Madara would have been killed in an episode
Madara would have been killed in an episode
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Depends. Is Madara the seme or the uke?
any, rinnesharingan
>Madara doesn't look at Itachi's Mangekyou Sharingan
Oh no my Tsukiyomi is useless!!
>Madara absorbs his Amaterasu flames with Preta Path jutsu
Oh no my Amaterasu is useless!!
>Madara crushes Suksano'o with his own Susano'o foot
Oh no I'm defeated!
Itachifags are the new furries
>comparing shit that happened vs infinity Itachi possibilities
Itachi could have gotten into Minato's mind and learning the sealing jutsus, untie juubi from Obito, become the juubi jinchuriki
hell there's no need to speculate that much, Itachi could have been perfectly able to evolve the rinnegan from his sharigan just like Madara did
kill yourselves narutards
>jobbed by sasukek
>kill madara
Not a chance, sorry.
>Madara would have been killed in Itachi's infinite tsukuyomi dream
That's true. Just like how he was defeated in Naruto's dream.
Madara jobbed to the 5 kage but got a lucky hit in the end. The 5 kage were scared of Itachi. Common sense says that Madara gets bodybagged with little resistance. The fight might take longer with his susano.
Based.
*blocks with his yata no kagami*
*seals Madara with his totsuka no tsurugi*
tch, you're not even worth the effort.....
But Itachi is ugly and Madara is a supercute supermodel.
*consumes your chakra manifested Susano'o with Preta Path*
Come on man
Girls swarm over him. Never saw Madara in that
how did he job to the 5 kage? he made it quite clear he was never trying with them. and in the two times they thought they had him, he just reveals another level of his power but never exerting himself fully, never taking it seriously because they were children compared to his might. just look at the flashback battle with Hashirama.
The only thing Madara consumes is Hashirama's cock.
Itachi was never serious in any fight, so we will never know his true power. Itachi is the only best thing that Naruto can give.
>Itachi could have been perfectly able to evolve the rinnegan from his sharigan just like Madara did
Itachi didn't have the eternal mangekyou sharingan
Itachi can beat anyone because hes Gary Stu incarnate from the first moment hes on screen
Itachi was afraid of Jiraya and implied he might get defeated by him
Jiraiya's one of the most underrated shinobi in the series as far as power and abilities. If he didn't lack in some physical stats like speed that was a result of the power creep in later war arcs, he'd easily be in the top 5 strongest.He's still top 10 though.
True, my fujofriend absolutely lusted over Itachi a few years back. Don't really understand why, Madara is the superior cutie.
madara is an old grandpa
I don't give a shit about powerlevel bs leave it to DBS or something else
Itachi deserves to meet sarada he would have been the perfect uncle
>perfect uncle
>lol sorry your dad's this way XD
Jokes aside, Itachi was a literal gary stu.
>Beats Orochimaru in seconds.
>Black Zetsu, who made fun of Madara, was scared shitless of him.
>Sasuke killed him? Nah, he was sick, blind, tired, holding back and with a foot already in the grave. And he actually still technically won his fight with Saucegay.
>Can beat an Edo Tensei and other immortals without sacrificing himself.
>Outsmarted prime Nagato and beat him.
>Outsmarted Kabuto twice without even trying while everyone else on the planet (including Tobi) played right in Kabuto's hand.
>Died in peace without ever jobbing to anyone.
If he somehow gets resurrected in Boruto, I can't imagine the bullshit he'll pull out of his ass.
The flashback where he jobs to Hashirama?
>H- He wasn’t trying!!! Believe me PLEASE!!!
Typical excuse for a loser. Cope more.
He is an undead cute monster boy. Also he still looks, feels and behaves like he's 25. And his heart is beating.
Last time I saw, the 5 Kage where left out cold and Hashirama had to do their job in their places.
Were*
Itachi would've told sauce to fuck off with the bullshit and be with his family ffs
Revive him so he can meet sarada he deserves it
I want Madara to meed Salad
*revive him so he can fuck sarada
We all know you were imagining it when you typed this.
Nah I'm a normiescum sadly
I recommend watching again.
>literary jobbed to a Sasuke that couldn't even defeat Deidara without an asspull
Stop!
Based. Stupid Sasuke didn't even understand Deidara's art was intended to kill him.
Sauce shoul've died. Fuck him.
I'm not saying you're samefagging, I just deeply dislike like that image and it was posted for the second time here
the only reason Kaguya exists is because Naruto and Sasuke couldn't do shit to Madara, he was going to kick their asses through sheer determination and battle experience + hax
There is absolutely no other ninja with his wit
>determination and battle experience
I hope you mean asspull
Madara has no asspulls.
even if he had, it's explicitly stated that you must be Indra's reincarnation to make the Rinnegan awaken
>lucky hit in the end
The 5 kage demise is literally offscreemed after Madara breaks free from the Edo Tensei
>implants Kakashi's Mangekyo Sharingan like a fucking lego piece
>instantly uses a technique that Obito himself couldn't use while having the Juubi
yeah no asspull at all
Well Uchihas trade eyes like pokemon, they're used to it. And Madara had bigger control over the Juubi ... and instantly knew how to do every six paths sage mode jutsu as well. He's just perfect, is he not?
>there are people who believe this
>there are people on Yea Forums who believe this
Shameful.
>Madara has no asspulls
>Breaks himself out of edo tensei with a simple genjutsu release
>makes Kyuubi mantle his Perfect Susanoo
>highest fucking level of tryhard ever
>still gets ROFLstomped by woodman
so much for a legendary shinobi
He broke out of edo tensei because he KNEW the hand signs for edo tensei. That's one of it's weaknesses, if the person being controlled knows the jutsu too, they can break themselves free.
This
Stop speed reading
the existence of Edo Tensei itself is an asspull
Why didn't Obito edo tensei Rin?
I don't actually recall any preteens/children being ressurected now that you mention it, I wonder if it's brought up
What's with the Itachi autism on the board recently?
Die
Would Madara sell me one of his Sage limbo clones? I'd take good care of him.
Itachi cant even defeat Pain
>bringing your beloved waifu back to life as a brainwashed corpse
If sex is all he wanted he could've just made a clone of Rin.
I don't know user. Sure, St. Itachi is protected by plot armor, but Madara has UNLIMITED POWER.
He does it without effort, too!
Itachifags are deluded when they even consider him being close to Madara in terms of power. That aside, continue the shitposting.
Madara-sama is powerful and superior.
True. Now that I think about it, he was able to break trough the plot armor of multiple characters. Of course, Itachi probably has the strongest plot armor.
Post Madaras.
Very true.
>Madara jobbed to the 5 kage
Madara would look at Itachi and he'd explode.
Madara-sama is pure
You speak very true words. His smile is everything
kek'd
>Madara is still alive, whether you chose to believe that, is entirely up to you.
>Are you out of your mind?
>Each of us lives dependent, and bound by our individual knowledge and our awareness. All that, is what we call reality. However, both knowledge and awareness are equivocal. One's reality might be an other's illusion. We all live inside our own fantasies. Don't you think that's true, Sasuke?
>Just what are you trying to say?
>That thinking Madara is dead, is merely an arbitrary assumption that you've made. In exactly the same way that you once assumed, that I was your kind and gentle older brother.
>Exactly who and what is Madara?
>The first man ever to tame the 9 tails with his eyes. An immortal man, who is both my comrade and my mentor. And the exceptional man, who is the only one to uncover the other secret of the Mangekyo Sharingan. That is Madara Uchiha.
Why are we so sure that they are not on the same side, again? For all we know, the entire war arc was their combined illusionary dream world and we left reality behind long ago.
