Camping for the first 10 minutes of Rebuild 3.0+1.0

>character getting shafted means they're shit
No, moron, it means the writers fucked up to give them proper resolution. And Asuka is a barely established character in Rebuild. Even TV Touji could compete with her for better backstory and character development. Shikinami has barely any backstory to begin with.

She would use Rei Q's hand.

Which one is the hottest?
Misato's seiyuu, Asuka's seiyuu, or Rei's seiyuu?

your mom

fuck the rebuilds for adding a girl with glasses just to sell toys of girls with glasses. and really a fucking water park scene?

You are going to watch Asuka, Shinji, and Kuro Rei walking through a wasteland and you're going to like it

Why, thank you.

They did that to piss waifufags off so it's all good in the hood, Tojifag.

Misato's VA is cute.

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But before that a random fight scene involving Mari, as per 2.0 and 3.0 tradition.

Hayashibara's the only one that's still sorta cute.

Toji, Kensuke and Hikari will be in the movie so there's that.

>Toji missed out on the Angel super-powers that Bardiel apparently grants this time around
Sucks a lot.

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when does this go live 6 hrs???

I remember the shock of discovering she also voiced Usagi Tsukino.

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Is Asuka predominantly Caucasian or Asian?

50% American from her father's side.
25% German and 25% Japanese from her mother's side.

She's 1/4 japanese

>Japanese from her mother's side
How did the nips allow this?

She’s Tae the retard zombie in Zombieland Saga too I think

How desu, Misato's hairstyle is literally a reference to Usagi

I just thought it was coincidental because that style was popular at the time.

Wasn't she supposed to be retired?

>Trigger goes full homoshit with Promare
Will Anno do the same?

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Ticket line filling quick

twitter.com/operation0706/status/1147358682314760193

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Undoubtedly the simplest job in her career as all of her voice lines in that show are only groaning, roaring, and screaming.

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That's from the anime?

Fair. Ritsuko and Hikari had the same center-part and in-curving bangs even within Eva.

I hope we get a eva gacha game with the new movie

A mobile game already exists.
It is crap.

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Here are your 10 minutes of 3.0+1.0
youtube.com/watch?v=cwBs3VsNfdY

HOLD UP, PROMARE HAS GAYS?

I hope there's no live action

No, just fujobait.

It will be 10 minutes of drunk anno crying and apologizing for not being enough

So... godzilla?

based bookchad absolutely Yea Forums while the others are shitposting on 2ch

But she cute

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Wait, how is Asuka being superpowered supposed to piss off waifufags?

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It will just be 10mins of utter confusion with no context like all the eva movies

I can't spot a single grill in that crowd, just lanky otakus

Just perfect

How long until it starts?

6 hours

What is the link lads?

What happens if its shit?

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Girls don't watch anime

live.line.me/channels/75/upcoming/11596395

>if
What happens when it is shit, is the question.
And if you want to retain your sanity - its Rebuild, don't care for it and your life will remain unsoiled.

Then why did they make 3.0 so gay?

Then you know it's a genuine Eva movie and not an imitation.

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lots of shitposting on Yea Forums
note that this is also what will happen if it's good, bad or average

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I watched 1.11, subs broke half way through so i finished it dubbed
Started 2.22, same thing happened but i just stopped there
They were bad, hows 3.33?

its detatchable

There's at least 4 girls there

was there ever a soul besides the angel in toji's eva?

eva is shit fren

so this is the power of japanese retribution

dont worry user, it will be. So dont feel bad.

LEAKED TRAILER ON YOUTUBE
youtube.com/watch?v=OHFdg5ZZIMc

His imouto

Presumably his mom was in there, yes.

Most likely. Almost everyone in Shinji's class was a candidate so they all probably head dedmoms.

i guess and the reason kids are chosen if the human contact soul dive worked on their mothers.

watched all 3 movies a few nights ago and it killed all my hype. it's a movie first, make the damn thing entertaining to watch ffs. no one is going to give a shit about it's themes if its a snore fest.

wait if there was a soul in the eva how did an angel get in? is it because it infected the plug not the soul part?

