eva would have been better if asuka and rei were lesbians
Eva would have been better if asuka and rei were lesbians
Owen Phillips
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Ryan Wood
it would be better if we turned Shinji into a girl and go full lesthreesome
William Morgan
Yep
Blake King
No need for the toilet. Asuka has her Mari.
Christian Wilson
>lesbians
No, CATGIRL lesbians!
Lincoln Hughes
Yuri makes everything better
Easton Clark
It would have been the worst show it could have ever been.
Kevin Cooper
Yes
Jeremiah Martinez
Would it ever have been possible for Asuka and Rei to get along like that?
William Campbell
asuka hates dolls why would she want to fuck one
Grayson Adams
Well, Shinji Ikari Raising Project manga had Shinji so often accidentally kissing booth girls that in the end he essentially "infected" them with his "clumsiness" and girls eventually started having the same kind of accidents even with each other.
Type 8 threesome was too strong in this one.
Robert Peterson
Rubbing plugsuits against each other!
Dylan Rogers
>asuka hates dolls
Only in original.
Elijah Perry
/u/fags gtfo
this is Yea Forums
Sebastian Torres
>>>/y/ou/mad/bro/you/angry/dude/lole
Jason Turner
fuck off straightfag
Adrian Kelly
>straightfag
this doesn't make sense
Nathan Green
Evangelion is gay propaganda
Jason James
It would have trash either way, but I guess at least more fappable
Dominic Rodriguez
They totally fucked during the 14 year skip, right?
Jaxson Mitchell
/u/ must leave
James Gutierrez
Ian Foster
Xavier Wood
Soon
Connor Howard
This is so cute! What game is this from?
Nicholas Scott
Best ship, but it works better with Shinji being sub to both of them.
Ryder Gonzalez
It;s canon if you believe hard enough
Noah Fisher
some trading card game
Mason Green
Jayden Morris
Joshua Reed
based
Noah Murphy
Jack Jackson
Owen Young
IT BURNS!
Ian Rodriguez
>tfw I can't find Shinji Ikari Raising Project online
Alexander Powell
Mari has literally no purpose besides fan service so probably yes
Anthony Jackson
Asuka is already dating Mari
Hunter Wood
>Asuka is already dating Misato
Fixed
Wyatt Gutierrez
If Shinji fucked Rei & Asuka at the same time, would it improve their mental health?
David Gray
No, because they wouldn't feel anything from a dicklet
Benjamin Barnes
Die!
William Watson
Nah, he's got Gendo genes, and Gendo could somehow snag pussy constantly despite being autistic and/or dead inside.
Luis Campbell
His dick is currently and canonically the size of a toothpick.
He never ages, so Shinji is basically an eternal dicklet.
Jeremiah Wilson
mari is literally asuka's daughter
Lucas Kelly
Yeah.
With giant breasts and asses.
And giant futa cocks.
And breast milk.
Leo Stewart
>breast milk
Eww
Dylan Hall
Then how is she British?
Christian Clark
Breast milk is the only arousing one on that list
Jose Rodriguez
then why are they shipped together in art
Joseph Gomez
Greatest love story ever told.
Grayson Smith
You mean Mari is Asuka's mother.
Or maybe both. Recursive loop.
Ryan Morris
not only out of character but untrue
asuka best
Jason Mitchell
yes
Gavin Miller
Is it time to have another OT4 discussion?
Wyatt Peterson
lel. Best ending
Angel Thompson
Replace Misato with Mari, or anyone else, and we can talk.
Noah Ross
I'd do Rei from behind while she goes down on Asuka.
Connor Green
No
William Wilson
Justin Watson
I like lesbians as much as the next guy, but considering how much the damn thing gets rewritten it doesn't really matter.
Robert Wright
Are you saying Asuka shits on Mari? They keep getting shittier the more I learn of their relationship.
Justin James
>eva would have been better if asuka and rei were lesbians
storytime
Charles Jones
FYI this is based on the original TV proposal, which is why the designs and names are a little different
Hunter Richardson
It would improve Shinji's, deteriorate Asuka's & Leave Rei's about the same.
