Meanwhile in Yea Forums´s classroom...
Meanwhile in Yea Forums´s classroom
Gabriel Fisher
Jackson Wright
*sits in back left corner*
Zachary Peterson
Moooodddddsssss, user-kun is shitposting again!!
Jonathan Bennett
Hey swettie. do you want to be my waifu?
Henry Price
Alright class we got a new transfer student from Yea Forums. Introduce yourself.
>is evangelion worth watching?
Nathaniel Hernandez
B-b-b-baka!
Luke Johnson
hey, we don't like your kind here
Easton Roberts
>"Hey! Did you hear the news? Three girls in sailor uniforms just destroyed an entire city block! And there was some chick in a bikini with a magic wand!"
Ethan Perry
Get the fuck out of my class!
Thomas Edwards
chikoku chikoku!
Samuel Hernandez
How come even in delinquent classrooms no one in anime are total dicks to each other, except in a sneaky manipulative way?
This might just be an American thing but I was in several classes designed for low achievers and "bad" kids and it was just day after day of punches, rape threats, kids threatening each other with their new hunting knives, and so on. Why isn't that a thing in anime?
Benjamin Ward
JESUS CHRIST A METEOR JUST HIT THE SCHOOL BUILDING
Joseph Collins
pffft
whats new?
Logan Long
ah shit,I wasn't fast enough
Benjamin Rogers
>group of kids sperging out talking about HunterxHunter for the eleventh time this week
Jackson Nelson
Ryan Fisher
WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS IN MY DESK!?
Adrian Gomez
>"dude, evangelion lmao"
Elijah Perry
Do Americans actually do this?
I can't believe Americans actually do this.
Are Americans really like this?
Why yes, I am an /int/ crossboarder
Josiah Sanchez
Very true. Even the good public schools use certain categories of classroom like "special ed" and "study hall" more as a warehouse for the violent and emotionally dysfunctional kids than anything else. I had some classes in high school where people were openly chewing tobacco and doing drugs during the class period.
Gabriel Parker
I actually did this the first couple years of college, too bad the only anime fans in my classes were shounenfags
Juan James
What do we do in the cultutal festival?
Luke Jenkins
urself
Blake Phillips
yeah too bad they weren't some dork watching entry level seasonal moeshit.
Connor Hall
>watching seasonal shows
Connor Gutierrez
Jayden Thomas
Haven't seen this particular shitpost in years.
Sasuga, user!
Samuel Sanders
>I'm uzumaki naruto and im goinig to be the hokage one day
>believe it
Cooper Martin
*ignores him for the rest of the day
Isaiah Thomas
Hey, user, who's that weird girl you had with you yesterday? She's pretty cute! By the way, did you hear sensei got fired? I'll bet it was a really steamy scandal!
Easton Kelly
pfftt you'll see
Charles Carter
>keeps ignoring
Caleb Myers
Yea Forums, shut your mouth for a second.
Liam Campbell
gtfo Yea Forums
Jose Powell
*flights away*
Levi Fisher
zzz....the foot bone's connected to the leg bone... the leg bone's connected to the hip bo-huh wait, what'd I miss?
Colton Watson
GUDDOBAI EBURINYAN
Kayden Allen
I don't get this meme. I'm 26, why would I be in a classroom? I'm not a teacher.
Levi Foster
*flies
Juan Perez
>bro hows your parents
Carter Ramirez
What if you are a graduate student? Or if it is for a workplace training?
Henry Green
>tfw you need to fuck ANOTHER user's waifu
Logan Hill
Drawing on the board before the teacher arrives is part of the quintessential High School experience
Joshua Peterson
Is someone going to fuck the teacher?
Eli Gonzalez
>Comes in wearing full armor with a sword and harem
I got hit by a truck like 9 months ago, why the fuck did nobody come looking for me?! Did I even get a funeral?
Jack Moore
you tell me
Jaxson Gutierrez
This isn't the special needs class
Ian Lee
Well this is it Yea Forums, my last post before I an hero. I was going to wait until JoJo reached its season finale, but just like that I do not care anymore. Goodbye Yea Forums
Andrew White
user!
don't be mean
Christopher Thompson
Don't do it user, your checks show that you have so much more to offer!
Christian Hernandez
Fuck you
Jackson Powell
do a flip faggot
Jaxson Harris
Those aren't allowed in class, take those dumb ears off.
