Just finished speedreading this and holy shit I literally can't understand why some faggots say it's the worst part, that ending was epic as fuck and Jolyne as a Jojo was fucking based
>hurr durr muh dragon's dream
>hurr durr muh yoyo ma
These are the only reasons why you're a part 6 hater and you legit need to an hero right after reading this post for that
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The main villain won and the heroes failed. it's the worst part by a wide margin because of that.
It's just a bunch of Part 5 fags salty that Araki didn't include Giorno in the story, to the point that they think him not showing up is a plot hole because "but Dio's sons!"
Does Pucci exist in the reboot universe?
No I'm not talking about SBR.
Dragon's Dream is a good fight.
>The main villain won
He didn't though brainlet kun
>Constant dropped threads and inconsistencies
>Recycled content from earlier parts
>Bland fights
>Stand whose entire power is to phase through things, when Part 3 established that all stands can do that
Generally, though, it has an unlikable protagonist, an uninteresting premise, and wildly bad pacing. It's the part that burned Araki out so hard that he quit doing weekly comics. Face the fact that it's the worst part, user.
If Diver Down hadn't showed up jolyne would be dead.
He didn't win you retard
>that ending was epic as fuck and Jolyne as a Jojo was fucking based
Yes. However Dio Babies was fucking atrocious and frankly most of the middle half was pretty forgettable.
>this pseudo int faggot thinks anybody will buy his nit picky bullshit as real criticism or common opinion.
>Constant dropped threads and inconsistencies
>Recycled content from earlier parts
>Bland fights
We're talking about part 6, not part 7.
>Versace
>bad as a villain
He's the only one who looks like Giorno's brother too.
Add whitesnakes asspulls to that list
The hell, I jist googled what this guy stand ability is and it's literally just the regular properties of a stand like passing through stuff.
Quit talking to yourself.
>using google
fuck off
>Constant dropped threads and inconsistencies
Really? It's probably the most well thought out part.
>Stand whose entire power is to phase through things, when Part 3 established that all stands can do that
Ok, I see you didn't even read it if you think that's the only thing Diver Down can do.
>16 posts
>10 IP
Is jojo alive on Yea Forums again?
>jotaro uses star platinum to restart his own heart
>this means stands always had the ability to phase into people and objects and fuck with them inside or store up energy to explode like a proximity mine or time bomb
Fucking idiots
I simply cannot trust anyone who puts Stone Ocean anywhere but the bottom 3 when ranking the parts. That's just trying too dang hard to be contrarian.
What about when he restarted josephs heart
This but replace bottom 3 with top 3.
How could you when 1, 3 and 5 exist?
>>jotaro uses star platinum to restart his own heart
He used it to restart Joseph's heart
>>this means stands always had the ability to phase into people and objects and fuck with them inside or store up energy to explode like a proximity mine or time bomb
Yes it does considering Jotaro PHASED HIS STAND INSIDE ANOTHER PERSON TO GIVE THEM DIRECT CPR
>It's probably the most well thought out part.
Now I don't believe you read it.
Honestly, even if he did, why does that bog down the quality of the story? If it's well written it's worth it.
If he won, why are him and his vampire husbando dead?
He dead
No he doesn't exist, that's the answer.
It means he doesn't win.
7 > 8 > 4 > 6 > 5 > 2 > 3 > 1
I haven't seen a single argument against it posted yet. I'm going to assume you have nothing.
>speedreading
This is your problem. If you actually took your time then you would have realized that Stone Ocean is shit.
Unironically my bottom 1, 2, and 4 respectively.
I know Pucci didn't win.
I'm saying even if he had why would that bog down the quality of the story?
because there are literal teenagers who lurk this board.
>Battle Tendency that low
I'll refer you back to the constant inconsistencies. It's the most "araki forgot" part of Jojo, a factor which is in direct contradiction to it being well thought-out.
