What kind of jobs do people on Yea Forums have?

I cum on anime figurines.

Airport ramp worker

>jobs

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Service engineer

trap cosplayer

Cutting 'things'

I drive.

How much does this pay?

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I'm a god.
youtube.com/watch?v=CcF0ConzjH0

>job

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A shitty one. Rather not speak of it

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Now I'm curious, please tell me

Professional isekai protagonist.

anime critic

I'm a level 99 wizard

fbp

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Do you get hit by trucks a lot?

Dub checker

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being professional trannies who do it for free

Nice joke OP

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factory worker

he cute

I’m a cashier but I’m going to school to be a cyber security specialist

What's a job?

It's the most reliable method.

Something that happens when you fail to evolve into a neet

'recycling operative'
really though I just sort cups from garbage on a conveyer belt
a-at least the people are nice. I hate my life.

Housing development loan/insurance underwriter. Specifically for affordable housing.

I sell propane and propane accessories

Huh, for some reason I always assumed that work was done by sorting machines.

Teacher.
Easy to get into, long vacations for binging and not leaving the house because salary.
Only problem is you have to learn to be really good at being patient and faking normie status so you don't get put in the "we don't like he won't last long box"
teachers also talk mad shit and disobey about 50% of all rules.
I.E. under no circumstances can you take any photo or video of your kids or talk about any of their personal information even their first and last name.

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Does it pay good?

thank

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I work in exports. Pretty comfy.

EMT

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Enginigger.

anime tiddies expert

military

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lion tamer and wing walker

i am Google Ads specialist in a SEO/SEM agency. Comfy office work, cute grills around, and since i am good at this shit and can automate all the processes i have half of the day free to shitpost on 4chin and watch youtube

How do I find a job...

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Where at?

Warehouse monkey in a dying industry that's been outsourced to China for decades now.

it's the only real choice for people that can't adapt to society

Same way most people do nowadays. Have a connection.

how many civilians did you kill?

I am like this guy except that I do not have lolis by my side.

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ffl

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I was a NEET until someone from Yea Forums knocked me up and married me. Now I can use the title "housewife" to make myself seem more successful.

usa for me but I'm in germany

Give me the juicy details.

You need to be a complete normie to join the military in my country. Like they do psych tests, see how sociable you are (sports teams etc.)

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how did you qualify for military?
i thought all neets were too out of shape to pass basic.

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Perfect for NTR, do you want to meet up sometime?

Certified scaffolder here but ran out of work recently so doing removals for the time being

Intern at a tech company (web design department), and puppysitting.

Just got booted from my physiotherapist school because of one failed exam. I got nothing to show for 3 years of studying and paying for school. FML
Starting a computer engineering class at university now because I'd rather have an office job than be a neet my whole life.

Payless IT intern

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Fluffer

Join the Burger military and become a citizen of the greatest nation on earth, we take everyone even mexicans!

It seems like you really just apply everywhere and hope someone bites. If that doesn't work you gotta know someone. If you don't know anyone then it kind of just doesn't happen. That's where I'm at right now. Being forced to interact with people you don't want to in order to get anything done is pretty awful desu.

too much garbage surrounding and covering the cups. people don't understand simple instructions such as "only paper cups here". The initial cost to train an AI and build a machine to do such a thing for this company is a bit too much.
HAH! no fucking way. minimum wage here. Have 4 people working with me and even still the company fails to make a profit.

The worst part is everyone tbere is a pessimist. Been here only a month and already I'm getting the feeling I'm never going to get out.

best friend is an emt.
he's pretty fucked up because it's a bad county and sees alot of shit also lack of sleep + anxiety issues now.

did you crash any helicopters, or set and marshes on fire in the last few months?

I like sports

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so an IT drone with a lot of HW junk?

/thread

One day I will build a country for NEETs where we can all go and wont have to work where robots will take care of all the work and we can watch anime all day :DDD

Negative but I wouldn't doubt people from here have

Teacher. Currently working with middle and high school kids but I want to eventually move on to college level.

enter: mass suicide

>If you don't know anyone then it kind of just doesn't happen. That's where I'm at right now.

Also where I'm at right now. I've come to understand college ""education"" is absolutely useless and your time is better spent partying and making connections, since that's how you get jobs. Instead I stayed in and studied like an absolute idiot.