Ian Howard
Don't do it, user. Who will fap to all the seasonal waifus?
Cooper Williams
Post pics after you die.
Eli Rogers
NO!
Henry Williams
desu
Jason Mitchell
I alerady have SUMIKA
Logan Clark
I hope you get isekai'd into you favorite anime world user.
Adam Sanders
>Oh, why yes, user-kun, I'am a fan of black clover and bnha.
Carson Thompson
Has anyone seen sensei?
Logan Ross
she's giving footjobs in the bathroom
Oliver Ross
NIG
Brody Wilson
GER
Angel Morales
Daniel Brooks
NIGGER
Grayson Young
>ctrl+F
>no bullying
Inaccurate Yea Forums´s classroom
Ethan Gonzalez
>Wow, i wish i can like two series at once like user aniki
Nicholas Scott
Let's have a discussion, class.
Jonathan Scott
>yes, of course I enjoy moe anime!
>how could you tell?
>battle shounen, you said?
>no thanks, I'll stick to my comfy moe anime
Ryan Phillips
I'm so glad Sensei (Male) asked me to stay after class!
Jack Sullivan
stfu juan, as if shonen isn't the definition of entry level
Leo Garcia
>BETAslutfag
Good riddance
James Green
I guarantee you more casuals know what the flavor of the month moe shit is than black clover.
Henry Evans
I'm sorry for the intrusion! I got invited to attend this girls' club, but she didn't give me the name or room number, would anyone happen to know where it is and what club it is?
James Wilson
How about a quick game,guys?
Michael Perez
Capturing souls my man. COD wrapped up more than several billion hours of game play and others etc.... worth more than any human life.
Alexander Peterson
I wouldn't say that. Went to a ghetto school and in my experience everyone, including the most gangster black kids, followed even less popular shounen that was airing, and yelled about it during lunch. Also Kingdom Hearts and fighting games for some reason.
Robert Wright
SUMIKA IS PURE
Dylan Perry
better than normalfags at conventions who barely watch anime that only talk about whatever flavor of the month moe shit is airing
Austin Walker
Hey, look at this notebook I found outside!
Austin Murphy
Some of you are alright
Don't come to school tomorrow
Elijah Kelly
Listening to drops while teacher isn't looking.
Ayden Davis
Sensei, user gave up on his dreams again!
Eli Cox
You ready, user?
Bentley Sanders
>shounen, kingdom hearts and fighting games
Why this the holy trinity of ghetto neighborhoods?
Brody Taylor
Sensei, here are your crabs.
Joseph Scott
>Well, yes, I'am quite normal.
>darling in the franxx?
>Yes I enjoyed that very much.
>I'm also enjoying hitoribocchi no seikatsu currently.
>black clover?
>whats that?
Dominic Adams
CUTE
Camden Perez
A-are you sure you want to do this? there's no going back.
Jacob Barnes
don't do it user, there is so much anime and shitposting to look up for!
also, gf____
Oliver Bell
but user I already have Sumika, plus isekai
Benjamin Murphy
THIS LOVE LETTER BETTER NOT BE A PRANK OR ELSE
Dominic Lee
OEEH user
I HEARD YOU WERE TALKING SHIT
Dominic Wood
keep fighting, strive for that one moment that will make you happy
its always worth in the end
Joshua Bennett
EH?
Caleb Hernandez
WHO IN THE FUCKING HELL ATE MY FRIES? SAY IT NOW
Eli Stewart
>*crackle* Would user-san from Class 2-B please come to the principal's office? I repeat, user-san from 2-B to the principal's office.
Jackson Perez
I DIDN'T DO NUFFIN I WAS FRAMED
Ethan Howard
Dearest Mother. Today in class, user was a total faggot.
Luis Cook
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU'RE IN TROUBLE
Isaiah Murphy
then what?
Kayden Jackson
I went to one of the best public schools in the country and do you know what we did with those kids? We paid an area technical high school to take them from second period to sixth period every day, our days had seven periods with lunch being one. Of course, the kids who were shit and had wealthy parents, which there were many of, were just sent to private schools if they couldn't cut it and were never seen again. Yet, this meant that by Junior and Senior year all the bad eggs had been weeded out and our class was just an egalitarian romp where everyone partied and no one was excluded, even the kid who made cringey pokemon youtube videos got invited to most parties.
