The loligeddon clock is now at 5 minutes before midnight

Hey Yea Forums, I came bearing news I never would have thought I had to personally break.
News sites have not covered it (yet) despite it being already a week which further raises alarm bells for me.
I'm an user who probably would have his life ruined if my workplace realized what I'm leaking.
So TLDR, the postal services are conducting a massive crackdown of "material that is describing minors in a pornographic or otherwise sexual nature" in every EU country.
Long story, last week (exact date omitted for my own safety) I've and my other colleagues have gotten a pretty serious directive with blue ink signatures of top brass via certified mail. From that day forward until directed otherwise we are to stop, unseal and check the contents of ALL packages coming from Japan checking for anything that is loli basically, nendos, manga, daki, whatever you can imagine. Anything we find MUST be reported to the police or if the address is in another country must be resealed in a room videotaped into a specific ugly red container.
This directive is most likely EU wide as the wording heavily implies. So far only packages from Japan are screened, this is a 100% screening and I saw nothing like this not even with 9/11.
So far I have no information about the USA.

Dark times ahead fellow buyfags and even worse if this grows even more extreme.

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Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Handley
telegraph.co.uk/women/life/judge-gave-stanford-sex-attacker-brock-turner-6-month-jail-sentence/
twitter.com/itanimeirl/status/1111627747770667010
twitter.com/nankoko_anime/status/1109613301036511232
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

heh. sucks for you

Shameless self bump.

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Buyfags btfo, I guess.

it's what they deserve

Do you think after an extreme measure like this they will stop at buyfags?
This is already borderline breaking the privacy of people.

Thank god I'm too poor to buy things.

And why should I give a shit about it?

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>First they came for the buyfags, but I didn't speak out because it wasn't me

they'll never come after my cakes
we will be the only ones left standing after the olympics

The US does not fall under EU jurisdiction, I think. And if it does, well, then its time break away from&carpet bomb it like hanoi.

>no source

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>you will live to see the day when loli is illegal and faces the same penalty as actual CP possession in >90% of the western world

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>implying the EU gives a shit about the right to privacy

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>nendos
wut? those aren't even sexual in nature

I think I speak for the entire board when I say that loli is disgusting

Yurofags btfo AHAHAHAHAH
wasn't Austria against it? I read somewhere that only they along with US and japan refused to sign some agreement about 2D loli ban

Disgustingly hot

>EU
I'm safe.

I dont think its possible for anyone to speak for the entire board on any topic. ever.

They send you to the oil beaches in Canada if they find you were mailing loli please help me

Just a brainfart on my part.

>i think i speak for the entire board
Uhhh. No? Kill yourself tho.

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>All you want is to surround yourself in a house filled with cute 2D girls.
>Fed's kill your dreams.

This is how monsters are made.

This, only chestletsfags and trapfags cares about lolis.

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Literally just received my loli dakimakura yesterday, OP is telling bullshit as usual.

Under most laws, she would be considered underage and thus illegal. Loli laws apply to any character that looks under the age of consent. Rikka is clearly not of age, even in the image you posted. Hell I wouldn't be surprised if the law applies if the characters stated age is under the age of consent, but looks like she is 50.

You are not safe under these laws.

SEA, Air or Express? What airports received it and did it directly come from JP? This is pretty important user.

>you will live to see
nope
a universe where chinese cartoon porns isn't allowed is no universe for me

Inshallah, not to worry brothers once Islam becomes rule of law in europe these regulations will be quickly overturned Allah willing.

Why are you replying to a samefag?

I'd like to see more proofs than just an user's statement on the internet.

It will stay with my cakes then. Your problems doesn't bother me.

>The Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) cursed those who consume riba (interest, usury) and those who pay it, and he cursed the image-makers. This indicates that making images is forbidden. The scholars interpreted that as referring to images of animate beings such as animals, people and birds.

You speak for no one but yourself, you shit.

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>there is no possibility that two people can agree on something that I do not

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So dont go drawing a loli-girl looking mohommed

>animals, people and birds.
Damn Ahmed you dumb.

>everything gets banned except cake
>every anime girls is not allowed to be anything but delicious cakes
I dig it

Yeah and I received a pretty serious directive to shit on your thread.

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why am i alive if everything i love is under attack. my nation, my ethnicity, my income, and my imaginary girlfriend. nothing is sacred.

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Dude. Why is that even an "I think"? We're not even on the same continent.

I don't think you think at all

Rip Lolifags

Yea Forums really died after /pol/ became the new gate. All these gullible retards without a single question or critical curiosity.

>in every EU country.
Who cares?

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Let me guess, you came here during BnHA? Franxx?

>EU
>no lolis
>no AC because muh environment and muh pride
Joke of a continent.

Yea Forums went to shit long before 2016. Yea Forums was already a dumper fire by 2013.

You realize there are several countries in the EU where loli isn't illegal, right? Pretty sure Britbongs were pretty much the only ones in all of Europe who treated it like CP, and they've left the EU of their own accord.

Just wait a few more years until some major war breaks out and the entire europe gets deleted. The rest of the world will benefit a lot from that.

Add Netherlands, Sweden, and Germany to that list.

While OP might be a lying faggot, you are in denial if you can't see the impending crackdown. Anime is getting bigger and bigger in the western world, it's only a matter of time before the censorship starts, and once it does it will be fast.

Video games are the best example, just look at the last 10 years. It's going to start with the loli's, once that front is lost, it's going to be a slippery slope to westernization.

