TRAIN TRAIN HASSHITE YUKE

>dirty feet on desk
poor form

I do that all the time when I'm in bed and want to fap. It's super convenient and easy to do.

Why the hell are you wearing underwear while in bed?

Degeneracy

Aka aka chuuchuu

I LOVE MY STATION

Is he left handed or is he going for a different feel. That question has been bugging me since yesterday and I need to know.

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I'm right-handed but use my left. It lets me adjust the volume or switch tabs when I'm on my computer or keep my phone steady.
What I'm questioning is why he has his legs like that.

right handed and use my left hand

>What I'm questioning is why he has his legs like that.

Maybe his butt hurts.

What else would I be wearing?

Why are you fapping in bed, anyway? Just get up or go to sleep, you disgusting blob.

Nothing or sleepwear

Sometimes I wake up horny and don't want to get out of bed. Other times it's just more convenient.
I don't see what the big deal is.
I'm not a savage, and don't like wearing panties to bed.

I'm right-handed for literally everything but using my left hand for jerking off feels more comfortable.

Do you toss them aside after you're done or just fall asleep in with crotch covered in cum?

I was about to say that's really weird but then I remembered I'm right handed but for some reason hold my knife and fork as if I were left handed.

Just sleep with them on. If I was gonna get up and change then I may as well have gotten a paper towel or something to fap into.
And I don't want to sleep naked.

Glad to know I'm not alone.

>it won't fit in there
what did she mean by this?

Do you mean you hold the fork in your left and the knife in your right? I'm right handed, and I put the knife in my left and the fork in my right.

fucking disgusting animal!

tickling his balls with right hand

Hey, don't rail against him like that.

>not just wearing the same shit you always wear

You can catch your spunk in your foreskin?

She means we're all gonna have a train fetish by the end of this show.

not him but uncircumcized chads like me can just pinch the foreskin closed when cumming then walk over and drop the load into the toilet, super convenient desu

What? Why?

Neck yourself.

You won't look like a chad when someone catches you clutching your foreskin for dear life while waddling to the toilet.

What if I already do?

that seems like more of a mess than just jerking it into a sock or a pair of underwear.

Explain the problem with that.

smelling like cum everywhere you go...

pffft, i beat dishonored without getting spotted the entire game, i think i can handle this

Eh, you run into problems with residual cum turning into more dickcheese. I figured if I'm gonna clean myself off anyway, I might as well skip the middleman and just use a sock/tissues like everyone else.

I always take a shower in the morning so it's fine.

cum socks tend to smell up my room though

1. You have to lay in bed while your cum slowly gets cold against your skin.
2. Cum could easily leak out and get on your bed.
3. Your underwear gets all crusty and won't be completely clean if you let it sit all night without washing it.
4. Imagine if there was an emergency and you had to waddle out of the house into the cold night with cum in your underwear.
5. Your ancestors are very disappointed in you. Even the monkeys.

>Jelly cuttards
When you get to the toilet you are supposed to use toilet paper to wipe, you don't just stand there and dump it.
Also you can pinch, pull your undies up and hold the foreskin in the elastic.

You guys don't wash your dick after jerking off?

Oh shit, I'm sorry

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sorry for what?

>other eechi show with no genuine sex

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>use toilet paper to wipe, you don't just stand there and dump
No shit, captain obvious. What part of
>I figured if I'm gonna clean myself off anyway, I might as well skip the middleman and just use a sock/tissues
did yoy not understand? If I can spank the monkey and clean off in the room, I don't want to be bothered having to get up, dump my unbotn children into the toilet, and THEN clean off in the bathroom.

All you faggots failed basic hygiene
>wank with small amount of water and bar soap mixture
>drop a pint on a folded paper towel
>rinse hands and wiener with a different paper towel

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Smell of semen attracts potential mates.

Has anyone made an edit from the TRAIN TRAIN scene after this where she looks at Yea Forums boards or hentai tags instead of restaurants?

Why can't I remember any other anime character actually jerk off on screen?

>Women pretending be experts in semen

Is this ecchi? It didn't seem like it from the first episode.

>stopping

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Literally Shinji.

Just pinch right below the head, uncut or not.