Adam Anderson
Lucas Rivera
Oyakodon
Camden Nelson
Dominic Cox
>replacing anyone with Mari
Such shit taste
Joseph Williams
Joseph Hughes
Great little comic. Yui Ichigo a cute. Also, Asuka Soryo > Asuka Shoryu > Asuka Shikinami
Isaac Wilson
Hudson Moore
>ShinjiXAsuka would be a bihet couple
wtf I love that ship now
Levi Ward
David Howard
Cute!
Austin Phillips
ReiXShinji would be incestual zoophilia.
Jose Phillips
Jeremiah Wilson
remember kids, pills aren't candy
Blake Nguyen
>You should drink with me
>as your guardian I'll allow it just once
She'll always be a predator in every timeline won't she?
Grayson Moore
Dylan Gomez
I'm not into that.
Aaron Bell
William King
Colton Bell
eva would've been better if Anno wasn't a pseud Hack
Aaron Reyes
Sebastian Reyes
CUTE!
William Sanders
Robert Martin
Adrian Nelson
Colton Thompson
based as fuck
Dylan Collins
Aiden White
man of culture
Adam James
David Torres
I see its the same person that did Epilogue.
How much more cute did they do?
Jason Garcia
Jeremiah Torres
Are Proto-Rei's instrumentality powers so great she can read Asuka's actual speech balloons?
Joseph Baker
the end
all the cute!
Kevin Nguyen
>We live in the timeline where KanoKano never got an anime
Luke Ortiz
Replace shinji with nadia
Caleb Scott
I find it interesting how Ritsuko is the one who has changed the least.
Christian Foster
World would be better if you weren`t fag.
Joshua Ortiz
So proto Rei will be the one doing the raping?
Jason Jackson
She's always the one that does the raping.
Years of suppressed emotions and urges makes her freaky as hell once the inhibitions are gone.
Jordan Ross
Does anyone have the old Yea Forums sings komm susser tod around? It got nuked off youtube.
Jonathan Davis
You can buy them on Google Play Store.
Brody Allen
reminder that gays must have the gay removed from them
William Miller
Connor Morgan
I can generalize your statement to apply to any show:
[Title] would have been better if [Second best girt] and [Best girl] were lesbians.
Camden Ramirez
Hey man, sorry I think you misspoke there. It's fine I can correct it for you.
[Title] would have been better if [best girt] and [Second best girl] were lesbians.
Have a great night user!
Nicholas Reyes
Both girls can be best iff they're dating each other.
Samuel Sanchez
>Rei is the only straight one
Camden Moore
One downside to anonymous posting is that you never know whether the poster is a drooling retard that let his finger linger on the key for too long or a scholar using proper notation. Either way, you're absolutely right.
Jace Anderson
yurikeks should be sent to death camps
Michael Jones
>Asuka would still hate her guts
>She would be attracted to Misato instead of Kaji
>She would still be all but useless in the grand scheme of things.
Nothing changes.
Jayden Evans
Let's make some new couples:
Rei - Asuka
Misato - Ritsuko
Shinji - Kaworu
Toji - Kensuke
Gendo - Fuyutsuki
Kaji - Pen Pen
Jason Myers
I approve this message.
Sebastian Clark
ritsuko's character doesn't work at all without her affair with gendo though
Landon Baker
at that point the story doesn't make sense anymore
Isaiah Morgan
>Kaji - Pen Pen
Kaji is a furry confirmed
Connor Edwards
>sexual relationships would make NGE better
this is how I know you've invaded my hobby you fucking normie.
John Baker
it's on netflix now
that means it's ours
deal with it
James Barnes
fine, but then I'm going to your next party.
Adrian Rivera
Julian Davis
David Gray
life on earth would of been better of had Eva been aborted
Or atleast time spent on Yea Forums
fuck all of these Eva threads
Jordan Baker
still based
Brandon Rodriguez
No, fuck me~
Ryder Rogers
Asuka should be lesbian for herself.
Christian Butler
incest
Thomas Moore
>lesbians making anything better
Brody Jones
Brayden Richardson
Where does this joke come from?
James Davis
Misato's on the /ss/ route
Noah Gutierrez
Mari and Asuka are so great together
Levi Parker
based
Caleb Jenkins
still a steaming pile of shit after the disaster of the final two episodes.
