GOD

Standing Reverse Congress!

Did she stick her tongue inside his mouth?

ALL THE PEOPLE.

strangle asuka

I'd pump and dump her. How loose is her vag? Didn't she fuck that spy dude for like a week straight

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If she had kids at that age, especially with Shinji, they’ll almost certainly have autism. They’re better off staying volcels

Of course user, what else do you think a grown-up kiss is?

congratulations!

Ask Gendo for an abortion

>her vag is as loose as an old rubber hose
>vag probably smells like piss most of the time because of all the bear she drinks
>her breath probably always smells of bear
>if you get her pregnant she probably won't stop drinking bear and will give you a messed up child
>she is such a lazy slob she is probably the type of woman who will wring you dry for child support

she is not even worth the pump and dump in my opinion

That's the most incelshit I've ever read in this board.
Common she actually only fucked one guy (who she probably even loved) and a week full of sex isn't even that much.
Even if she ha a load of sex while being in a relationship with him isn't enough change anything plus she is a japanese women in her mid to end twenties, probably still extreme tight.

um spoilers??
thanks a lot asshole

22 years wasn't enough

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Holy fuck get the fuck out of here.

Your post sounds like something a retard could've written but you still have a point.
Misato hating faggots are probably all virgins who never touched a women outside their families.

>promises Shinji sex
>dies
epic troll

just a tip, if you want to get along well you're supposed to shun 3dpd on Yea Forums whilst getting your lance of longinus sucked off

No

The best bit of writing in the entire show.
Incels can't process it.

I don't want to get along with purityfags who have shittaste in women and doesn't know shit about the anatomy of a woman's reproduction organs.

i wounder what their children would have been like, if she got her pregnant would he take responsibility or would he run away?

For all her faults, I'd still marry her in a heartbeat. Don't know why, but I can't help but love her.

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(this same thread???)

She has a sensitive and nurturing side in spite of her playfulness being part of a personality defect. She's someone you want to care for and adore.

Y'all don't know how weird it feels to yell attaboy at this character.

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She died a couple minutes afterwards. They didn't have time to fire her. Not to mention they were under siege.

>a week full of sex isn’t even that much
Nigger, they literally stayed in bed for an entire week just having sex. That’s a straight-up addiction by that point.

at least alter your posts slightly

>watch Eva for the first time at 18, as a freshman in college
>watch it with my best friend, who went to the same college, and with his roommate
>first episode
>Misato picks up Shinji during Sachiel's attack
>I say, out loud, "Is something going to happen between them?"
>friend and his roommate tell me I'm fucking crazy, she's his mother figure, she's twice his age, etc.
>fast forward to the end
>we watch EoE
>this scene happens

I was the smuggest fucking asshole in the aftermath of this scene. I felt completely vindicated.

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OP has 3 or 4 of these posts going right now. It's actually impressive only you have caught on

i wounder what their children would have been like, if she got her pregnant would he take responsibility or would he run away?

Oh my fucking god

This is a spam post, but you know what? I'm going to answer it honestly. I think Shinji would genuinely take responsibility. I think he has a core of compassion that Gendo lacks, and it would compel him to stay around for the sake of his unborn child. Assuming Misato doesn't just get an abortion without telling him.

Misato is dying, she thinks Shinji is also going to die. She is sad for the things Shinji won't experience (being a very sexual person herself) and doesn't have anything else to give him. Its very different from her being a bit inappropriate with him (like in the first episode) but that is just Misato not knowing how to relate to him.

Its a strange thing to do but it makes sense and is a brave creative choice. I found it incredibly sad.

this worries me that a lot of anons either don't read threads in full or read without retaining information
there he goes!

Fuck off they didn't have sex. They had a good sleep and walked home gently for a week straight. End of discussion

kek

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>incel
back 2 reddit you go, otherwise good post

>caring about 3dpd

>Sex addicted retard makes fun of incels for being "not normal" but is also broken on the opposite end of the spectrum

not him but are you implying that you wouldn't waste a entire week having non-stop raw sex with your waifu?

>Pic

So what the fuck is even the point of this bitch? You can take her out the movies and nothing would have changed.

I have a theory that she's there to mock the American/European audience. Remember, when in doubt, always remember that Anno hates his fans. So he's mocking Western fans of Eva by giving them what he thinks they've always wanted, a big-titted crazy action girl who's so cool and can pilot any Eva. But in the end she contributes nothing to the plot, which I think may be Anno's statement that Western fans don't matter, and that Eva will always be primarily meant for Japan.

He'd run like a nigga that stole a watermelon yup

But gringos love Evangelion and Asuka

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D-d you mean shot

technically people shit themselves when they die. she got shot before the kiss

After getting tanged she aint coming back right?

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i wounder what their children would have been like, if she got her pregnant would he take responsibility or would he run away?

Misato is all thanatos.

Although changes of time and culture don't help now (although I think its not very successfully rendered anyway), we are supposed to think she is self-destructive. Ritsuko at least says this several times.

Kaji (and his fucking water melons) is all eros, but he's long gone.

...

Am I a speedwatcher, because it looked like it was just one night.

No they fucked for several months. There was an entire episode that was a still shot of a window while Misato and Kaji went at it with Bach playing in the background

>bear
AHAHAHA

merchandising

The reason she is so redundant is because there is nothing she does or says that couldn't just be Asuka minus the tsundere.

Previously they've been into the idea of chopping up people's personalities, I don't know if it will just turn out to be that but it seems more likely Anno is doing some trolling.

You know its just going to end being "theres always a lighthouse, theres always a man, theres always a city" type stuff.

yeah she got blown in half if you watch her death explosion carefully.

Yes but she got the LCLed as well, just like how Asuka died and came back anyway.

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Rei saved her, she'll come back and marry me.

yeah the dead are shown being tanged all over nerv

Damn it Rei, somebody is going to have to pick up all those dirty clothes.

>giving a child hep b

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