Wait a fucking second the vid is 10minutes and 40 seconds long???

srs anno 1040; as in the bible 1040
>1040 God, fatherhood of
1040 God, fatherhood of
Primarily signifying God’s paternal relationship to Jesus Christ, the term also refers to God’s fatherly relationship to his creation, especially to believers as the “children of God”.

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What does it meeeaaan?

dont take anything meta over this yet. Its easy for people to start seeing things that arent actually there.

Anno is such a weird looking dude. He's like some sorta monkey-man.

The angel just physically infected the whole unit, had nothing to do with souls.
It tried doing it to Eva-00 too, and then the 16th Angel tried the same thing.

Wait I don't get it. What am I waiting for? What's happening at the end of this countdown?

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Stream starts, idiot

Stream starts for what!? They're going stream the first 10 minutes of 3.0+1.0 online? Why are the Japs waiting in line then?

its just that the 1040 thing was drilled into my skull due to sunday school crap

I guess so, that's why the angels kept trying to absorb the evas after that fight.

>he thought Anno used Christian imagery because it "looked cool"
>he thought the timeloops were just a plot device
>he didn't think a show called Evangelion wasn't going to promote the Good News
As expected from the Master

10 min preview of the final eva movie. or at least we think its the final movie.

if that fails use this youtube.com/watch?v=rkiMDBSxP8Q

If you search for patterns you'll always find them

bummer

phew

It's his giant ears.

hes probably using that same exact stream

This is gonna be just a massive bait and switch for the movie right?

>it's just 10 minutes and 40 seconds of a live recording of the audience played back to them

Bravo Anno

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>The real Evanjellyon was inside you all along...

These "boy and girl in a hospital room" scenes sure dramatically differ depending on who's unconscious, huh.

thats what makes him the master

I hope it's ten minutes of Shinji beating the shit out of Misato for ruining his life.

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I haven't got round to watching the rebuilds yet, how do they compare to TV + EoE?

I spotted 3 for the least, someone do a better search.

Like a Dummy Plug vs a human pilot, no soul.

1.0 was a great "recap" movie and is actually better than watching the first 6 or so episodes.
2.0 was the greatest thing to come from the franchise.
3.0 was... unique I guess, but by no means bad or low quality.
Taking this in cosideration we can expect something pretty great ever if it ends up being disappointing.

If you enjoyed John Wick you'd probably like the rebuilds.

Read 1.0 is a good way to rewatch the first 6 episodes, 2.0 is just fucking great and better than EoE, 3.0 is up to you to watch and decide.

worse; you dont get the same character development/fleshed backgrounds. It utlizes anime troups,

problem is that ppl who go straight to rebuilds right after watching NGE, have the story in their heads and are fine with ommited character developments.

watch them if you want.

i hate 2.0 the most because it covers 13 episodes of NGE and literally has none of the character segments; they were deleted in favor of action scenes.

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Calling it fucking now, 3.0+1.0 will be a lead up film to the real 4.0, that's why the title's like that.

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i srs hope the vid's 10 minutes dont have 5 mins of opening adds

3.0+1.0 will be what happened in the 14 years between 2.0 and 3.0

The first is a rushed recap of the first episodes, with worse animation, and some plot points changed.
The second is awful, introduces a pointless character (Mari), and is basically wish fullfilment.
The third is terrible. Bad CGI, overlong action scenes, stupid changes to character designs, nonsensical plot. Everyone acts out of character.
I'm excited for 3.0+1.0 just because I want to see how Anno tries to wrap things up.

>The third is terrible. Bad CGI, overlong action scenes

The worst is when they're mixed. I was rewatching 3.33 today and I was shocked to see how goddamn long the Wunder take off sequence in the beginning is and then it becomes irrelevant actually 5 minutes after.

Wouldn't it be messed up if thats what the first ten minutes show?

They're enjoyable if you view it through a different lense than NGE + EoE.

For me, 3.33 >= 2.22 > 1.11.

Don't expect the same character 'development' or chracter analysis as the original series, the actual plot is a lot more meta but the same themes shine through when viewed through the meta context the films were made.