Sorry, but I've heard rumors that Abe is about to go nuclear and ban every depiction of unmarried adult women in fiction due to them not being good propaganda for him. Cakes will be gone soon.

Sure sure, it's habbening, we only had to listen, that's not a grade it's the future we chose and all that.

>Sweden
Wrong, retard. The Supreme Court declared that loli was legal years ago. It's only illegal if it's photorealistic to the point it looks like real CP with a filter slapped on it.

Cringe

>You lived in a time when you could freely masturbate to loli porn
Man the next generations are gonna be missing on some good shit but at least we got a taste of it

How about you post the actual fucking email. Redacting personal info of course.

Go away doomposter and Yea Forums poster you're no better than op

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I'll care when there is proof

>being this new

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No

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I agree

This is when you start making friends in the US

>I think
Stopped reading there, go tell your lies somewhere else

>seething
All me btw

FPBP

Fuck loli.

Gladly.

>yuropeeans
>buyfags
who cares

>fpbp
what

Gay

>Outing yourself as newfags.

Yea Forums has always had doom posters concerned about what happens when the the west takes root and starts trying to censor loli's and prevent downloads. I'm sure a good portion of them still exist, but are now a minority.

Yeah and they've always been retarded. Why would not listening to them mean I'm a newfag?

Yes.

Thanks.

because shit like this happens in real life
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Handley

>I think I speak for the entire board
Which board? /lgbt/? /cm/? /cgl/?

>as the result of entering a guilty plea bargain
What a retard.

which is the part you're having trouble with? counting, spelling, or both?

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honestly he probably would have gotten less time if he raped a college student instead of fapping to loli porn. let this be a lesson to incels.

telegraph.co.uk/women/life/judge-gave-stanford-sex-attacker-brock-turner-6-month-jail-sentence/

>implying lolifags are not part of /lgbt/

And there's the magical word. Thanks.

Great. Get arrested subhuman

shit fearmongering thread

Loli is fine in the US. Twitter had loli hentai for years before they decided to self censor.

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>he lives in the land of "freedom"
LMAO

>without a single question or critical curiosity
Even if OP isn't lying, is there even something that could be done? Retarded laws aren't a new thing user, sadly you can't really do shit.

>Video games are the best example, just look at the last 10 years
Apart from the very recent Sony censorship mess, games in general have only gotten more explicit. What are you on about?

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I don't buy loli lewd shit and in top of that i live in a monkey country that doesn't care about that

now check those digits

>poorfag seething
lel

>literal subhuman telling anyone else subhuman

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yeah right stop being so dramatic i just got my daki and everything is f

Storing every single thing you can on a hard drive. Even if it stops the production of new anime, with at least 40TB of data stored, you'd probably be set for life. You'd just need to rewatch older stuff after you cycled through.

You'd have to be blind not to see it. I'm not going to get into specifics, but the last 10 years went from a fairly free environment to one so rife with censorship that developers have started self-censoring to avoid the controversy. The indie scene is pretty much controlled by the lgbt thought police and most big corporations have jumped on board.

Games nowadays exist to push agendas rather then just be fun. The same thing happened to comic books, TV and music. If you think anime is safe, you are not seeing the forest through the trees. There might not be much that can be done to stop it, but you can at least save what exist.

>loli is fine
>just look at twitter, it allowed loli until it didn't
Reminder that there are people who use this site, from first world countries, who openly worry about getting v& for doujinshi and onaholes with loliart. The west is turning into a tyrannical shithole.

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And Japan has a strong history of telling the West to 'Fuck Off'
Sure there may be some upheaval, some drama, some changes here and there, but in the end even if Western society and culture completely collapse Japan, and the bulk of anime along with it, are gonna keep chugging along doing their own thing.

the person you're talking to has brain damage.

Handley's case helped struck down parts of 1466A, it a wasn't in vain.

What surprises me about twitter is how long it took until they started doing something.
I'm glad irori is around now.

imagine going to jail for a loli figurine LOL

>let disarmament happen
>country decides it can jail you for a loli figurine
Euro problems.

>So far I have no information about the USA.

USA, Japan, and one Nordic country told UN to fuck off with their banning of loli just last month or the month before.

There have been numerous attempts throughout the years to infiltrate Japan. Just because it hasn't worked so far, doesn't mean it's not going to work in the future. In fact, I've started noticing a trend towards more anime featuring "politically correct" content in the last few years. The most obvious ones being lgbt related. There has been a huge increase in the amount of gay characters that aren't walking jokes.

you're not going to believe this. but young feminists exist in japan and i shit you not, they argue that anime girls cause rape.
twitter.com/itanimeirl/status/1111627747770667010

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>their own thing
>selling out to China as we speak

wrong link, this is the one with the angry jap women
twitter.com/nankoko_anime/status/1109613301036511232

>absolutely no fucking evidence whatsoever

add to that the fact that loli is legal in some EU countries, and OP is just being a colossal faggot as usual

Japan is going to collapse first since they have love hotels and Soap lands. Once degeneracy infiltrates a society, society will rot from inside out and then die off

>There has been a huge increase in the amount of gay characters that aren't walking jokes.

Are you mentally retarded?

Do you know how far back yuri and yaoi stretch?

Okay buddy whatever you say

>retards exist in japan
Brilliant discovery.

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>the absolute state of EU cucks

Nice police state you got there.

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This is just baseless /pol/-tier fear-mongering, did they leak out of their containment board?

That's not how it works, these postal services would land themselves in very hot water legally if they did that.