>Woman
i'm flattered, user

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good idea, I'll get on that

sounds painful

I mean like actually holding his dick on screen

cool, maybe a second version with sound would be nice (but thats just because that song and animation was really fucking kino)

>1. You have to lay in bed while your cum slowly gets cold against your skin.
Not a problem, fapping helps me fall asleep. The warm cum on my skin is relaxing as I drift off into lala land.
>2. Cum could easily leak out and get on your bed.
My underwear isn't loose fitting, this doesn't happen.
>3. Your underwear gets all crusty and won't be completely clean if you let it sit all night without washing it.
At worst it mildly stains underwear in the long run. Not a problem because I don't mind and it's not like anyone's going to see it. It only feels crusty for the 5 minutes in between waking up and showing.
>4. Imagine if there was an emergency and you had to waddle out of the house into the cold night with cum in your uunderwear.
If I have an emergency, I have bigger things to worry about than cummy underwear.
>5. Your ancestors are very disappointed in you. Even the monkeys.
A literal non-issue.

I do the same thing as you and that's considered incorrect for some reason.

This. Stewing in your own cum is comfy

No, I hold them the same way as you but that's not how you're "supposed" to do it apparently.

Using the fork in my left hand feels as unnatural as writing with my left hand does.

My nigga. I also use my hand upside down, never liked the traditional way.

Why would a cut guy need a sock?

I'm not the user you quoted, but yes. Then I lick it off with my fingers.

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Cool movie but too much art shit in the first 30 minutes

ITT: women larping as men and their semen fantasies.

What does it taste like? Asking for a friend.

and you let your mom wash your jizz soaked laundry for you? don't be an inconsiderate asshole. spunk into a kleenex and dispose of it properly.

why not just shoot in your blanket, then turn it over and up side down. wash

Your mom shouldn't be washing your underwear stop being so useless.

Why would my mom be washing my laundry?
Reminder that you have to be 18 to post here.

you people disgust me.

>it's not like anyone's going to see it.

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Like snot, but somewhat salty.

What? Who would ever see it besides me?

Me, of course.

user is a stalker?!

You're right. Absolutely nobody.

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It's not ecchi but sex is the main theme

that's her duty as a woman bruh

That's a rude way to put it.

Exactly, that's what I'm saying. So who cares if my underwear has cumstains?

Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our trains. Especially since they're such good size and all.

You're right, I'm gomen. I'm just flattered.

Our dads taught us not to be ashamed of our trains.

Everyone on Yea Forums is actually a girl, except you.

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You're forgiven, as long as you stop cumming into your underwear.

This thread is like, super gay

is there more?

I started doing my own laundry specifically so I could cum in my own tighties.

Heh...y-yeah who would ever d-do that...

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>TRAIN TRAIN
TAKE ME ON OUT OF THIS TOWN

Stop doing that, you filthy fuck.

>what is showering

Someone’s gotta clean it up and she does the laundary so she’s gonna clean up that cum desu
t. 23 year old virgin male who cums in his underwear

Your skin absorbs most of it and the underwear gets washed

You don't shower your underwear.

>Always get the urge to jerk off right after showering even though it is counter productive.

I miss the old days when I could bust it in the shower just thinking about my schoolmates.

Lots of people wash their underwear while showering. These people are technically showering their underwear.

You don't?

I used to cum in the shower too but if it gets on your skin with the hot water that shit turns into rubber cement.

How many times do you people jerk off?

About 4 times a week nowadays.

I usedto do it 8 times a day back in 2010.

once every 2 days

Everyday once or twice

Once or twice a day.

Yeah that aspect is pretty annoying. Also it's easy to get light headed if your thoughts get derailed.

At the height of puberty I think my record was 10 and only just recently have i tried to reduce it from once a day to a few times a week. A few times I even did it in public.

>I think my record was 10 and only
How do you keep going? My record is three and after the second my balls usually hurt and I stop being horny
>A few times I even did it in public.
How public are we talking about here?

literally never, ever

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All the time, but most of the time just edging or having dry orgasms. Actual cumshots only once in a while.