Owen Miller
It isn't,but it was for your friend
Grayson Martin
I'm sorry, were you legitimately expecting someone to come up to you and say something like "you're sitting in the anime corner"?
It's just a seat you autist
Austin Cruz
I've got you covered, user!
Jacob Clark
Dylan Smith
[...]
Alexander Lewis
What the fuck did you do user?
Tyler Flores
user please, give me back my fries it's my lunch
Ethan Rogers
GUYS I NEED HELP WITH THIS MATH QUESTION, WHAT'S 2+2
Blake Jenkins
5
Dylan Nelson
Not him but don't lie to Anons please.
It's rude.
Alexander Lewis
22
Josiah Martin
Hey boys! You guys should watch Madoka Magica if you haven’t seen it yet. It’s probably the best anime I’ve ever seen! I absolutely love MADOKA!!!
Grayson Phillips
We all do..
Landon Taylor
I am the class president
Benjamin Powell
What a faggot
Ian Gray
Your next line will be "Let's kill these fuckers!"
Kevin Green
Looking for Hachiman
Levi King
Don't worry I've got this
2+2=(λ(˜^x h^2 /z0)
[(Ti 1/2e ∆pi^2 1/c^2 /pi ∑]
2Phcx)]+1/16 X > 6
X = 4 > 6
6-4=2
6/2=3
3+2=5
X=5
2+2 = 5
Simple as that.
Xavier Collins
TAKE THIS TRANNY SCUM
Gabriel Price
>Ho my god you have cat hear and human hear it doesnt make sens !!
John Foster
Kek
Christian Scott
It's the prostition club
Austin Smith
Etika please live stream it!
Austin Cook
classroom whiteboard
www.webwhiteboard.com/board/an5kh84x
Eli Miller
~mapo dofuu~
Logan James
Nolan Lewis
That was my cute girlfriend(male) you just harapan'd. You're dead meat, kid
Dominic Ramirez
Liam Nelson
CLASS INSPECTION TIME, LINE THE FUCK UP AND PRAY ANY WRINKLES IN YOUR UNIFORM AWAY
Aiden Flores
>loosens tie
Christopher Flores
by popular vote or electoral
Joshua Hill
Ummm
>teleports behind you, strikes you 58 times in the back with my fists, unsheathes katana and slices you in half
Back the fuck off???
Andrew Murphy
I love you
Cooper Wood
dude where the fuck is everybody? i've been sitting in this goddamn classroom for 43 minutes and nobody is here. 5th period biology, room 19503 - nobody. fucking. here.
Brandon Jones
Room 19503, eh? Let me ask ya something - is that closet door at the back of the classroom closed?
Christopher Powell
Sorry I was hiding in the locker because I was scared
Please don't jerk off in the school, and wipe the semen off the bottom of your desk.
Xavier Fisher
This is now an Yea Forums killing game.
Connor Robinson
no why
no, i knew where you were you weirdo. i do my best to stay away from you.
Caleb Bennett
>i do my best to stay away from you.
I just want a friend
Jason Martin
>no
Very slowly and quietly leave the room and RUN THE FUCK AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN!
Hunter Wilson
Who started this "running with a slice of bread in the mouth" thing?
Jayden Hernandez
calm your masculinity
how about a blow job after class and we forget about inspection time? hmm?
Jack Jenkins
Let's sing a happy song!
Ryder Edwards
I WANT TO DIE
Juan Bell
arghharaghargh
Caleb Carter
anyone want to hang out after school?
Joseph Turner
It looks like a time machine. Hououin Kyouma will need time to examine the evidence.
Joshua Reyes
I've never hung out with anyone after school! C-can I come?
Robert Moore
Want to go bully the deaf girl?
Connor Brooks
Hey guys, this beta loser fag just talked to the most popular girl in our class. Who the fuck does he think he is? Let's teach him a lesson.
Christian Garcia
I'm going to say this once.
Gabriel Moore
no th-thanks. t-think i'll go home and st-study...
Eli Long
Whoever put an eraser to the board I say we use him as a cum dump.
Xavier Smith
Daniel Morales
We was born ready. This is for all the shit they put us through. They said we were bad, well I guess we're bad.
GO! GO!
