What if shinji wuz a delinquent thug

what if shinji wuz a delinquent thug

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Get on the fucking bike Shinji

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That's just Kabuto Kouji.

He'd be a 4'9 delinquent.

He already is.

it would become a mecha series.

What if I fucked you in the ass?

Someone post it.

>those letters

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He’d be Simon then

Asuka would have been pregnant by halfway and then everyone would die because she couldn't pilot

Wouldn't that make her double good at piloting?

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Kino

Thats not how it wor......Actually you might have a point. Though, She is piloting a robot partially with her mind (If I understand it correctly). And mental damage is a very real risk, as well as physical damage. Not a safe enviroment for a developing baby

That's just Gendo

WE

WUZ

GAY

KANGZ

Imagine surfing Yea Forums and not coming across 11 Eva threads at a time

What if Shinji was fucking alpha instead of being a little faggot bitch

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