Spic here, I'm a mamporrero.

don't be afraid to take a semester off user, burnout is real.

Day laborer. It's tough but rewarding work, especially when I'm working in crawl spaces

bicycle mechanic

Cuck

Software developer.

The main issue in my case is not traumatic injuries but rather watching people literally rot away in nursing homes.
Do you know what a wound-vac is?
Do you want to know?

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I teach cute Korean lolis and shotas at an English kindergarten in Korea.

it gets better user,
but working on your feet all day youll always come home miserable.
every job that requires standing all day has been filled with miserable coworkers and bosses.
got a sit down job and everybody is immediately happier about life, albiet still work so misery.

I work for the NHS

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Manufacturing.

Mechanical Engineer

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I translate academic articles for money

I've had medical training. Always put the TQ high and tight baby

he doesn't often go into details, first year he'd send me snaps of the bodies but after awhile it got to him.,
>worst was he was first responder on a 3 year old who drowned.
literally fucked him up for a year.

hello janny

You'd make more money translating LN's

There's nothing really juicy. I met a guy on Yea Forums a couple of years ago, we met up IRL, fell in love, this year we finally got married and now we have a son together.

Life is very nice and comfy. And I'm happy to be a wife because I'm disabled anyway and did nothing else with my life, so if doing house chores and cooking gives me a purpose, I'm happy. Anime is much more enjoyable with someone else to watch with too.

I'm a retired vet. I kill 20 filthy fucking Jerries back in the Afghan war.

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HE DOES IT FOR FREE

IT director for a government agency.

How did you two meet?

based

how do you handle talking about what you did with others?
current friend has major ptsd and i don't know how to respond

based, but still, being a tranny doesn't make you a girl

I'm going to school to become a computer engineer

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Pic related, I don't like it and I want something better. It's not the work itself that bothers me but the employees complain, the customers are mean, and nobody can schedule for shit.

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stay at home security guard and anime quality supervisor

is this you

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Research Chemist
Time loss and stress from a PhD was not worth it, at all.

Tell him to stop being a bitch if he's an 11B

>stay at home security guard
Clever

I'm a professional virgin and get paid to watch people have sex

After a year of being a full time EMT in Milwaukee I've only had one GSW, one real flesh wound, and have never given Narcan.
We've had like 5-6 kids die here in the past month or so, mainly because of their parents beating them to death.

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Farmer Silver Spoon might have had some influence on it

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HS Film teacher & anime club advisor

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You mean I can meet people other than degenerate faggots here? The fuck?

Full-time lolicon.

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I'm a paid Intern in Cyber security.
I get paid to sit around all day and screw off.
Last week we all did a smash tournament during work.
This week we watched Batman TAS and ATLA.
It's worth the grocery days.

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Did you find a cute farmer girl yet? Also SS made me consider it at the time too

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2 jobs of taking the trash cubes out and helping an old lady in a wellchair to get the street from the 2nd floor. Almost 600 yuros but i do it in 1 hour per day.
Gonna study this month how to tattoo. Tried programming but find it hard and tedious.

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Part time worker for a catering company

my company stakeholders approve your war crimes

chef

Im a dumb university student. I dont understand shit

military aircraft mechanic

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I've fantasized about having your job. I'd love to be able to guide young weebs to decent shows, and actually discuss them in an educational environment. I think there'd be a lot of cool discussion to be had with shows like Eva, Utena, and Lain, and maybe I could prevent them from developing into total fucking plebs.

>be neet
>Daytrade stocks and crypto whenever I need money
>Smoke weed and watch anime all day afterwards.

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I think you missed the joke there

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I get half a dollar for every post I make here. A full dollar if it has an image.
Double if I have this tripcode on. Triple if the tread is not anime related. 4x if the thread is deleted. 5x if OP gets (UWBFTP)'d.

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Senior Receptonist/Administrator.

Car mechanic

When do you do cyber security things?

A PAID SHILL!!! JIDF are Aquaposters!

Making gunplas won't make you a mechanic.

Not that user but I would like to know

Where is the best to place Google Adsense advertises for making more money? My site has a hundred of articles, so in the article center?

