My wife

My wife

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Too bad nisio hates your wife

Imagine the smell

If he really hated her then she wouldn't be Ararararagi's GF.

Cope crabfags

Crustacean crotch

>Ararararagi's GF
>a good position

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Sup Tyrone

>165 cm

bruh...

Imagine the snail fucking you

cringe
THIS IS OFFICIALLY A HUSBANDO ARARAGI THREAD, BTFO FAGGOTS, SEETHE YOUR WAY TO

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I won't stop until crabfags know their place and fuck off permanently.

Sorry OP, she is already mine

is a canon slut.
Based Nisio.
Based.

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why niso draw her like that?

Nisio is a weird artist.

pfpfphfbraaaaaaaaaaaap

is inferior to Bat

It's not possible for anyone to be inferior to Bat.

snake is superior to crab.

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does she really split her legs before every user
what a slut

to every new guy*, to be precise

She is just honest. That's what most women would do.

Based

crab is literally the shittiest girl
only normalniggers think shes even passable character
BASED and REDPILLED female characters in memegatari are snake and snail
literally cannot be argued with

>kusomonogatari

Imagine putting effort in a relationship.

Not canon, its a visual choice by the animators, but it never happened in the novel. They're just trying to keep your attention.

She looks like she's wearing diapers.

quality post
crabniggers btfo

Crab is shit, but isn't the main problem with her in the first place that Nisio likes her too much? Or is there evidence that he's just pressured into making everything revolve around her?

snake is awful, user.
you also mentioned the two most underaged.

that's a based from me.
crabniggers should kys.

Kys pedo.