Yeah, easy to kill five kages after you got two eye haxes, hashirama's face on your chest and two of the kages are 80yo. Not to mention each of the ones had just fought and won against another kage
>Itachi's genjutsu made Naruto live out his entire life
>Including becoming hokage and having a kid and saving the world multiple times
>But in reality this is just another genjutsu from Itachi
You know what, I believe it
>Itachi's Infinite Tsukuyomi dream is that he put Naruto under genjutsu
Incredible illusionception!
Now you are talking!
TSUKUYOMI!
>no war arc
>no Itachi redemption
>no Obito redemption
>no Kaguya
>no Sasuke redemption
>no Naruto wish fulfillment
Madara and Itachi was behind everything including the war.
s there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.
I want to touch Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus.
>Itachi breaks the 4th wall
Am I under his genjutsu?
how can he know the seals if it was the second hokage who invented the jutsu in the first place retard
>Oh no my Tsukiyomi is useless!!
Tsukuyomi is already useless against other MS users, which was the entire point of what Itachi told Sasuke about needing the same eyes to fight him.
>Itachi could have been perfectly able to evolve the rinnegan from his sharigan just like Madara did
Without having Sasuke's MS to implant and Hashirama's cells? Itachi is a scrub with low stamina.
>*blocks with his yata no kagami*
Yata Mirror works effectively only against Nature Transformation, anything strong enough to break Itachi's Susano'o without using Nature Transformation would break Yata Mirror.
>*seals Madara with his totsuka no tsurugi*
The sword's range isn't going to even reach forehead of Madara's Perfect Susano'o, yet alone piercing it.
>>Outsmarted prime Nagato and beat him.
>Outsmarted Nagato
Discounting the fact Kabuto was in full control there, Itachi didn't even won that fight on his own.
Also, Deidara would literally body Itachi with C4, as Itachi has no Raiton.
Madara was starting to be at disadvantage since they got powers from Hagoromo and would end the same way Kaguya did.
Absolutely based satan
>Yata Mirror works effectively only against Nature Transformation, anything strong enough to break Itachi's Susano'o without using Nature Transformation would break Yata Mirror.
And your source is?
>Itachi didn't win that fight on his own
Technically, he could have killed Nagato from the start but he prioritized saving the two retards that were with him. He also never got hit once or cornered by Nagato.
>Kabuto was controlling him
True. But that's even better because Kabuto is smarter.
Itachi was always on Madara's side, and the only reason he was trying his best to not attack Konoha was because he was under effect of Shisui's Kotoamatsukami.
>Edo Itachi while seeing that crow getting out of Naruto: Aw, shit, not again
>Madara was starting to be at disadvantage.
Wrong. He was at disadvantage when he had one eye. He was supposed to be much more powerful with two eyes. And that's where the Kaguya asspull had to intervene.
Kaguya was a retard who didn't know how to fight. But Madara did.
Wish we got more of him with 3 eyes
>Everyone was under a genjutsu from day 1
>It was written on the Uchiha stone tablet
He's such a naive dumbass, I love him so much
>And your source is?
Databook stating that Yata Mirror is infused with all 5 Chakra Natures. It is said to work on principle of using the same element that hits it with exact amount of chakra which normally leads to cancelling jutsu out. No mention on any special kind of durability, ergo it has the same durability as the rest of Itachi's Final Susano'o.
Also, no mention of it being able to mix 2 or more elements into advanced chakra natures. And if it can, Jinton would still kill Itachi, except it would leave a crater.
>Technically, he could have killed Nagato from the start but he prioritized saving the two retards that were with him. He also never got hit once or cornered by Nagato.
Except he were when Nagato used Chibaku Tensei. Itachi wasn't even expecting Nagato removing Amaterasu from himself.
>True. But that's even better because Kabuto is smarter.
Actually, no. Kabuto clearly isn't fully aware of extent of Nagato's skills, not mentioning that Itachi managing to use kunai to blind Nagato's summons including King of Hell, that was supposed to be invisible unless you are being hold by Naraka Path/(logically) Nagato while using Naraka Path, was the most retarded part of that fight.
BTW, Itachi didn't even outsmarted Kabuto in the Uchiha vs Kabuto fight, because Izanami with Edo Tensei was the most brainless of all of Itachi's tactics.
>he could have killed Nagato from the start but he prioritized saving the two retards that were with him.
How?
>True. But that's even better because Kabuto is smarter.
Pretty sure Nagato knows his own abilities better than Kabuto, and he was a sensor.
Naruto could keep up with Madara's Limbo Clones without seeing them and he could seal them. After Infinite Tsukuyomi have finished, they could fight him again.
If Madara could barely keep up with them physically with one eye, the other wouldn't change things much.
>Hitting a single body means he can beat 6 Paths of Pain that have separate bodies
>Implying Itachi would be even able to survive Chibaku Tensei without Bee and Naruto
>Implying Itachi would even be able to last that long with his shit stamina without being Edo Tensei zombie
>tfw finally rape Konoha
Based Itachi bro
this
>tfw Shisui breaks out the Kotoamatsukami again
what would happen if itachi puts a rinnegan user that has his shared vision on into a genjutsu?
Rinnegan builds from Eternal Mangekyo and as such is capable of breaking out of Tsukuyomi without problem.
And if you mean what if he puts specific body that isn't the original, I imagine that when Jiraiya did it, it was like having wrong footage on surveillance cameras that you are watching from control room.
These damn Uchihas...
None of them could kill prime tobirama though.
Good, Tobirama is cute
What would you do if you found the mizukage knocked out on the ground and nobody else was around?
Finally someone who gets it
Call an ambulance
>she is still alive
Call Madara.
I want Madara to give me mouth-to-mouth as I am dying
Madz can speedblitz him.
Madara was always OP user his Susanoo is his own technique not something Kabuto implanted in him,
Nagato was holding back the entire time, he could just use FULL POWER Shinra Tensei and turn the area into an immense crater.
>He's still top 10 though
Based on the most current feats No, maybe top 20
1.6 paths Madara
2.Kaguya
3.Momoshiki
4.Naruto
5.Sasuke
6.Toneri
7.Hashirama
8. Obito
9. Nagato
10. Kabuto
Didn't include the new ayyy since we haven't seen his abilities. 8gates gai is would also be hard to put in the top 10 since we have people like sasuke who can teleport until gai dies or obito who gai literally wouldn't be able to hit. I put madara about kaguya since while kaguya may have more chakra, madara has actual battle experience that makes him a greater threat imo.
The powers they got from hagoromo were absolute asspulls. They go from not standing a chance against blind madara to keeping up with one rinnegan 6paths madara.
Why didn't madara teach zetsu edo tensei and have zetsu revive him after he died? Madara could have join akatsuki as a member while being edo tensei and made sure nagato followed his plan, wouldn't have even needed obito.
1.Kaguya
2.Hagoromo
3.Hamura
4.Ashura/Indra/Rikudara
5.Shinju
6.Juubito
7.Juubi V2
8.BSM Naruto
9.Juubi V1
10.SM Hashirama
11.Hashirama
12.Madara
13.BM Minato
14.BM Naruto
15.Gyuki
16.3rd Raikage
17.Chromei
18.Saiken
19.Kokoou
20.Son Goku
21.Isobu
22.Tobirama
23.Matarabi
24.Nagato
25.Shukaku
And that's why you don't use drugs kids
Madara instantly pulling Kyuubi out of Naruto was pretty bullshit asspull too, to be honest.
Especially that in grand scale of things, Naruto didn't got that much stronger between having Yang Kyuubi + Sage Mode and Yin Kyuubi + Sage Mode + Chakra of other Bijuus enabling Godoudamas and special attacks.
