We all know what Tomboys are for, but what are Cakes for?

Die.

Footjob.

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where did you clip this from?

Fattening

Wow, rude.

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anal sex

That doesn't look like a work appropriate outfit.

Taking responsibility!

hal?

Cakes are for relationships in which both parties understand the pressures of time exerted upon those who seek to start a family yet also still wish to cultivate a wholesome and romanticized love regardless of how naive and selfish it may fundamentally be.

the answer to these threads is always NTR

>no Onee-san to tenderly molest you and eventually take all of your firsts

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Getting drunk, taking their virginity, impregnation.

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>getting drunk, taking your virginity, impregnation
Fixed

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According to Urban Dictionary, cake is a reference to a nice ass on a woman but what do you mean by it OP?

Some people here are focused on breasts.

Lurk more for 2 years

They're called Christmas cakes.
Cakes for short.

I looked it up on Urban Dictionary. Okay I get it now. They can include roasties.

Well seeing as how some women in their late 20s are still fertile, they can still get married and have kids. They are also more likely to be interested in a mature relationship.

who said those need to be mutually exclusive?

>they can still get married and have kids.
>siding with roasties
lmao
KYS retard.

You are all just horny at this girl co-worker in your office and just pouring all of your lust to a 2D counterpart.

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Love.

Mine was actually not tomgirlish at all. Dont know where this comes from, honestly

I was not talking about dating roasties. I was talking about sophisticated women in their late 20s who have not allowed themselves to become sluts or whores.

I don't work.

What a fucking cuck lol

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Cakes for where you go when you decide to ditch your trash tier tomboy.

I was not talking about dating goddamn roasties. Quit projecting.

I'm actually referring to the sudden interest of some Yea Forumsnon on office ladies.

Oh this one's easy. You're just envious at these girls working and just want to acquire what you don't have by romancing them.

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Why do teachers make such good cakes?

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Nope.

getting married asap breed&move to countryside

I would if I could ;_;
Were are the desperate single cakes that porn sites keep offering me??

Jokes on you fag, there are no women at my job. I'm just in the age bracket.

they're not THAT desperate user

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>NTRing a cake with a younger girl
Disgustingly hot

>NTRing a tomboy with a delicious cake

sounds lovely.

Lurk more
Based
Faggot spoonfeeder intermediate newfag

>spoonfeeder
You still don't fit in, candy-assgot.

Post tomboy cakes

Cleaning their apartment

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Waking her up in the morning for the breakfast you made
Telling her to give her best at work today
Sending her cute text messages throughout her workday
Heat up the bath before she comes home
Eating her favourite dinner together
Humming her to sleep while spooning only to repeat it the next day

>sudden

Yea Forums has had hag threads for years

Nana is cute CUTE!

>thread dies again

Much like the cake's chances at marriage before 30

Stop being so cruel.

I-i-I'll ma-marry them!!
I'll marry them all!

Seducing younger boys

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She looks like an old man. Disgusting.

NTR.

That's cake in burger and Spanish you reddit, lurk moar

>wont call someone a faggot
faggot newfag is being a faggot and a newfaggot at the same time. imagine that. lurk moar or kill yourself. Or both.

Making younger boys feel awkward

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>white button top
>black bottom
Why is this so best, besides the way it shows off the tits and ass contrast of top and bottom? Why is sleeveless so much better than sleeved too?

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They're for making children with so we can bring them happiness before they truly expire.

Saving Humanity through lewdery

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One of the shittiest fetishes. That and farting.

Brown tomboy elf cake wearing a sundress and a hat

>250 years old
>cake

Breeding, just like tomboys.

Growing old(er) with their loving hakujin boyfriend who saw the beauty in them when no else did; so, me.

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Slowly gaining some chub as their metabolism slows down and their diet doesn't change.