The action is actually very enjoyable too, ESPECIALLY the end fight of 1.11. That shit had me hyped as fuck. In general, watch it and make up your own opinion. Yea Forums has completely fucking garbage taste and a lot of anons hate it just because it's not more of the same.

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3.0 + 1.0 will be the recap of all Rebuilds, like they did with Death. 4.0 will come out 5 years from now.

I just want to see my child again, bros...

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When?

Rebuild is Eva reimagined for mainstream and casual anime fans.

SOMEONE FUCKING ARCHIVE THIS PLEASE I'LL MISS IT

you're a shit character

How much time left?

live.line.me/channels/75/upcoming/11596395

3hrs 20min

We're all shit characters. We contribute nothing to the plot of life.

>1040
It must mean that Anno owes taxes from his Pachinko empire
Or to Lilith collecting the sparks of humanity

Guys, I don't want 4.0 to happen. My expectations are too high although I know that they will be disappointed.
Why can't Anno just quietly forget 4.0 and we can eternally live in the bliss of what could have been

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If it sucks, then we'll just have to feed anno to the angels and make our own 4.0...

I want Shinji to marry Sakura

Same, I miss him a lot

>Caring about relapse of eva

Wh-who's sakura?
Is sakura another kaworu??
Sakura haruno??

yep intentional bait by the director

make the most famous voice actress do the grunting role

you had many years to ready yourself.

1.0 is inferior to TV, why would you even think that it's better?
>2.0 was the greatest thing

Ah... you're retarded I get it

Toji's sister.

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Reminds me of Anno in FLCL ironically enough.

Eva series was never good to begin with.

inb4 it's just 10 minutes of that ugly Eva from the PV shooting random CG abominations because they didn't bother to animate anything else

Do these reboot movies only exist to sell lunch boxes? I have not watched them. I get that extremely commercial, made by a committee, vibe from all the promotion theyre doing for this film.

Evangelion is for little kids.

live.line.me/channels/75/upcoming/11596395

I watched them and I pretty much feel the same way. It's like they focus on the most recognizable and surface-level aspects of the show.
1.0 is just a recap, nothing to write home about but adds enough speculah material.
2.0 is basically the fansabisu part of Eva and 3.0 is the 2DEEP4U technobabble part. It just doesn't feel as visceral and intimistic as the original, even though they tried to add shocking moments and gut punches.

I want to sniff Asuka's panties.

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Anons, what do you think is gonna happen to the franchise after the Rebuilds? Any new major entries or will it finally be laid to rest?

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I fear it will go the Gundam franchise route

might be nostalgia that bore deep down in your soul like a tick

I kinda hate these movies, but I'm tuning in still. They interest me in strange ways, like I'm a dumb infant and all I want is to go into a catatonic state with flashing lights and jiggling tits.

I just want it to be done. Anno brought her back, but nobody asked him to. Let her rest.

So, what role is Mari going to play in 3.0+1.0?

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>can't even into reading
>call others retarded
Figures, anyone that calls 2.0 bad is retarded anyways.

Why do you like it so much, user?

Merch.

>no ass

for me there is some shift in shinji's character from less wimpy to more angry. Just a little bit. As they stand the show had me on the edge of my seat while the rebuilds I thought were just retellings until 2.0

>3.0 is the 2DEEP4U technobabble part
It's not tho

Will Mari return to her home planet and die on the way back?

Is Asuka's left-eye socket hollow by the end of Evangelion?

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maybe

>anyone that calls 2.0 bad is retarded anyways
why?

its possible

Why didn't Asuka use the escape hatch after her EVA got disembowelled?

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Why isn't it called Rebuild 4.0?

If you were, say, paraplegic or in a coma when you were Tanged, (assuming Shinji actually did bring everyone back at the end of EOE) would you come back out the same? Would you be healed? What if your body was responsive but you were brain dead then got tanged? What happens?

'Cause it's a time loop

Sorry, meant to quote this one

Anno is an edgy bastard

Lust for revenge.

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at the time, she only wanted to kill the MPAs. can't do that without an Eva, even if it's currently dying.

As a half-life fan, fuck you, its better to things to end on a crash and burning manner then to leave an indefinite hiatus.