Plus its child pron
Robert Flores
Gabriel Adams
>Misato - Ritsuko
Would actually watch.
James Allen
>could have best bridgebunny
>instead goes for Gendo
Why, Ritsuko
Tyler Morales
Jayden Taylor
Experimented in college
Dominic Richardson
No. Rei and Asuka are overrated. It would have been better if Kensuke filmed a porno with Fuyutsuki.
Jacob Gonzalez
Ritsuko has such major mommy issues that she knowingly fucks the same guy her mom banged.
Brody Smith
Gendo is a chad, he makes kaji look like fucking shinji
Jacob Cruz
He can be all the chad he wants to be, but Maya is cuter.
Luis Sullivan
Yui fell for Gendo because saw him as cute.
Jack Howard
That's just because Maya was a kid back in those days!
Carter Ramirez
>Plus its child pron
You're supposed to self-insert as Misato, dumbass
Angel Fisher
Asuka should get Kyu.
Juan Evans
>Shinji, Kaji & Gendo
They're basically a Pokemon
Michael Mitchell
When has that ever stopped anyone?
Jack Jenkins
kek, but a firm no
Jaxson Miller
Last for best girl!
Gabriel Ramirez
What is Mari's endgame?
I just know she is hiding something behind that smug.
Austin Richardson
yurifags are delusional.
Jackson Mitchell
Yui is best
Leo Miller
Yui is best in that she successfully used and played SEELE, her husband, her son, and the entire human race for her own egotistic ends.
Kevin Collins
>Mari was Kyoko the whole time
Cameron Russell
>implying Shinji isn’t best
Henry Jones
/u/ Trannies never disappoint when it comes to cringe
Jeremiah White
>Straightfag
How can you faggots be so retarded that you call straights a homophobic insult? Fuck off to reddit or to at least /u/
Hunter Rodriguez
Hetshitters are actually more homosexual than gays. They can't appreciate pure love between girls because there is no penis involved. They are obsessed with cocks, even more than actual fags.
Carter Hill
This. Even i'm not this obsessed with penis.
Daniel Hill
>Eva literally was originally going to be a /u/ show with Asuka/Rei as the main couple
Huh, so I guess all that official art that shows them cuddling each other didn't just come out of nowhere.
Also, does this mean that Shinji made Eva better, or worse?
Blake Green
This. Any truly straight guy knows that 2 girls is hot. If you find a straight relationship hot because of the girl, then a relationship with 2 girls is really hot. Otherwise you got gay in you.
Same deal with yaoi fangirls.
Charles Hill
>Hetshitters
The fuck even is this name?
And we aren't obessed with seeing shiniji getting butt fucked we want to see Rei getting rammed. At least sound logical instead of proving you are retarded.
Andrew Morgan
>wants to see penis
Thanks for proving my point straightfag
Nathan Nguyen
2 girls are only hot when its porn every straight person know THIS, because Yuri is trash unless it's porn.
Isaiah Peterson
>Thinks straight people wanting to sex is bad
>Thinks straightfag is a insult
Please just committ the 40% already your stupidity is making the boards trash.
Christopher Stewart
shinji was intended from the getgo but was meant to be a girl originally i believe. there's art of him as old as the rei and asuka proto's at the very least so he was included by then.
Sebastian Taylor
Wait wasn't Gendo banging Rei until shit went full Shinji?
Isaiah Flores
Gendo only banged the Akagis.
Rei was just the closest thing he has to a daughter with Yui, so he raises her in his cold hearted way and occasionally lets his autism show when Rei is in danger.
Though the manga does add some odd creepiness into it, interpret that how you'd like.
Easton Clark
Even if they were lesbians, Asuka would still hate Rei.
Anthony Rodriguez
Eva sucks. It's just a bunch of anime tropes sewn together.
Blake Bailey
>all that official art that shows them cuddling each other
Post it. I want to expand my collection.
Cooper Johnson
>Asuka would still hatefuck Rei.
Fixed
Julian King
based
/thread
Cameron Harris
Xavier Hill
Brayden Ward
Fuck off you obnoxious fucking degenerates there's nothing good about dykeshit fucking kill yourselves.