At least Naruto was building that power through whole story + War Arc for other Bijuu chakra. Sasuke's Rinnegan wasn't really explained and he being able to keep up makes less sense than Naruto being able to keep up, as Naruto was more defeated by having Kyuubi pulled out rather than being outclassed in fighting skill.
It's Matatabi.
And you should put Rinnegan Sasuke (sans Bijuu) below Juubito and Six Paths Senjutsu Naruto on the same tier as Ashura/Indra/Rikudara, at best right below them, but above Shinju, with Sasuke with Bijuu above Shinju but below Naruto.
Its crazy how people blame Naruto for having plot armor, but never talk about the guy who just genjutsued his way through the entire series without anyone ever disliking this type of writing but still talk shit about talk no jutsu. From the first appearance i disliked this guy, literally a Saitama tier character and the writer even tried to make it seem reasonable, just ridiculous. Kishimoto had no idea how to use this character until shippuden and it shows in og naruto
>people wank Itachi as some kind of genius that can beat anyone with simpler jutsus
>won all his fights with increasingly more powerful Sharingan bullshit, one more convenient to situation than previous ones, always winning through overwhelming power instead of skill
Itachifags were always the most braindead ones.
Itachi was supposed to show how high-tier Akatsuki was and hype the leader who someone as powerful as Itachi works under.
I gave up on Itachi's character after Izanami.
It's pointless to name multiple levels of characters unless you're trying to get super autistic on power levels which has a time and place. I also think it's equally pointless for those featless characters like Ashura/Indra for the same reason.
Rikuruto and Rikusuke are Indra and Ashura's power level.
Itachi openly criticized himself and all his flaws. Arguably his largest flaw is his seemingly inability to depend on anyone besides himself or even come clean until after death. He was always taking on tasks himself and leaving everyone else in the dark and praying they never figure out. This constant inability to tell anyone else helped alienate Sasuke even harder and mindfucked him worse than Tsukuyomi. His plans to deal with Sasuke never involved coming clean but keeping the truth away and Kotomatasu-enslaving him if he ever goes too crazy. His final plan, the successful one, was more or less let Naruto handle Sasuke because Itachi eventually realized what a massive fuckup he is and how his previous plans made everything worse.
And that self-admitting of his flaw was only used to paint him as even nobler and humble, while everyone else praised him.
So in the end it only helped to made him look more of a mary sue than he already were.
nice head canon
It is so beautiful in the infinite tsukuyomi. I make dreams a reality. You're home, safe. You don't have to go to work and your soulmate is there with you. They love you unconditionally. Your body feels so light, like it was robbed of all burdens. There is no more fear, no more pain. You fall into the loving embrace of your significant other. You kiss. A fresh breeze comes in through the window. You're happy. Here in the infinite tsukuyomi. Look at the moon.
>be itachi
>”FUCK STOP SUCKING MY COCK EVERYONE”
>this makes everyone suck his cock harder
>Inability to depend on anyone besides himself
To think that the closest thing Itachi ever had to a friend post-massacre was a sharkman who introduced himself by talking about cannibalism.
This is now a good boy thread
Acceptable.
Sounds like a good acid trip.
Unfortunately, the clouds are blocking the moon tonight.
God, he looks so young in part 1
I still hate how anime censored the flashback by making him older, while this is actually what he looked like
Sorry, anons...But this is it
I also still find it funny as fuck how anime part 1 played an evil ominous music during this moment, while in reality Itachi was just helping out his little bro
It is actually New Moon today. You cannot actually see it, because the moon rises and sets with the sun and is not present in the night sky. But you should still look at the sky, Madara will smile at you!
Reminder that the proper way to deal with Uchiha is to fuck them. Tobirama admits that they are a clan of love, they just react equally negatively if spurred or tragedy occurs. Thus, the correct way is to constantly show them love and dick them into submission. The evil Uchiha are the ones who failed to receive proper sexual intercourse. Madara failed to get Hashirama's wood. Obito failed to get Rin. In all those cases, the absence of sex is what caused it. The proper way is to dick the Uchiha so they would happily accept your dominance as they give birth to your kids. Make love, not war. Fuck them, not fight them.
>mfw Obito is actually right and looks like the only one to acknowledge how shitty Neji's end was
Sometimes I get lost on who was the real villain in this series
Itachi has shit stamina and ninja cancer. Madara has wood release, rinnegan, and the ability to constantly spam izanagi. Itachi wouldn't be able to even touch him.
Why do they hate the Eye of the Moon plan again? The ninja world is garbage and this is the only plan that actually offers a viable alternative.
You finally understand...
In various ways, the villains are sorta easy to sympathize with, once you get past their actions and solutions to their problems. While superior to the pre-Hidden Village era, the current era is still a child-soldier filled war zone of a continent with all sorts of depraved actions. Wanting a better world isn’t anything inherently wrong.
It's not just about ninja world. If right now I was to see Madara suggesting to put me in a moon matrix, I would agree. I wish he was there for me...
>ywn have a qt Uchiha kunoichi gf with a cold exterior in public, but acts like a squirmy damsel in distress in private between the sheets with (You)
>be Itachi looking down in everyone from afterlife
>What the fuck? What I did with Kabuto didn’t get rid of Madara.
>Orochimaru is back, great
>ok Hokage are back, please stop worshipping me 1st & 3rd
>mfw even 2nd would love me for Uchiha Massacre
>good, Sasuke didn’t blow up the village after all
>OH SHIT SASUKE GIT STABBED BY MADARA
>what the fuck did you do to my left eye little bro?
>what the fuck he wants to kill all the kage?
>okay naruto stopped him
>little bro stole my forehead poke
>why the fuck did you name your daughter salad?
I WANT TO KISS HIM SO BAD!!
About sharks cannibalising each other while in the closest equivalent of a womb for sharks as it can be without being a womb.
I see you took it to your heart to get creative. Not bad.
Have best Ootsutsuki.
Yeah, that one. I bet he shared a whole bunch of interesting stories during their travels.
Did Kakashi ever use genjutsu? He knew how to counter it and had a sharingan himself (but still got in Itachi's tsukuyomi?)
Which madara?
Yeah, he used it to take down two no-name ninjas right before the war arc, when they were hunting down Sasuke.
I really tried, but all I can do are trippy, schizo scenarios. Thanks though, I'll try to get better. That Ootsutsuki is really cute, I watched the Boruto episodes with him and although I forgot his name, he looks like a nice boy. Best Ootsutsuki, yes. Until Sage Madara marries Kaguya and becomes Madara Ootsutsuki, the he will be the best.
I'll take it, if you don't mind, thanks you.
What if various Uchiha were women?
>Madara
>marries Hashirama
>might get Rinnegan from Hashirama filling her with his semen
>their children have god tier genes
>black zetsu still active so he might manipulate their kids
>Itachi
>doting onee-san
>might be fucking Shisui
>ill girl
>Obito
>possibly crushing on Kakashi instead
>Rin’s Death is less impactful and Madara’s plan might need to cause Kakashi to become dead instead
>chances are, Kakashi, the jonin at age 12, is way more likely to survive in any circumstance than Rin
>in the event that Madara has the Bloody Mist seal 3 tails into Kakashi instead, everything becomes even easier as Kakashi would just tell Rin to run as he goes on a one-man suicide mission, likely surviving until Obito arrives
>Kakashi doesn’t become a 40 year old virgin
>Sasuke
>imouto obsessed over her onii-chan
>Naruto’s obsession becomes much less gay
>finally we get a plot relevant sexy snake woman from Orochimaru training
>NaruHina, NaruSaku and SasuSaku shippers all BTFO simultaneously for maximum salt
I found it hilarious how Orochimaru talked about all the difficulties he got from body rejection, people dying from being injected foreign DNA & Madara does everything Orochimaru does without any difficulty.