The underwear goes in the washer

Under the clothes in various situations, I didn't give a fuck at the time. I would retract my hands from the sleeves of a thick jacket and leave the sleeves linked with one arm while doing the deed with the other hand under my shirt. The people who noticed didn't care enough to make a stir.

Such is life when you are raised in clownworld with no morals.

I miss them every day

based brother.

Is it abnormal to use both hands?

yes

A-at the same time?

Excuse how long it took, vegas crashed 3 times and I still am too brain damaged to actually convert to webm, so I just use the shitty online convert site

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how big is your dick

Most people who use the internet will jack it with their non-dominant hand. That way you instinctively do the motion which requires the least amount of motor skill on your weaker hand and you don't have to fuck with your set-up.

For me I only go two-handed when I'm really into it, because I need one hand clean to still use the mouse/keyboard. But switched to two hands before climax is the best, especially when you alternate between rocking the full shaft, and switching one hand to massage the balls and taint, back and forth.

>Most people who use the internet will jack it with their non-dominant hand.
Source required

>Is it abnormal to use hands?
Yes. God gave you a mouth for a reason.

>thick eyebrows
I almost spit out my cheap wine.

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This makes a lot more sense than what I was imagining

user, how do you plan on using a mouse to click your doujins/pick your video/skip to the part you want? Do you switch your mouse and keyboard over every time?
Humans take the path of least resistance and it's easier to repeat a single motion of up and down with your weaker hand than it is to learn how to use a mouse correctly.

I'm pretty sure I jack off 5-10 times a day most days, but sometime it's just 2-3 times if I'm really tired from from. It's always been pretty high except when I have a girlfriend. Nowadays I use a lot of VR porn.

Yes, I mouse/keyboard with my left hand when it's time to do the deed

I don't have monkey ancestors you savage.

Massaging my balls does nothing for me. I usually use one hand for the jacking motion and the other hand lubed up to work the bell end.

>VR porn
That's a thing already?

You sir are an animal. You might be the only person in the entirety of history who learned to use their weaker hand to control the mouse/keyboard instead of instinctively just switching which hand you beat it with.

Can cut guys jerk off without lube?

I alternate, it's really not that difficult.

I have lube on hand but normally my dick leaks enough after the first 2 minutes for me to not use it.

I feel like I'm the normal one here. I don't think most people actually use their non-dominant hand to jack off.

Yes, I do it all the time.
If I'm not sweaty/sticky I can just fap normally.
If not, I just grab a bit under the head and rub the skin up.

I'm left-handed and I've used mouse with my right hand all my life, even for FPS games.

Disagree, I can't get off jerking with my weaker hand. Also I'm left handed and keyboards are just easier to use with your right hand.

I've wondered this ever since I tugged too hard and I started bleeding. I always jerk from the base of my dick, but if they have less skin I'd imagine they have to do it from much further up or in a really shallow motion.

Fixed the retarded size

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Porn is honestly one of the best uses of VR. It's hard to go back to regular porn after using VR.
files.catbox.moe/l7hp75.webm
files.catbox.moe/xev1hu.webm
I also occasionally play VR porn games like Honey Select.

you dont need lube if you have skin. just pull on the skin

That's why I asked how cut guys do it, since they don't have foreskin.

You don't need to stimulate the tip to masturbate. Just jacking the lower shaft is sufficient.

For you.

Yeah, I never use lube. It doesn't feel as good somehow, and it's annoying to clean up.

I can clean it up for you with my mouth, if you want.

Does anyone else eat their own cum in the name of convenience

You have raised the gayness in this thread to a new level.

I use one to jack off and the other to rub my nipples.

Haha no that'd be gross lol

Just trying to help an Yea Forumsnon out.

But does it have to be with your mouth?

If the balls are saggy then yes. What you have to do is get aroused enough to the point where the balls get sucked up closer to your cock, and then use your palm to sort of rock the base of the shaft along with the balls. The balls themselves don't exactly provide pleasure, but it creates this overall sensation of extremely deep dicking of the impregnating kind.

I usually have one on my dick and one in my butt.

Yea Forums - Masturbation techniques

I can't provide the necessary suction otherwise.

my time has come
exhentai.org/g/421958/309bcf840c/

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I feel sorry for those anons with mutilated dick.

