If you were isekai'd in Konoha...

If you were isekai'd in Konoha, would you be interested in following the path of the medical-nin and become the student of lady Tsunade?

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I'd be interested in her milkers if you catch my drift haha

Only if the job comes with a pocket katsuyu ohna hole.

I am willing to help her with maintainning the bloodline.

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Not particularly. I was always more interested in taijutsu, so my time being mentored by her would be fleeting at best.

I don't know. It would be a tough decision, but after a lot of thought I'd say yes. And I'd be risking it....

So when do we start the lessons?

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>taijutsu
Jikukan Ninjutsu is my cup of tea. Minato knew what he was doing.

She needed cock so bad. Lusted after Jiraiya, then Naruto, and even Kakashi.

Why not have both? You can complement taijutsu with jikukan and get the best of both worlds

Yes but only so I could get closer to Shizune

I would do everything in my power to get Kotoamatsukami and Hashirama cells and just make ALL THE WOMEN mine.

The question is, which cock she deserved the most?

She can take all three at the same time.

Tsunade is honourable, despite her two vices. She would never do that user.

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3.
Her holding onto her beauty via Ninjutsu is a vice

I'd get out and live somewhere remote before I die horribly

It's a blessing if you were as beautiful in your youth as she was. That beauty has to be retained.

If I have charka then I'd try to fuck every good kunoichi

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Not really. I'm more interested in studying Genjutsu under Kurenai-sensei

>wanting to fuck absolutely no one
What's the point?

only if I get to bang the shit out of her on the reg

Tsunade and Mei are the best at their respective fields through. Especially Tsunade.

I just need to learn the transformation jutsu and shadow clone jutsu, and I'll be good.

Absolutely! I want to look after Madara's mental health, protect him and always be there for him. I'd fix the poor boy.

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No user, they weren't like that.

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>implying I'd even give a shit about pink shit if I had goddess Tsunade at my beck and call

Medic nin related jutsu is unironically the safest way for average guy to become stronger or at least more valuable shinobi. All you have to do is to learn a better chakra control, no kkg elements/magic eyes/bijuu/clan related bullshit required. Chakra scapels+chakra palm healing+poison mastery+some basic chakra enhanced strength and boom you're become more valuable than 90℅ of the shinobi world. Add some shadow clones feint game, papper bombs, chakra knives, basic summoning contract and some basic elemental jutsu for versality and you would become jack of all trade jonin.

You'd wanna invest in Shadow Clones first and foremost so you could get several of them to farm the other fields. Even if you can only produce two or three clones, that's still two more instances of yourself learning the other techniques.

I'd be a genjutsu specialist that sold erotic acid trips to clients in a brothel. It would be quite profitable to give people orgasms with magic finger gestures.

based

I would focus 100% of my energy on cucking Naruto and marrying Hinata and raising a nice wholesome ninja family

I'd be fine with being her personal slave/lackey. Just gonna put that out there.

Shadow clones are hard to master. It's A-Rank for a reason.

A-Rank Forbidden.
Yet Itachi and Kakashi know it so Semi-Forbidden

That's true, but even learning to make one clone would be beneficial in the long run. Maybe first and foremost isn't entirely proper, but investing in it early on is worth the payoff.
It's only forbidden to make a mass number of them.

Even freaking genin konohamaru and shippuden kiba managed to master it, hell even random genin on boruto did it too. It shouldn't be that hard for one or two clones.

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rape genjutsu. just imagine.........

Why is there no good tsunade doujin, do nips see naruto as plebshit?

they weren't but they should have been

Basic 1-5 shadow clones justu is just a B-rank. But hudreds/thousands shadow clones that Naruto always spammed on is a solid A-rank.

Nice.

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Yes

Metal should have been Lee and Sakura's kid. Having the super-strong-punching jutsu along with self-healing and the eight gates? He'd be unstoppable.

And if Salad was Sasuke and Karin's kid then she'd have Sharingan plus the Uzumaki super-stamina and Chakra Chains. Fucking missed opportunities, man.

she'd probably have the rinnegan actually

I would try to fuck shizune

You all do know she looks older than this right? Her real form is pretty raggedy...

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I would restore the Senju clan if you get what I mean haha

So fucking cute.