We exchanged contact info in a thread. It was the most luck I've ever had.

Not me because I just had my kid this year. Also, good job title.

>>Daytrade stocks and crypto whenever I need money
Can you make money like that?

Aviation technician, and night watchmen on the side

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Security

I tell to people in the internet that their opinions are wrong.

>IT drone with a lot of HW junk
Nope, just some ordinary php developer. It is the shame though that there is no anime about php, only about c++ and java.

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engineering manager at a tech company but I was neet for almost a decade first

I'm just a failure

>daytrading
I tried that shit for a while but it got really annoying to keep up with the news and trends and the stress got to me after a while and I eventually stopped altogether. How do you handle that shit? Weed?

I'm proud of my work. I was a hikkiNEET for a good 8 years before getting a job.

Don't mind me just doing my job

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I fix computers.

Step 1 don't live in a shit country
Step 2 don't be a shit person

This being Yea Forums a good number of people passed the first hurdle but fumbled at the second one.

What is your disability?

Code monkey with no hope or future, though at least I'm not .

Nice ontopic notblog thread you got here.

you suck

>
I'll never be rich, but it's quite the life!

There was nothing quite like watching Erased & The Promised Neverland as a club while they were airing.

For the most part though, kids these days knowledge of anime history is extremely limited; few realize that there was a ton of great shows & movies before the year 2010....

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>i have half of the day free to shitpost on 4chin and watch youtube
You mean engage in market research I'm sure.

I think he doesn't need news and trends when smoking weed

go outside

I was just curious is all

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>stay at home security guard
How does that work? In my country for example there are strict regulations for a room that watches cameras, needs to be reinforced and everything.

Three Afghan war was a war for freedom and the hun was an evil lot. I did the the world a favor by killing 20 of them, same goes for the japs I killed in the war in Iraq

Always in the spots where people stop reading. End of paragraph or article. Because after you finish reading something there is a psychological stop that makes you decide what to do next, and if the Ad is here, you can decide to click it. Its something called gutenberg diagram. Check it out medium.com/user-experience-3/the-gutenberg-diagram-in-web-design-e5347c172627

also most important. Adsense on webpages is shit. Go on Youtube, thats where the money is

Yes, with enough researching and luck you can turn just a few hundred into tens of thousands.
Download Robinhood and read up on options trading if you're interested.

tell me how to stop wagecucking

System Engineer, though HR want to name it Cloud Architect now. Shit's comfy when it's not insane requests from business that are in total inadequacy with their budget.

Building Operator. I run the HVAC and Plumbing systems in I big office complex that they haven't been able to automate yet or I step in and run equipment manually when the automation fails. As well as routine maintenance, OH&S testing and scheduling repairs by tradesmen I am unqualified to perform.

I had aspirations to become a linesman like Tomoya from Clannad but this job is way more comfy and less expensive to get cerified for.

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pentester

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fuck you and your digits.

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I just study at Uni. Very few here are doing that apparently.

I sell gas. Gas and oil.

I assume that most of us here are around 30 and are past the point of no return

IT work for a bureau under the US Treasury.

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I sell bathwater to virgins.

I wonder if jannies work outside of doing stuff for free

AC engineer at Zoo. Applied to my job thanks to Kemono friends and have loved it so far

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How do you jump from NEET to manager at a tech company?

>How does that work?
it doesn't, it means i guard my home 24/7 because i don't leave my basement at all

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Nepotism

>job
My little user can't be this naive.

Manufacturing and Design Engineer.
Tariffs on China are a bitch so we have to get the cheap and simple shit done mostly in Vietnam now and finish the more complicated bits in the US or Japan.

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Still study at uni (22) and I work two night shifts a week at a security company which means watching cameras, taking alarms on a phone and watching netflix/gaming/Yea Forums

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Graphic Designer

I work in an office with 150 other individuals.
I make above average pay.
It involves coding and 3d modeling.
That about sums it up.
Before that I was a neet/freelancer.

Nvm I’m retarded kek

I heard somebody talking about this on my local news station recently. I had always thought the posts saying "God I want to drink her bathwater" here were always meant to be jokes.