Why does nemunemu have the cutest boys

Have marital relations

masturbate

Maybe I was just born with retarded feet, but how the fuck did she manage to run so fast for so long without tripping in those loose sandals?

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I regret making this thread.

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Why? There was some great discussion about masturbation going on here. How do you jerk off, user?

>shut up faggot

This thread reminds me of a wise Japanese saying

>through dick, unity

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I shot myself in the eye once. Shit burns.

Yes, he would be better off choo-choosing a better kink

In what circumstances do your dicks get to their maximum size Yea Forums? I personally need to be watching a porno for my dick to go the full length or else it doesnt. How is it for you

I want to taste this gyaru's pork miso soup.

Kek

Dumb bellposter.

For me there's maximum size, but then there's to go even further beyond, where the size doesn't really change but I attain this kind of hardness that is almost pulling itself away from the abdomen. For the former, I can get it pretty much on a whim. For the latter, I either have to get deep into a fantasy, engaging in imagined foreplay before fucking my pillow, or it has to be one of my very favorite porns/hentais.

I masturbate three times a day, you gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing after all. I also keep track of the characters and the artists I fap to

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Yes. The future is here.
With Koikatsu VR I no longer need to IMAGINE

Post chart.

i know right. he should have used his socks. armature

could've been worse

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>DOOLD

omg cute

I'm righthanded and use my right, i use my left to hold the mouse. I'm ambidextrous in terms of holding a mouse because of this

lewd thoughts and a bit of jerking is enough

I still remember when this was posted on OPTs to trick people into asking for sauce.

I used to do it once everyday when I was a horny teen. Now I'm 25 and and I noticed that I do it now once a week. Sometimes once every other week, or once a month when the depression hits

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i dont get people who can jerk it more then two times a day. and some do it even more or everyday. have to wait a few days before i get in the mood.

>living with your mother
Come back when you're an adult.

do it all the time. dont really like using lude since its a bitch cleaning it off afterwards.

>I'm pretty sure I jack off 5-10 times a day most days
holy shit, how the fuck do you even keep that up. The most I've done is thrice in one day and the last load was almost nothing, not to mention my dick was bright red

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Usually several times a week but I started no fap on july 1.
I really needed to stop my tranny porn addiction.

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>What you have to do is get aroused enough to the point where the balls get sucked up closer to your cock,
No amount of arousal is going to bring your balls in when it's 90° with 40+% humidity.

I'm just used to it. I'm in my 30s, but my sex drive is the same as ever, and I'm definitely a sex addict. Last year there was a week in Japan where I fucked a different prostitute each day and still had to jerk off.

It's fine if you live alone since you can just hop into the shower afterwards.

I've been doing twice a day for at least 12 years since I was 13. Some days I do 3 or 4x. Even when I was sexually active I would still do at least once a day.

Fapping is the worst drug ever. I stopped smoking for over a year but a can't live 2 days without fapping.

>ywn find a girl to discover sex with

Nothing brings dudes together like talking about jerking off

How do I learn using my left hand to fap?

I will on Christmas. I would post some stats but I had 3 power outages in row as I were typing them in so I don't have the motivation anymore

Kek. I remember when I was in school a dude once said he fapped 10 times in a row and his heart started to racing and he couldn't breathe he tought he would die with his dick in his hand and bring shame to his parents. Kek

kek

>1-2 times a day
>6 times on weekends

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Become left handed

I had a friend from school who we called "Ten Times" Turner

cant they uncut themselves?

>once a day
>since 12yo
>now 27yo
>15x365=5475
>2.5ml avg of cum
>5475x2.5= 13.7 liters(3.6 gal) of cum
Shiieeeettt

I wonder why.

twice a day

I've only ever used lube like a couple times, and just for fun. Don't really need it.

ive only used lube on onaholes

wow you're a really funny poster!

I do that all the time, it reeks of piss anyways

Once every 2 days. But when I do I fap for almost 2 hours (start with hgames and then doujins, hanime and jav).

>it reeks of piss
Mine is more like salty bleach

Why does your underwear smell of piss? That's not normal.

its what I do.

