Come home

>come home
>your kids are watching Oreimo
wat do Yea Forums?

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Thank god that I was blessed with these beautiful children that like the same anime as me.

Fuck my daughter

beat them

the duality of man

and the one sane user

Let them watch the whole series then give them something better to watch so they understand for themselves why Oreimo is shit.

Leave them to it.

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>something better to watch
such as?

>tfw finally get to be a grandpa

I don't see what's wrong with incest

i tell them that they have to respect every human being no matter their ethnicity or religion and it's okay to kill nazis

absolutely nothing

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Is it that time of night again?

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still waiting

eromanga sensei

thank god I'm not getting cucked.
I'd like my son to take my daughter instead of some filth scum I didn't raise

i might just hang myself if my daughter turned out like that
don't even know if it's fixable
but either i'm a failure, or my genes are fucking horrible.

either way i fucked up somewhere and that's my legacy, a monument to my failure

Hope I get some double grandkids soon.

*unzips dick*

If you ever died and your wife was a widow, would you prefer your son to be her partner or another pleasant guy?

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This, unironically.

intelligent anons
dumb user who listens to BBC too much

why?

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as long they dont have kids I dont mind

as long as they don't have sex either

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why not?

If she's a proper wife she'll live in celibacy and mourn me every day until the children reach adulthood, then promptly depart the land of the living to join me in eternal bliss.

>eternal bliss.
do you mean heaven?

Remind them that traps are gay, as my bloodline only bears sons.

>my bloodline only bears sons.
o rlly

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Watch it with them. It's a good show and anyone who has a deep interest in anime and an understanding of otaku culture can appreciate it.

Call it what you want, the important is she'll be back with me.

take them out behind the barn and do what has to be done.

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cringiest shit I've read in a while

bad news user, you BOTH have to make it to heaven, but you're not married after death anyway
You know, till death do us part

Rape them?

be respect to your fellow otaku, faggot

Show them uchi no musume.

>not having a bond so strong it transcends death
>needing a ring, papers or some promises made in a church to tie you together
That's not a proper union, that's just settling with someone you can tolerate.

Where the fuck did these kids come from?
Whos my wife?

The best part of waking up~

Buy them a PS4, a new computer, or a car if they need it, such a good taste deserves a reward.

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beautiful

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Your waifu of course. Now, wat do?

>Buy them a PS4, a new computer, or a ca
adopt me right now faggot

Yosuga no Sora

>come home to my kids watching the best anime of all time
What's the problem again?

I don't need to take them behind the barn to do that

Thanks for the laughs.

Cry because I never thought I would marry her or that she would exist, let alone return my affection.

Make more children with her.

YnS is right though, and at least eromangas animated well

Teach them that Gokou Ruri is best girl.

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I'd laugh if someone recommends NBRshitter anime like Eromanga Sensei either.

If you love her enough, it'll transcend life, space and death like says
Have hope

agreed

Fucking this actually.

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this as well

I would congratulate them on their excellent taste and would recommend watching Yosuga no Sora afterwards

Kirino is Yea Forums queen!

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Underrated, fucking kek

This

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>the problem of having grandchildren is solved for both children at once (and said grandchildren will be closer to you both by blood and raising)
>no evil woman will hurt your son, and no evil man will hurt your daughter now
>the money spent on both stays in a family
>the housing problem gets much easier now
The list of upsides goes on and on.

Oni chichi
Usagi drop

based fellow Yea Forums poster

impeccable taste

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Based fellow Austrian

Source?

Kick them out and disinherit them. There's no mercy for shit taste.

Siscon Ani To Brocon Imouto Ga Shoujiki Ni Nattara

What he said

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Based and redpilled. Thanks user.

based and imoutopilled

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Say this is basically the story of their parents.

Are they blood related?

Even if they are, on the last chapter it will be revelead that they are not related, fuck Japan laws.

Never seen the anime but from the scene, I'd be happy that he's a watching an anime that promotes heterossexual relations and possibly a nuclear family

Well, the censorship laws didn't stop those couples

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Explain to them they're actually blood-related and what they see in Oreimo cannot happen.

fuck kirino

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Daily reminder that having a child with a woman over 35 years old has a higher risk of genetic defect than having a child with a direct sibling. And considering how much "milfs" are put on a pedestal in western society, it makes you wonder why it's so much less of a sexual taboo than incest.

> けれど恋をすることは可能です
based.

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Oreimo is BR as well.

Well, I'd just leave them watch it. Though I would like them to watch something better.
If they're both girls, I'm putting on Girl's Last Tour and teaching them that they need to stay together to survive and the fun of alcohol. As long as being a good anime.
If its a boy and a girl, then I need to know more details about the boy. There's many different things I would do depending on the boy.

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Why not both?

Hey that's my wife