Where would Shinji take Asuka on a date?

Where would Shinji take Asuka on a date?

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The glue factory

Asuka will probably lead with shinji trailing behind.
She probably would want to do some shopping and ask him how something looks on her while shinji is embarassed to sit in the women's section of a store.
Then they would eat something light and then go see a movie.

Asuka would be happy anywhere they went as long as she was with Shinji.

Shinji would be happy anywhere they went as long as he was with either Kaworu or Rei.
FTFY

Bitch. you don't "fix" my posts. fuckface, never respond to my posts again. There. I can already see you furiously typing a reply. Fuck you you little cretin. You are nothing.

to de arcade.

Probably the arcade or something since Asuka likes those, a small diner.
They'd end it with sunset viewing on the hillside.

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Thats right motherfucker. Look at you scared to post. Scared to reply like a big white pussy. Scared a of a real man. I'll fuck you till you love me faggot.

>Where would Shinji take Asuka on a date?

Dude, Shinji would never ever take Asuka on a date. Have you even fucking watched Evangelion ?

BASED MIKE TYSON SHITPOSTING

To the end of the woooooorld

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nowhere cuz shes dead idiot

Are walks on the beach of the LCL sea still considered romantic?

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Asuka would never cheat on her boyfriend, Kaworu.

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>it's that tranny again who self-inserts as Asuka and ships her self-insert with the literal gaylord

As for where she and Kaworu would go for a date, I'm not really sure.
Your assumption is incorrect, but I'm glad that you're upset.

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Degenerates like yourself will be shipped to Auschwitz.

Just because your ship is awful in every respect doesn't mean you have to hate on a pure and cute one. Get better taste.

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Liberalism is going to come to an end and people will come for your kind.

Youre mistaking a clear NTR ship with the true purest ship

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They make post third-impact snowmen.

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Liberalism is what causes and enables dysfunctional and abusive relationships like Shinji x Asuka, you hypocrite.
Kaworu is straight and homosexuality is a sin.

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Why did the anime ship them so hard?

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what the fuck are those outfits

Liberalism is what allows degenerates like yourself to live and pollute the people's body with your presence.

Keep crying, liberal.

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You are not a woman and you will never be a woman.

Because Rei is for me.

Good. I'm a straight, Christian male and intend to stay a straight, Christian male. Your projection game is weak.

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There is one person on Yea Forums who posts these pictures who revealed himself to be a tranny in the past. It's too late to pretend otherwise now.

I literally saved these images from Yea Forums, you fucking schizo. Can you not read filenames?

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>I renamed my files so people won't be able to tell it's me.
Whatever you say tranny.

>homosexuality is a sin
Cheating is a much worse sin.

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Keep giving me excuses to post. I know you like these pictures.

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Asuka will drag him to a karaoke bar, then be pleasantly surprised when she finds out that Shinji actually has a decent singing voice.

I would rather say you should start your own thread and post them there.

In any case, unlike you I am dead serious: Hegel's pendulum is going to swing backwards and you will be purged.

>FF
>not monster hunter
Did they have to pick the worst capcom game?
I get that asuworu shippers have an IQ of 0, but FF is complete doggy poopy

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Because they're the official pair.

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Okay.
>liking jap cawadooty
Pleb. Final Faggotry isn't even capcom, either.

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You fools aren't seeing the proper solution

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But i'm a jap, and i like monhun because it's unique unlike the dogshit westerners fart out.

It might as well be capcom because theyre shoving FF into every one of their games now.

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Polyamory is degenerate.

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Cute..

t. SEETHING conservashitter

This thread's gonna get narc'd isn't it?

Not while I'm here.

Watch Marmalade Boy and fuck off

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based

Keeping it in-character, Shinji would ask Asuka to choose the place, which it would annoy her. If Shinji could go where he want to, it'd be something related to music. Maybe a classical music concert or some idol concert. Asuka would go to the amusement park because that's what you're supposed to do on dates

Kaworu is straight, he doesn't love Shinji.

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I love Eva poetry.

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This would probably be it

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I don't get it.

ending the world and coming back for each other into a post apocalyptic hellhole is the most romantic thing there is

because it really is like that

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dominatrix dungeon

Nah, that is Rei's thing.

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This

are they posing in front of Rei's face or one of the MP Evas?
Or they just needed a selfie for themselves?

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Yes

they look cute together and that's all that matters

They do? If Shinji and Asuka look cute together, their shippers wouldn't be 98% male. Female shippers are the ones who can see a pairing as an unity aka they're so cute/perfect together. Female fans self-insert too, see shoujo and otome, but they enjoy interaction as well; while male fans are mostly for self-insert as the male character for hooking up with the waifu

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>implying female opinions matter

Amen

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Why is Shinji and Asuka considered a ship when it's basically canon if you watch the show without a waifu bias?

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Shinji is only for setting up a date between Toji and Asuka. Don't deprive him of this joy.

Once others start to come back together I wonder if any of the main cast will ever run into eachother.

I wonder what Asuka's reaction would be if Kaworu told her that she's worthy of his grace.

It's the canon ship. Ships don't have to be unlikely ones

I'm fairly certain she considers him creepy in supplementary media.

This picture is so wholesome and heartwarming it hurts. ;__;

because speedwatchers think teenagers with crippling dependency issues is romantic. Nothing more disgusting.