Angel Sanchez
This. We need a Shinji to fuck both of them at once.
Julian Hughes
No, we need a Shinji to get fucked by both of them at once.
Joshua Price
Why so upset hetfag?
Michael Nelson
Perfect. I'll just have to save her from that homo fest somehow and everyone will be happy.
Gavin Evans
Too late.
Mari and Asuka will probably convert Rei Q as well.
Andrew Wilson
this picture is older then half of the board
Lucas Baker
That's not true! Rei can not be converted. She is too pure.
Mason Gonzalez
Being pure means no preconceptions.
She can be swayed so easily.
Thomas Cook
I love Rei but she literally can grow gay albinos out of her abdomen to appeal to the guy she likes, pretty sure she can adjust to pretty much anything.
James Moore
Eva would’ve been better if the girls and shinji were 18.
Then their voices and personalities would be 100% less annoying. Especially shinji who sounds like a fucking girl, god damnit.
Elijah Hall
I feel like that would hurt a lot.
Eva wouldn't be popular if they were adults. Japan loves their barely into puberty teenagers.
Andrew Brown
>Eva would’ve been better if the girls and shinji were 18.
you're wrong, Their characters, and their issues stops making sense if they're no longer kids
Isaiah Wood
Misato still had a ton of the same issues and she is 29
Jack White
Yes but with adulthood it comes experience, Misato don't collapse like a neutron star like Shinji and Asuka does in the end, and even when her problems are similar to their they are still very different
Charles Miller
Would their being lesbians prevent their horrible death and subsequent assimilation into orange juice?
Benjamin Foster
the TANG is inevitable, but they would suffer much less pain
Jace Gomez
>Kaji - Pen Pen
So he goes from being her boyfriend to picking up her sloppy seconds.
John Gray
Depends on how them being lesiban would affect the rest of the series first.
If the start of EoE is still mostly set up the same, I guess Rei would nab Adam off Gendo's hand early, merge as Lilith, and throw Third Impact control over to Asuka.
And then the fate of the human race would be at Asuka's mercy.
Luke Myers
>not a single fucking doujin of Misato not resisting her sexual urges and going down on Asuka
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING JAPAN IT'S BEEN 20 GODDAMN YEARS
Chase Martin
this has subs out???
Kayden Anderson
so does Kaji, ritsuko,gendo etc... but the trigenerational view of Eva showcases how those issues evolve through age into pathologies if they go unaddressed. NGE would lose alto without its teenagers.
Parker Long
those donjons are lost to time.
Easton Martinez
I agree, but then there'd be no reason for Shinji to have repressed and confused adolescent sexual feelings if he felt that Asuka wasn't at least in some manner sexually "available" to his (Freudian) ego.
Dylan Russell
Why would Misato go down on Asuka? She has more chemistry with Ritsuko.
Elijah Ramirez
I like my Mari doujins better, especially if it is Mari forcing Asuka and Shinji to fuck while she watches.
Connor Bell
Fucking bollocks. I've been fapping to Evangelion since I've been able to do it, and there's no such a doujin.
From Evangelimoon to Wet Children to the various Mogudan works to the creepy yet hot as fuck Evangelium Aternalis to the absolute kino that was the various Saigado Works (why the fuck did they stop), I've fapped to them all.
So no, there's not such a thing.
Because she's a horny loser who can only express afection in sex.
Kayden Sanders
You know what would make everyone happy right now?
Noah Gomez
Just give them boobs. They are too flat.
Brayden Butler
Joshua White
Josiah Rogers
I prefer them without dicks
Nolan Smith
>Fucking bollocks. I've been fapping to Evangelion since I've been able to do it, and there's no such a doujin.
>From Evangelimoon to Wet Children to the various Mogudan works to the creepy yet hot as fuck Evangelium Aternalis to the absolute kino that was the various Saigado Works (why the fuck did they stop), I've fapped to them all.
>So no, there's not such a thing.
dude, you might have a problem...
Joshua Brooks
I got the weirdest deja vu reading this post. I swear I read this exact post with the same image posted a week or two ago while I was browsing on my phone after waking up for work.
Connor Thompson
I want summerfags to leave
Kevin Davis
no you didn't, you're just getting deja vu.