Exactly. Go with the ones who aren't being held up with jutsu.

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unless she's about to die her transformation is always active in all senses
but for me, this is the kage cutie I would like to have as a teacher

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Even better! Also, Naruto picked the wrong sister.

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Being a 10/10 fag is suffering.

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Uzumaki is not related to Senju tough,
Sasuke should fuck Tsunade to have a rinnegan baby

Okay as someone who hated most of part 2 and jumped ship from Naruto to Bleach:

Tsunade is the only female character that was written like a legit character and not KIshimoto's lackluster or poor take on female characters

I still rather fuck her than any of those females in Naruto. ESPECIALLY since most of them don't have fleshed out personalities or motivations.

So give me the over middle age woman any day of the week.

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> jumped ship from Naruto to Bleach:

Where the real waifus are at.

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More like "Where the real consistency and focus was at".

Seriously, why did Kishimoto CONSTANTLY retcon his own story back in the timeskip? What was his purpose or point of doing such?

I’d rape hinata

Like Bleach wasn't retconed?

> Yeah, the hollow who killed your mom was actually because of some guy who looks like your sword Ichigo.

>The question is, which cock she deserved the most?
MINE

Where's the blacked poster, this thread needs it

That wasn't a retcon.

It was
>That hollow killed your mom but it was Evil Jesus who took her powers away and put her into a position to be killed.

What you are thinking is "The Arrancars going from Zero to Nine instead of One to Ten".

Bleach did have some retcons but they were NOWHERE near the constant retconning of Naruto.

Please don't speak about my wife in that manner

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if kishi was smart he would've made that kurenais side job

What in the hell is current Hokage doing in this shithole? Explain yourself Naruto!!

Yes, since it was the high IQ ninja art that gets handwaved constantly because the main character is too stupid to understand it.
Also Shizune.

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Cringing

shes kind of a bitch...

I'd rather learn mist techniques so i could slay the horrible, anti-yaoi fiends silently while they browse Yea Forums.

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Medical ninjutsu is for side characters.

Nothing more cancerous than Narutards and their fanfic threads

All Naruto crossover is SI anyway

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Is kiri the most yaoi-friendly village?

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I would learn under her so I can be like Usato from The Wrong Way To Use Healing Magic.

>everyone gets isekai'd into their own personal perfect world
Remind me why they were the bad guys again?

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even tenten dream is shit

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>Mei's dream is getting married with her Kage friends there
surprisingly wholesome.

Escapism is unhealthy

Yeah, although Tsunade is a hag.

>Gaara's dream

Wasn't Tenten's dream just the RTN movie?

because larping is gay and bad

technically, although the major things she wanted was only for neji to be alive and for herself to be useful to her friends

She'll be a good concubine

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Why was Ino's Dream just for her dad to be alive and to walk in on her taking a bath?

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>neji is alive but he uses byakugan to look at her tits
Everyone else got a paradise, Tenten got some weird Twilight Zone shit.

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>f you were isekai'd in Konoha
with or without able to use chakra?

>shit gone south each generation
what about no?

perhaps some sort of insecurity to be seen as attractive by absolutely everyone

This shit's as old as the internet at this point.

She's 50 under there so nah.

Sure. I will entice her by being the anti-Shizune.
>let's stay out a little later
>one more drink
>take out an iou, i'm sure we'll win next round
>paperwork? who cares about that, make shizune learn how to forge your signature

i dont catch your drift
please elaborate

who was she again and what happened to her? wasn't she a arracar or something

why is minato much more handsome than naruto?

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Based

Actually that last one is probably a good idea, Tsunade should and does trust Shizune, it would help a lot if she didn't have to sign every minor slip.
If something important ends up in Shizune's stack, just pass it over to Tsunade with a "No, this one is actually important, you need to do this one."

There are at least a couple. What have you been searching user?

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This. She feel more like a realistic character than most of the other Nardo ones. She has goods (and "goods") and bads. She isn't your ideal dream waifu. But I'd hang out with Tsunade in a heart beat, not just only because she is very hot, but also because she is a lot of fun and can be cute at times as well.
Plus, as long as she have the minimum amount of chakras stored, she will always remain youthful.

