So, this is how perfection looks like, huh?

they choose rei because they're dumb.

>fag
>perfect

She's german. If she just moved to Japan and had her belonings delivered by mail from germany then it'd plausible that Deutsche Post would deliver it.
Maybe they just wanted to add some verisimilitude to eva. I highly doubt that anyone at Deutsche Post would actually consider paying for product placement in Anime.

He is not a fag, he just rose above gender.

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>mutt
>sassy
>strong womin
>atheist
>"smart"

wait, is this perfection in modern days? wew, kids are crazy nowadays.

>atheist
how do you figure?

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I feel like all the shit of 2nd Impact would definitely renew fervor in faith.
A lot of people would view it as a rapture like event.

And then the arrival of the Angels would drive everyone nuts.
Surprised there were never any angel worshippers in the actual show.

>angel worshippers
SEELE, dude.

SEELE knows everything and wants to be god.
I'm talking your average god fearing civilian

>mutt
??????????

Looks shopped, actually. Its dimensions are pretty out of place.

>literally god
>not perfect
ever considered that perhaps it is you who is the fag?

>strong womin
>

I guess perfection is kinda shitty

That's not Rei.

No,this is

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>perfection
>needs to be saved by Gary Stu

mmf threesomes gotta be really awkward and kinda gay

Doesn't get better than Asuka

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golden rule

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delet

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Especially with Kaworu since he won't even touch the girl involved.

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>Asuka
>perfect
laffed

Name one
ONE
more loveable character

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Asuka, because I love Asuka in each moment more than I loved Asuka in the last.

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bwaka

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I like Misato more, she's exactly my flavour of miserable.

Being around a competitive overachiever like Asuka all the time would become insufferable very fast.

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She's half Japanese, 1/4 German and 1/4 American (which is just more mutt)

Asuka > Misato >= Rei

Any other way is incorrect. Incel Reifags may not like this but it is true

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25% Japanese, 25% german (mother), 50% mutt (father)

you're right, i'm retarded

Did anyone here actually watch EVA before 2000?

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I think I watched in 2008

I wasn't even born until 2009

Yes! My friend was getting ADV VHS tapes and we were watching it as it was being released in the States.

I'm literally typing this from the womb

hayao miyazaki here

anno-san, i would like to personally congratulate you on creating the most beautiful and grown-up character i have ever seen. her piloting skills are also incredible. i have one request as your friend and former mentor: could you make shinji look a little more like kaji? i think it would be good for, uhh, thematic purposes and stuff. also you should write asuka's mom back into the story

regards,
really hayao miyazaki

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>this is how perfection looks like
>this is how X looks like
Learn english

watched it subbed on tv in australia mid 1999

um, I'm sorry, but I am the real Hayao Miyazaki

I think it would really benefit the series if it ended with father- uh, I mean Gendo, telling Shinji that he always loved him, but something was forcing him to act cold and mean but he never meant it, and he had 10 years of birthday gifts to make up for it to me- HIM.
And everybody doesn't hate Shinji anymore and nothing bad happens to him ever again.
and have Asuka continue to wear revealing outfits.

thank you,
actual Miyazaki

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That Rei looks malnourished, and I like that.

Are there more Asukafags than Reifags, or are Reifags just quiet and Asukafags loud?

perfect trash that is

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>kinda gay
user, getting buttfucked isn't "kinda" gay, even if you're fucking a cute girl at the same time.

Do not anger her.

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I watched it on VHS... in high school... in 1999.
Even better it was a Catholic high school and my friend hijacked the sci fi club to show it. The teacher was grading papers in the room next door. A couple times he walked in during the fanservice and was like, "I see why you boys like those Japanese cartoons."

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I guess you could fool Catholics into thinking Eva is Christian propaganda

She is an angry demon.
Rei is a goddess of love.

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You could never use an ouija board with Rei, because the cursor would keep going to "..." over and over

Maybe the occasional "H...A...I"

The next year the school admin denied my friend the chance to start an anime club. They felt there was too much inappropriate material and pornography in anime. Years later I heard another class ended up starting one.

Oh shit. I forgot I scanned some old posters I found.

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How would Asuka react if Shinji had a backbone and bullied her back?

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Yeah. I still don't know what the fuck that spaceship scene is from. I just liked the Misato pic.

What comes to mind?

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Her unresolved trauma would just make her double down and probably become extremely violent.

Everything is a competition for Asuka and she has to win to make mommy proud.

That's a big fucking zipper.

If Shinji fired back, it would become a big game to Asuka because it means she has his attention on her, and she will try to get the banter to continue between them and up the ante.

There is the risk if Shinji ever unwittingly says something back that hits Asuka where she is particularly sensitive, in which case she would blow her top in anger, call him a jerk, and retreat to her room upset.

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done
t. yamashita

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STICKY FINGERS!

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Just look at her. Perfection.

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Based

She would perceive it as rejection, be genuinely hurt, but hide it.

Too complex to to be perfect.

An atom is perfect. A swiss wristwatch is filled with imperfections.