Closure>Everything

c'mon guys he just likes harems, and characters that replace personalities with fulfilling his virgin fantasies. stop making fun of him.

I think they return with the body they left, but it i dont think shinji knows how to bandage people up like that.

WHOOOOOO!

This is some KH: 179 days bullshit

Anno went full homoshit in 1996.

He's the true reincarnation of Buddha.

Is someone going to rip it properly or should I have my shitty OBS out?

Rebuilds filter another pleb

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I've been thinking that it's a film that will try to combine the sensibilities of the 1.0 film and the 3.0 film.

unironically this

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I'm going to read kawoshin doujins until the preview streams and NOBODY can stop me!

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Why didn't they show Asuka's being turned into LCL in EoE? I could imagine her being embraced by Kaji's ghost before she was Tanged.

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They were too busy animating that lesbian literal who with the computer.

everytime people defend the rebuilds, they bring up that they're intentional parody. I still don't find the movies enjoyable because they "suck on purpose." The action scenes are fun, and the animation is great, but that's all 2.0 is to me. The intentional parody doesn't offer any deeper insight into the characters, and the development is all undone once 3.0 starts. I don't understand why I should like these characters when they're so one-dimensional.

Probably thought showing a pile of guts turning to juice would be a bit tactless.

in the manga they did. Kaji showed up. auska was kinda dead....

maya was simpatica

>Maya
>literal who
>summer rat
Checks out, get the fuck back to Netshits.

Have the camera zoomed in on her head instead?

I dont recall her playing an important role.

I don't think the Rebuilds are a parody. Maybe there's some metacommentary, sure, but there's so much staff/reputation/sponsor money involved now that I don't think Anno will ever go full madman route again.
They're clearly trying to establish khara as a top tier CG/animation studio and maybe Eva is just a mean to an end.
This interview is pretty interesting, as it shows how the animators and the director's ideas about how things should be done can conflict:
uk-anime.net/articles/The_Takeshi_Honda_interview/1
And it makes me wonder about how much creative control Anno actually has.

>if
There's pretty much no doubt it will be shit.

how so? Honda never said he had any creative control over the film, just that he was happy that he could make the characters move more. So it was probably Anno's choice or Tsurumaki since the film's are co-directed by him.

How are we going to watch this film when almost none of us speak moon?

We wait for someone to sub the preview

Just watch what goes on. Evangelion vocabulary isn't all that difficulty:
"Baka-Shinji" - stupid Shinji
"Gaki-Shinji" - brat Shinji
"dess" - desu
That's all you need.

Optimistic of you to assume it is going to include dialogue.

damn

What? Shinji would punch Asuka in the gut until her baby is fully aborted if she talked like that to him.

You can't hit girls, silly.

I wonder if things like the addition of Mari was made to accomodate demands like those (other than merchandise), or if the introduction of those elements due to sponsor/fan demand gave the animators more freedom when it came to action scenes and fanservice.

pic related will be the big twist in this movie

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Why isn't she strangling him?

>implying I need to know what Mari is saying when she's killing ten billions CG robits

>ten minutes of uninterrupted nyan nyan

that comes after

will Anno bravely come out and chastise Netflix for their shitty release? It'd be pretty based

Why would he? It is fine in Japan.

Post your face when Rebuild 3.0+1.0 is 10 minutes of End of Evangelion, quick timeloop, and over an hour of 1.0 again.

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30 more minutes until mari kicks some robot ass.

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user, the Netflix translation was done in-house by Khara

how does the dummy plug work? like is it reis soul or a husk of a rei piloting for shinji?

no it wasnt. That was some shit someone made up. Googling translation with eva and netflicks there was just a bunch of legal battles over eva.

The more I read about Rebuild's writing process the more it seems like Anno is kind of Tsurumaki's bitch
gwern.net/docs/eva/2010-crc

I'm tired. Should I stay up for it? Will there be subs?

A body is in the Dummy Plug that bypasses the need for a human pilot, and sends the Eva directly into it's Berserker state.

It runs on OSX

Maybe we'll just get this with finished animation.

youtube.com/watch?v=5FgLgRjCLJY

Subs will most likely be french.
Stay up for it, then go to sleep afterwards.

but there is no body in the plug its just combat data the seems to be connected to the rei clones in the large tank. Is that how they keep the records of the data?