>handsome and sexy
>talented
>an exceptional fighter
>a hokage
>very smart
>calm and understanding
>a bit shy, yet becomes a chad when needed
>gives you compliments
>even washes dishes and does other house chores in a pink apron
Seriously, is there anyone who DOESN'T want to fuck Minato?

I want... no. NEED a Minato bf

Was Madara an incel?

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No, he got Hashirama's wood.

I thought that he was angry and bitter the whole time because he didn't get Hashirama's wood

he wanted it more than he got it, why he was so bitter.

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Naruto timeline is messy, but it seems that Hashirama was no older than 38, when Tsunade was born, so he had his child around 20y. When Uchiha and Senju concluded a peace treaty, Hashirama was around 25-26y, so he was already married and had a child at this time. No wood for Madara.

I love this Scene.

*Sigh* is this just a lusting after tsunade thread?

daigo is the only one if I remember correctly

Not at all. Tsunade is an interesting and, somewhat, complex character. She just happens to be sexy as well.

>implying they didn't fuck right up until he left the village
>implying "his" children and grandchildren weren't actually tobirama's
>implying mito wasn't just an arranged marriage to ensure konoha controlled the kyuubi

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Literally the Android 18 of Naruto.

this, had kishi drawn her as an old lady I would still pick Tsunade as the best female character in Naruto. Hell, even my 2nd favorite female character after Tsunade is Chiyo, the literal old lady.

>implying they didn't fuck right up until he left the village
If this true, why Madara left?
>implying "his" children and grandchildren weren't actually tobirama's
Kek. Hashirama had child before he reunited with Madara, there was no reason for that.
>implying mito wasn't just an arranged marriage to ensure konoha controlled the kyuubi
Just because marriage was arranged, doesn't mean it was loveless. Mito was noble, beautiful and smart, any man would love her.

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Imagine learning her chakra storage technique,super strength,and then throwing Sage mode in with it.

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Sure.

Medicine is a worthy profession and I like helping people.

I want to touch Rikudo Madara's moon

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>why Madara left?
Some things are more important than sex, like dreams of the far future.

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STOP HOMOS!

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>excellent chakra control
>gargantuan chakra reserve
>connection to katsuyu
it's fucking stupid writing that she never learn SM, she has all the means for learning it.

she can't sit still because her tiddy jiggle

That's why Tsunade's whole techniques and prowess is the most useful array of powers. Both for defence and healing and in offense for crazy strength.

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>healing mark+8 gates

>coloring madara's crown thing as skin colored
>making him not /fit/

Well it is supposed to be the same color as his skin, and I'm assuming this pic was made before the anime so people didn't know the exact color of his skin. I've seen pictures of Rikudo Madara with red and pink hair as well. And I like that Madara's body, skinny but not muscular, it is perfect. 10/10 would kiss tummy.

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Madara of all people wouldn't be a lanklet.

Madara is the ideal male form.

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I know. But we all have our dreams.

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Were Hashirama's and Madara's moms also friends?

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No, they stayed in the kitchen, like women are supposed to.

So Tsunade didn't marry again because of the memory of Dan.

Why didn't Mei though?

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Explains why we never saw them. Was their cooking good?

Yes, their husbands would've replace them otherwise.

>madaraposter only posts when i'm asleep
>obitoposter only posts when i'm at work
Life is suffering.

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Crazy chick and known lava spit user

Another boring Naruto side character thread
This is now a sasutsu thread
Sasuke is the only character that matters
This,tsunade is one if the most boring and lack luster fap bait whores in anime history. Along with Hinata she contributed nothing to the plot but being narutos get out of jail free card, and she's a fake skin care freak.

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They should have made it so one of the Konoha kids ends up being a virgin hikki NEET.

Like Shinou. He ended up as a teacher. But i could totally see him as a NEET too.

EU hours suck. I tell everyone to look at the moon and they tell me that the sun is out

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dilate

>known lava spit user
that's actually pretty hot

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Fuck you Carlos.

Yeah that was me.

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So look at the moon whenever the moon comes out, okay? Please. Kaguya is getting really mad at me, not enough people stare at the night sky!

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Would you kiss her? You'd die a most horrible death if you did.

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It's out right now. What will I see if I look at it?