I wonder what normalfags and middle aged/elderly people think when they hear about this stuff. I can't say it surprised me at all that somebody was actually making money doing that, I just didn't figure they'd be making as much money as they were.

Wow, you know people well. Thank you, I didn't know about Gutenberg diagram. I will study this topic.
>Adsense on webpages is shit.
Yes, I read about it. 7 years ago it was possible to earn good money.
Youtube is too hard for me. It requires social skills and something like that. It's much easier for me to write the articles how to solve computer problems.

what do you do with the pens that don't write good haha

I work at an ice cream shop, our stuff is overpriced and we have some inconvenient policies so rude customers are common. I like all of my coworkers though and it's the only job I've had that actually listens to me regarding the hours I want. Also am a uni student, hopefully next summer I will be able to get an internship and say goodbye to customer service hell.

You should use those US treasury computers to mine bitcoin. It would be ironic.

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In between.
We handle fairly low level stuff, and the company has a ton of different teams handling different aspects of the system.
It's organised to the point where none of us are ever in over our heads.
My group handles logins, locations, and tracking. Other groups handle dual authentication, permissions, and internal scans.

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Copywriter.
I sit at a desk and type a lot, and then I come home and type a lot.

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A real estate company based in the US hired me to do some grunt accounting tasks. Iget paid hourly based on the activity shown by Worksnaps. I found a software that simulates activity so they pay me for 9 - 10 hours a days while I actually work 3-4 hours tops.

I live in a third world shithole. The pay is good and gives me enough time to watch animu and read mangos. I plan on opening a fast food truck soon

Software Developer, got fired last week. Taking a short vacation before starting to hunt for a job again.

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I worked two different warehouse jobs and now I'm studying to be an electrician

>Nice ontopic notblog thread you got here.
Thanks for contributing.

Postdoc in physics
It's alright

my friend used to work in a nursing home. he told me stories.

oddly enough I do have a smallish collection of fountain pens. (pilot vanishing point, pilot ch92, platinum maki-e, chinese parker 51 (hero 100), plus some other cheaper ones)

How do you survive without a job and family paying you?

> that one mod who listed his position as a mod on his LinkedIn profile
Mods and jannies are desperate to find things they can list as work experience

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I kill people for the mafia

is it when you collect shit from a persons stomach beacuse they cant use their anus anymore?

Software Engineer.

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> jobs

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>I plan on opening a fast food truck soon
I hope you know what you're getting into, that shit can end entrepreneurs. I worked for a guy who tried to run one and if he hadn't gotten bought out and partnered with his buyer he would have tanked.

/prog/rider

garbage man. could be worse.

Bail bondsman

Finally got a three month contract at a postal company, but I don't wanna stay there. Either I somehow get lucky and get a good job with an actual career or go back to uni.

No it's for sucking the puss out of infected bed sores.
It smells as good as you'd expect

Student. Will probably be CTA (chemical technical assistant) (don't know the actual English term, this is a direct translation) in 2 years and want to become a chemical technician.

thank you for fighting for our freedom.

What'd you get fired for?

Work from home helpdesk for a fortune 50.
I post on Yea Forums and 420chan all day. Its nice being able to have a QUIET work space, I hated the open office with a burning passion.
Could make a fair deal more money at another IT job, but I never want to work in an office again if I can.

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how many times have you watched mad men?

Rabbi

A lot of countries have welfare or disability programs people can get paid by. The money isn't that good but if you don't want anything more out of life than dicking around online and tinkering with second hand computer parts to keep yourself connected you can survive off that.

Overnight security. If you're even remotely literate, I recommend it. Little to no people to deal with, usually the only person on site, no supervisor breathing down your neck. Sure, it varies from site to site, but I basically get paid to watch anime for 10 hours straight.

Do you drive the trucks? Honestly that seems like it'd actually be a good gig. I heard they get paid well too.

Automation Engineer
My job is programming machines and robots to replace you.

Shipping & Printing. Planning to get into archviz.

FBI
Don't ask.

What's the pay? How to you get such a job?

sometimes. we take turns. its not so bad if you can deal with the smell, early mornings and the cold or heat.

President

Disappointed by lack of digits.

I sand neck joints on electric guitars.