Are you me? I feel like the detergent aisle in some supermarkets smell like gallons of my cum at times

same story for me,
well it smells like that fresh

When I was a child I used the Index finger and thumb of both hands at the same time. I couldn't cum doing that now if you paid me a million dollars. No idea how I was able to sync my arms up well enough to finish back then.

It smells like almost nothing fresh, drink more water.

I havent drank water in years. It rots pipes, so it surely rots your insides.

Soon.

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the best things to drink, is beer, cofee , tea and a high ball once in a while.

I don't drink water too. As a matter of fact I ingest less than a liter of liquid per day. Generally milk+a can of soda+bootle of beer.

>2019
>Age of computers
>Hasn't masted the art of ambidextrous masturbation for maximum control

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Challenge accepted.

Prepare for dickrocks. I recommend Rilakkuma as a comfortable show to get you through the pain.

I haven't seen whatever this is but how does it relate to rolling girls/blue hearts?

Don't remind me

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Nice accomplishment, user.
You must be an interesting and amazing person.

>Not eating it so you get a late night snack and you fall asleep quicker

>story by Mari Okada
Glad I checked before, dodged a bullet here.

>and bar soap mixture
I hope you enjoy your UTI.

>cranberry juice not your anime watching beverage of choice
Disgusting.

>Doesn't suck down water like he lived in a desert all his life.
I can taste your yellow jaundice skin from here.

Talking about different feel, go and sit on your dominant hand for like 10 minutes and then jack off.
It's like you're getting the handjob man, really cool

Don't worry user, once you get stones you learn to live with water. The trick is to supplement your water diet with the occasional tasty drink so that you can function at a basic level while giving off the appearance that you aren't failing to deal with a sugar addiction.

the hells your obession with pure water?

>mfw i fapped to this thread
Fuck you anons, fuck you.

S O O N

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Just watch it.

>fapping to anons talking about fapping

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Can confirm it isn't, his hand is smaller than a western man so it is at most 5 inches.

When did you guys start fapping?

i dunno , 10 I guess
I do remember my first orgasm though, I was rather confused on just what the hell happened afterwards.

It's a technique called stranger danger

Cringe
Based

How do you not get aroused sleeping naked?

dude his dick is like halfway up his thigh.
assuming he's average japanese height, his thigh is 21-23 inches, so halfway up is at least 10 inches.
But the cock starts a little below the pelvis, so I'd say he's 8".

im sure most have fapped to stranger things.

The train autist was hilarious.

I never thought we'd meet again in a thread about some Mari Okada show where nearly all of the 263 posts are about dicks and masturbation, but I'm glad to see people who're still Hibikeeping it real.

I have bladder problems and my peepee leeks drops so I have to put underwear on

Once a week usually, sometimes twice

He is just greasing the skids

Most of it is pretty shit and there's not much good stuff besides a few vr porn games like Koikatsu. All the video vrporn is shit since there's no real depth and everything just looks massive.

yeah,
its not that great

I never use lube

Japs are 5'6/170cm
His dick is about 1/3rd of his thigh so it's 6 inches at best which is above average.

>still bigger than me
Kill me, Pete!

Small dick solidarity

This thread gives me hope we will have many more similar conversations about this anime over the next 3 months.

someone post webm already

Yes but I can't stimulate the tip. Only way to do so is with lube and that is very messy. Its a pain.

just got my first onahip today

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you can see his green boxers in his pants, his jerking it with paper

>fapping while in a chair
do guys really do this?

I don't want my dong flopping around while I sleep.

Lolibabas.

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oh shit im sorry

I almost always fap in my chair. It reclines back almost 180° so it's pretty easy.

Walking in on someone fapping is muh fetish desu.

Sorry for what?

For this I need hardcore loli like ekikon_kenkyuukai

elaborate

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>person A is fapping
>person B enters the room and after the shock offers to "help"
>person A is too horny, accepts and things escalate
Makes me diamonds every time.
>person

do you envision yourself getting caught or doing the helping?

Ok before I decide whether i want to watch this anime: is the female walking in on him his mom or his sister??

Depends on the mood.

youtube.com/watch?v=IEnZU2teiHY

We need to sign the train song Yea Forums

This song's the bane of my existence on Taiko.