>mods won't give this a sticky
>but they will give a dead nigger a sticky

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yeah I keep thinking this is canon and the glimps of what happened. Shinji some how reactivated during the time skip.

Who died?

different mods user

some smash player and streamer killed themselvs

Mods are global, those same shitty mods also oversee Yea Forums

>The original Evangelion was entirely created from my unembellished feelings and my improvised writings, so it was not completed according to a theory. As a result, I thought I would get other people, outsiders, to help me destroy it—Tsurumaki in particular. In addition, there’s parts of myself that are different compared to that time. So, I tried to change [Eva]. It was a battle with my so-called past self, my self eleven years ago. It took a great deal of inner strength.

This is 2.0. What was Anno's thought process with 3.0?

is this the only site its gettin streamed on?

does the sequel theory still have weight?

>"FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AND YOU AND YOU AND ESPECIALLY YOU Yea Forums"

probably
>you weeb fucks, 2.0 was really hard to do personally so here is something i shit out you ungratefulfucks!

yeah

>BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND

15 minutes, bakas

Didn't he go through another depressive episode after 3.0?

Isn't it hour and 15 minutes?

Mine also shows 1 hour and 15 min

Not after, during. It started during 2, lasted past 3.

yeah, for what i dont know. I thought it was the reception 3.0 got

its probably just gonna start with another Mari CG power rangers fight

I'm on EST and it says 11 minutes left

youtube.com/watch?v=ZEcqHA7dbwM
Posting music

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Calling it, it's gonna end the preview with the WUNDER getting attacked by MPEs and Shinji will have to get in Unit 01 because it can't take off

Gonna make me some sandwiches

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>it's just 10 minutes and 40 seconds of Mari's weird floaty CGI fighting that doesn't tell us shit about whats going on

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Its 10 min for me.

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T MINUS TEN

REPEAT T MINUS TEN

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I wish Shiro Sagisu would go back to his NGE style of music instead of the generic orchestral chanting he does now. Gridman's soundtrack was pretty good tho

But first, a completely unrelated 5 minute animated short that didn't make it to the Animator Expo

Won't this lag like shit from all the simultaneous viewers?

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THIS WILL BE THE END OF Yea Forums AS WE KNOW IT
I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT

god I hate Mari so much. She had potential to be interesting from what they showed in this preview but 3.0 solidified how meaningless she is
youtube.com/watch?v=lGy4RimdR9o

Confirmed

>Kaworu dies, Shinji is traumatized
>very next scenes zooms to Mari's tits gainaxing
What the fuck Anno

Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=lv93o6SSHvA

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this shit better start playin for me even though it says its an hour away

GLORIOUS!

FIVE MINUTES!

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God I hated 3.0 what the FUCK was that dumb nip fucking thinking?

its time

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ANNOOOOOOOO

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GAY PIANO

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not the planning mission song that always play when they are counter attacking.

Because no one wants to remember that 3.0 happened and they're forced to remind us

Refresh your page

is the link in the op supposed to be a livestream? there's no video for me.

GENTLEMEN

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retard

No stream yet..

1 more minute

TWO MINUTES BEFORE KINO!

>How can I worm my way out of making any more of this shit without killing myself?
>I know, I'll crash the franchise into the fucking ground!
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I STILL HAVE TO MAKE A FORTH ONE!?

it hasn't started yet

ITS COMINGGGGG

no one cares about Eva anymore except the netflix zoomer crowd

what now

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Fuck forgot the link
youtu.be/hZZ0MJgxjsM

>tfw just woke up 1minute before start

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I've seen the TV series plenty of times but I've never bothered to check out the Rebuilds. I was waiting for them to finish but just how different are they to the original series?

I care

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20 sec

Yes and everyone here are all bots. Carry on about your day user.

QUICK
JERK OFF TO GERMAN JAILBAIT BEFORE IT STARTS

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its happenning

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OH FUCK IM NOT READY

IT JUST RESET TO 24 HOURS WHAT IS THIS SHIT

> 23:59
What?