I love Itachi as the next guys, but he's literally asspull the character, I'm pretty sure he introduced first all the Sharingan powers except Izanagi, and still to this day has the most OP susano.
This was all just a dream as well, right? Please let me be right.
I guess it's because the eye was Obito's and it works because they're both of Uchiha blood
Madara had Otsutsuki/Sage bullshit on his side.
>Sasuke
>Sakura and Ino adore her to no end and fight over who's her best friend
>She basically falls into the "school princess" trope
>Naruto unravels her bit by bit with his nosiness
>Sasuke departure scene except she's knocking out Naruto instead of Sakura
>Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and Tenten "Sasuke Retrieval Arc"
>Shino gets dragged along since he missed out on the real one
>>Madara
>>marries Hashirama
Hashirama was already married when he and Madara reunited, but female Madara could have went after Tobirama (if Izuna lived). Actually, it would work even better because Hashirama loves everybody, and bitchy female Madara would be kinda offended by his attitude (What? She is not his only love and joy in life? How dare he!), but Tobirama is more grumpy and anti-social, and if he would like somebody it would be obsessional, just exactly what female Madara would want.
Everything after the infinite tsukuyomi was released is absolutely fake and not true. This world we live in now, the one without chakra? Created thanks to the red moon. Madara is our God and Savior and I worship His name every day. I also often imagine cuddling him and holding his hand. Then I get very sad. Madara-sama please appear to me and accept me as your dedicated loving wife. This is my moon wish.
Why do Itachi fans glorify him and put him on a pedestal like he was the strongest motherfucker in Naruto?
Yes, he is one of the most talented and most powerful ninjas in the entire fucking show, still, I feel like his powers get exaggerated a lot
People who could defeat Itachi in a combat:
>Six paths/Nagato obviously
>Madara
>Obito
>Hashirima and Toribama
>Cloud Golden and Silver brothers
>Second Mizukage/ Second Tsuchikage / Third Raikage
>8 gates might guy
>etc.
Itachi is good, but he is not the God his fanboys think he is
Just imagine how much he was holding back to not instantly disintegrate Gaara with one hit.
Uchiha OS got updated since then, Sharingan now has a plug and play option
He made Zabuza hallucinate a copy of himself in the wave fight
Based and redpilled
Urashiki. I like the fact that he has that shit-eating grin most of the time. And the fact that he basically takes portion of chakra by fishing it out of the targets and gains their abilities at least for a time is rather creative.
On Sakura in bell test, on Zabuza in their first duel, those I remember for sure.
Also, to get out of Tsukuyomi, regular Sharingan ain't enough. Mangekyo is required. Sasuke managed to do that without Mangekyo by having Cursed Seal, which increased power of his chakra, bringing his eye closer to Mangekyo level of power, allowing him to get out of Tsukuyomi.
I think Kakashi wasn't aware he could have Mangekyo back in Part 1 and trained to use it after Tsunade put him back together. Sasuke should be left to heal slow way though.
Always late from helping others. What a good boy. I love him!
I'd give him all the candy for helping me with my heavy bags. Then a little kiss on the forehead.
There's literally nothing wrong with infinite tsukuyomi. That's why they had to undermine Obito and Madara with "dude what if IT actually drained your chakra and summoned an alien to kill everyone?" Without that part their plan was solid.
We do not know his offensive abilities, but he can teleport and one of his eyes can turn into Rinnegan similar to Sasuke's. He doesn't need offensive power when stealing a bit of chakra in strategic way can disable even the strongest opponents at least long enough for him to make a stage exit.
Congratulations, you just fixed the story. Also, lusting after the uchihas would be more convenient for anons as well.
Can somebody tell me how Genjutsu can read minds?
Being stripped from free will and being in a Matrix equivalent kinda sucks.
Friendly reminder that what we are reading now (Boruto) isn't Infinite Tsukuyomi of Naruto or Hinata, but Shikamaru's
>Supports Naruto hooking up with Hinata
>Prevents Ino from hooking up with Sasuke, because nobody deserves that crap
>Have Sasuke be deadbeat dad, as a punishment to Sakura lying to Naruto that time
>Expects Naruto to struggle as Hokage, due to paperwork
>Is suddenly badass enough to threaten 5 Kages with Kagemane
>His best friend hooked up with relatively hot Kumo kunoichi (a foreigner, just like his own), that happens to be not as hot as Temari, due to being flat
>Lee has a mini-clone that has unknown mother
>Tenten is forever alone (because Neji is dead) weapon seller that can't get money, because peace
>Kiba hooked up with a cat girl years later than others
>Forgot about Shino, he's Academy teacher now
>Sai was in Root, so he leads ANBU now
>Asuma's daughter was his genin, is a tomboy, and incapable of being laidback, unlike her dad
>His son is pretty much better version of himself, also is promoted to a chunin after his first Chunin Exams
>Not sure if he should ship Konohamaru with his former teammate or with Hyuuga heiress, because Konohamaru has taken from Naruto
>Sasuke was never promoted, so he interferes with promotion of his daughter, regardless of her skill, and she needs to stay a forever genin if she sets Naruto as her role model to be Hokage
The free will is in your mind, you can dream anything and perceive it as if it were 100% real.
Looking down from the afterlife can be fun as well. Of course when you are Itachi, it gets a little too exciting.
It makes so much sense now. But why Shikadai lost his waifu?
It can't. Mind reading jutsus use Yin aspect of chakra but are not genjutsu.
Itachi had Kabutops perform release of Edo Tensei by somehow using genjutsu to make him do it without Itachi knowing how to perform it. And despite Kabutops also being under genjutsu. Kabutops should have won.
>lusting after the uchihas would be more convenient for anons as well.
No no no, not for me! Please do not make Madara-sama into a girl
Does she have qualities that would be befitting a Nara's wife?
>do not make Madara-sama into a girl
Why? He'll be happier.
I want grownup Obito to help me, then I'd give him more than just candy.
Well, I guess the infinite tsukuyomi is the only way to make everyone happy after all. Madara will fix it for you. For all of us actually.
He would not! And I certainly wouldn't be either. What would we do with two holes?
In that case, I want grown up Obito to help me every day.
She is gentle, plays shogi, Shikadai likes her, isn't it enough?
I wish... for a Sage Madara bf... ooh
Uchiha girls >>>>>> Uchiha boys
He's very kind, he would!
I really hope you all are trolling aside from OP, solo king obviously solo's
Isn't she a commie? Also, Nara needs women to manhandle them into doing their job.
Also, isn't Shikadai also shipped with Yodo? Typical for Shikamaru, to ship his son with a sound-using kunoichi. Better if Temari won't hear about it once they wake up.
Of course we are. Thankfully, every troll has a weakness. Mine are 4th wall breaks.
>Isn't she a commie? Also, Nara needs women to manhandle them into doing their job.
Yes, she is commie, that's why she wll push Shikadai into politic (boy missed one opportunity already), so he could become hokage, propose higher taxation on the rich and the right to a basic income for every citizen. There must be a lot of jobless shinobi in peaceful time. And she will manhandle him pretty good, but she willl be subtle about it, not openly bitchy.
Cute but no.
How about female Hashi x Madara?
Madara's whole character was an asspull. Let's not forget that he conjured a Perfect Susanoo without any eyes.
That is okay. But don't do it very often. Also NIPPLE!
Female Hashirama is cutie!
Hashirama is cute in every form
only way to win is with his sealing sussano blade so technically he's still weaker than Madara
Imagine how hard he would be getting beaten up by female Hashirama
I like where this is going. Would female Hasirama be a tomboy?
She will be sweet genki airhead.
Yes, you are objectively correct.