I can't tell if you are agreeing or disagreeing with me

I have a question. I'm thinking whether I should watch NGE or not. I see at least 4 or 5 NGE threads present in the catalog at all times. I've already read manga like Vagabond,Real, Planetes, 20th Century Boys, Kaiji,Akira, some Tezuka manga and few other popular shonen. So far I've seen a mixed response to NGE . Some people treat it as the gold standard, but I think it's a death note/Code Geass like situation. Teenagers think it's otherworldly but sensible people can find the flaws in it.

Sorry for the wall of text, but does/a/ recommend watching Evangelion to someone who's watched better stuff before?

Yes, it is basically required to be on this board. Get the Sephirotic release off of nyaa. Form your own opinion on it rather than listen to the hivemind.

Fuck you. When China finally invades the US im going to kill you first, fag

I recommend Boku no pico.

yeah but on the other hand if the genders were reversed shoujo and otome fans would love oskar

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Not sure what you're trying to say here, user. Shinji and Asuka don't look cute together? I want to say that male and female shippers think the pairing could work, but maybe you know something I don't.

I finally got around to seeing EoE and I thought it was pretty good. Definitely bstill have some questions but I'm happy for at least some closure.

The reverse gender thing would be a little complicated though. The fangirls would demand Shinjiko's blood for ruining Oscar's dreams and many would prefer to pair him with male Rei

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Kick the homo.

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LAS shippers are overwhelming male. That's a fact. The very few female fans that make something besides Kawoshin-related fanworks tend to go for LRS but that might be for Rebuild rather than interaction.

no way, they love it when characters they like suffer in appropriately tragic and poignant ways, it's like emotional porn.

>LAS
>LRS
Guess I need to lurk Eva threads more because you lost me. The only term I understood was Kawoshin, and of course I'm not surprised most female fans ship that.

Love Asuka Shinji, Love Rei Shinji. It's the japanese (2ch) term for AxS/Asushin and RxS respectively
Personally I don't like using them, people are not familiar with them in the western fandom so you get cases like yours very often. Plus it feels a bit pretentious

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>Most men ship asushin
>Most women ship kawoshin
So the majority of people ship whatever fantasy helps them masturbate. No surprise there, doesn't invalidate either of them.

I see, thanks for the explanation. By the by, I just encountered this post on the other Eva thread and this guy says fujos love AxS. I'm too much of a casual to know what to believe, but it's interesting to read both sides of the argument.

Fujos typically love gay pairings so I'd sooner believe they're all kawoshin shippers

that guy doesn't know what fujo means

The lowest common denominator is the pretty boy to suffer but in a dominant manly way, which mean they're always in control despite his DARKNESS and it's the girl who break down and fall in her knees crying. Besides, girls don't like their husbando to be a second place. A shoujo female lead can't never beat the male lead in any area, no matter how much she tries or if the male lead doesn't try or care at all. It's nature appointing the woman into her place behind the man but the fantasy is to be behind the greatest man. A man beaten by a woman is a loser and like Oscar's antics would make him dreamy, that mean the fandom would blame Shinjiko because reasons.

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>suffer but in a dominant manly way
that actually makes a lot more sense when i think about it, i concede to your superior understanding of trashy shoujo

>2015 t-shirt
>think to myself "oh this must be old fanart"
>realize that current year is 4 years later than the setting of evangelion

fuck

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Invalidate the argument of shipping Asushin because they're so cute together. It's wish-fulfillment for nerds and not even a good wish-fulfillment because it depends on headcanons and flanderization.

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Inside my anus

>Actual love
Maybe
>awkward hate/curiosity/boredom fucking
Yes
I mean what else are they going to do? Sit in awkward silence while waiting for the rest of the world to pop back into place?

The Asukafags freak out with the theory of Shinji and Asuka fucking at some point during the show. They remind me to the stormtroper squad from Urusei Yatsura

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Personally I liked the theory, or at least that Anno wanted to put an awkward sex scene but he couldn't because the production was a fucking mess and the network and PTAs were already after his neck

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How does that theory work? When would they have even banged?

Most probably Anno wanted to added it but never could.

fpbp

yep. 100% fits the 1 shoujo I watched. the girl would do nothing but study an de guy, a weird delinquent who didn't try at all would just get a perfect score on tests every time

The theory is simply is grossly oversimplified interpretation of the surreal sexual imagery throughout the latter part of the show. Rather than seeing these moments and hints as a sort of cerebral thing, these degenerates assume that the only thing this could mean is that that they had sex, which is not only retarded, it's stupid

It doesn't exactly jive with the opening of EoE, either. If anything, losing his virginity to Asuka would have made him less likely to jerk off to her tits while she was in a coma.

Based LAKposter

>and many would prefer to pair him with male Rei
That's putting it mildly, imagine how they'd latch onto the elevator scene alone.

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Sounds very unlikely

Shinji would probably put in a lot of effort in picking the right place but he’d still end up with a boring generic choice like an average restaurant or another overpopulated dating spot. Asuka would appreciate the effort though.
The guy doesn’t have a clue what he’s talking about. Most guys are AsuShin shippers, and most women are fujos.

For dinner he'd cook or make her something special, which would be better than what they could buy anywhere.

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