Ignoring.
First of all, why the hell are these hot, busty, sexually active females don't get courted by a man? Because there's something wrong with them! And the primary reason being that they are really bad mother candidates. They're loud, like to get drunk, like to have fun more than being a dutiful wife, and just being plain unfeminine. They may have fucked with one or multiple chads at some point but why won't these chads marry them? It's not because those chads like to fuck around and not settling down, it's because DEEP DOWN THEY KNOW THAT THESE THIRSTY CAKES WON'T CUT IT AS GOOD MOTHERS. So what happens to them? Just pump and dump. Real chads know what's the best for them and it's maternal goddesses like Funabori that they would marry and make a big family with. Tl;dr cakes are worthless and you should feel bad for liking them

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Best cake

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Sex under the blankets in missionary position for the purpose of procreation, lights off socks on. Cuddling afterwards

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>socks on
Ewwwww
Why

It gets fucking cold at night user, wearing them helps me not wake up with cold feet.

>Researchers at the University of Groningen found that 80% of couples reached orgasm while wearing socks while only 50% managed to climax without socks.
>Their reasoning is simple: wearing socks, in addition to keeping you warm, help the blood vessels in your feet dilate, allowing for improved blood flow. This not only helps you doze off more quickly, it also facilitates earth-shattering orgasms.

satan, confirms sex with socks on is evil, as are orgasms apparently.

>am i fitting in yet

What coworker?

Forced prostitution, piercings, tattoos and degradation.

What is it with cakes and chocolate? I remember the woman in Garden of Words tried to seduce an innocent boy with chocolate and her feet.

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>posting korean 3DPD garbage in Yea Forums

you need to exit the premises sir

Damn I didnt know he got his own manga. Thanks user.

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How dare you use Funabori for your shitty opinion

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Being tomboy cakes

Dealing with their crap as your boss and taking ridiculous requests from them all day and using all that built up kuyashii frustration to eventually pin them down in the office after four hours of overtime when it's just the two of you and give them the dicking of their lives when they push you past your breaking point, imagine how happy she'll be when you finally crack and just manhandle her body that's starving for your seed.
I'd bite on her neck, smash her pussy into cream, lick on her armpits, suck on those nipples like a damn vacuum, take all the sensations of sweat and fluids in through all 5 senses, and make the woman who was just commanding me to finish her spreadsheets my little fucktoy

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Asian girls are not 3DPD, cry harder roastie.

Should cakes be naturally dominant or submissive.

All real girls are 3DPD.

Building an empire that caters to their fetish.
Based shota chads being nostalgic for their childhood.
>He didn't want to fuck older girls when he was 11

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Oh yes they are. The slut about, they manipulate, they don't know love.

Now I have a boner.

t. pic related

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Why are you so assblasted about chink whores? They're aren't any better /jp/ fag.

>tfw no onee-san to that will pamper you bc life is hard and I want to die

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death

nice

its posted fairly often, you should be able to find it easily in the Yea Forums archive if you search by image md5

Ignoring. If they´ve stayed single this whole time, they´re most likely just as worthless as this whole board

false
Saki is only 24 and will never become a cake

In order to ascertain what it means, the faces need to be studied in more detail. The refraction of the light within the glasses allocates more of a particular realm and has more with time dilation that compared to the other. As to answer why, the reason remains unknown.

The corner describes another instance in which the shadow of the temple regarding the facial structure eats away at them simply. Therefore, it should be noted that despite all this, the realm of reality and fiction in which they exist cannot simply be explained with simple precautions but must be known.

Behind that, behind your vat of blood, there lies it. The God of it all demands the dragon of the golden crown to eat away at the vat of blood and feces. The God of the machinations dislikes the scripts and upon the screen of death, hates that with the passion of death. The abyss and the void of death clings onto the void of the screen. The abyss and files within the abyss cling to the vat and the refraction of the light continues to press forward onto the screen and mirror of disrepair. In order to properly contain it, the addendum of time must be added onto the dilation of the screen and exit out onto the God of machinations and the fiction must be coincided with them. The screaming and the void.
>Regarding the void

The simple equation is resulting of about a life to another. A mammal in which is equal to that of a fox equals about a human life. So, a cow with a head of a pig can thus equate to about two human lives. Therefore, you can say that the lives in the escape of the exit can see forward through the abyss and into the vat of blood and feces of about two human lives. Therefore, it should be stated that the life of a pig with the body of a cow can be seen with the lens of a pig with the body of a fox. With the abyss, it cannot be understated. Therefore, it should be with Lain instead. Inside the machinations of it, lies the fiction of the refraction of the light.