Daniel Rivera
If you've only fapped to the hetero doujins you've only fapped to about 40% of eva doujins
Grayson Butler
Throw Rei into the mix and we've got a deal.
Austin White
Someone need to go through SIRP and do a tally of all of these.
Gabriel Collins
misato doesn't have a whole lot of affection for asuka though, she's more or less an afterthought to her compared to shinji
Zachary Flores
And then remove Misato.
David Clark
We all know Rei puts out
Dominic Cruz
She hated when Shinji said he was used to be alone so she took him in, she knew Rei was on the same boat as shinji but never took her in. At least she cared enough about Asuka to take her in.
Daniel Cook
>Rei
>non-white underwear
as if
Aaron Martin
>At least she cared enough about Asuka to take her in.
No she didn't.
Asuka was brought into her apartment solely for the Sync training, and basically just stayed because they already established it as the status quo.
Benjamin Ward
she took in asuka because the plan kaji came up with called for it and just kinda let her keep living there afterwards. asuka was living on her own in tokyo 3 for a bit before that
Jordan Myers
To be honest, I cannot recall if Misato and Rei interact a single time beyond mid-battle orders.
Nathan Perry
If you're going to throw someone out of the foursome, throw out Asuka. Rei and Misato would probably get along well enough, but Misato and Asuka would be at each other's throats in no time.
Evan Scott
Nope. Eva is the story about Asushin love.
Noah Myers
>asuka was living on her own in tokyo 3
Wasn't she with Kaji before that? not even that, they probably stayed at Nerv facilities before she settled with Misato.
Don't remember which episode but at some point she mentions how she's uncomfortable with Rei. and then you see the flashback of how she was right after Second Impact, and she basically was as withdrawn as Rei. Rei probably stirs back those memories in Misato which is why it makes her uncomfortable and why never sought to bring her in.
Brandon Butler
That is kind of messed up if that is the reason.
Misato recognizes a girl that is withdrawn as she was, and makes no attempt to help her.
Bet Misato would have made a fuss if she ever saw Rei's living conditions, but she never even bothered to learn the first thing about Rei past her name and station.
Austin Ortiz
>Wasn't she with Kaji before that?
i don't think so, it doesn't come up and that's the kinda thing she'd make a big fuss about
Adam Nelson
Kaji was just assigned to escort her to Japan. He wasn't her guardian like Misato became Shinji's.
Jason Thomas
>That is kind of messed up
That's sort of my point. Misato's pretty messed up (They all are but we're focusing on her right now). She was pretty self serving as a guardian when it came with Shinji & Asuka, Rei didn't provide similar benefits so she never tried with her even though she probably would have helped her out the most because at some point in her life she was in the same mental space as Rei, but that's a thorny issue for her so she retracted from Rei.
Adam White
>Kaji was just assigned to escort her to Japan.
>don't think so, it doesn't come up and that's the kinda thing she'd make a big fuss about
They don't explore it but the way it makes sense to me is that Kaji would have escored Asuka, they get to Japan and they still don't have a place to leave so they get temporary accommodations at Nerv. Israel happens, they fail and that's when she moves in with Misato & Shinji.
Gabriel Fisher
>leave
I mean 'live'
> Israel
I mean 'Israfel'
Ryan Phillips
>squeezing the one with the "Friend" part from the "Friendship" word printed on her shirt
kek
Ayden Perry
Based and CANON
Aiden Mitchell
Asuka's anus
Elijah Price
Jose Myers
This
Justin Martinez
Noah Lewis
Hey guys, remember when Mari first existed in a swimming Doujin and fugged a super robot pilot and this happened over 2 years before 2.0 was released?
Hudson Sanders
She already got Asuka and her sweet tight anus for 14 years straight, there has to be more to it than that.
Angel Butler
Daniel Edwards
>generic megane is generic
Wow, you don't say?
Leo Phillips
I'm like 90% certain this is official art, but I don't know
Jose Martin
>megane
Glasses, hair, general facial structure Almost a complete match. The hair and eye color are slightly different.
Luis Perez
yeah, same artbook as
Landon Mitchell
Gainax-sponsored ships in this image
Julian Russell
>not Yui & Gendo
What does this mean?
