Cells at work!

i'm not allowed to give blood, ever

Why?

stop blowing dudes

Your cute little platelet cells only live for 8 days, so they'll be spared from such a horrible fate and die fulfilled and productive.

I hope you're fine and health

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i caught AIDS after one too many session of gay sex

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i dont

American Red Cross apparently does not allow people who used to live in Spain to give blood; mad cow disease and all that

ill start tomorrow for real this time i promise

>American Red Cross apparently does not allow people who used to live in Spain to give blood; mad cow disease and all that
Interesante.

Why didn't they make an episode about bacterial conjugation?
Would've been interesting

they wanted to make a pro-immigration episode instead

How much do they take from you? don't you get a bit dizzy? i think i will like to donate but im a bit sensible to blood and that stuff

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Will we ever get a season 2? Will they ever adapt that black spinoff?

Please I need more cute cells doing cute things.

>one foot is swollen sometimes due to bad circulation I guess
>I have slime in my throat that won't go away for a week now
Do your fucking job bloodcells.

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ew bro stop fucking smoking

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Season 2 was confirmed a while ago.
BLACK translations and OVA never.

based HIV infected user dabbing on parasites who can't pull themselves up by their bootstraps and make their own blood

Mate, if you have actual problems, they'll just send you home.
Once you go to a blood drive you get exmined. A quick test of blood sample, pressure, body temp,...
If anything isn't in order, you won't be allowed to donate. It's as simple as that. So go with a friend/sibling. Worst come, you'll just wait it out and get sent home with a blood test gratis.

if we only we can all be so lucky

I can't give blood, I'm fat.

>>give blood
>did you get money for it? because they sell it :3

I get free movie tickets and peanut butter sandwich crackers

in my country they give you a fucking chocolate bar

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If you fuck your own cels is it incest

Cells at work black should get at anime too

>in my country they give you a fucking chocolate bar
Sounds like a fair exchange, what kind of chocolate are we talking about?

There's a place close by that gives you 75 bucks for your first and fifth visit, and $50 for the intervening ones. As a poorfag, it sounds pretty tempting

some polish shit, at least it's terravita though

but I hate when they organize some charity at the same time and ask for those chocolates to gib them. FUCK

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のヮの

Looks pretty good desu.

I'd like that. I dunno, it'd be nice. It's not like I'm doing anything with this life. I'm not that lucky though.

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god it would be so cute and funny if they did that

haha its funny because he was in love with the dog and not the woman

no the funny part is that the whitecel is staring

user, I can't be sarcastic about that because it was actually funny

I live next to a plasma donation clinic and I constantly have homeless people who think I work at the clinic begging me to let them sell extra plasma. Its pretty fucking depressing because I know these degenerates are selling their life force to buy more drugs.

I have been informed recently that black has been translated up to ch13 or so, it's just not MD because it got licensed

I'd ask why not give them food and stuff, instead, European style.
But then user said 50 bucks a pop, which would be an awful lot of food and clothes.

>I'd ask why not give them food and stuff, instead, European style.
Because they don't want food and stuff, they want money for drugs. A decent number are fat, despite being homeless somehow.

>bros
I hope u die

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>Fallen Angels quit because of licensing
Every time. At least there's only two more volumes to wait for.

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This calls for drastic measures, diverting flow directly to the dick sector.

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Same boat. If you lived in Europe during the 90s you're on the defer list until you have tests done. Not paying for that though.

Jokes on you, I just took aspirin!

I want to infect people too~

No infection allowed!

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ITs sadenning how much potential this has
Imagine if they focused more on black and did all sorts of things like cute disease chans invading the body fighting the other cells with gore involved and deep explanations of how diseases and biolchemical weapons effect the body

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Have there been anymore chapters since the other platelet one?

That's hilarious.

didn't even know you can get a test to prove you're not affected by mad cow. but im not doing that either

What would happen if I inhibited her IIb/IIIa?

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? In my town they are giving actualy quality chocolate, not only this but the day your giving your blood is always free. Also in my college it counts as charity works soo its great on papers.

the platelets are good at their jobs.

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polak robak I see
well the day is free but you need to be able to walk out from the pobór krwi xD
and if you give them some amount, you'll have free bus rides, some medal and a plate

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>College requires you to do charity works
Sounds like an awful place

Colleges does not expect any of this shit, but you can still put those on your papers for good looks.

>blood bank manager raking in thousands a day
>"Heres your chocolate bar user, dont get greedy giving is its own reward"

>requires
nah, it's seen as advantage and gives you bonus points for further level of education

How can they take so much blood from junkie hobos and not worry about diseases?

>give us your blood and we will give you good boy college points
literal demons

>How can they take so much blood from junkie hobos and not worry about diseases?
The hobos obviously lie about not being disease ridden hobos. Blood is in high demand right now so the shadier blood extraction places dont ask many questions.

kawai plaquetes

>Burgers cant understand simple charity work
Who could have guessed.

It's actualy the most unsettling thing i've read in quite some time.

The clinic is owned by some shady pajeet who seem like he couldnt give less of a fuck about where he gets his blood

Im from Europe but nice try
Id donate myself but somehow the people that run charity orgs are always very well off and so are all their friends and close colleagues. Weird how thats always the case

Theyre not getting my organs either, they dont even financially compensate your family for the profit they make of your organs after death

But I guess being a hero is a reward in itself

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when did anyone say they were American though?

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Which clinic is it? I would really use someinformations for professional reasons.

rent free

Can you tell me where you live? To avoid having an accident there.

>To avoid having an accident there.
You know your just outing yourself as a hobo.

lmao not about to tell some random anons my address. Its in a big Midwestern city, thats as specific as ill get.

At least tell me your country.
By the way, you should report the pajeet to the police. He's putting the lives and work of multiple people at risk by accepting blood from hobos who have not been tested..

Thanks, I'll just have to stay away from the midwest in general.

>country
USA, land of the free and home of the for profit blood industry.

I want an anime/OVA so bad

>midwest
Iraq, I suppose.

being on your period does not count

>be me, 18
>get circumcised because it's hard to piss and masturbate
>suffer for a week
>wake up one morning to find stitches popped on the right underside of my dick and this big, dark red thing beneath the skin
>turns out the blood clotted in my dick
It was cold and damp like a slice of beetroot.

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You're a bigot if you don't want to receive a transfusion from someone who is HIV positive.

yum

blood donation easily rejects donors easily because having a donor reaction can be a hassle at best to a lawsuit at worst
that said, considering i lacked sleep, jumped up and down 4 minutes post-transfusion & still walked 4 kilometers yet i never got dizzy...well, depends on your body i guess