Lincoln Ward
I-- I don't know senpai... she's nice to me.
Thomas Wright
The fuck is he saying?
Caleb Perry
You aren't the only kids packin', motherfuckers.
Christopher Edwards
Who?
Evan King
What's that song that weird student is always humming, again?
Elijah Bell
I'll bring the shovel
Xavier Cook
I don't know...it's kind of a "hm hmhmhm hmm hmhmhm hmm hmm hmmmm" thing
Owen Clark
How is he weird?
Alexander James
I love user-kun!
Sebastian Reyes
He's saying he's a good character in a shit game
Kimika's pussy for life
Michael Cruz
I love Emilia.
Thomas Hughes
HE'S A FUCKING ROBOT
Parker Moore
James Gonzalez
Ugh can we go home yet? I wanna get back to my VRMMORPG..
Brody Cooper
This user is delusional
Lincoln Gonzalez
So, this isn't the place?
Grayson Cox
Rooftop belongs to me and boys now
Joseph Kelly
Jace Ward
Uh guys I heard that it’s penis inspection day
Christian Bailey
you lucky guys, we girls only get breast inspection day
Carson Brown
Someone make me a girl please
Jordan Cox
>i-is that a cockroach?
Alexander Rivera
Ok,take your pants off
Juan Davis
I hope today there's no exam
Xavier Johnson
You heard right. Pull your pants down so I can get a good look.
Bentley Rivera
This is your current principal.
Say something nice.
Cameron Martinez
I thought this would be like my Japanese animes, but this class is so USA that I'm getting fatter by the minute
Adam Russell
Check 'em.
Since I done need to.
Julian Rivera
what's a japanese?
Nathaniel Kelly
Fuck.
Colton Taylor
Some of you are alright
don't come to school tomorrow
Josiah Taylor
Ohhh fuck, this is the worst guys.
Valentine's Day is coming up, and i know no girl will leaveme any chocolate, not even obligation ones.
Carson Barnes
normally no one sits in the corner so of course its the anime corner
Lincoln Gray
That's because you're an ugly faggot
Noah Scott
I know that feel bro
Justin Evans
Sensei, user called user a bad word!
Gavin James
I'LL LEAVE YOU CHOCOLATE, user-KUN
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
David Miller
Stop being a faggot then
Benjamin Powell
Well,maybe he should stop being a faggot
Connor Hall
100% can confirm as a former public school teacher, as well as a home hospital teacher (The people who teach injured/long-term suspension/incarcerated students). School board caters to the people who vote them in and give them money, which is parents and more specifically rich parents. There are good administrations, but odds are, if you live in a rich or poor area/inner city, your administration either is trying to keep documented discipline down, without disturbing the status quo by bothering parents so the kids run all over you, or they don't give a fuck because the student base is totally fucked and its not worth it to them to actually fight it and do their jobs.
Decency and discipline isn't taught to American children by most parents, and they hate anyone calling them out on it so they push the blame onto everyone else. The system and the parents both just want to push them through and not have the kids be a total disgrace that reflects poorly on either of them.
Perception is reality: The True American Dream.
We also have a shortage of hot as fuck cake teachers, which is a terrible waste to us who both work in the schools AND have a teacher fetish. Need more anime of this as well.
Logan Morales
Kill yourself.
Jace Perry
GETTING TOLD TO KILL MYSELF HAS GIVEN ME DESPAIR!
Sebastian Baker
I'm starting a club, anons.
Who's in?
Sebastian Long
Don't worry, you can take the day off!
Here's your substitute!
Sebastian Jenkins
Want me to buy you some snickers fucboi
Grayson Rogers
So user, I heard that you came back after getting Isekai'd. Did you rike it?
Levi Rodriguez
The game sucked it was glitchier than a bethesda game.
Brandon White
>glitchier than a Bugthesda game
>somehow survived
I call bullshit, right the fuck now.
Kayden Phillips
I'm afraid I can't do that. There's only one onee-sama for this student.
Ethan Hall
My ability was save state abuse.
Mason Wood
Camden Gray
I'm dropping out. I'd transfer but the closest schools are even worse than this one.
There's just more to life. Has to be. I'm going to find it or die trying. Going to die anyway.
Whatever. I'd ask you to wish me luck, but we know that ain't happening. See ya 'round, faggots.