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they are for rich corporate bald fat men.

k

Fucking This.

Raising cats and drinking alone.

Oh, yeah, this too.

Men their age.

7/10. Teach me the way of the (You).

The answer for anons like you is always kill yourself

good answer

>You wanted chocolate, right?~

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Foot jobs

Is she planning to ride that guy's cock before the redhead can pussywhip him?

Fucking wow. Who knew...

I tried and it didn't work

My quest has been a failure

Gib source pls

me

It's always funny when they lie about their age.

If you're the sympathetic sort you can make her feel like her life at long last has meaning by helping her finally have a kid.

Fuck bros...

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W-what is he paying for?

Pump and dump.

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>employment

its fairly good actually this one..

this is ntr I'm sure of it.

it's not
that's his aunt, and she's not married

You can have all the cakes. They are already rotten fruits in my eyes.

he does a fair amount of ntr so hence my, confusion.

fruit is sweetest before it rots.

Guys what if tomcake

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NTR

>tomboys
>cakes
fuck off with your idiot language.

Cosplay?

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>socks on
very nice

Fuck off if you don't want to speak English, then.

Paizuri

I've cum so many times to this

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>knowing this is NTR
>stil wishing it was you

Do you know what's the worst? When your boss checks your profile on social media.

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Challenge her to a game of dodgeball, lose gloriously, and then later on challenge her to another game of dodgeball when her envy for all of her friends getting hitched reaches critical mass and she goes full one-winged angel complete with a floating demonic cathedral and an army of super powerful demons.
That's how love and dodgeball work, right?

Aunts are great

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based

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My industry is a sausagefest and the only women in the office are old crones from HR or obese 3ft tall Pajeetas

Bullshit, I can't sleep with socks on

Young men

Or you could stop being difficult and just deliver sauce?

>Help! My older brown elf tomboy Onee-san who only wear sundresses and bullies me by fondling my junk at random moved to Tokyo to pursue her career and after finishing my degree I also ended up in Tokyo and by coincidence happened to work for the same company as her except now she wears skirtsuits instead of sundresses and behaves in a more feminine and professional manner but she's still a tomboy on the inside and keeps bullying me by grabbing my junk when nobody else is looking and sometimes she takes me out for drinks after work and complains that she's almost 35 and still doesn't have a boyfriend but I don't know why she keeps complaining to me when she's so beautiful and any man would kill to be with her???

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Bullying them about how they'll never get hitched

Young delinquent boyas

Where's this from?

Marrying and impregnating.

you could try not being retarded

Not this user but none of the search engines found it.

The problem here is that I don't know if this is just satire or a real LN title.

Unironically: love, care and lots of empathy. These women, mostly for business and career reasons, have put aside companionship and love. They will melt like cheese when they see that some guy offer them those things unconditionally.

And dicking of course. They miss that too, feeling like a woman. But they need emotional care first and foremost.

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this

>Oh this one's easy. You're just envious at these girls working and just want to acquire what you don't have by romancing them.
lol what. why are armchair psychologists so eager to show everyone they are retarded

throwing out

Why would you offer unconditional love and care towards a woman whose eggs have all but dried up already. Don't make babies with women who wasted their youth working or fucking around. And if your goal isn't to make babies then why the fuck are you looking for companionship at all?

wow, that was hard

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Because I respect women that have achieved great things with their worth and have made sacrifices. I don't want just a hole to find for my future children.
I also find 30+ women easier to communicate with. They usually know what they want at that point in their life. And this often translates to experience in general...