No he didn't, he only used perfect susano'o when he was edo tensei. Edo tensei had counterfeit rinnegan which could use all mangekyou sharingan abilities and a limited subset of rinnegan abilities, no different than edo tensei Itachi who could use susano'o and izanami even though Sasuke had his real eyes or edo tensei Nagato who could use some rinnegan abilities even though Obito had his real eyes.
Rinne tensei blind Madara barely does anything, he absorbs Hashirama's senjutsu, kills Sasuke, uses one katon, then he gets his real rinnegan back before he does much of anything else.
That's okay. I prefer tomboys, but sweet genki airhead would work better for Hashirama.
Madara likes being beaten up and dominated by girls
But Obito doesn't. Leave him alone, Kaguya.
Because Tobirama probably invented the jutsu when Madara was still alive
I think that's a stretch to say that's what Itachi meant. There's no reason for other MS eyes to just be immune to Tuskiyomi.
That's not even what he wanted, if he planned to die to Sasuke it wouldn't matter what eyes Sasuke had. He wanted Sasuke to have Mangekyou to defend himself against "Madara", that's why he installs Amaterasu before he dies.
bump
1st hokage is greater and equal to Madara, and the first hokage even said out of his own mouth straight to sasuke that itachi is a better shinobi than he[fist hokage] ever was.
Itachi>Hashirama>=Madara
He probably meant for the sacrifices he made.
Despite only making up 13% of the population, the Uchiha commit over 50% of all violent crime.
can someone give me the picture of solo king Itachi stabbing Madara?
Uchiha are literally the police though.
Are you joking or what? Preta path fucks over susanoo dumfuck.
You are joking right nagato was being shoddily controlled by kabuto and even wanted to lose. There is literally nothing stopping nagato from doing the exact same thing as madara using preta path to take out all of itachis core hax abilities and then stomping him.
You realize without hax abilities and genjitsu itachi is literally a weak and blind man.
Rinnegan users are basically immune to genjutsu. And with preta path basically negate 99% of all hax jutsu’s. But for plot reasons they never use preta path. Rinnegan users can also create new jutsus on the spot but so far none of them other then the sage of six paths bothers to do that. In an ideal world rinnegan users should basically be invincible.
Where's Eight Gate Guy you turds?
Kurama says Hagoromo was bedridden for months when the bijuu were extracted from him but Obito had the bijuu extracted, gedo mazou extracted, and was forced to perform rinne tensei (which killed Nagato to perform at low chakra) and he still had enough strength to resist black zetsu's attempts to take the rinnegan as well as to stand and defy Rikudo Madara, snatching bijuu chakra from him for Naruto. And with the subset of his chakra that could be restored by Naruto's shadow clone (remember that all he could do was save Guy from death, so it's not like he can fully restore people) and Sakura's byakugou he was able to traverse Kaguya's dimensions. Fully rested Obito with both his eyes dabs on anyone. That's probably the reason Juubito had to be nerfed to not be able to use Kamui, because he would've been unstoppable.
Eight Gates Guy's performance isn't repeatable, he can suicide bomb one opponent.
You'd think that Minato would feel great shame in his son, and disgust in his sensei in getting a nose bleed over his son.
This. Why is Sasuke considered more "talented" than Itachi again?
which is part of why they get away with it
>Madara crushing the Yata Mirror
Goes how little you was paying attention to the series
Kishi made him go away in the war because everyone knew Totsuka blade solos madara.
He's not? His childhood was spent in Itachi's shadow.
What the fuck?
Without plot induced stupidity any rinnegan user with common sense would use preta path always and negate things like totsuka blades from ever doing anything.
Or just use the rinnegans often ignored ability to create entirely new branches of jutsu to create specific counters to whatever jutsu the enemy uses.
You’d think having an eye that can analyze and instantly allow you to use any jutsu or create entirely new ones on the spot alongside giving you immunity to basically everything would be taken advantage of but all the rinnegan users so far in naruto barely did anything creative with it.
>We do not know his offensive abilities
We know he has the multiple hook ability which has the longest name ever that Minato would be proud of.
What seems to be the problem?
Despite only making up 1% of the population, the Senjews owns 48% of the total shinobi world’s wealth.
Minato has very little sense of shame, considering the ridiculous names for his moves.
Itachi has trash tier chakra and stamina compared to sasuke and its stated multiple times that sasuke has more potential throughout the manga
>Preta Path
Lmao sealing sword gg
Why didn't he just accept dying is part of being a soldier that someone who can't accept death has no place being a shinobi.
>his moves
The only move that was his own was the Rasengan even that you could say that he stole from watching the 9-tails
>Toad summon Jiraya
>shadowclone, combined summoning jutsu, and flying thundergod pic related
>sealing jutsu his wife
>sage mode toads
>Dead demon seal uzumaki clan
Deserved it. Minato's incompetence as a leader cost Kakashi his eye, nearly cost Obito his life, and cost Rin hers.
>if you can't accept that i put a 12 year old in charge you have no place being shinobi
He has no place being Hokage.
>Uses them all better than the original users
Get fucked tobirama
Because he had a boner when he was 12 and 20 years later still couldn't get over it, and is from a clan that holds more grudges than the fucking Scots.
You know who has no place being a shinobi regularly face deaths? Fucking 13 year olds
Tobirama >>> Minato
A pretty boy!
Laying groundwork is always harder than improving an existing method.
Cute
I meant this silliness.
clearly madara is stronger than itachi, but I believe that itachi is smarter and better at strategy, he would die to madara but he could at least put a better fight than the kages did
Madara-chan
He's a cutie
reminder that madara would let hashirama kiss him and would bottom for him
All of his techniques are worse versions of Alien techniques
>Fodder horn shape for faggots
He’s weak, user.
>would bottom for him
Obviously.
His horns look like a crown tho.
Good list.
>Madara wouldn't have made it an episode
Rinnegan > Jorgan (?) >> Tenseigan >/= EMS/MS (depends on what MS jutsu, Kamui is better than the Tenseigan) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Byakugan
Hashirama is the strongest Hokage.
>No hashiboob
3/10
Who?
That didn't even matter.
Why do half the novel length Madara fanfics have pinkshitter forced in
>yes pierce me daddy
Probably because she had a crush on Kakashi, not him.
He accepted that someone who can't accept death has no place being a shinobi. That's why he stopped being one.
Madara x Sakura is super popular for some reason. They met three times. She was scared of him twice, then he stabbed her the third time. Shippers have weird minds.
She's the designated self-insert for women.
The absolute state of itachi posters
Well Naruto has lineage hax tailed beast Hax and main character hax and still jobbed to Marada along with assume with eye hax and lineage hax
There is a version with it somewhere
based and senjupilled
I self insert as Madara's wife without the need for Sakura. Some fangirls are weak. WEAK!
>from my point of view the shinobi are evil
Then you are lost!
Sasuke's face is that of a stone cold killer.
How bout female madara and female hashirama?
I just don't self-insert. I'm not good enough for any of the characters, they deserve one another.
Senjus bow to Uchihas
What about the Otsutsukis?
Alien filth.
Tobirama protests too much, he's closet Uchihasexual.
>Mei marriage to someone from reverse harem
Fucking reptilians. Inter-dimensional race of reptilian beings called the Otsutsuki have hijacked the world and a genetically modified human–Ōtsutsuki hybrid race of Senjews manipulates global events.
If only Izuna had lived.
Me neither, but let me live my infinite tsuskuyomi dream with my loving Rikudo Madara bf
All the world's problems stem from the clan. ALL of them.
>I prefer tomboys
Good taste
To bad Izuna is a scrub who couldn't handle the 2nd strongest Senju LOL.
They were imbalanced. Either Izuna was too weak or Tobirama was too strong. He tried to give him the teleportation dicking and he just died. I doubt Hashirama had to hold back his wood release when fighting Madara.