Connor White
Goodbye brother, my best wishes
Jonathan Taylor
get your fucking eyes checked, bro. Next you'll start saying his brother is a cell phone.
Tyler Rodriguez
That's not nice, Mechazawa has a great personality
Dominic Flores
*sits in the front right corner*
Joseph Evans
Why not?
Xavier Morgan
Looks stylish. Might as well use it.
Don't forget to write down your name in case of emergency.
Noah Morgan
Asher Butler
oh come on
I dont smell that bad
Grayson Gutierrez
Anybody up for a manly picnic?
Gabriel Anderson
Guys, that girl with the weird eyes is glaring at me again. I think she's up to something.
Grayson Lewis
>tfw going to nip college on monday
see you later losers.
Christian Garcia
Umm teacher.. they're at it again
Cameron Evans
>Anons kill each other fighting over the window seat
>Other anons dye their hair to look more like main characters
>Traps everywhere
Sensei, I want to transfer classes.
Samuel Reed
Sensei, I want to take his place.
Oliver Flores
My seat is empty. I'm the hikikomori student that skips school.
Jaxson Morris
Guys i think Freddie is trying to tell us something
Lucas Williams
This in itself may seem correct, but you're missing the Gouin factor in your equation.
Now, where do you place it? You should be able to solve this.
Joseph Torres
Oh, it's just Gregor-kun!
Cameron Sanders
Did I miss something?
Daniel Edwards
Josiah Kelly
FINALLY, I'VE MADE IT BACK TO Yea Forums
ALRIGHT RANMA, I'M HERE TO CHALLENGE YOU!
Jason Wright
This isn't Yea Forums
Connor Diaz
Who is Ranma?
Nicholas Rogers
HEROCHADS RISE UP!
Elijah Barnes
I'm scared. All my classmates are jerking off.
Connor Robinson
You mean I've gotten lost AGAIN?! Dammit, at this rate I'm gonna be late for the challenge and never hear the end of it! Fine, which way is Yea Forums, user?
Jackson Taylor
Two blocks down from Yea Forums on the left
Jack Butler
Ian Carter
But we go to an all boys school?
John Roberts
Ìt's okay. When I'm wearing a skirt, I'm a girl.
Luis Adams
>Tadakuni was just talking to himself in the mirror again
You guys are dumbasses.
Austin Rodriguez
Skirts?!
Bentley Morgan
I thought for second there Miki-chan was a Cazador.
Fuck Cazadores.
Ryan Flores
Has anyone seen my panties? Their blue and have a cat and bear printed on the back.
Justin Williams
This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair
Sebastian Bennett
>seasonal
Brayden Cox
This means that you are displaying behavioral problems.
Owen Walker
*slams door open*
OHAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU
Tyler Nguyen
I think he’s a robot...!
Joseph Collins
Kaichou! Kaichou! user's reading dirty magazines!
Charles Bailey
hahahaha anyone hear how dumb that deaf student sounds when she talks ahahahahaha lets fuck with her hearing aids hahaha
Nolan Robinson
Aiden Lewis
*walks into the men's bathroom and unzips pants*
Hunter Wright
Last two digits is what you got on the math test
Henry Kelly
REKT
Carter Brown
Ne, user-san, how does my uniform look? I hope it doesn't look weird.
Lucas Edwards
Can't wait for my English class with Ms. Baker.
Kevin Price
Kurosawa was such a piece of shit manga. No way in hell anyone would ever accept him back into their circle in any capacity after what he had done.
William Edwards
Sounds like somebody had their flute jizzed in.
Wyatt Nguyen
Don’t forget that we'll always support you so you can come back any time when it gets too hard!
Anthony Anderson
God I wish.
Eli Clark
>you will never roam the streets of kyoto at night with your qt abusive household autism gf because she doesnt want to go home
Carter Thomas
the feel of no kyoto gf is a terrible feel
Andrew Brooks
but it wasn't the men's bathroom
Juan Fisher
>classroom is empty
Finally I get to lose my virginity to my suicidal waifu's desk
Nicholas Roberts
Patrolling the hallways almost makes you wish for a summer holiday.
Connor Harris
I wish the occasional hunger thread was allowed... When were they banned? (/trash/ is trash, not the same at all)
Nolan Cooper
Is he the guy who keeps putting up malware on the notice board?