William Reyes
Kyoko a best.
Dylan Foster
Gendo doesn't deserve Yui
Christian Sanders
You mean Gendo didn't deserve what Yui put him through - he deserved better.
Hudson Ross
Gendo is even more like MADAO from Gintama in this manga.
Adrian Reed
is asuka's father in sirp at all, or he still an absentee parent even in a happy comedy au?
Samuel Bell
I forget if its ever mentioned in detail if it was divorce or anything like that, but Kyoko is basically a single mother.
Liam Butler
>I feel like that would hurt a lot.
you don't stab it, rubbing feels awesome tho
Robert Rodriguez
>all of the Shinji/Asuka doujins are over the top and boring in their depravity
>all the Shinji/Rei doujins are basically just her laying there
>Misato/Shinji doujins are funny, sexy, and have actual story to them
What did japan mean by this?
Owen Adams
I think Asuka's dad realized he was gay because looking at Kyoko's body, being able to fuck that even once per month is worth it.
Landon James
if i wanted funny and sexy i'd read kuro tengu
Robert Martin
>Misato/Shinji doujins are funny, sexy, and have actual story to them
Because most of them involve scat
Jaxson Lee
>Kaworu/Shinji doujins are literally drawn by Sadamoto himself
Get on our level, losers.
Luis James
i guess that makes sense, since they're using her manga design
James Hill
We all agree that Shinji is best girl right?
Joshua Wright
It goes without saying
Hunter Anderson
Yes.
Landon Peterson
>can cook
>can do housework
>looks like nadia
yes
William Lewis
Man, even in the happy universe Asuka cannot completely escape parental neglect.
Hunter Perry
Her mom also has a better body
Ryan Garcia
give it a few years
Michael White
it would have been better if Shinji was shown fucking gay angle
Caleb Lee
You are weak
nhentai.net
Leo Lewis
Wtf is SIRP?
Cooper Hernandez
Ian Gray
>When Asuka fought in WWII
Noah Anderson
>official art
Jaxon Scott
How and why is this official art? I'm not complaining, just genuinely curious
John Sanders
they did a series of the pilots in ww2 uniform for some reason, just military otaku stuff i guess
Logan Brown
I want to rape
Jason Gray
Back to your containment shithole
Easton Ortiz
>Being pure means no preconceptions
No. Being pure means cleansing yourself from impurity. Rei can not be converted.
Adrian Jones
>Asuka is shipped with Megumi Hayashibara characters
Adam Morgan
fanart?
Samuel Butler
>EVERYTHING IS GAY
I swear to god every board on this site is getting raided by leftists
Gay people are like 4% of the population, Pride Month is over, just shut the fuck up already.
Lincoln Lopez
/u/ is that way queer
Ethan James
this is official
this is not
Grayson Butler
Kill yourselves, faggots
Kevin Kelly
Sounds like you're the faggot.
Jacob Wilson
>brings up politics unprompted
>post Yea Forums-tier images
>no u
Andrew White
>this site is getting raided by leftists
this is a far left website of hackers in steroids, you were just a fad.
Brody King
What a strange way to clean spilt schmutz from someone's collar
Cooper Peterson
easy there ivan
Aaron Reyes
There is nothing impure between 2 girls.
Rei cannot be converted away from the gei.
Camden Smith
Elijah Martinez
I agree.
Nathan Miller
>tfw found a volume of it in some tiny antique store in the middle of nowhere.
How it'd ended up there is more interesting than it itself in my book.
Alexander Reyes
Samuel Thompson
You just know if Asuka was a boy he'd be fucking Rei 24/7
Landon Clark
Rei is stRei
Liam Miller
Rei is gei
David Baker
/u/fags are a blight on Yea Forums's purity! You, sir! You are a blight! Begone! Sinner, I cast you out into the cold black! I name you unclean! The end times will come not with a bang, but with a sigh. On this great board, the pure shall be rejected, and the /u/fags given their places. And this shall be the beginning of the end. The end times are upon us! Repent and restore your souls to glory!
Cooper Campbell
Nathaniel Myers
You can try converting her all you want, but Rei will not succumb!