?

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1.0 is pretty much identical other than red sea and lilith's mask, 2.0 changes a lot more such as introducing a new character and 3.0 is comletely different to anything in the series

AYYYY
Yea Forums was here

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lmao

ANNO WTF

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WHAT THE FUCK ANNO?

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looks like we were the rebuilds the whole time, guys.

WHERE THE FUCK IS IT!!!!

kill yourself ditf poster

Anno the madman

Imagine sticking this lol

btfo

at least i was able to jerk off in that time, night bois

Very. Cool fight scenes though

HES FUCKIN DONE IT AGAIN

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YOU CAN (NOT) ADVANCE

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I smell fish and it's not my pussy this time.

What are the frogs doing to our stream??

Epic Anno.

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Very different. 1 is almost a faithful remake but even it has some different stuff. 2.22 is very different.

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I like the other one cause it reminds me of the first launch of unit 01

YOU'RE TWO MINUTES LATE ANNO
YOU'RE FIVE FUCKING YEARS LATE ANNO

So this means a completely different instrumentality outcome. This is going to be fun.

ANNO'S ENDLESS EIGHT
ENJOY THE RIDE FUCKERS

I have an hour

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>stream resets to 24h
Time loop confirmed

>a never ending loop
woah Anno is on a completely different level

I told you so, guys.

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THE MASTER STRIKES AGAIN

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As expected of the Master.

ANNOOOOOOOOOOO

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Go home everyone, party's over.

>resets back to 24 hours
>MUH TIME LOOP

ANNO THE MASTER DOES IT AGAIN AHAHAHAHHAHAH HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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just convert the time you lazy fucks, there's well over an hour left

It's supposed to start in an hour right?

then it says 10 years

Sasuga

hey what the fuck I thought I was posting in an epic thread

yah

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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what the fuck where's my eva

Is it playing for anybody else? What the fuck???

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heh

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If you wanted more just ask normally

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>counter resets to 24 hours again
YAMEROOOOOO

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Ah! I'm sleepy!

>Trolled by daylight saving time
kek

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holy fucking shit the video is actually playing on my pc?? am I the chosen one?

It's times like these I really hate the concept of timezones

are they showing the first ten minutes at anime expo with gaijin subs?

So this just shits the bed if you're not in a Japanese timezone?
Guess we got another hour folks.

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WTF IS GOING ON

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seconding this as i might go if so

We truly could (not) advance™.

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HOLY SHIT THE STREAM STARTED AND SHINJI AND KAWORU ARE GOING AT IT LIKE BUNNIES

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They're not showing anything at all

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Proof

It airs at 13:15 for the frogs

Glorious Japanese technology

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ew wtf i can believe shinji is licking that thing

I should have known anno would pull a fast one on us!

Currently in front of the scene at Japan Expo where they will show it. It was always starting in one hour, I don't know why you guys thought it was earlier.

Well, see you all in 50 min.

SOMEONE MAKE A NEVER EVER ANNO

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WHAT THE FUCK why is Asuka fingering Rei in front of Shinji????

So this just shits the bed if you're not in JST I'm guessing

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It says 51 minutes for me.

Because the timer on the stream said otherwise.

Because the people that make line are too stupid to account for timezones correctly
it's literally the first thing you learn in javascript elementary school

No, it's all going as predicted in the Dead Sea Scrolls.

Because the LINE stream countdown is buggy.

wtf?

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MAN, that asurei sex scene was confusing. And shinji fucking that horse? Wtf anno!!!

>tfw I was late and now I am safe

HAHAHAH THANK YOU ANNO-SAN

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THIS TIME IS LIKE NO OTHER FOR US IN LIVING MEMORY

i met a real bitch of a japanese chick thanks to that app. holy shit

Why am I excited for this if I know its going to be absolute fucking garbage?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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sorry it played for half a minute before cutting off and I was too stunned to cap anything. but it was really bizarre. I think Anno is sick and tired with mecha because it gave off Kare Kano type shojo vibes only with Asuka and Kaworu as the leads. shinji was nowhere to be seen.

Countdown was set by GMT disregarding daylight savings. If you see it right you're probably in a country that doesn;t have it.

