The reason Shinji lashes out so much and is so emotional...

SS is the purest form of love

Anime Kaworu was not a cat murderer

Of all the extremely bad takes about Evangelion, "Misato wanted to fuck Shinji" is probably the worst one. What a fundamental misunderstanding of 26 episodes of character interactions.

Doesn't she molest Asuka in the hot springs episode

That's just what girls do.

Dont trust the ayy lmaos, kids!

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damn....

I bet shinji would have man up if he dicked misato. Too bad he's such a raging homo

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>Not wanting to let Misato do lewd things to your underaged body

You a faggot?

Didn't he kill some kind of cute little animal?

>too bad he's such a raging homo
Considerably.

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He's being sexually violated by bad subtitles

and Misato

He killed Shinji's heart, if that counts

I wish I was preyed on by that creepy sexual predator

we can only dream, oh wait i fucking can't because my entire family shows up in my dreams and fucking cockblocks me

>he doesnt lucid dream
Hehe, funny user..

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it's not fucking fair

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> tfw I already dated Asuka and Darjeeling in my dreams

waking up is not all that easy after that

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How are you supposed to do that

>>Comes out as bisexual
>>Immediately gets preyed on by an alien cat murderer who betrays him
Poor Homura.

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IMAGINE before bed.

What are you talking about, he fucking slaughtered Shinji's boy pussy

Literally nothing

Should I rewatch on Netflix or find it elsewhere?

Netflix cut Fly Me to the Moon it's utterly worthless. In the Misato/Kaji scenes the piano version is also gone it's just fucking silent

He's 14. Basically an adult.

Wow ! the managed to take the SOUL outta Eva guess Netflix should rename itself SEELE

Misato promised Shinji that she would have sex with him if he successfully defended NERV in EoE. I know she died but that should have been enough for him to reject instrumentality.

It was, he's concentrating on Misato's cross when he talks himself into leaving.

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But he didn't successfully defend shit, so no sex for him.

He got to have instrumentality sex. It's much superior to regular real life sex.

No, he just watched her fuck Kaji - looking on in disgust. He probably has no desire for it anymore.

God I wish I were shinji

he's too good for used goods

If I was preyed on as a kid by a sexy sexual predator like that then at least that would give me some fond memories to look back on.

Daddy issues, like every other character in NGE

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Misato and Kaji are very weird people.

You'll get the original everyone knows and loves if you check the series out on DVD from your local library.

>blaming /ss/ for everything that happens to Shinji
nigga, you're a fag

Trying to figure out which kiss of Shinji's was worse:
1. Girl he likes claims she is doing it from boredom and pinches his nose shut until he can't breathe, then runs away to the sink in apparent disgust
2. His guardian who is twice his age that he liked as a pseudo-mother figure shoves her tongue down his throat while bleeding to death into his mouth in a terrible bid to cure his depression

scientificamerican.com/article/sexual-victimization-by-women-is-more-common-than-previously-known/

god how can a woman be so perfect. GOAT girl

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>American

Misato was defeated by Shinji's big cock tho

>big

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unreliable narrator nigga

>was molested by two female teachers when I was 12
>enjoyed it but in hindsight it probably damaged my psyche
I sort of understand Shinji desu

cope.

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Shinji is a 10-inches grower you fool

If you think she's bad in the OG series? Just watch the third rebuild movie.

He Asian and he's 14 you bastard. He's still growing and he's big for an Asian boy.

Actually he got to be fucked by Kaji. And he got to get fucked by Misato. And he got fucked by Gendo, etc.

Shinji and everyone got to experience everyone's feelings and thoughts at once.

his kiss with Asuka always made me think. Shinji holds his breath and isn't into it and Asuka says later "Kissing isn't something to do when you're bored" seemed to me like she was saying she wanted to kiss him and "being bored" was just an excuse to get closer to him. Of course Shinji is too much of an autist to actually understand this

But that sexual predator is his mom.

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Shinji is so pathetic and weak and yet he’s still had more action with girls than me.

She's his mom and that's why he has to convince himself he doesn't like it.

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Women can't be sexual predators, you manchild incel. Shinji is clearly the one in the wrong and the sexual assaulter.

Shinji gets action because he pilots a giant robot not because of personality.

>seemed to me like she was saying she wanted to kiss him and "being bored" was just an excuse to get closer to him.
why you might just be onto something there

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>grower
>big for an Asian boy
Dicklets seething in this thread!
Misato saw how small his dick was and burst out laughing.

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I thought she was a huge cunt to him in 3.0.

It implies that she's kissed a lot of boys before. What a slut.

He has an abusive father and is repeatedly put in traumatizing situations by said abusive father?

Misato put the moves on Shinji a lot more in the rebuilds

You're not wrong. About that second part.

He does jack off to a girl in a coma, right in front of her.