Best way to describe Stone Ocean is that it feels like rushed filler
But of course, Jojo cycle dictates that Part 6 is now the greatest thing known to man
Every single time a new part gets animated, previous part is immediately shit, current part is good and next part is garbage
I remember when Part 4 was hailed as the greatest part in these threads, now it's seen as overrated garbage
I remember when Part 5 was an abomination, now it's just handwaved with "dude it's just a bad translation lmao, that's the only reason"
I can't wait for you fuckers to go back to "part 6 is absolute garbage man, part 8 is where it's at. True Jojokino"
>he literally felt for the meme
>haha funny meme man OH MY GOD
But you haven't posted a single inconsistency, at least make this interesting.
Fuck off retard
Diver Down's "entire" power is not the ability to phase through things.
Diver Down puts itself inside of things in such a way that other Stands cannot mimic. It can store things like its own kinetic force inside of an object. Furthermore, it can be loaned out to people and absorb damage in their stead.
Also, the ability to rearrange things freely is not something that other stands can do.
Why? Stone Ocean wasn't.
>haha funny gay priest lmao DUDE KABUTO MUSHI LOOOL
>skipping part 7
I haven't changed my mind on parts 5 or 6 since I've read them. And I read the new translation of part 5 since the beginning. And I've loved part 8 for quite a while.
Seething cope
Battle Tendency is anime only tier. it should be dead last.
>Best way to describe Stone Ocean is that it feels like rushed filler
This is the absolute worst way to describe Stone Ocean.
You're ok user, don't go to disney world tomorrow.
>I remember when Part 5 was an abomination, now it's just handwaved with "dude it's just a bad translation lmao, that's the only reason"
People were saying Part 5's quality was a result of the translation for years though, what the fuck?
Can't even think of one, huh? Guess Stone Ocean is even better than I thought.
Hes new, so he wouldnt know that
>now it's seen as overrated garbage
By who? Yea Forums is literally crowded with obnoxious DiUfags with their MUH LIKEABLE VILLAIN and MUH LIGHTHEARTED PART user
>Best way to describe Stone Ocean is that it feels like rushed filler
>Rushed
>Filler
Okay, first of all Stone Ocean is slow as hell.
Second of all, it's probably one of the most important parts of the story next to Parts 1 and 3 for introducing Dio and introducing DIO and Stands.
You can say what you want about Stone Ocean or dislike it if you dislike it, but it actually continues the overarching plot thread of Dio Brando and the curse he's inflicted upon the Joestar bloodline.
Anyone who doesn't put Battle Tendency last shouldn't be trusted.
Anasui losing his shit over Disney characters legitimately cracked me up. I dont know why people say Bohemion Rhapsody is worst part, it made me uncomfortable which seemed to be the mission.
It wouldn't that user is a braindead retard
>posting your own fucking garbage low quality youtube videos
Go fuck yourself faggot
how likely is cg horses?
Stone Ocean and Steel Ball Run are the only great Jojo parts
the rest are alright
DP's been surprising me with some of the stuff they do (a few things I thought would be CGI in part 5 aren't, plus they didn't switch the voice actors when they switched bodies) so maybe we won't end up with CGI horses.
literal buzzwords that can be applied to any jojo part
>Not liking Jojolion
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>tfw rarely listen to EDs all the way
>tfw just now listened to vento aureo's ED 2 up to 1:30 in the vid
>tfw freaked out cause I thought that part was based on a section of Mozart's Requiem for some reason, obviously fitting
>wondered why no one mentioned it before
>tfw was just super confused, it wasn't Mozart's Requiem, it was a completely different song by a completely different composer
really embarrassed with myself right now desu
>not watching Part 5 with synthwave and future funk in the background of all the fights
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This one came up during the fight between Nero and Doppio.
>unlikable protagonist
Fucking neck yourself.
Sorry I forgot
It's objectively third rn.
Could easily be first eventually.
Have a bonus Jobin