Itachi > Kaguya > Madara
>closet Uchihasexual.
>Took cute Uchiha boy as subordinate
>Helped to save Sasuke
>Talked casually with Madara while being pierced by his black rods
>Gave a speech about Uchiha being a clan of love, said this from personal experience
Not really closet.
>transplants byakugan into kimmimaro
>becomes a rinnegan
I want a happy au when Izuna lived and all four are good friends so much.
The pure world is canon, perhaps they drink together there like Hashirama and Madara. The two other Senju brothers and three other Uchiha brothers may be there too.
That's not fair, Tobirama is too crafty, with enough prep time to invent some specific counter jutsu for opponent he probably could beat almost anyone.
youtube.com
What is Ramen Guy's power level?
>prep time
They were literally in the middle of a battlefield, and all he did was use FTG and cut him once. What kind of a scrub Uchiha dies from a single cut?
kimmimaro is fucking 5'4 tall lmao
He was 14
They fought before, he probably invented FTG to counter Izuna's speed.
They had fought dozens of times before. He prepared the flying raijin specifically to counter the sharingan. Can't predict what you can't see.
he missed his calcium lmao
>manletsuki
Japs are shorter than Europeans. Madara was only 5'8. Obito was just at the cusp of not being a manlet at 5'11. However, HAN made every other ninja look like a fucking manlet, because he was 7'4.
>Kakuzu is 6ft.
>only 140lbs
Kishimoto doesn't seem to be good with weights, cuz Kakuzu isn't a lanklet.
Damn, did Han come from the west?
kakuzu is literally made of vines
>5'8
No, 5.8 ft not 5'8". Madara was 179cm = 70in = 5'10". Obito was 182cm = 71in = 5'11". They are tall for nips and taller than I am. Very dreamy.
>Kisame is taller than every single member.
Why wasn't he made the leader?
>tall for nips
>tfw 5'8 and female
Madara is just 4cm taller than I am! But he is strong, he'd be able to princess carry me, right?
because he gets dabbed by genjutsu, even kurenai fucked him
Nigga was holding back. His strength is comparable to that of a Tailed Beast.
That doesn't really depend on your height.
>european female average height is on par with japanese male average height
I think I found out why asians couldn't compete with Europeans after a while. Isayama's titans are meant to be EUROCHADS.
Aren't you supposed to be done with Naruto?
he got memed by a strong genjutsu, that's why he always did what itachi said
>Attack on Titan is just a metaphor on European colonialism.
>The shifter Titans are mixed.
It all makes sense.
Sasori is so small and cute
He probably hated Orochimaru because he tried to molest him during their partnership
He was fighting Asuma and never got caught in Kurenai's genjutsu.
>Madara would look at Itachi
gg ez
He turned Sasori into a molester.
But can you blame him? Sasori is extremely molestable.
Was Itachi the baseline of everything wrong with the Sharingan?
>Madara getting caught in a genjutsu
Lmao
>alters your clan tablet
You don't even need genjutsu to trick Madara.
Yeah, but it is a factor. Don't want short, weak arms and legs, I want to feel safe when he holds me
kisame sucks against genjutsu
Madara is a dumbass, I love him
Even that is relative, I bet Minato made Kushina feel safe when they were the same age and height. Someone as strong as Madara should make anyone feel safe.
>No strong Madara bf of simlar height to hold me
I can't go on
Is there any stronger character than Madara Uchiha?
and I am referring to Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the ability of rikidou paths) equipped with his Gunbai and Juubi control and Goudou Mazou, a complete Susano'o with Hashirama Senju DNA implanted in His chest so he can perform Mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in taijutsu and bukijutsu.
I want to rape the man
How to defeat Madara: start brushing his hair. He really likes that and will melt immediately.
I post if there are no living eva threads.
Uke for Hashirama and seme for everyone else
Is the Senju clan symbol the new swastika? Should I go around town spraying it on walls to remind the Uchihas who owns this place?
Seems to annoy him.
Yea, don't put them in twintails, just brush them. But it suits him. And Hashirama is super cute as well.
>The other wouldn't change things much.
Yes, it freaking would. Did you see hiw strong Kakashi became when he git 2 mangekyou? Now take that and put it on Madara's scale.
>Kabuto clearly isn't fully aware of extent of Nagato's skills.
He is though? He took care of Naruto quicker than Pain ever could and that's not even mentioning the fact that he knew about Chibaku Tensei.
>Itachi didn't even outsmart Kabuto
He outsmarted his Nagato, his use of Edo Tensei on Itachi and yes he outsmarted him with Izanami.
>Except he were when he used Chibaku Tensei
No? Itachi didn't give two shits. Naruto was the one who felt cornered but Itachi corrected him.
>Databook mirror tl;dr
Basically, it's like the Sennin orb and you made headcanons about its potential weaknesses?
Raiton even beating doton in the first place is utter bullshit considering earth just grounds lightning, and raiton also seems to beat Suigetsu's suiton.
>Did you see hiw strong Kakashi became when he git 2 mangekyou?
Two eyes are stated to be better than one, but those eyes in particular possessed the strongest Mangekyou Sharingan ability in the universe. Not everyone would power up that much from having a pair.
Does anybody have the Hashirama check'em picture?
Hashirama only wants to check one kind of doubles.
God i wish I was that Hashirama
There's no need to suffer anymore. Rikudo Madara's right here. Wish for whatever you want. Anything is possible in this genjutsu world.
Obito, please take me to him, I cannot bear any more days without him, I need to hold his hand, touch his horns and look into his third eye. End this suffering!
>touch his horns
Lewd.
>Hashirama check'em picture
Does it exist?
T-they're so beautiful, I'll be gentle!
speaking of Neji it's his birthday today
Really frosted that cake huh?
NIGHT GAI
Bastard!
>implying madara wasn't rock hard at this point
>"You're the first one since Hashirama to make me feel this excited!"
He literally means character and devotion. Not strength lmao
>blind
s-sauce?
So what? Title is nothing, Naruto was still a Genin when he defeated the most dangerous being who ever roamed the ninja world
But Naruto never defeated Itachi.
So that's why Hyuugas are blind. Makes sense.
Grandpas
I always wonder what if Hashirama became the Juubi's Jinchuriki, how OP would he be exactly? I always felt like, between Naruto, Sasuke, Madara and him, he is the one with the highest potential
I wish Madara took better care of cute Obito. Hashirama took good care of Tsuna.
What about Kaguya? She's not blind, she spies on hot guys 24/7
Whoops, meant for
>Hashirama took good care of Tsuna.
But she was spoiled and became gamble addict with the drink problem.
He wasn't ready for parenting
>hot guys are all her children
Highly erotic.
Kaguya is a freak
Why did he aggressively adopt Obito then
What a thot. I wonder what her husband thinks of her, cheating behind his back like that.
Yeah, no. Madara defeated 5 kages simultaneously without even trying
Literally who? And where was this faggot when she got sealed?
>leaves her trapped in the moon for 1000 years with 0 hot guys
>surprised she emerges hungry for cock
He thought it was easier
Itachi wins with zero difficulty.
>she emerges hungry for cock
The second she saw Madara she immediately molested him
>easier
There's no shortcut. Being ruler of the whole universe means navigating the rugged path.
Based. Madara deserves to be bad touched, he has not been behaving.
Kaguya will train him good. He has those bags under his eyes because Kaguya is constantly raping him and he is not allowed to sleep.
>Kaguya femdomming Madara
This is fucking nice
Just as it was when he was alive.
>I always felt like, between Naruto, Sasuke, Madara and him, he is the one with the highest potential
This is absolutely undoubtable, I can only wonder how OP Hashirama would've been with just the Kyuubi sealed in himself
No wonder why he turned out to be so fucked up in the head. Poor man can't catch a break, everyone and everything wants to rape him...