Has 10/10 taste, though.

The fuck are these and what do they have to do with water intake?

youtube.com/watch?v=hHkKJfcBXcw

Hairballs

this, and also does she join

hows it go?

Neighbour/childhood friend

TRAIN TRAIN
I LOVE MY STATION

FUCKING TRAIN

all this talk about masturbation. This scene gave me anxiety.

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There was that nice guy though

WHY DIDN'T HE CLOSED THE DOOR, WHAT WAS HE EXPECTING A HENTAI SCENE.

Cursed series had a good point with the GB but then it got axed.

Not his fault the neighbour just walked into his house and didnt even announce herself

>Implying any rapist or burglar will announce theyself when entering a house.

When I was 20

why is he fapping? what does she do after? does she come help? is this good?

>tfw I remembered my mom caught me fapping on the bed when I was a kid
And I thought I already suppressed that memory of mine

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>why
He's 16
Figure it out yourself

>what does she do
She runs away extremely embarrassed

>is this good
It's a very to-the-point coming-of-age comedy about teens discovering what they think about sex and how it affects their everyday lives. I think it's fun and endearing but it could come off as a bit obnoxious to others.

Cringed super hard and skipped the scene as soon as the first frame entered my eye. LMAO. I was expecting something similar, but dang it. Getting caught is not funny.

It's funny as long is not you using your mom's panties.

Drinking a fuck ton of water usually helps.

>ITT: Yea Forums reveals themselves by circlejerking
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

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lol imagine having a mother who didn't even do her basic duties as a woman

found the roastie

all I see is a panda

Why didn't The Rolling Girls ever have a Linda Linda cover?

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Too entry level.

They eventually released one last album that had the girls singing Linda Linda. We never rioted about no Linda Linda like that one user kept posting

Left hand when fappin in the PC
Right hand when using my tablet to read doujinshis

Standing missionary or when the girl jerks off the guy while he's sucking on her tiddies, something about being pampered like that turns menon.

cute

I thought you were bullshitting me for a second until I actually looked it up.

It's beautiful ;_;

Can't blame him. He has a one-track mind

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American education for you

Something that you will piss out one day and it will hurt a lot
Worst case you will need surgery to remove them if they are too big for go out through the dick

you know the saying "everyone poops" right? everyone faps too user.

if you can't use both hands, you have the small

Don't do this it makes mustard gas

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What does his hand gesture mean?

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White supremacy

He is indicating that he thinks about her while jacking off

Pale and thin..like a model

Olive oil mixed with a few drops of lavender oil.
No chaffing, friction heats up the oil which feels pleasant, the skin gets smoother, smells nice, the ingredients are easy to access, easy to conceal the intention, and you only need a few drops.

Please bring your cringe and LMAO to whichever shithole you came from.

Based. Tallflats are nice.

This first episode felt too weird to be an Okada show.

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I am so sorry I had to do this

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How strong is the smell? I dont want people to notice my crotch smell like lavender.

>came to this thread expecting discussions about the anime/manga
>got to read about masturbating instead

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You don't really need lavender it is just for fragrance, you could use olive oil only.
The smell of lavender isn't very strong if you only put one drop.
I only use it because it smells nice and I have it lying around.

On a side note, apparently lavender oil has beneficial qualities especially if rubbed on the soles of your feet where your skin pores are large.
It is claimed to reduce anxiety and help you sleep more easily.
I've been using it lately because I can't sleep for shit. Don't know if it is all placebo but it seems to work.
You get a really nice soothing warm sensation that lasts a long time which feels great when you go to sleep especially if your feet are killing you.

Pretty great, right?

Sucks after you hit puberty and your dick is too big to do that.

I like the designs in this show. Eyebrows are underrated.

Man, Shu really let himself go since Inori died.

PORK MISO SOUP

From what?

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like?

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Why are his panties still on?

What was the original joke?

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まん = big
ちん = dick

what kind of resturant has that name?

萬珍軒 is Mandarin. The Japanese transliteration of the name just happens to be homophonous with 'big dick'. 萬珍 does not mean 'big dick' if that's what you're wondering.