I did for a while.
Got fired because I forgot to shave one day and came in with a tiny bit of stubble and accidentally forgot to address guests as sir or ma'am plus said yep instead of "yes sir" to the GM once

muhreen corps

11B?
what's the FFL even like
>Ranger on Yea Forums
guess it's not surprising
figured thered be chair force on here

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Warehouse/distribution and accounting. Its nice really, I work in an office for 4 hours then outside for 4.

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I'm a salesman hoping to get an IT position I applied for.

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Medfag here, who finished Uni last year and is still currently doing his thesis because he is a lazy ass.
Halfy day is NEETing around half is pretending I'm doing science stuff
Well, if you're doing it right it doesn't smell at all because everything gets sucked in the vacuum and you have no contact to the air.
Pretty disgusting nonetheless

I'm a reality and land consultant.

That's cool. I always thought guitars were pretty. Do you play?

$10.25 per 2.5 full length episodes.
Literally be literate. Look up any local private security firm in your area and call about seeking employment. I'd say there is a 80% chance they need more officers, and a 100% chance they have people they'd rather replace
Depending on the place, that's how it'll go, though I doubt that was everything. Sounds like they were looking for any excuse to let you go (see latter part of my first reply).

Sign fabricator
I unironically love it

>reality consultant

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Right now neet but I'm leaving for the army next month

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Also aviation tecnician, both rotary wing pilot, engineer and owner of several aircraft.
Thanking daddy pioneer life, but also have to hide my powerlevel even if i have to carry for a vip flight a VA i know... jesus

>Held back in college because retarded at math
>Somehow get a CS degree
>Be NEET for one year
>First job is IT project manager for a big company
>It doesn't actually involve any programming because everything is outsourced and all I had to do was handle the budget, scheduling, training, and papers. e.g. glorified secretary.
>Switched to actual programming job last year.
Now a lead back-end dev specializing in distributed systems.
My favorite anime are Kill la Kill, Girls Last Tour, Maoyuu Maou Yuusha, Higurashi, and Read or Die.

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i'm phone posting fucking google keyboard. Its Realty and Land, I help developers get land and usually just middleman shit between them and landowners.

No, although I've always kicked around the idea of learning. I've been too broke to get a decent rig. You get to build your own guitar at 2 years though so I've got that to look forward to.

Military Psychiatrist. I do evaluations for applicants to various branches of the military.

I worked armed security, never had to deal with that kind of stuff. Armed security is a bit more dangerous but the plus is you can bring your own firearm and armor. We have to watch out for disgruntled workers.

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Ty 4 ur cervix

>neet to project manager

How the fuck are you guys doing this

I work in property maintainence.

>Very few here are doing that apparently.
I'm right now but I go back to university in September. It's my last chance to pass, been stuck in this loop of failure for the past 6 years.

House husband and stay-at-home dad.

education counts as work experience at some places.

>going from PM to lead dev job
How are you getting a lead job when your only experience is in a non-programming position?

That's okay, I'm the same. Always wanted to learn but just haven't had the time. After I graduate, maybe. Building a whole guitar sounds fascinating though, good luck user!

>11B?
yes

IT Support
Was first level (getting calls), went to documentation manager, became a team lead / manager sort of

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Professional disappointment

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Is it true that your true evaluation is not as important than if the army actually needs people right now? As in they'd let in a psycho just to meet the numbers?

this, but also
this

Lots of places like to see a degree and no experience because they think it means you're actually going to do what you were taught, not the way you did things at your old job. They want somebody with no habits so they'll pick up the system quickly. My sister got a business administration degree and went straight to IT project management for a marine corps contractor.

Watchmaker.

of what?

Yea Forums obviously

City Worker

find a small growing company and trick them into hiring you
you're neet so you should already be good at programming, the rest is easy

I really hope "build your own" really means "follow it around the factory" because if I actually have to do topcoat or poly shit I'm gonna die. Can't stand the fumes over there.

>Sounds like they were looking for any excuse to let you go
Pretty much. They got rid of quite a few people. They were looking to become a five star hotel and wanted to get rid of everyone who wasn't five star quality.

I'm a hikkiNEET. I've self-published and contributed to fanzines so I pretend to be an author sometimes but my main income is disability pay.

Shame but that's how it goes. 100% of security is looking the part.