Jigen, heavily hinted to be Kaguya's partner when they went to Earth.
>the strongest Mangekyou Sharingan ability
Kotoamatsukami bro.
>rape him
Actually, that was consensual, they celebrated Madara's birthday.
He can dish it out but he can't take it.
>he absorbs Hashirama's senjutsu,
Oh yeah another asspull. How could he do this successfully without training? realistically he would've turned to stone, like the petra path pain puppet.
Christmas came early.
T/N: Madara's birthday is December 24
>Nagato was holding back the entire time,
Lies Kabuto took full control at that point. Cope Nagato cuck.
He is Jesus
It would do nothing dude, it would just push them back and Naruto speed was already too busted
Unless he could spam them indefinitely, which actually makes sense if you consider he is an Edo
I just wish Naruto could use 6 tails form as he wishes, it was simply too vicious and too cool to be used in just 1 fight
I remember getting hyped as fuck when six tailed Naruto actually resisted the Shinra Tensei, fucking beast
Shinobi should fear the fisherman.
I bet Rasengan wasn't a name he came up with himself but a name created by either Jiraiya or Kushina.
>Iwagakure has both shortest and tallest shinobi
Onooki was a manlet, and given that Akatsuchi should be (even if it was never stated so) son of Kitsuchi (who is obviously Onooki's son, given he's Kurotsuchi's father, and has Onooki's nose), he either carried some tall genes, or his wife was one hell of an amazon.
Technically, Suigetsu's body was a case of modifications, so he was more like a jellyfish than made of water, just like Gengetsu (aka. best Kage ever) was made in big part of oil.
>Yes, it freaking would. Did you see hiw strong Kakashi became when he git 2 mangekyou? Now take that and put it on Madara's scale.
Kakashi had double Mangekyo + Rikudo's leftover chakra that Obito had from being Juubi's Jinchuuriki + his own, which gave him pseudo EMS with pseudo Indra's Susano'o.
We have seen all of Madara's abilities, and he didn't used anything of what you are trying to suggest while fighting Gai or even Six Paths Naruto.
>He is though? He took care of Naruto quicker than Pain ever could and that's not even mentioning the fact that he knew about Chibaku Tensei.
That's because Nagato is stronger than Pain bodies due to being source of that power. Not mentioning he just restored himself to full health appropriate for his age (discounting permanently fucked up legs) thanks to Bee trying to Lariat him.
>He outsmarted his Nagato,
Itachi never fought Nagato that wanted to fight him. In fact, Itachi was outsmarted by Nagato, given Itachi never suspected Pain isn't real body.
>his use of Edo Tensei on Itachi
What? Make coherent posts.
> and yes he outsmarted him with Izanami.
>Izanami
>Outsmarting
Pick one and only one. Also, Itachi couldn't succeed there against Kabuto if he wouldn't have Sasuke to bail him out of Tayuya's genjutsu.
>Basically, it's like the Sennin orb and you made headcanons about its potential weaknesses?
What the fuck is a Sennin orb?
and to both (You) and Databook information written by Kishimoto after the chapter showing something > Zetsu acting as a hype machine, when he only repeats hearsay. Databook specified how Yata Mirror works.
Also, it can't even make him invincible for more than couple of minutes, because Itachi's stamina is among the lowest among high tier ninja.
Drown the Uchiha! Kill their half-breeds! Purge the cursed Indra's bloodline!
Uchihacist!
Second was right.
Tobirama is cute. Leave Madara, Obito and Salad alone, and you can gas the rest, okay?
No, two more left.
Kindly stare at the Moon and live your own world without Uchihas
>Uchiha coup spearheaded by Fugaku who had 2 kids.
>The evil Uchiha are the ones who failed to receive proper sexual intercourse.
Also is Sasuke's mom an Uchiha by marriage, or are Sasuke and Itachi just products of incest? I don't see Sakura, Hinata, or Kushina changing their maiden names after getting married.
Ok, this world is beatiful.
>Goes how little you was paying attention to the series
Goes how little you WERE paying attention to the english teacher.
Okay but could five year old Madara have defeated five year old Itachi?
Wasn't he already killing adult opponents by that point?
Itachi reached Hokage level wisdom at 7, so he certainly wasn't on Madara's level at the same age.
No, you should rape them
>rape
One of principles of nazi ideology was that strong people with better genetics should spread.
Their mistake was thinking that them were superior.
Life verified their mistake proving that allies and soviets were indeed superior breed of mankind.
So any true nazi female would want to be genetically enriched by strong american army or red army soldier, for he proved to be superior than german soldiers and by breeding with victors they would better german genetic stock making them more likely to win next time as they would carry genes of victors not loser. It cannot be rape for by their ideology, the semen of the winners is exactly what they want.
Oh yeah, it can deflect anything right? Just like Amaterasu could burn anything and never be put out?
Stupid no-limits fallacy
The Moon god keeps your dreams safe.
... most of the time.
And Amaterasu burns hot as the sun, yet somehow it burns only what it touches and not affecting anything within relative range away from it.
She probably backstabbed him because he couldn't satisfy her.
Why do the nazis have a better K/D/A ratio then?
cope
I think Hinata and Sakura did, Minato is just a cuck who wanted to please his stupid wife. Also, considering her features, Sasuke's mom is probably of same clan and is just distantly related to her husband.
>Minato is just a cuck who wanted to please his stupid wife
Just like Madara Ootsutsuki
Oh yeah, I just now noticed that even though Minato and Kushina were married, Kushina was never addressed as Kushina Namikaze.
Minato was a famous man without being born from a Clan, so Naruto should bear name of Uzumaki regardless if his parents would live or not, as Minato basically married into Uzumaki Clan, he even was taught by his wife her Clan's fuinjutsu, something Tsunade likely didn't learned from Mito.
madara is perfect
He's the most perfect man in the entire universe and I love him. I love him so much.
>Steals your clan name
he sure is...
How does he do it?
Wholesome.
I wanted to protect him. And I failed. Madara-sama only wanted the best for the world.
Kotoamatsukami is indeed strong but you can only use it once every 10 years. Even with Senju cells that reduce the recharge time significantly, it still wasn't ready yet between the Kage summit and Danzou's fight with Sasuke. Kamui can basically be used infinitely. Based on Konan's analysis it has some limits but it can still be used repeatedly in the same fight.
Koto also relies on your opponent not knowing you have it. If they know, they won't get hit by it or they can try to bait it with clones or an underling or something, but with Kamui even if the opponent knows and can evade it, they can't really stop it from being used. The person using Kamui can mess up and still be ok, but if the person using Koto messes up then he doesn't have it anymore.
no, madara is stronger
>This thread is talking about characters that aren't even relevant or popular anymore
>Only Ayy and Tsunade are fucking popular
>porn wise, non of the uchiha are as popular as the former currently
>Despite being stronger, Sasuke, Itachi and Madara are behind Naruto in over all current fan media and Raikage
What happened guys?
I only want to talk about cute characters, they will always be relevant and popular with me.
Being strong doesn't = popular.
>why did the inferiors manage to get more dicks inside them
Because the superiors decided to bless their gene pools with superior DNA?
Its a shounen...weak shitters get left behind
>why did people who never had a realistic chance of winning do better in irrelevant ways
sealing what now? The thing that would literally get absorbed?
Also, Madara honestly would probably just pull something out of his ass to counter it.
Also, let's not forget Madara is way more powerful + EMS + Rinnegan. Itachi might be skilled at Genjutsu, but he isn't beating Madara at it.
