Tfw finished owari and now have to watch 3 mvoies and 12 episodes back to back

>tfw finished owari and now have to watch 3 mvoies and 12 episodes back to back
>and none of them are coalgirls

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>falling for the bait bait
>not watching Kizu after Bake
I guess you'll get the gist of things at least.

coalgirls is a fucking meme

>Watching in the wrong order
Yeah you can go ahead and miss me with that bullshit.

>coalgirls
Bloat meme aside, they just put the subs of other groups onto their own encodes after light or "heavy" editing so the quality varies anyway. What's more, they don't have a translator so those changes may or may not ruin the lines because they're just editing without supervision. Don't be loyal to a fansub group. That's about the stupidest fucking thing you can do.

You're supposed to watch Kizu after Bake, it's how the LN was released and how the anime was supposed to be released and it gives scenes in Nise much more meaning/weight/context.

its not like there are many options this far into the series, its either coal or commie

kizu after koyomi and owari is better since it gives lots of scenes with discussion about kizu a lot more mystery, like how in owari there's some scene where they talk about those 3 hunters or whatever in kizu
i like mystery so i watched it in release order

Missing out on crucial plot points you're obviously supposed to know about by then is not a fucking mystery.

were they really crucial?

Yes.

Commie is very far behind on Monogatari and Coalgirls is dead. The selection for a lot of the later shows are pretty varied.

Reading Mitome Wolf, and it really hits home.how much Araragi is stuck in his rather shallow perception of things, but yet shows how egocentric people really are about the world around them since his perspective didn't seem shocking, just shallow. Also Cat is the leader we all need, but don't deserve.

>Also Cat is the leader we all need, but don't deserve.
Literal fucking terrorist, user. She's just a worse version of Monkey at this point. At least Monkey has a plan and sage powers to back up her plans for world peace.

Nah, Hanekawa took steps to make erasing her records as painless as possible and wanted to make sure all her acquaintances were taken care of. Got in, got out, to move forward in her plans. Even let Japan save face by giving them what they wanted by erasing her ties to them completely. The problem is that war itself is profitable, and someone who would seek to end the roots of needless conflict is essentially a hindrance to corrupt political maneuvers and profit. Its ultimately the superficial idea of trying to make oneself feel superior to other, by using BS about uniqueness through race, nationality, religion or creed, rather than actually appreciating the differences we all have. She knows that much I think.

This. The events of Kizu are teased in a lot of ways specifically meant to build intrigue in how it all started.

It's telling that the people who want to police watching order are never the creators themselves, who understand that a series with dozens of volumes and technically a hundred episodes isn't easily experienced "as intended" by anyone other than shitflinging hyper consumers that pirate everything, such as yourself.

The issue with that ideal is that humanity is inherently war-like. For her to achieve her ideal of people not using war for profit/politics would be the complete dismantle of society as it currently stands and people who wish to dismantle society are called Terrorists.
Honestly, if Monogatari and Juni Taisen existed in the same universe then I could see how Hanekawa's plan might work. She could use her knowledge to team up with Monkey as they both sit at the table and basically run shit but as it stands, she's just being an idealistic busybody.

>people who wish to dismantle society are called Terrorists
They're called revolutionaries, terrorism is about methods, not end-goal.

Yes, you fucking moron.

Based newfag. I guess the people who were watching the series for nearly a decade before Kizu came out just weren't doing it right.

Can you not read faggot?
The author released Kizu after Bake and the film was supposed to be released after the Bake adaptation, maybe Nise at the very latest.

I find it ironic you're calling me a newfag, it's pretty fucking common knowledge Kizu was slated for 2012.

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That's a positive spin to put on it. Revolutions are never peaceful especially when it comes to war.

Oh, and in case you don't believe me, here's Kizu's film website for 2011.
Suck my fat cock retards.
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>specifically meant to build intrigue in how it all started

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Well even if I said all that, her ideal may have a more selfish, personal core to it Araragi doesn't acknowledge. She never had a home, so she essentially will make the world her home, and the best way to keep peace in her "home", is to break down the borders of society in all forms to effectively make a "family". Though it was strange for Araragi to say that his ideals run counter to that, when he doesn't really care about nationality, his hometown, all these labels mean nothing to him. So is it that the depths of his psyche still feel angry that Hanekawa is as independent as she is like he was in Neko Black? Does he still harbor this antipathy of wanting to rival her that is mixed with his affection and it's all a facet of a inferiority complex? That part where he said that they were friends and couldn't be kindred spirits harkened back to that final scene in Neko Black when I read it. How he said they would both suffer all their lives and she rejected it, and we know from his monologuing from that arc with Suou-senpai that he hasn't let go of the issues he has about Shinobu. There stories ultimately prove that if anyone has growing to do, its STILL Araragi.

>the people who were watching the series for nearly a decade before Kizu came out just weren't doing it right
That's right. You were at least supposed to read the LN.

>Hey, Hanekawa. In exchange for telling me something good, do you want to hear something bad?”

>“What? I do, I do.”

>“For me—when I was in high school, I was in love with you, Hanekawa. You didn’t notice, did you?”

>“—Ahaha.”

>An empty laugh from Hanekawa. Her eyes had gone past drowsy into becoming hollow.

>A vacantness that she’d obstinately protected.

>"Araragi-kun, was that also something you wanted to try saying?”

>“No.”

>I shook my head. I turned away from Hanekawa.

>Although I felt like I’d been turned away this whole time.

>“That was something I regretted as soon as I said it.”

>And it wasn’t just in the past.

>Even now, in the present tense, I’m regretting it.

Well, its confirmed. Nisio is gonna ride this ship to some weird rivalry duel at the end of this series. Araragi is trying to play it cool, but dude fails so hard.

i mean wasn't this already obvious