Soon

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I guess in the end we really was Evangelion™

Well I am awake now, maybe I will cook a steak until it's actually time.

because it was the garbage youve been waiting for!

so 47 mins left is the correct countdown?

nisekoi_otter.jpg
Also bitching about it is just as fun as enjoying it

I wouldn't even be mad. Anime KareKano is better than Eva anyway

Yeah it's bound to be an hour left,

CANCEL THE COUNTDOWN, BEGIN ALL RECOVERY OPERATIONS FOR ALL FIELDED EVAS

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Soo... I dont understand do we have to wait another 24hrs OR is it in one hour OR did we get styled on

HO SHIT I wasn't expecting this!?!?

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I'm going to bed, I'll see you guys in an hour

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no!

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He's sitting out there in his veldt hut right now laughing at us like a fucking hyena.

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You seek closure.

posting this makes your mother die tonight regardless

user no, come back in about forty minutes. Don't oversleep.

One hour.

Is this how french really look like?

BAAHAHAHA
A BUNCH OF MUTTS

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Yes

F U C K

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oy vey

where did the photo come from?

post sadamoto art

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What third world country are you from, ESL?

Fucking kek.

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>this dude is 44 now

Fucking hell. I wonder if he is there today

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a camera

Probably hall 2 since the entrance of hall 3 is right there.

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did you expect a bunch of super models to turn up to an evangelion premier?

Monky likes to slide
Monky likes to stride
Kawoshin better become fucking canon or i'll pitch a massive fit.

evangelion Twitter says japanese 8.15 PM its in 45 minutes.
Just stay here and be a loser like all of us

fuck off

* youtube.com/watch?v=67a5FTa1U1A plays*

well did user post it or did it come from somewhere else?

Eva's twitter.

Will they show up in the movie like they did in EoE?

that moment must have been the ultimate cinema exprience. Wish i could've been there

Checked the japanese official twitter for EVA, they said it was 1 hour before livesteam JR Hakata Ekimae Square ten minutes ago

Woah everyone, it;s live for me all of a sudden.

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It would have been surreal to have seen that empty theatre reflected back onto you. No one was there, even you were gone. One of those moments we will never understand

>they're showing the first 10 minutes so they can grab this footage for later in the film

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play monster hunter if you suck at the game... hunts will take you 40+ minutes and then the stream will be on!

>flashback to asuka and shinji having sex and conceiving mari
bravo Anno

fool me once, shame on you
fool me twice, shin seiki evangelion 3.0+1.0

Cute blonde in the front

>the 10 minute footage is actually the audience being recorded with "Are you happy now?" superimposed on the screen

Hmm

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Pic related will happen to piss off every section of the fanbase

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>It's an old man Anno jerks off into his webcam for 10 minutes episode.

Then moderate Islamists will show up and he'll play an upbeat pop song over the ensuing chaos.

whats this?

I SWEAR IF THAT FUCKER ANNO TRICKS ME AND IT IS JUST 10 MINUTES OF WALKING WITH 2 LINES OF DIALOGUE

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They should've forgot Mari and kept their old donut steel.

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A love hotel

Im not really sure, I got it from here
twitter.com/operation0706/status/1147453021992787968

would be better then another mari action scene

WHERE THE FUCK IS IT ANNO?

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that makes absolutely no sense.
but then again, 3DPD asuka fucked toji so hey

>Anno can jerk Eva fans around because no matter how mad we get we always come crawling back

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I wouldn't mind this at all, as long as there is some pretty visuals and I get to see Rei

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Probably a trailer showcase of the previous Rebuilds or some French dub shit

>but then again, 3DPD asuka fucked toji so hey
care to explain?

Japanese are ending with 3.0.

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he was right about us but we dont care

Will it be worth it, anons?

they showed all three movies?

youtube.com/watch?v=cwBs3VsNfdY

I set my alarm for this crap knowing that I'd be hurt. I disgust myself.

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EoE's deleted live action scene

probably not

I like the alternative scene. The whole point is "fuck you, these are real people, deal with your waifu having sex like a real woman would"

No. It's not going to make any sense and it'll be dissatisfying.