Ayy is plenty strong, yet he's still marketing bbc. How is he the most popular kumo character over bee, Darui and omoi.
Wasn’t he distantly related to the Senju?
This filthy ape and his village killed my interest in Naruto franchise when they did my boy Sasuke wrong and made him and kisame job.
I was like did Kishimoto have a stroke and stop liking the uchihas over black men?
I went on pixiv, this nigger has over 600 pics with Tsunade, my faith in humanity died that day too.
>16 year old with powers he can barely control cost a 40+ year old veteran shinobi an arm, and nearly a leg
If Kishi had given up on Uchiha, Sauce would have died as soon as he got powerbombed. Kisame didn't job either, he got DOUBLE teamed by giganiggas.
>How is he the most popular kumo character over bee, Darui and omoi.
He has more testosterone than them.
Personally, my favorite Kumo nin is Omoi.
That wasn't even Kisame it was a zetsu clone of Kisame and zetsus were weak as shit before Kabuto powered them up with Yamato's Hashirama cells.
What a chad
>Weak
No. A zetsu broke boulders and shit at least Jonin level.
What was Madara's MS?
We never see its special ability since he pretty much only uses susano'o. Limbo was his rinnegan special.
bump
I will never not laugh at this.
Itachi wasn't born in wartime though, especially in a time without Minato/Sarutobi/sannin around. His brother didn't even die. He would've unlocked rinnegan at 6 if he was.
Koto has 2 powers. Complete irreversible hypnosis with a long cooldown wielded by Itachi, and Jedi mind tricks with no cooldown wielded by Danzo.
>no cooldown
Danzou was specifically saving it during the Sasuke fight. If it had no cooldown he wouldn't have wasted 10 Izanagis.
He was using it during the summit just fine until the byakugan thief called him out. Maybe it has a short cooldown because he isn't an Uchiha, but that's it. We all know rinnegan had no limits when Obito/Madara wielded it, but was gimped when alive Nagato did.
Using it at the summit is precisely why it wasn't available to use against Sasuke, it was on cooldown. This would ordinarily be a 10 year cooldown but Hashirama cells reduce it. Itachi explains this later.
Danzou wanted to beat Sasuke without Kotoamatsukami so he could use it on the guy he thought was Madara. If it was strong enough to save for "Madara" it would have to be the real thing, not discount Koto.
tfw shit would have ended if Danzo wasn't trying to be a bitch.
If he just normally assisted the summit he would have had kotoamatsukami for when Obito arrived and explained his plan
Obito already knew he had Shisui's eye, he wouldn't let himself get Koto'd. Funny about Danzo though. Everything goes back to him: his little experiment forcing Kabuto to kill his adoptive mother created history's greatest war criminal. Obito would have had no army if not for Kabuto. The white zetsus were basically fodder before Kabuto abducted Yamato (another Danzo/Orochi experiment), and no one would've been edo tensei'd so the majority of the war casualties would be avoided. On top of that, no gold/silver brothers to get kyuubi chakra from means no juubi, no Madara means no Kaguya (black zetsu was weak and only killed Madara because Madara thought he created black zetsu). He's also responsible for Itachi and Sasuke, and encouraged Orochimaru's experiments. Forget "ended", nothing would have even started without him.
Forgive him. He's a negro
Nice pic man
I want to protect that smile!
Methinks that Shisui could have brainwashed the Uchiha coup leaders into absolute loyalty to the Leaf.
Hashirama married and didn't fuck his moody Uchiha, so Madara almost destroyed world. On the other hand Tobirama learned from his brother's mistake, understood that Uchiha is a clan of love and forced himself to fuck his Uchiha subordinate, made him loyal to Konoha. Kagami's descendant was also loyal, and his ideals influenced Itachi who saved Konoha from angry bitter Uchihas who didn't get Senju's wood. Sex with Uchiha saved Konoha, but denial of sex for Uchiha almost ruined the whole world. Be careful, fuck Uchiha properly.
That was his plan, he said he would Koto Fugaku into complicity but Danzo snatched his eye and ordered Itachi to kill the rest anyway.
It's so fucking weird that someone as important as Danzo only showed up in Shippuden
And it's not like Kishimoto didn't think of him before. He had a concept of Danzo even before he started writing the first chapter(though initially it was Itachi who was that character). Fucking Kishi...
Danzo is an example of what happens when they don’t get wood. He even grafted Hashirama’s cells onto himself for wood. He might not be an Uchiha but Danzo symbolizes everything that can go wrong when an Uchiha is deprived of Wood.
I think his editors just fucked up everything. They should have helped his storytelling but all they did was hinder it. A ton of his plot points are foreshadowed hundreds of chapters in advance but they constantly asked for shit to be changed, prolonged, etc.
Danzo was a good person.
> did dirty work for his friends for years
> helped to install order in Ame shithole
> many small groups was fighting between themself, they were pretty much the same, so he choose most powerful, Hanzo, and supported him bc even dictatorship is better than full anarchy
> started cleaning other groups, they were mostly scum, so they never really believed that Akatsuki is different, honest mistake
> akatsuki became cheap mercenaries, used them for the village as well
> monitored uchiha bc somebody released kyubi and only sharingan dude can do that and actually did
> groomed young genius Itachi into loyal to village soldier
> uchiha planed to rebel and release Kyubi, time is essence so he ordered Itachi to kill them all
> red-eyed scum are dead, all is right in Konoha
> allied with Orochimaru in timeskip, who is the most smart scientist in the world
> got from him entire arm with sharingans and haxshirama cells bc he past his prime but he still wants to be useful as shinobi
> gave team 7 Yamato, who actually can stop berserk Naruto, and Sai just to keep tap on team
> tried to unite all village to fight Madara
> fought Sasuke who had plot armor and kamikaze himself
> his last thoughts about his friends, sensei and village
> rip hero of konoha
Because what Sakura loves is Indra's reincarnation, and Madara is a reincarnation, as Sasuke is
But Karin is the one who admires his actual chakra. Karin must therefore perceive and love Indra's chakra.
>novel length Madara fanfics
Sometimes I envy people who can actually focus their autism and not be embarrassed by it.
Right, I consider myself pretty autistic, but not even I can read an embarassing sex fic witout cringing. But that might also be because I don't like porn, especially of my favorite characters. Rikudo Madara is pure.
>fill out 30 captchas
>still can't post
>have to fill out another 30
I am already within Itachi's Izanami.
Look at the moon for a world without captcha
Right away.
Tanabata soon. Wish for the infinite tsukuyomi to be activated!
he awaken his sharingan? duuump him!
>In present-day Japan, people generally celebrate this day by writing wishes, sometimes in the form of poetry, on tanzaku (短冊 tanzaku), small pieces of paper, and hanging them on bamboo
Oh my god. I wish to wake up next to a Rikudo Madara bf on the moon right now.
I'm sending your wish down the river now.
Blessings to you.
Are they playing video games here? I wonder if they play as themselves.
Pathetic generic shounen.
Yep and absolutely, Madara would only play as himself, everyone else is unworthy
Maybe, but the boys are cute
I wish Madara, Obito, and Kaguya would criticize my shitty apartment and then beat me in video games.
Who?
So cute!
Literacy demons.
I want that cute family to bully me
How dare you to not know His name?! The savior of the new world, God, and protector of our dreams, that is Madara Uchiha
Best boys
>tfw only mods allow you to use living Masada with his scythe and Zetsu-Obito
Good, fuck zetsu.
I want to crush that black goo piece of shit with my boot and wipe it on the pavement
Damn Obito is cut. I'm glad they both got shirtless moments at the end of the arc. Kishi knows what I like.
Exactly. I couldn't stop staring at their bodies and actually pay attention to the story
Kisame could solo any of them on 1v1, he is a fucking beast