>characters that are literally you
Characters that are literally you
Anthony Harris
Anthony Cox
i just don't swallow
Jayden Long
literally me
Samuel Smith
Jace Cooper
based and FUCKYOUVERONICApilled
Jaxson Clark
Sebastian Hernandez
Julian Taylor
this is literally me. I was the nice guy in highschool. I got bullied because I always did my work.
The chads would push me around, push me into lockers, take my shit and not give it back. But I never did anything against them because I knew they were just lashing out at me because their home lives were shit or something, or because they were jealus that I was a straight A student in highschool. So I thought "whatever" and just lived my life happy.
One day though I broke. One of the guys that use to bully me named chris, and the other guy, trent, went too fucking far, even for me. I spent years meditating and building my patients up because I had anger issues in grade school which is why I was in a special ed class, so I had a lot of patients, but what they did was too far.
When I was in highschool I would sometimes bring this totem to school. I got it from a flea market in town from an old wise woman who was native american. She said it was good luck and would bring strength and luck to whoever owned it. It really worked too.
Well they took it from me when I had my locker open. One of them reached in and grabbed it and wouldn't give it back to me. It cost me like 50 dollars to buy. They basically committed grand theft. I lost it.
I flew into a blind rage and grabbed chris by the neck and lifted him off the ground. Then I through him into a locker and told him to never fuck with me again.
I guess word got around the school that I did that because no one ever bullied me again. Later on that year I even got a girlfriend and lost my virginity for the first time.
So yeah, when the nice and quiet kid loses his patients, you better step back.
Asher Barnes
Oliver Morris
You're full of shit. The one who gets bullied is the one who slacks the most or is stupid as well as weak. That's how it was in my school.
Josiah Cook
>lost my virginity for the first time
How many more times did that happen?
Was it anal you lost first?
Evan Davis
this is some high-tier bait, but misspelling "jealous" as "jealus" right before saying you were a straight A student really gives it away.
Ethan Campbell
Bentley King
Ayden Evans
I'm actually confused, because it's obvious that the story is fake, but not that it is bait. It reads like a power fantasy of a guy who was bullied in high school and now makes up stories about how great he was. But it's written in a way that it's obvious. So it's not really bait to recognize that it's fake, but rather, the bait lays in people calling him out on it. Or something. I hope you know what I mean.
Easton Fisher
Adam Brooks
How do you lose virginity a second time tho?
Michael Moore
I'm a fraud as well, OP
Carson Young
Robert Perry
So happy someone got it.
Tyler Perry
I think that's what he meant. He's British, so his first time would be called his ground time, and his second time is his first time.
Nathan Cook
Mason Bailey
Jordan Brooks
It's obviously written in a manner that makes it look like the obvious power-fantasy written by a bullied highschool kid, in order to make people reply to it as such. Saying that he was a straight A student, but misspelling "jealous" as "jealus" just a few words prior, accusing the chads who bullied him of "grand theft" for stealing something worth pocket change, using "patients" instead of "patience".
Also the intentional use of reddit spacing. I refuse to believe that anyone would format their post in this way. It was clearly written by someone who has never used reddit and is merely attempting to give the impression of non-intentional reddit spacing. Trust me, I'm a professional shitposter.
Parker Torres
Evan Evans
>It's obviously written in a manner that makes it look like the obvious power-fantasy written by a bullied highschool kid, in order to make people reply to it as such.
Fuck
Brayden Smith
>I lost my patients
Did you have to close down your clinic?
Eli Young
Nice blog post, I believe you have what it takes to become a aspiring mango writer
Leo Mitchell
I don't believe you guys are who you say you are.
Luis Edwards
Gabriel Walker
Logan Nguyen
you're a faggot but the joker is literally me.
Noah Hernandez
Joest of Joes
His name should have just been Joe.
Connor Rogers
post your butt
Daniel Sanchez
Levi Torres
Is this a new pasta or what?
Tyler Gutierrez
Lucas Ross