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>not only knowing what sex is, but also wanting it
What a fucking slut

I unironically like Okada works. She's superior hack!

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>if other people want it than I must too
thats an innate human trait.
It's basically the reason marketing works.

Atleast she's a productive hack. Yea Forums's other favourite hack Urobutcher haven't made anything of note in like 7 years

Mari Makinami Illustrious >>>>> Mari Okada

No.

Yes

a chinese restaurant owned by big wang

Used to 10 times minimum a day, now I do about 3 times a day since work has gone to shit.
Record was 23-5 times in a single day.

I miss the old Yea Forums.

I do this all the time. Fapping to the thought of other people fapping is great.

Stop fapping to me you creep.

I'm pretty horny right now, so I probably will fap to you. Sorry, user.

Stop

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Your disgust only makes it better.

honeybee should be used to it anyway lol.

Fuck off Carlos

>his feet are up

So the author is female?

Actually yes, you'd make for a good detective

Once daily when have nothing to do.
When I have work I often forget to fap.

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Dude love his trains so much that he fap to bus porn since it's the closest thing to train without actually defiling his pure love for trains. Sounds pretty based desu.

I like sniffing my own underwear. It's so sexy.

thats the line

So she really wants to get railed, huh...

Great taste.

Saved

2-3 times a day, everyday, and every time it feels fucking amazing.

Used to be 30-40 times per day but now only 3 times per week if I don't get too tired.

Weakling. I've been doing it at least 50 times per day since I was just ten.

>30-40 times per day
>50 times per day

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Don't tell me you can't do it at the very least 20 times per day.

no im too depressed

You should be locked up

Depends usually once a day, but I've brought too much toilet paper twice.
Exception is when I'm reading something super hot, if a nukige is really good I'll fap to all scenes.

Someone make a tribute pic of this.

This should be new Yea Forums and also 4channel banner.

Who /irongrip/ here? I know it’s bad in the long run but it feels good to choke out your dick.

I can't get a good nights sleep unless I ejaculate. It's been this way for almost 20 years.

I actually love The Blue Hearts

Pretty sure that's just the lining on the inside of his pants.

Nah, that user's right. He's doing the ol' tissue topper

>I know it’s bad in the long run
What, I do it for the pleasure of pressure but I never thought it was bad. So how bad it is, will I lose my dick or it will be deformed in the future?

You get used to the pressure and can't cum anymore from lesser stimulation.

A hostile spear, a new frontier, the end is near
There's no surrender

You should try weightlifting, sleeping more and eating better. Your libido going to shit that young is probably sign of some serious endocrine issues. (Low T, high cortisol etc.)

This

Depending on how busy I am with IRL stuff, at least 3 times a day but when I'm being a degenerate I go for 7 or 8+. My record is 15.

He’s just black pilled on women and life, let him no fap.

A reminder that your mom knows very well what semen smells like. Also, before being your mom she's a female first and foremost, with a keen sense to certain smells.

You can't hide it from her.

I don't understand the joke, do samurais put dicks in their hair?

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once every 2 days
im getting old

Google chonmage.

萬（まん） = man ≈ manko (pussy)
珍（ちん） = chin ≈ chinko (penis)
Is how I would parse it. Big Wang is a perfectly serviceable translation.

>the ED shows all the love interests
>all boys (and one old man)
>there are people who write picrelated

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Let me guess, it's some shitty yurifaggot blog nobody reads

It's people who made this gem.

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You know, something's worse than shitting bricks. This:

But I don't want to pee too often.

After a workout and my hormones are in peak condition.
My dick is super hard afterwards.

We warned you.

why are responding to a person by pointing to a post that was already a respond to him?

Why are you asking retarded questions?

I regret nothing

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But that's a sin

Let's sin together.

It's not a sin, it's loving oneself and that's what Jesus taught me that's good.

That’s why you have sex and cum inside.
Don’t waste your seed.

I've been a sweaty mess in that pair of underwear all day, they'll have to be washed anyways, why not shoot a load into them to contain it in a convenient way before throwing them in the wash bin?

I LOVE MY TRAIN

Imagine the smell.

Im happy they got the Blue Hearts version

Jokes on you user 5 inches is the general average for about the majority of people on this planet yes and that includes black people.