Caleb Jones
Rei was meant to be in sapphic debauchery with Asuka and maybe Mari
Ryder Cruz
That would have just been Utena with Mecha and Nanami as a side-love interest.
Christian Flores
Never! She will rise above this.
Julian Gonzalez
>Shinji and Good Friends
kek
Matthew Morris
No. She will go down. Go down on Asuka and make her orgasm.
Jack Jenkins
Who are these?
Samuel Scott
Not true. She is the one, who will be able to resist the corruption. And she will bring salvation, to all of us.
Lincoln Williams
does this continue?
Landon Harris
>the show is shit without self insert-kun
The state of Evafags
I hate /u/ as well, but it's funny seeing shippingfags seethe
Mason Hernandez
Batarians are Reifags?
I should have figured.
Joseph Cruz
Repent! Repent and restore your souls to glory before it is too late! This great board has fallen, and all within shall fall with it! For the blight that is /u/faggotry stains all within its path, and the only chance at redemption lies in Rei. "Bring onto me the anons, that I may watch them grow to soldiers for the cause!" Draw your weapons for Rei my friends, draw your weapons and fight, else certain doom awaits us all! Let not the lesser /u/fags steal our places within the purity. Obey Rei and repent with fire, shitposts and smug Rei pics.
Brody Davis
Imagine Emma Watson portraying Asuka.
Gavin Flores
Too old.
Zachary Edwards
Landon Campbell
Best doujins.
Dylan Gutierrez
>posts picture from 10 years ago
Joseph Taylor
And I suppose them using EVA's abundance of weird tech to make Shinji carry their yurispawn daughters would have made it even better, huh?
Nathan Moore
Lesbian or not, Rei is still not bringing any excitement to their dating life.
Asuka would have to direct her through everything.
Blake Brown
Great idea mr 2008
Adrian Butler
Yeah. I like playing a dominant Asuka on F-List and fucking the hell out of Reis. It's a good ship.
Jason Stewart
>Eva literally was originally going to be a /u/ show with Asuka/Rei as the main couple
Given how dark the hair color is, it's possible that that was the original Shinji.
Andrew Stewart
Rei will be unable to resist, in fact she has no resistance to the sort of thing.
She would never have touched herself before, so the first time another does it will be ecstasy with no comparison for Rei. After a life of few stimuli and many inhibitions, Rei will quickly become addicted to the carnal pleasures.
Carter Gonzalez
No
Jeremiah Ramirez
Nah, that's prototype Rei.
Chase Harris
Yuri is nothing but purity. Rei and Asuka were made for loving cuddles away between each other far far away from the disgusting practices of heterosexuality.
Jonathan Hall
No, it's just some old doujin where the artist decided "I'm tired of regular Eva, how about I do a doujin on the proposal." The outlines I've read made it seem like Asuka and Yui would have a similar relationship as what we got in Eva.
Jonathan Carter
I don't even want to know where this thread went, but from here on the front page, it's looking pretty based.
Cameron Mitchell
17 y/o asuka & shinji from the wild light novel spinoff
Anthony Powell
>Asuka becomes a Eva Unit
>There's a billion Rei clones and one of them is evil and another is a loli
>Shinji is a watered down Kaji
>Kaji is possesed by SEELE
>Hikari gets brainwashed by the EU
>Toji gets a robot arm and engages in lolicon shenanigans with the loli Rei
>Mari is a loli cat girl
What the fuck is this shit
Daniel Carter
Based and yuripilled
Justin Nelson
Don't forget the ridiculous new Eva designs.
And apparently the MP-Evas have the ability to fuse togther into 1 to become more powerful like it is DBZ
Camden Perry
No! Never! You don't know anything! Rei is the savior of humanity, she is the pinnacle of our species!
Jason Torres
it's absolute schlockkino
Cameron Russell
Everything you say is a lie! It has to be. There is no way that I would ever believe you. No way!
Eli Lopez
Why is Asuka riding a motorcycle and leading a pack of woodland critters into battle with giant mechs in the bottom left?
Hunter Cook
>woodland critters
I'd be willing to bet that the one all the way to the front is fucking Mari.
Jeremiah Stewart
It would be Madoka then