Joshua Martinez
I'm going to confess my feelings towards user-kun!
Jose Kelly
*holds up a notebook and it says the following:*
"Hello everyone, i'm new in school. I hope I can become friends with all of you."
Andrew Kelly
I know I'm late, but can't you overlook it just this once?
Dylan Sullivan
Depends where you live. In the US normies are on the MHA hype train, but in Europe BC is more popular. In East Asia, Boruto takes the lead.
The only places where moe is truly dominant are obscure Oceanian islands.
Benjamin Myers
The worst type of troupe in anime
Juan Garcia
Damn man sorry, we thought you were sick so we had class rep send you homework.
Speaking of which where is she?
Jason Nguyen
Some of you are not completely retarded, don't go to school tomorrow
Cameron Gonzalez
ORA! ORA! IKIMASEEEEEEEN.
Angel Russell
Everyone thinks I'm super smart and studious, but I'm really an average slacker. I hope no one finds out.
Ryan Johnson
>an entire class of /literally me/s
Holy shit that poor teacher.
Jaxon Ortiz
I want to die
Gabriel Morales
u still alive?
Gabriel James
what are you doing you idiots? the school festival is around the corner! what are we gonna do?
Joseph Baker
Let's do a maid cafe!
Colton Brown
Haunted house
Colton Morris
>Not coming to their class, roasting them to the point of no return and then crush their mentality to pieces
Elijah Young
Really?
James Lopez
a haunted maid cafe
Hudson Smith
>Not just ignoring them
You still have a long way,user.
Ian Kelly
I'm just curious what would happen if someone calls on their bullshit and BTFO them completely
Ayden Perry
BTFO who? Edgelords or teachers?
Easton Jenkins
Wrestling events, let's invite Wolfcuc and Carter from class Yea Forums for our event
Blake Johnson
Edgelords
Nolan Price
Second from the back left, next to the window.
Kyon's seat is now my seat
Michael Jackson
3 of them are just insecure introverts and would just go more into themselves so you kinda made them worse
The fourth one is a terminator and would destroy you
Julian Price
Sasuga user-senpai!
Jason Gomez
HAII, sensei I have a question.
Is there anyone who can beat Madara Uchiha?
Thomas Price
I bet if he smelled you he'd be on his death bed pretty quick, user.
Elijah Bell
TODAY
Parker Morales
How did you do on the test, everyone?
Liam Diaz
What's the point?
Dominic Hughes
Sensei! boogiepop is on the rooftop again!
Ryder Myers
>at least 2 questions correct
>1 mark
Isaiah Ross
I drew on the whiteboard while the teacher wasn't looking!
Logan Ramirez
Everyone did, user
Oliver Flores
The student council president.
Noah Edwards
Is a cockslut
Lincoln Howard
Hey nerds? Do you guys think is Goku destoryed an entire city but then felt bad about it and asked for forgiveness that Vegeta would even care? Like would he get all sentimental about it and fight to the death like Goku would if Vegeta did that?
Alexander Torres
Don't you dare say such things about my gf!
Adrian King
user come to the front of the room right now - we all now it was you who is responsible for this bullying that has been going on
Juan Foster
mind your own business
Jason Martin
On the way to school.
Gabriel Lewis
Damn, I'm late to the party because I overslept again. I didn't even have time to grab some toast before I ran to school. Did I find the wrong whiteboard?
Aiden Roberts
>going to school
>no being homeschooled
Fucking normalfags get the fuck out of my class.
Jaxson Turner
Okay, class, next up, we'll be learning about child development milestones.
Starting off with an easy question: At what age do people normally tend to be out of diapers?
Adam Rivera
No some faggots erased the board a few times while we were out eating burgers at WcDonald's.
Josiah Reyes
>on the way to school
Hey user! Yea! You. Come here.. life is hard right? You’ve got school and exams are coming up. You’re not certain what route you want to take in life? You’re getting molested on the train and your friends are all dating already and leaving you behind. I get it. What if I told you what I could help you out? What if I told you that I could grant you any wish you wanted? How does that sound? You have the potential to become a powerful magical girl user. I’ve never seen somebody with so much karmic destiny. You’re special. You could become a GOD if you wished it. You’re not like the other anons in this thread. I believe you have the power to make all your dreams come true. All you need to do is make a wish. It’s that easy. Really! It is. I can help you achieve your dreams, user. Will you trust me? Will you make a wish?