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YES! O-oh very beautiful things. You might feel your eyelids get heavy, do not fight it. When you open your eyes, I'll take your hand and we will go to a wonderful world together. All you ever dreamed of. All you ever wanted. It is here. Don't waste any more time!

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Will my favorite characters all be happy?

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Disrespectful. Bad dreams for you tonight.

Totally worth it.
But I would never disrespect Tsunade-sama anyway. I would be bold but also gentle with her. She isn't just any kunoichi.

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Of course. Obito and his wife Rin Uchiha just bought their first house! Do you want to visit them tonight?

>trying this hard
here's some (you) for (you)

Yes. This plot development raises questions like why he didn't build it with his mokuton or why they need currency in the pure world. I hope this will be addressed in the true sequel once the Boruto tsukuyomi ends. I heard secondhand we have ~65 more chapters left. At this rate that also means 5-6 years and 200 more episodes. Quite detailed for a dream.

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It is what they wished for. A honest, happy life. But I do hope the Boruto dream ends already. I want to be on the spotlight again!

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>I still rather fuck her than any of those females in Naruto
>"fuck"
>purely-physical sexing without any strings attached
>lack of personality is somehow a deal-breaker

I think you're doing it wrong, homie.

Since she first got intro'd I've been dying to know what her hairy pussy smells like. Knowing myself on paper, there are MANY other Naruto girls I should like WAY more than her and Sakura but I can't figure it out— I just love me some Tsunade and useless Tsunade #2.

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Depends. Am I a boy or girl? You know how these isekais go.

Link to that picture user?

Respect your elders

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Beach Tsunade

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Here user. It's from LINDA.
Couldn't find it in either exhentai or nhentai for some reason.
There is also another one with her and Naruto.

doujins.com/naruto/linda-naru-love-1-color-5824

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Yes,only to be marry and cuddle.

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I'm amazed that there is no Tsunade with her actual appearence.

I mean people forget she only looks young due to using the transformation shit but when she was fighting kabuto and orochimaru her saggy old arm became visible as she was running out of chakra to maintain it.

You can't reveal her to be a 90 year old hag,what about her popularity?

fucking based redpill redpill

Because Sasuke got Sakura

Acktually,
Tsunade's true age is listed as 51 in Part 1 and as 54-55 in Part 2. So definitely not an old hag. It is because of her abusing her body a lot with her Creation Rebirth that she appears much older than she should look, in short. I mean, look at Jiraiya and Orochi. They definately don't look elderly and they have they are around the same age as her.

It's the trade-off you have to accept my dudes for having an eternally young busty 11/10 MILF by your side, provided she doesn't overstretch her chakra levels. Which is near impossible since you don't fight guys like Kabuto abd Orochi everyday. And in that fashion.
I'm personally perfectly fine with taking that deal btw. And Tsunade with it.

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i want to impregnate her and use ninja magic so she has triplet girls

RINNEGAN
BABY

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And that seals the deal

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I'd rather help Anko with staying fit.

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hot

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Any kind user having quality Tsunade wallpapers?
Here is one for reference.

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>isekai into konoha
>master shadow clones
>master transformation
>make as clone
>transform into cute girl
>clone transforms into a cute girl
>yuri selfcest genderbend

I WANT TO HAVE A FUCKING FOOTBALL TEAM WORTH OF KIDS WITH THIS GRANNY

Fuck this gay ass thread. Why does every lame as fuck Naruto side character manage to be discussed over plot relevant characters like Sasuke. Sasuke is the only one that fucking means something anymore.

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That one hit way harder than it needed to.

I'd actually want to be taught archeology by Nico Robin in OP's universe... but medicine under Tsunade would do it too.

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Bow before the superior version.

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Didn't Jiraiya make fun of Tsunade for genjutsuing her boobs at one point when they were younger? Does that mean she was a secret flatty her entire life, or did she get Mega Milk'd?

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Searching for artifacts and wondering on relics in the wild has its dangers. It doesn't hurt to know a medical art. That's actually a good idea user.

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Because Sasuke is a bad character, that shouldn't have been created in the first place.

What does it feel like to cum inside a 50 year old (anime) lads?

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Tsunade is a worded character than Sasuke faggot.

Sasuke was the best thing in this shitty anime.

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Can't I just Isekai Tsunade into the OP world so I can have 2 mommies sailing on a boat with me?