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What would she have done if Shinji came home and saw her dressed like this cooking instead of Misato?
Or was that part of her plan?

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It should have been naked apron.

Part of the plan, I'm sure.

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The things I dislike about Shikinami are her lack of explicit backstory and her generally "softened" character (no loss of will to live, no crying about mama, no dependence on kaji, etc.)

I also despised the scene where she selflessly decides that Rei and Shinji should be together and she should get out of the way. That was not like Asuka at all.

Cool posters. I like the yellow Unit-00 in the first one. That Fly Me to the Moon joke says a lot about how much for friends liked it, which is cool to see because I didn't even hear of that show until probably 10 years after those psoters were made.

The spaceship is actually from the show. Gendo takes it for a flight; you can see the "dead sea" just above Misato's elbow.

>asuka opens Yea Forums

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this is one old fag

>Asuka closes Yea Forums

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>ywn be stepped on and later hatefucked by asuka
Why even live?

You just know that she gathered them up "to throw away" but then secretly read and re-read all of them.

GOD DAMN YOU QUARTER JAPANESE GIRLS

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god i wish that was me

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HARDER

shikinami is an amateur

to truly make a baka feel small, you have to go HIGHER

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>More Evagarbage threads
Holy shit give it a rest already

Nice padded bra.

I saw it more of Asuka deciding she lost that round, since Rei's goal was helping Shinji connect with his dad rather than simply impress him with food.
Shikinami is definitely more of an introvert and is not as competitive as Soryu was.

The puppet thing is still fucking weird though and I am pissed that the way 3.0 went means we'll probably forever be denied in-depth detail on her backstory, or Mari's

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Don't worry, Keit Aisuka will reveal herself in 3.0+1.0

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Asuka appears more angry the further she is from you

I blame en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redshift

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Even in Rebuild, Asuka still has the power of thermal expansion on her side. It just doesn't activate as often.

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Dem hips

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Soryu is for hugging, going out and watching movies with, and getting into an emotionally intense argument where you end up persisting and break through to her as she breaks down and starts to cry on your shoulder, coming out feeling better.

Shikinami, Manga Asuka and all other inferior versions aren't good for anything but fucking the brains out of.

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Asuka actually ships Rei with Shinji.

SEELE tries to kill angels with Evas (taken from Adam), and definitely doesn't want products of the Tree of Knowledge (Humans and their evas) to reach out and eat the Tree of Life (an S2 engine).

>Asuka from the first series is in a timeline within Shinji's music player
aaaaaaaaaaand dropped

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Shikinami Asuka is ok, but she's basically Soryu set to easy mode.
I want the real deal. Give me Nightmare Asuka.

Very nice.

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Considering her voyeuristic ways, Asuka must have been freakishly delighted to see what the plugsuits looked like.

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Hey, what would happen if these two banged?

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Shikinami just wanted snuggling and pillow talk.

Though if you're talking currently as of 3.0, then yeah, except its more of surviving her fucking the brains out of you with angel powered peliv thrusts.

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They literally did in EoE and it created an impact.

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Test

>sohryu feeling better after being vulnerable and emotional and 'weak' in public
more like sohryu shouting you down and winning the argument through sheer stubbornness only to later feel bad about it and compromise while framing it as her own idea all along and shouldn't you be so grateful that she's taken pity on you like this

Its called 3rd Impact.

Gendo put the embryonic body of Adam into Rei's womb in this scene, which counts as a threesome IMO.

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It takes a demented man to impregnate a clone of your wife with an eldritch alien

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The only safe way for them to do it:

It's a good thing they didn't fuck that night. How was Shinji going to handle foreplay with those casts on his hands?

Is it a foursome when Rei then merged with Lilith's flesh, or just a different threesome at that point?

Regardless, Rei gets even freakier and reips the entire planet's living populace.
It is always the quiet ones...

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Or maybe wearing plugsuits from a young age made her a latent exhibitionist in the first place

Wait, they're redoing the whole thing?

Wait how was opening Rei's Chamber of Guf supposed to work really?

If he was going for the womb, was it absolutely necessary to start at one of her breasts?

Why do people like Asuka, when she's a hateful bitch?

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I think he meant to aim for her heart before penetrating her Guf.

I thought about this and realized that in instrumentality, everyone has sex to start it off. It happens with the miniature "private instrumentality" that happens between Shinji & the dead people (kaji & misato fuck, then asuka & shinji fuck) and there is a huge super-orgy once global instrumentality starts

Maybe the AT fields are weakest at sexual points? So, he chose a breast as the entry.

Yes, yes it was.

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Embryo Kaworu is cute! CUTE!

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because stupid people believe that a quiet character = a boring character

Do you hate emaciated stray dogs for barking at you? People who have had horrific lives can't afford to walk around doe-eyed and gentle. They develop thorns to guard the part of themselves made weak and vulnerable by everything that happened to them.

Just because you like Asuka doesn't mean you automatically dislike Rei.