It's also cute to make them feel like a little girl again. I guarantee you that women will recognize that and return that kind of favor you're doing to them tenfold to you because of their vanity/drive to look desirable.

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>to look desirable
to feel desirable

making tomboys, obviously

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Women not making babies in their best babymaking age is literally the biggest problem of the western world right now. It means that the children on average are less healthy and we have a harder time replacing the big elderly age groups who're reaching retiring age. You should respect the women who're looking to make babies and want to start a family instead of wasting their fertile years.

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You're examining it from a strictly realistic "West-centric" POV. Don't forget the board we're in.
Just because the West hasn't regulated the matter of the women in the workforce properly and has let it become a problem, doesn't mean that it's everywhere the same. Or that a talented woman that wants to work and pursue a career in the field she likes has to be held back. Also, not all people want or are fit to become parents.

evolution

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Impregnation
Cheating
Breaking up when she gets too old

Thats what cakes are for

Well Japan is definitely suffering from the same problem.

EVERYONE suffers in Japan from the merciless workrates, not just women. I'd even say that guys have it the worst since societal pressure is even greater on men there due to the archaic responsibilities that their gender has established in Japanese society, unfortunately bringing often...terminal results on them.

I think user was trying to establish his oldfag credentials by using the old filter for faggot

>Not taking responsibility

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Not taking responsibility is the hottest thing to do, shed secretly love it

Japanese culture refusing to evolve is definitely a big part of it but pushing women to join the workforce certainly doesn't help it. It means there's more workers so there's more competition which means employers have an easier time replacing someone if they can't keep up and they can also afford to pay less.

you're a fucking reddit cunt. how about you go back to where you came from?

Ok, but women working is not their primary problem, that what I'm trying to say user.

finding a partner, having children and living the happy live they deserve to have

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youre welcome

I wonder when this will come back

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nobody deserves love and happiness, I dont consent

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>Why is sleeveless so much better than sleeved too?
Bare shoulders are extremely inviting to hold and it emphasizes how just thinner a girl is. Bonus points when almost everything is covered up with clothes except the bare shoulders.

>Women not making babies in their best babymaking age is literally the biggest problem of the western world right now.

A lot of women have to work now to help the family make ends meet. They're not on social welfare and have to pay taxes. To have western-style families takes a lot of money to pay taxes, provide more than just nourishment and caloric food for the children, and amusements. They're not satisfied with raising kids on social welfare and subsidized housing.

After all that, there's no incentive to have a lot of kids as that is more expenses. Contrast that with social welfare families that are rewarded for more kids under the age of 16 in order to maintain the free subsidized housing. All they need is to keep at least one child of 16 or younger in the household until they reach retirement age. Then they can claim permanent disability or Supplemental Social Security which does not require those people to have ever worked. It's the job of the conventional western family to create the inventions and tax earnings to pay for the people who do have 5 kids or more in their families.

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wishing happiness to others despite your own misery is a sign of greatness

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>Yuri between a cake and a tomboy
Has it been done before? Because it sounds nice.

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You are men of both taste and prestige
The only thing I would add would be kissing

Chainsawman did cake right
>Disregarded
>Used
>Insulted
>Killed

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So wait would the guy still look like a shota?

Shotas

why does this look familiar?

How do you guys feel about relationships between teenaged males and cakes?

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>tfw male cake

It's over.

>Even seducing powerful assistant DAs.

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>statutory rape intensifies

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I see you are a shitcan of culture as well.

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It still hurts bro......

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I love her so much.
Her too.
Not as much as the others but would still drink with desu.
Holy shit how many times did he come inside?

Also for NTR

They are for younger men. Cake OL are for their underlings. Cake teachers are for their students.

>this thread
UNNNFFF

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Doubling the workforce with shit tier employees is though. They perform far less compared to men and you instantly half the wage rate because you introduce the other half of vaginas into the force. They should be at home raising a family.

>you will never be a loving house-husband to a wealthy cake

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I neeeeeed this

take that back. take the fukken back