse when she acts like a bigshot when she's not, by calling Itsuki and Yuri of all people, her juniors. Also her abysmal treatment of Coffret.
Also a person on Yea Forums I know makes me think that much less of her.
She made god tier memes though.
files.catbox.moe
Wyatt Ramirez
She's allowed to be a bigshot considering the fact that she's the strongest heartcatch
Aaron Myers
I disagree, that should be either Itsuki or Yuri, considering Yuri came first and killed Dark Precure on her own, and also Itsuki by herself knows judo. I would think having athletic prowess as a civilian would enhance her capabilities as a cure.
Connor Thompson
Tsubomi told me that Erika is the strongest precure.
John Nguyen
>inb4 we get to DBZ levels where we devolve into powerlevelposting
Jose Mitchell
Shiny Luminous and Felice are essentially deities, but I can't really translate that to sheer power.
Megumi comes to my mind as the most destructive for some reason.
Elijah Walker
It'll happen one of these threads.
Logan Baker
I rather talk about cuteness level
Christopher Baker
Shiny Luminous is a goddamn shame, because for being a member of the FW group, she never is allowed to do anything.
In the first FW Movie, she basically leaves the hard work of beating the witch to Nagisa and Honoka.
Jaxson Peterson
FW never got a movie, so I'm assuming they stuffed Hikari in a closet for the first MH movie so B&W could get the spotlight.
But it would have been nice if she'd gotten to do something more interesting than LUMINARIO.
Henry Fisher
My bad I meant Max Heart.
Which is moreorless the same way as to say FW, just season 2.
Nathaniel Harris
>I'm assuming they stuffed Hikari in a closet for the first MH movie so B&W could get the spotlight.
In the first Max Heart movie, Luminous gets pretty much oneshot by the villain early on in the movie and Black and White have to go and fight the villain at the end without her.
Charles Allen
If Hime went Forever Princess she'd arguably be the strongest precure.
Justin Jenkins
Jackson Lewis
Blake Clark
Blake Thomas
I wasn't correcting you on that.
Cameron Thompson
Jacob Kelly
What will the Notraider mooks be? Conscripted/enslaved minions from the Notraider conquests (and thus actual people to care about) or just unimportant minions like the sandbags and the choiarks?
James Perry
What is your problem? Erika is a cute. She's probably my favourite Heartcatch. She has an intense personality that some find off-putting but she's earnest and sincere and arguably Tsubomi was only healed because of her.
Owen Davis
>nyaggers
Christian Johnson
Was green cures mistake?
Andrew Barnes
Colton Walker
Is everybody excited for Unlimited Fuwa Works?
What if it's a weapon to surpass Souther Cross Shot?
Leo Ortiz
Adam Sanchez
Movie Tsubomi is a miracle of the universe.
Carter Brown
Brody Hughes
Levi Walker
>a weapon to surpass Souther Cross Shot?
Hikaru will stuff the Fuwas into her bra like Tsubomi?
William Collins
Adrian Phillips
Jayden Miller
smol Hikaru is really cute.
Michael James
And her father has abandoned this perfection. A heartless monster.
Colton Cooper
Daniel Lopez
>Left his preteen daughter and his wife to his parents and went traveling all year round like a madman
Living the dream.
Aiden Bennett
>Madoka's dad
No facial hair, complete tight-ass
>Elena's dad
Moustache, fucks around but runs the flower shop
>Hikaru's dad
Moustache and beard, abandons family to look for Bigfoot
Austin Wilson
green is the least commonly used hair color in anime
because it's ugly
Aaron Cook
I thought that Tsubomi was the strongest Heartcatch.
Brayden Diaz
Greens only USED to suck. They're amazing now. Lala carries the entire colour on her own.
Lucas Cooper
Lala is a teal or cyan. Also Komachi and Nao never sucked. They are great cures.
James Baker
Those aren't real colors and never will be, no matter how childishly you insist upon them.
Isaiah Baker
Can't you have a little imagination in your life? Besides that game doesn't even have Sunny's or Parfait's proper colors in it.
Andrew Rogers
Yes it does. It has red and green.
Tyler Thomas
Brody Thompson
Ok whatever. Think whatever you want but I think that they are orange and rainbow.
Benjamin Phillips
Who will win? One (1) random artbook, or literally every other official material, human eyes, and all common sense. The battle of the century, live on/pc/! We've got an exciting match tonight, folks!
Aaron Thompson
>animatetimes.com
>「全部のせ」みたいなイメージがありつつ、色的にも全部のせである「虹のプリキュア」になりました。プリキュアにはそれぞれ基本色がありますが、パルフェの場合は７色なんです。
Checkmate. Parfait officially represents 7 colors.
Matthew White
Oliver Carter
Joshua Kelly
>"What is the design concept behind Parfait?"
>"Parfait means perfect, so we made her dress really busy and all the colors to represent that"
>"""Checkmate"""
Noah Edwards
Less arguing, more squirrels.
Alexander Carter
By the previous post you should realize he reeks of trolling
>""""
yup, just a troll with anime face
Angel Evans
So she's rainbow, yes. That's exactly what it says 「虹のプリキュア」.
Oliver Peterson
'kay
Ayden Bennett
Austin Peterson
Andrew Gonzalez
Jayden King
Michael Lopez
Other than Cosmo, who is the stronger Star Twinkle?
Robert Peterson
Hikaru. Even her own dad obediently does everything she says.
Charles Wood
Selene. Star is starting to show some promise, but she's still far from Selene.
Nicholas Brooks
Probably Madoka, Elena maybe. But Hikaru will probably be the strongest by the end.
Asher Butler
If it's political power and influence we're talking about, then...
Adam Morgan
Plonk
John Davis
Parker Russell
Hikaru because she'll break through no matter what.
Alexander Long
It's impossible for you to stop posting irrelevant videos, isn't it?
Caleb King
He has a point though.
Blake Adams
yee
Aaron Rodriguez
ayyy lmao
Josiah Miller
Ethan Williams
Ethan Taylor
Josiah Flores
Grayson Lopez
Connor Ortiz
Where's Yuni's bottle?
Carter Bailey
Caleb Brown
Nathaniel Stewart
I'm ordering it with Hikaru's.
Colton Powell
I expect pictures!
Jace Murphy
Wyatt Collins