Caleb King
Sensei, I don't feel so good... may I please go to the infirmary?
Joshua Clark
Christ, you can't trust this rowdy class for one minute. I'm buying my Kyoto Fried Chicken before class next time.
Angel Perez
Hey user, do you want to walk home together with me today?
Christopher Cruz
Another word for eleven
Julian Morales
But im a boy
Chase Sanders
In the Madoka universe anybody can contract. Teenage girls just have a higher emotional output so Kyubey targets them because their hormones are out of control. A guy can contract though. There’s no rule against it.
Anthony Garcia
t. Kyubey
Dominic Morgan
Even Jews. In the Madoka universe Anne Frank was a magical girl.
Tyler Watson
Could a guy get a cute dress like Madoka's? Asking for a friend
Christian Hall
A guy could just wish to be a magical girl and he’d just turn into one if he really wanted. It would be kind of a waste though because no matter what wish you make you get basic magical girl powers. The only thing your wish would achieve is turning you into a girl. You’d be better off wishing for shape shifting powers. It would be harder than normal to fight witches because you’d have to rely on normal magical girl powers but it’s still possible.
Tyler Morales
A lot of people say Sayaka’s wish was dumb but it pretty much gave her wolverine regeneration so it wasn’t that bad.
Thomas Bailey
That's because most delinquents don't want to fuck over their families since you will be ostracized if your child is a murderous degenerate because it is your fault that it ended up shit, unlike with Americans where parents are put onto a pedestal for no reason removing most if not all of their responsibility on a societal level.
Sebastian Reed
But every magical girl gets an outfit,so how would it work for a guy? Would he get a dress or do they get a different kind of outfit?
Adrian Jenkins
Why does it seem like there’s conversations about Madoka in about half the threads on Yea Forums? Did something happen?
Isaac Cook
I’m guessing it’s something they subconsciously create so your guy outfit would probably be something that you think looks badass in your head.
Luis Butler
>and it is vaguely implied that the whole fuckery is the fault of meguca suffering
well it is implied that most bad things are because of meguca suffering to death, just like most good things are because of megucas contracting.
Grayson Gomez
user would probably come out looking like Kirito from SAO.
Bentley Bennett
i didn't mean to quote anything
Elijah Kelly
Magicals are pretty strong in that universe. A magical could fuck up an Eva.
Easton Campbell
AOTD,also magical recod came out in America yesterday
Colton Hall
*sits in the seat in frot of the back left corner one*
*stares outside*
Liam Martinez
Damn. Really? On the normal App Store?
Noah Jackson
>magical recod
What's that?
Parker Perry
the gacha mobage that will get an anime sometime in the future,
Justin Thomas
Yes,in both America and Canada (i believe)
Gachashit of megucas,so like FGO for Madoka.What's that? You wanted the 4th movie?
Jack Taylor
what the fuck why is the transfer student a monkey?
Elijah Reed
He is just hairy,there is no need to be rude
Kayden Thompson
>You wanted the 4th movie?
But user they are collecting money with gacha so that they can make a really really good movie, i am certain they will not dissapoint us
Robert Green
tick=wrong in weebworld
Kayden James
Earliest I can think of is Project A-Ko (1986).
Isaac Lewis
Sounds good.
Wanna get some after class?
Elijah Mitchell
>pillar men
>school rooftop
>during daytime classes
Your gains have betrayed you swolelords
Liam Scott
Adrian Jenkins
>Not waited until Jojo part 7 get animated
fag
Blake Davis
You Work part time in a local restaurant and this guy refuses to pay, what do?
Robert Morales
I love being at an all-girl school!
Luis Lewis
Serve him a protein-filled dessert.
Noah Perez
I call this guy,dine and dashining is a serious crime
Wyatt Morris
HAHAHAHA bow before me the great demon lord user-sama, I shall sit on the dark throne next to the hallway and await the end of times.
Leo Bennett
tell him to take care of his daughter
Jeremiah Davis
Fuck i'm late
Julian Jenkins
Lets go to the beach later and let old faceless men stare at us!
Aaron Clark
I'd summon his twin to beat him into submission.
Jaxon Gomez
Crossdressing maid cafe!