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I want to hug Rikudo Madara until he calms down. He's too cute and I want to pinch his cheeks.

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Inside this particular 50 year old anime woman? Well, aside from the fact that you have hit the jackpot and you're blessed if she's so much interested in you, she will...eat you alive.
Prepare for super-strengthened leglocks during sex as she pulls and forces you near her womb and doesn't let you go during climax. You have to realise user, this woman didn't have another man inside her after Dan. And there have been decades since he died, so...

Do the math.

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I like that outfit. I'm drawing her in that outfit. Dunno where this is from or if it's fan-designed but I'm digging it. Thanks for this, user.

Just found it on google because I realized I deleted my last folder of her I had. Please, share the drawing with us.

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ALRIGHT THAT DOES IT. FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!!! I HATE YOUR GODDAMN LAME ASS SHITPOSTING FOR THIS OLD BAG OF SHITTY MAGICAL IMPLANTS AND SKIN.

THIS IS NOW A UCHIHA THREAD.

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If I'm completely honest, the Uchihas and the Sharingan are what kept me interested in the series. Aside from Obito they could do no wrong by me. Expounding on this point tends to sink a thread faster than sage mode though so I keep it to myself. But since you asked...

>Please, share the drawing with us.

But I'm a footfag.

Okay. Post Sage Madaras immediately.

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Why are Sasukefags so autistic? I always wondered.

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>tfw no mommy tsunade

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Fucking incredible.

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Footfags are still tolerable, unlike gurofags or vorefags.

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FUCK YOU GAY TSUNADE STAINS!

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What happened to Toka Senju, that ninja girl who appears in together with Hashi and Tobi?

Kill yourselves.

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Literal perfection.
People keep talking only about Tsunade's huge breasts, but they often forget about her quality ass and hips game.

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Kill yourself

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Based. Those baby-making hips will take a dozen.

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Literally die.

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Oh hell yeah

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Is there a pose you're fond of? I may consider it if I like it myself but no promises. And how do I get the drawing to you once I'm done (don't hold your breath either. I'm a busy guy)?

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I hate you, go die. That's an old shriveled butter face.

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Would you?

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>Double Impact

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Damn, these drawings are pretty damn fucking good. I'm no footfag, but the fact that the feet aren't the focus and it's not all about them makes it very tolerable.
Good shit user.

*shhh* Keep it down, will ya...
thanks, amigo

>ywn have a ninja girl with big fat milkers

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Give her her 4637082th child? Yep, gladly.
RIP on me though since I'd be drained at that point.

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I want Tsunade to die.

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Explain why this one is censored.

I want to make Sage Madara a father

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I wish he was allowed to live, under the condition that he train Sarada as his own while Sasuke's away doing God-knows-what. She'd be a fucking beast.

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Of all the doujin pairings I like Naruto x Tsunade the best for some reason.

Well, the truth is that Naruto was easily the most self-inserted young character regarding the show's original fanbase next to Chojiro.

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I'm already 30.
Good thing they have computers in Konoha, I could continue my life's works as being the tech support.
Maybe I could find myself a cute 5/10 chunin waifu and have ninja kids but that's unlikely.

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I wish we got a cute ending with Obito talk-no-jutsuing Madara into being a good guy again and saving him from Kaguya only to team up against her. I'd love that. He'd be a great grandpa to Salad. She'd have a father figure in her life and a best teacher on top of that. I miss Madara so much. + if he was still the jinchuriki of the Jubi? I want to see that in my dream.

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Does tsunade get doujins anymore tho,her popularity died out pretty soon.

Where have I ever said that Tsunade is a particularly good character? She's more of a character with elaborate backstory whose character arc was contained in manga arc in which she was introduced in.
And no, Sasuke is awful character, his character arc have ended with Itachi's death, and after that it was rehash of the same stuff but with new targets.
Also, Sasuke will never get any porn.

Uchihas being everywhere and tied to everything is what made the series bad.

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>Liking females
>Gay
Of course it had to be written by Sasukefag.

She was only elaborated on in a databook, as a genjutsu specialist.
That's all the Senju got, meanwhile Uchihas got a databook entry for one Uchiha per generation.

>next to Chojiro
Wait, what?

Fuck, I meant Chojuro.

