Would Monogatari still be enjoyable to watch even if it wasn't softcore porn?

Would Monogatari still be enjoyable to watch even if it wasn't softcore porn?

Attached: tsukihi.jpg (1920x1080, 325K)

It'd be less enjoyable since those softcore porn bits tell a story and establish characters.

It'd be watchable, but it'd take a bit of playfulness from several characters, especially Monkey. Leaving behind probably too dry a series about supernatural elements and wordplay even if Bat still goes gaga for donuts occasionally

yeah probably. It has neat music, both OP wise and in-show, which helps bring it up by setting moods.

Why does Tsukihi sometimes act like a crazy bitch for no reason? Don't say because she is.

Attached: 1423049962954.png (1191x1080, 1.22M)

because she is

She is just a very intense person

Attached: 1507611181860.gif (600x338, 509K)

Because she's not a fucking person. She doesn't understand human morality and logic.

Attached: IMG_18046.jpg (464x1016, 257K)

In a way, yes but you'll lose a lot of character building and interactions.

But she was raised as one.

She doesn't know what archetype she's supposed to be so she goes yandere when applicable.

If I have a story that uses these elements to make the characters work and make them fun, do you think I’ll be stupid enough to remove it?

Monogatari will be 10 years old in two days

Maybe?
You have to understand that Nisio writes the series as a hobby, and the amount of smut per arc probably depends a lot on how lewd he's feeling when writing it. Compare Tsuki to Owari, for instance.

This but unironically. She runs on her own rules.

No, the softcore porn is the whole point. The rest is just a dressing so you can pretend you're not watching softcore porn while you watch softcore porn.

No

Attached: 50be0f5b61b53070d3d3453e1b485166.gif (448x252, 1.56M)

To make my penis the big penis.

Attached: 1414054928081.jpg (1920x1080, 160K)

Why does she wear the kimono?

Easy access

Because she does whatever she feels like at any given moment if the consequences won't be too bad. And Araragi will ultimately let her get away with damn near anything so he gets to see her at her craziest.

Attached: 1475327383973.jpg (715x720, 83K)

no

It's not even softcore as every nipples are hidden.
I think they could reduce the fanservice by 75% and that still would be more than enough:
the characters and the stories are good, no need to slow the pace down just to sell BD.
In fact, I stopped watching it after Hana because the pacing was so fucking slow (not the fanservice fault in that case, I admit).

ITT: people who have never seen Monogatari and only known it through memes.

And what is your educated opinion on the matter?

Attached: thinking man.png (1920x1080, 2.5M)

She even asked Why would araragi fondle her tits at that moment.
What a psycho.

They were right in front of him and he wondered what they felt like.

Attached: 91f.jpg (550x366, 60K)

dumb frogposter

The eye candy is just a dressing for the story.
The anime and manga are both lewd and both good, but the novels are still the best version.

Attached: 4koma.jpg (1280x720, 93K)

Nah, no way. It would fucking suck, all of a sudden.

Attached: 10954590263.jpg (768x720, 79K)

Because she's a big girl

senjougahara is rage inducing. When she first met araragi, she made me want to slap her.

Koyomi may feel boring but the end is worth it. (Watch it before owari)
Owari and 2nd season are awesome with a great finale.

>It's not even softcore as every nipples are hidden.
Someone didn't watch the BDs

Attached: gTUcTkU5pFA.jpg (428x604, 89K)

yes, thought hana would be a lot shittier without it since it always relied on it

What would anal sex with Tsukihi be like?

No, since the softcore porn is deliberate.

It would lose a lot of its character building and eccentric charm, but it would still be good.

its the only kind of female this guy knows how to write

So who wrote all the others?

Honeslty I think it would be more enjoyable inf they cut down on it a good amount especially for characters where it doesn't really add anything. You need to keep it for crab and cat, maybe monkey and bat but that really should be it. Crab is his gf so it makes sense, cat was a high profile love interest so it makes sense their too. Monkey is a pervert so you'd really have to changer her character to lose it and he has a weird relationship with the bat too so that also makes sense. The rest honestly could be cut.

There isn't really any sexual stuff with crab after they start dating, except when it's an arc told from a different character's point of view.

She wouldn't be a very good tsundere if she wasn't rage inducing at the start.

I mean more sexualised scenes of the character. Crab doing yoga comes to mind. Seeing as Araragi is our protagonist it makes sense for him to sexualise her at every available opportunity.

I'm saying she's like the one character he doesn't share his fantasies about. He's happy to play around with others but when it comes to actual intimate stuff he keeps it to himself.

it's kind off implied during off season that they broke up

Which off season?

throughout, just read it

It wasn't until the middle of Second Season that I realized I've been watching softcore porn so yeah.