Imagine walking around everywhere with a horse cock on your head...

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>t. cope

im not black

At this point basically every 2d guy has at least an 8 inch hammer, it's just standard. You're the one who seems like you're coping by insisting it's 5 inches so you can feel superior to chinks or something

that make absolutely zero sense

why would you ever use a sock? just use tissue and trash it in a closed container like a empty gatorade or something. it will never smell or stain and nobody will never wise up

Oh, you know

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> not coming onto your own stomach to then clean it off and leave no evidence or stain

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Reminder that females can smell your cum from a mile away. Even if you wash yourself with water they can smell it. Your room smells like cum. THEY KNOW.

Read the manga, he's a train fanatic

Females don't enter my room.

My mom enters my room

febreze in this bitch

I am currently jerking off to this thread.

Why?

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screech at her a few times, that'll do it

Do they get aroused by the smell?

My mom does.

Is she hot?

THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT, CASUAL!

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Was before she stopped exercising.

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I use my left hand to jerk it even though I'm right handed.

You're not a real right-handed then.

Play baseball and you’ll use your non dominant hand to catch and your dominant hand to throw.
Doing detailed things like moving a mouse and painting with it is different.

>like moving a mouse
That's funny because I naturally gravitate toward using the mouse with my left hand even though I'm right handed.

I think he get off the rails this time.

OKADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

odd show choice to fap to

Bump

The Trainmaker

Bingo on the first dang episode .

How much do girls like trains?

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god, wish that were me

I am on the fence if I should keep watching this or not. As an incel it really upsets me to watch this being serious here

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Stick around for the NTR part

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Why does she look so greasy?

I will post the updated bingo in the next friday

The TearMaker Okada.

I think it's because of the weird lighting.

all the semen still coating her from the last take.

Her bangs are like clumped together, though.

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>thick eyebrows
>flustered face
>pale skin
good thing I stuck around for those fap tips

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Why the fuck haven't they made a season 2 of DMC yet?!

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Can't wait for her tears when she sees Blondie x Train dude in his room lmao

So we're getting an Usagi Drop 2 and a Scum's Wish 2 in the same season?! Can't wait for the cringe to peak.

4-5 times a day, usually. I am fucking shocked not to see most of the replies filled with equally chronic masturbators

>Usagi Drop 2
What

yep, just stretch the skin as if it were a deflated balloon, then proceed to walk to the bathroom while holding the liquid, and drop all the semen, on the toiled just a quick wipe with a baby wipe to remove the seminal liquid.

That anime of with the demon girl, "I will do anything for my daughter even fight the demon lord"

What
I thought Usagi Drop was about Dad x Daughter?

There's a Phö restaurant near me named Phö King Good.

They both end with the dude raising then banging their adoptive daughters. Kinda fucks the wholesome theme at the beginning, but what else would you expect from female writers?

Yeah, what a literal mess that was.

Tomboy childhood friend with tanlines, while my favorite, ironically doesn't get my dick to maximum assault. My heart holds back my dick and cannot unleash the beast while there is a wholesome romance going on.
However the opposite is also not correct as my dick can't go full throttle while NTR, drugs, rape, or any unhappy sex is going on.
What really revs me to the max is sweaty, consensual, incest of any sort

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After the timeskip in the manga it was a downward spiral from "Ah, what a loving father." to "NO NO NO NOOOOO!!!!!" pretty quick.

There are two yuri bait characters in the manga. The braids loli from main cast, and tanned gal you seen this episode that gets les for club pres after her transformation.

228 times since January 1st.

Hahah the manga feels like a joke.

youtube.com/watch?v=_LBmUwi6mEo

>Lock the fucking Door.
>Love triangle

Yeah, i see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.

Wew

Childhood girl BTFO

Go back normalfag.

Best girl

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I get mad that he doesn't look like emiya.

Have sex and then maybe you can bang your own daughter one day, sicko.

Number?

If faggots like you didn’t run the gov then I would.

Faggots

Generally when I'm jerking off to something new.

I wish I ran the government. Things would be a little different around here...

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Man I haven't been torqued like that in a long time

AOTS