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I dont give a shit and will never give a shit about naruto but can someone just give me the episode or chapter lists of when tsunade is in shot.

No, seriously though, what? He's most self inserted after Naruto? I could see why there would be a crack-ship of him and Mei, but other than that?

faster

>self insert choujuro?

why?

>glasses
>lacks confidence in his abilities
>is the protege of the second biggest MILF in the setting after Tsunade
Come on anons.
Naruto gets the outgoing, curious and energetic brats, that are shunned nonetheless for their activities.
Choju gets the more shy and introverted, almost nerd, ones.
Thus, most kinds of kids/teens that watch Naruto can identify more easily with the characters.

It isn't science, I thought it was pretty obvious.

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You are probably the only one who self insert into him.

Nah, I'd use my special power at best. If it's an eyes I'd try to reach the rinne from byakugan or sharingan. If i have no special power it sucks so I'd learn kage bunshin to survive

>5 Naruto threads,mods where the fuck are you?

>5 Evangelion threads
when will it stop?

The truth is self-insertion is a meme, since no fictional character can be a carbon copy of you so...
That's one of the reasons why I cannot understand self-insert fanfics. The author doesn't know me, how can he/she describe me accurately to portray that feeling?

Please look at the moon tonight. Our numbers are rising.

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I've read from many anons that the Otsutsuki arc with its celectials didn't quite fit with the series' setting.
I liked it though, found it unique.

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Ootsutsukis are cool, they just came out of nowhere

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mating press and paizuri desu.

no other way.

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>5/10

Wow, dude. Even in your fantasies you're not worthy? Treat yourself better than that, man.

I’d make him a mother

>Uchihas being everywhere and tied to everything is what made the series bad.

If I could agree with that, I would. But I can't. So I don't. What the hell is the show even about if you remove Sasuke and the other Uchiha? It's a Naruto circlejerk even with Sasuke being facetiously considered the main character. Now can you image what it'd be WITHOUT him? Yuck.

Yea Forums pretends to hate Sasuke and the Uchiha, when Uchihas are what kept the series running.
Literally contrarian faggots trying to have a different opinion even in something as retarded as naruto.
Sasuke was the best character

Hot

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I can't imagine what would keep me reading/watching if it weren't for the Uchiha/Sharingan being major recurring plot points. Sure, the girls are cute but I can barely into harems so what the fuck else?

>Sasuke is connected to the plot related to Akatsuki through Madara, Itachi, and Obito, all Uchiha like him
>Naruto is connected to the plot related to Akatsuki through Kyuubi
Pain being Jiraiya's former student had no prior foreshadowing, and same with Uzumaki Clan being related to Senju and the reincarnations.
Majority of the story is caused by Uchihas being drama queens, despite the fact the story should be about Naruto.

>penetrate her
>this breaks the deception jutsu
>she turns back to a 60 year old woman
>lose boner and go home

As for what would series be without Uchiha circlejerk? Better.

>vaginal penetration causing a MEDICAL ninja (of all things!) to lose concentration
>flattering yourself this much

Sure. Except Nah. Not really. Unless your dick can do what Kabuto's chakra-surging hand did to her, AFTER she had already gotten burnt out due to the fight.

kek

Unironically she is a carbon copy of my character arc and how I came to develop some backbone,most of our backstories coincide(except some family stuff). Character's can be carbon copies of you.

If you have a favorite character,try to analyse him/her and see if they relate to you,that's how I found out why I like Hinata a lot.

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without even flinching

Are you sure, user?

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No. I'd find a livable place as far away from rocky deserts, waterfalls, cliffs, and open roads. Not going to fucking wait around to be mowed down by a meteor.

I would still plow her

I want her to step on me with sandals on
And then make me lick her feet clean after she wore her sandals all day long

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She’s about to be a rape victim

How old is she there

mfw no giant Tsunade to crawl all over
why you do this to me user

>TFW no more Naruto/Tsunade Doujins
>Fags are only making Tsunade/Raikage shit, Naruto/slutcowSakura(Fucking Sarada too optional) shit and the occasional Naruto/hinata or Naruto/random girl

I wasn't talking about her

but cute hag

>Tsunade/Raikage
This is the worst because it's obvious cuckshit.
Like the rest of Raikage's pairings.

