How does it feel knowing your waifu wouldn't even suck you off?

How does it feel knowing your waifu wouldn't even suck you off?

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That's quite alright. If anything, I'll be the one sucking her off.

Just tell her its vegetarian because you ate broccoli for dinner.
She'll believe it.

My penis isn't meat, it's candy.

Asuka would vacuum my dick off my pelvis if she thought it would earn her some praise.

Okay freak

Sodomy is from the devil

oh was this vegetarian pepperoni then?

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mine is baloney

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Touji is just a weakling.

Rei is the creator of all non-angel life on Earth.
She made carnivores, so why doesn't she participate in the system she invented?

That's not my waifu though, superior girl is

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Is Lilith a creationist god, or did she just make the protozoa that evolved on their own?

>just make the protozoa that evolved on their own?
This is the correct answer

Although she made Lilin in her own image, from her own DNA.

Best girl coming through!

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What? What a bitch. She's no longer my waifu. She's been my waifu for 20 years but this is a deal breaker. Have to dump her now.

It's a good thing image boards didn't exist in 1995 or Asuka's story arc would've been filled with her anonymously astroturfing and/or fawning over online praise.

my life is a disappointment anyways so about like normal

I've said this before, but realistically there is no way the pilots wouldn't essentially be celebrities since their identities are not kept secret.
There would be no shortage of attention and praise thrown Asuka's way, think famous child actors times 100.

It was like that even in the school, which consisted of hand-picked pilot candidates.

IIRC one of the character drafts for Asuka referred to her as an "idol-type" character

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Also applied to Shinji, but not very much to Rei, who I guess never talked about anything having to do with NERV. I'm sure her classmates could put two and two together after she kept coming to class wounded after angel attacks, and befriending the other two pilots in the class

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It only happened initially, and in Asuka's case it was more of "pretty foreign girl" than "alien killer/world savior"

I'm surprised they let some random kid in the class beat the shit out of Shinji. What if he fell in a bad way, hit his head on the ground, had a hemmorhage and died? NERV is retarded for not giving the pilots a full armed security detail at all times.

They do apparently.
Section 2 is just retarded and incompetent. They lose track of Shinji and Asuka on separate occasions, and the pilots were all on their own getting into NERV in the blackout episode.

YOU TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND
IF HE'S GOT BEEF
I AIN'T FUCKING SCARED OF HIM
CUZ I'M A VEGETARIAN

I imagine you hanging outside of Asuka's, Rei's and Shinji's school at the end of the day, stage whispering "Hey, kids, want some free CANDY?" from the back of your white van.

Holy cringe

i wounder what their children would have been like, if she got her pregnant would he take responsibility or would he run away?

Maybe it's because humanity is at war with genocidal aliens, so there is less infighting and cause for precaution

>if she got her pregnant

Hold on now.

what the fuck is your problem dude you've been posting this in every eva related thread

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