Of course

hopefully tsurumaki will be able to make something once he's released from rebuild jail

He's got them herded like cattle.

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why isnt this stickied?

Anno wants it to be a Gundam-like franchise and Tsurumaki is his protege, so that's unlikely.

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Mods are sleeping, I even saw cunny in the doremi thread

Yo does anyone know if there are any web street cams showing one of the theatre screens we can watch live?

Will EVA get the ABE baby propaganda

Anno has been married for years and Moyoco hasn't had kids. What does it mean?

i thought ditf did that

No

You know you assholes would love a EVA Babies spinoff in the vein of Muppet Babies

>thinking anno has the salf esteem to have sex

It's doing the opposite

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based on the link the live steam may actually start at 4:15

It's incredibly difficult for women to have children past 50.

Say such vile things again and I will slay you where you sit, goblin.

Can you imagine Anno and the entire Khara team yanking the biggest turnip out of Moyoco's cunt?

EVANGELION MEOW MEOW KITTY VERSION

twitter.com/minketa_0618/status/1147457729885159426

why can't Japan (actually the whole world) follow the superior Eastern Standard Timezone?

She was barely in her thirties when they married. She's not quite fifty yet.

Soon
twitter.com/kaerupyonta13/status/1147457317589274624

>eva babies
youtu.be/cBlCSlUmfBg

>even the japs aren't laughing at that shit
have they finally caught

He’s been identified?

I'm too tired for this shit.

people like you should spontaneously combust

It's pretty cute.

>is the exact opposite fan of what Anno wanted

Good job

If the opening is Mari falling and shooting shit with the ridiculous getup like Asuka in Q I'll break something.

>lesbian asuka
I hope Eva 6.9 You (cannot) Procreate never comes out

Can it finally end so I can rest. When will you let me die, Anno?

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GIVE ME THE 10 MINUTES ALREADY ANNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

The timer in the OP is broken, where we watching it? I want to witness the death of Eva.

Read the thread.

17 minutes left

16 MINUTES

15 MINUTES

That's a wild misinterpretation of the scene. It was Shinji looking at a world where EVA, Angels and himself did not exist. He even remarks on it near the end. Eva isn't that kind of metatextual work that talks shit to it's fans, it's just people projecting Anno's depiction of Shinji's self hatred outwards on the viewer.

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SOMEONE CREATE THE NEXT THREAD BEFORE WE HIT AUTOSAGE

Rei>Asuka

>Evangelion 1.0: You Are (Not) Alone
>Evangelion 2.0: You Can (Not) Advance
>Evangelion 3.0: You Can (Not) Redo
>Evangelion 3.0 + 1.0: You Can (Not) ______

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NOW ITS TIME, I FEAR TO TELL

Watch

Made new bread

I'VE BEEN HOLDING IT BACK SO LOONG

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Watch

lose virginity

Kaworu>>>>>>>>

(Rei still a cute tho)

Repeat

accept

I feel a little anxious.

nigger

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I have just rmemembered that 2.0 had a scene where Kaiji delivered a briefcase to Gendo, but what was inside the case was not Adam, but some artifact. Was it ever brought up in 3/0? I don't remember.

Will this be the live thread of all live threads?

in 10 min

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NEW THREAD
> NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
> NEW THREAD

Asuka>>Rei.

I'm sitting waiting for my first glimpse of 3.0 and some loser 8 years in the future is hanging on for another glimpse of Anno's next steaming shit through a cell phone camera.

youtu.be/imzNTCKjJVQ?t=67

Idiot.

The Key of Nebuchadnezzar, still no idea what it does but it's probably related to the Marduk project

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im sticking to this thread till the end

shit, was that segment done live at the premier?

It was filmed in one of the death or rebirth showings.

wait i realised i don't give a shit about eva music lol

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It begiiiiiiins

yeah that's what I thought.

she's not that good

Saved by the based back up dancers though

Still singin???

Not only that we got a dance along section

What song is this?

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Hate that scene. Toji deserved better than being used by that bitch Asuka as a sex toy. Fuck you Anno.

Pretty freaky.
The angels have machinery now.