Based

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>shitty quality gif
I want a webm
don't make me look for the episode

I wish I could blacklist the fucking Raikage tag on every website.
Blackedfags need to be dragged out into the street and shot.

>being this beta

What's beta about recognizing Tsunade's personality.

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Yep, they're pretty much all shit

The only one still making Tsunade/Naruto Ones is Naruho, who's super shit at art.

I have noticed that Naruho is completely hit or miss with people.
I personally like him and his work makes me cum no problem when I need to. Not to say that his art is anything special like super-detailed for example, I just like the huge breasts/ass body-type (and he uses that always), he had/has some nice ideas for his doujins' "plots" and can make at least good ahegao faces.
I'm personally content with all that.

Soooooo what happened to Madara’s body after he died a second time? And what did they do with his eyes?

He died

>what did they do with his eyes
Nothing. That would interfere with the war arc three-way eye swap kino. After over a decade, all of Obito, Kakashi, and Madara finally had their own eyes again (Kakashi's left isn't original but it's still *his* eye and did not originally belong to someone else).

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It shouldn't be that hard to make a one or two, the students are required to make at least two to pass school. Naruto couldn't do it because he was just dumping tons of chakra into the technique which is why he needed the version from the forbidden scroll.

No, that's different kind of clone. Basic academy bunshin no jutsu is just a cheap mirage clone while kagebunshin is a real tangible clone who can perform jutsu and stuffs. But still even genin Konohamaru could master it, any average chunin should be able to do it too had they really tried to learn the shadow clone.

I would, since I could learn the technique she uses to look young forever

BOING BOING

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They have to make two regular clones not shadow clones. The English version doesn't explain this well, but bunshin no jutsu is just an illusion that can't be used to fight. Kage bunshin no jutsu still disappear when hit but they can also fight.
I think it's forbidden because it splits up your chakra so unless you have Kyuubi reserves you'd be killed more easily if your teamwork with your clones wasn't enough to overwhelm your opponent. Actually it seems like most of Tobirama's jutsu are forbidden for non-obvious reasons. I doubt edo tensei is forbidden because of the human sacrifice part-- as if he cares about that. It's probably forbidden because as Madara explained to the five kage, the revived person can release it at any moment so you could revive someone stronger than you but lose control.

FINALLY someone with the immortality answer. I'm the op and I was waiting for this after a while. Took a literal day to get posted.

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The only forbidden version is just the mass shadow clones tho, that's why it's A-rank. Regular 1-5 shadow clones is just a normal B-rank jutsu. Indeed splitting your juices into hundreds-thousands of clones are straight up suicide, but there's nothing wrong with casting a couple of shadow clones.

well, seems like you need to be descendant of ninja god, who was rival of Madara, or be random underwritten genius, like Sakura, to be able to use those techniques. Even Shizune doesn't know how to do it.

Why isn't she real bros? Why is God laughing at us?

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She's not immortal, it's the opposite. Her techniques shorten her lifespan, even if she gets to look young.

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Never forget.

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Isn't she part Uzumaki which pretty much negates the life drain of her abilities, like how uzumaki can transfer tailed beasts without dying.

I don't know why I didn't drop the manga that fucking instant. To this day I have never seen anything more pathetic

She's Senju, which is related to Uzumaki and both ultimately descended from Asura but I don't think Senju have quite the same abilities as Uzumaki, hence why Hashirama's wife Mito Uzumaki became the jinchuuriki instead of Hashirama himself.

Never mind, I just heard it. I'm retarded. Obviously if she's Hashirama's granddaughter and Hashirama was married to Mito then she's at least one quarter Uzumaki.

Same bro. Why she isn't she real and the mother of my children?

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why did they kill neji lads

There was no reason to. Neji should be the cool 30 year old boomer uncle to Bort and Himawari but Kishimoto is kind of a hack

Sakura on the other hand has no Uzumaki genes; which means she is pretty much killing herself anytime she uses that ability. Then aging I forget if she said that she made a more perfected version of it or not.

RTN Neji and cross-dressing Rock Lee SD Neji live on though.

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It's like you haven't even seen a Dragon Ball thread

>Tsunade will never give you the legendary SUCC
why live

Look at the moon and fulfill your desire

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