Why are sword autists always best girl?
Why are sword autists always best girl?
David Lee
Ayden Baker
Laura and Meiya have the same cute archaic speech patterns I like.
Jackson Anderson
>sword autists
hmm, now that you mention it
Blake Gray
Tsubasa is a wing, not a girl.
Daniel Gomez
No swordgirls are the bestOf course that includes the Perfect Cumdoll Altina who is not a whore, unlike that sword autist cave rapist
Ryan Martinez
Wrong, Tsubasa is a sword.
Caleb Hernandez
Because they combine the reliability and strength of an onee-san type with the vulnerability that many of us desire and wrap it all in a relatable package. Who is top left by the way?
Chase Collins
Kei is just an autist who happens to use a sword.
Ayden Powell
Did someone say swords?
Aaron James
Laura from Trails of Cold Steel, it's a JRPG by Falcom.
Isaiah Jones
LAURA RAPE CAVE
Parker Watson
does sayaka get a rapier cause she rapes madoka
Gabriel Kelly
Does she show up in the first game by chance? I have Trails in the Sky (I think the name is?) but I never got around to actually playing it. If she's there I might just give it a go.
Chase Jenkins
No, she doesn't show up at all in the Trails in the Sky trilogy. She first shows up in Cold Steel, which is game 5 in the franchise.
Although, there most certainly is an autist in the TiTS trilogy.
David Perez
Reminder that sword autists use the pommels of their swords to masturbate because they are too retarded to go after their respective love interest. Their hag clits must be bruised from all their rough self-pleasure using swords
Anthony Phillips
Why are sword autists so rare? Every action franchise should have one!
Jace Moore
I don't really think she's a sword autist. She's more of an autist with a sword. A sword autist is so obsessed with swords that it literally makes them autistic. Examples include:
>Shirou from FSN
>Kanami from Toji no Miko.
Isaac Diaz
> he doesn't know
Every blacksmith knows that when a lady knight approaches you to commission a new dagger, you discretely fashion the hilt in a shape that can be used for masturbation. This arrangement is naturally informal and silent, but you just know that you did the right thing when the lady takes on look at the dagger you made her, smiles, licks her lips and slips you 110% of the price you bargained for.
Charles Bennett
I agree. I'm even okay with them being a guy.
Thomas Garcia
Because lacking in any real personality means there's nothing to dislike.
Asher Reed
That's true. Sayaka isn't martial enough to qualify as a sword autist. Your definition though is a bit too restrictive. Under your definition Kei wouldn't be a sword autist either because while she prides herself on her skills, she mostly sees it as a way to achieve her goals rather than a goal in and of itself. But I'd still call her a sword autist because she is a warrior that dedicated her life to fighting to the detriment of her academic and social life.
Brayden Williams
Isn't Saber also a sword autist?
Blake Wood
She's a sword user, and a good one. Shirou's sexual orientation is "sword". Completely different leagues of autism.
Eli Richardson
Henry Scott
Does an autistic sword autist count?
Christopher Davis
Can't forget all these grand autismos.
Dominic Watson
> gleefully surrendered to The Cock without even facing it in battle.
Pathetic.
Nathan Morgan
>the retard Kei being better than anyone
I don't think so.
Leo Nguyen
i think that's proof enough that saber is the perfect girl for shirou then
Ethan Morgan
Hi.
Michael Davis
Can't argue with that logic.
Wyatt Cruz
She is said to be an exquisite swordsman. She's just stuck in a setting where autism and birth are the only relevant factors for power-levels.
Joseph Baker
>exquisite swordsman.
She can't even do math, user.
Jaxon Davis
She doesn't need maths to swing a blade. She's still pretty good even if she loses all the time. It's not her fault.
Thomas Wood
Kek. Now I will always imagine that blacksmiths are peddlers of dildos as well. Are lance autists accepted in this thread as well?
Kevin Perez
Is that the edgy knight from ReCreator?
Jeremiah Moore
No it's Lianne from Kiseki, same series as the sword autist from the top left girl from the OP
Alexander Davis
Julian Turner
TSURUGI DA
Zachary Gray
NOBLE
Henry Hughes
Now this is an actual sword autist
Christian Butler
Which is also an autist.
Asher Nelson
She's not autistic, she's a sadistic psychopath who gets wet when she decapitates people.
Lucas Jenkins
Based OP.
Cameron Reyes
Although Bea is best nazi Kei is second best.
Brody Perry
Jordan Perry
But Marie is clearly the best girl in Dies Irae
Ayden Walker
Blue is best
Jaxon Anderson
Tsubasa is a miracle. A handsome miracle.
Jayden Brown
Laura isn't.
Chase Young
Uncute.
Noah Cruz
Imagine if Laura existed in Ys universe instead, what are her chances since she has blue hair hahaha
Evan Hernandez
user, even Dana failed
Adol the chad only has his eyes on ADVENTURE
Dominic Lopez
cute sword autist
Parker Long
It just works.
Isaac Butler
>sword to lance
>sword autist
Jaxson Stewart
Robert Carter
She knew she couldn't beat the cock so she didn't even try.
William Powell
I really wanted to like the Trails series, but the games are just so fucking boring
Grayson Fisher
*ahem*
FUCK ARSEIDS
Brody Collins
The combat in TiTS: FC feels so boring and basic, but it's pretty comfy going around Liberl and just doing Bracer shit.
Luis Walker
Leo Gonzalez
Or you could play on nightmare and have the combat be frustrating and unfair instead!
Still better than Sen combat though since that's always boring and basic
Robert Young
I don't know how you can beat Nightmware without cheesing it with Earth Wall. Move's so broken it was removed from the entire franchise after TiTS.
Evan Bailey
There're still craft guard and art reflect, they are just much less useful than Earth Wall was in Sora.
Alexander Rogers
Kevin's first S-Craft felt so underwhelming because it was literally just Earth Wall with more range, atleast it's charged up version had 2 guards.
Bentley Perry
It's the best S-Craft in all of Sky though
Jason Lee
Dylan Brown
But they're not, that'd be the genkifags.
Michael Turner
>best S-Craft in Sora
It's literally Earth Wall.
Gabriel Baker
They just are
Nolan Ramirez
Instant double EW on everyone when normal EW is already the most broken art in the game.
Christian Rogers
I want Kanami's cumsocks.
Charles Gomez
It's only double if you charge it up to 200 CP.
Jacob Roberts
As if the people autistic enough to play Kiseki won't also compulsively keep everyone's cp at 200 at all times anyway
Jason Powell
Phallic symbol
Alexander Jackson
>people autistic enough to play Kiseki
I feel personally attacked.
Kayden Foster
>because they are too retarded to go after their respective love interest
Extra Meiya is pretty forceful when it comes to getting what she wants.