No, but 100% of the people who dislike Rei love Asuka.

There are people who dislike both characters. I don't think it's reasonable to take such a black and white perspective on this.

What about Misatofags?

But then he could've just grabbed her by the pussy.

Smug, but generally harmless. I've never heard them lay into the younger girls the way that Asukafags lay into Rei.

Misatofags are Asukafags who are unable to admit they're attracted to a 14-year-old.

He was doing all of this just to go in the core of unit 01 & fuck Yui again. Maybe he wanted a little preview at the victory line. A little bit of titgrab.

Don't act like Reifags don't do the same.

This, many people on either side are honestly insufferable cunts

Soryu would tell Shikinami she is a complete amateur for not throwing her tits in his face.

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Reifags wish they had half as much valid complaints about Asuka as we do about Rei

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Ah yes, "Death" is my favorite seasoning as well.

. . . but Asuka has legitimate flaws to criticize. She acts absolutely heartless at times. Meanwhile, the worst you can say of Rei is
>HURR SHE'S AN EMOTIONALESS DOLL
or
>DURR YOU JUST CAN'T HANDLE A REAL WOMYN

Idiot, SEELE hates angels, they're team humanity, with themselves at the head

>valid complaints about asuka
>She's an evil bitch.

>valid complaints about rei
>s-she's just a fantasy

>nescafe container on the shelf
are those all actual brands & labels or a mix?

she's literally plot contrivance that wouldn't be noticed if she was removed
Shinji would spend the few minutes on something else like actually talking to nerv staff

Rei's biggest fault isn't her lack of emotion, she certainly has them, it's her lack of self-respect and any amount of personal ambition.

Whats going on with Yea Forums? its like newfags discussing their 1st time watching neon geneses

reifags: autistic insufferable cunts
asukafags insufferable autistic cunts

citadelle-camp.coop/en/maple/maple-syrup
holy fuck they're real

If you are 14 sure.

>she's literally plot contrivance that wouldn't be noticed if she was removed
Rei is literally one of the most iconic and influential aspects of the entire series. She inspired an entire legion of copycats that persist to this very day. The only thing Asuka inspired is for fat otaku to hire dominatrices to step on their balls.

God I wish that was me.

something something Netflix

user please, trying to ignore the fact that Asuka is one of the most iconic tsundere of all time is just stupid. There were quiet autists in anime before Rei.

>Asuka Langley
>japanese first name, english last name
>speaks the worst german i've ever heard

If she's german than I'm chinese

My point is the the fact that Reifags also lay into a young girl...like what you're doing right now, like how the post that incited this whole conversation did.

Reifags are honestly more hateful in general of Asuka, for some reason they feel the need to promote Rei through insulting Asuka, rather than simply having something about Rei to discuss.

Asuka isn't even in the top ten most memorable tsundere on any list anywhere. Not even on private, personal lists. If you literally, right now, made a list and put her on top, we'd all know you were lying.

Do you have know what suspension of disbelief is?

>implying Asuka didn't spawn legions of copycats and popularized tsunderes in general

Get with the program

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Imagine believing "..." is a copyable archetype that your waifu invented
The reality is she could be removed and eva would still be what it is today

>kaji & misato fuck
when it comes to Misato its Shinji user
it's always going to be Shinji

Anyone who argues over best Eva waifu's in the current year should be holocoastered.

You must be new here. Both Rei and Asuka regularly make polls in the West and in Japan.

I like Asuka, she cute.

But Misato loves Kaji

years of heartbreak and disappointment have turned them bitter and tribal

Why did they make his eyes so far apart in the Rebuilds

*Shinji

Why is this so hard for you to understand? Asuka does things in the series that illicit hatred. She is deserving of hate by the way her character is written. Meanwhile, Rei is not, so Asukafags bend over backwards to attack her fanbase instead.

It's like, if, say, someone tried to claim that hating Euphemia was as valid as hating Emperor Charles. It just doesn't work.

wrong,

>imagine actually believing this

Eva was popular because it was fresh and new. People hadn't seen anything like it before, and Rei was a huge part of that.

>She is deserving of hate by the way her character is written.
Literally missing the whole point of the series

you know when misato comes out of the tang it's to become one with shinji for good, right?

>You know when misato comes out of the tang
Never. Dad and kaji are both there.

And Rei's decision to go along with Gendo even knowing the consequences and that she was clearly being used doesn't illicit any negative response? Stop putting her on a pedestal, she very clearly has her own problems.

>dad and kaji
Good, those 2 cucks have no place in the new world

Asuka: Highway 61 Revisited
Rei: Blood on the Tracks
Misato: Pat Garrett & Billy The Kid

So is 4.44 just going to be Anno flipping the audience the bird for 90 minutes or did 3.33 already accomplish that goal?

Most of the time it's a Reifag that remarks on Asuka and attacks their fanbase. Did any of us claim that only fat Otaku could love Rei? No. You've literally been spouting nothing but vitriol and attacks of character against the other side, and few have done anything in return. You're ironically being the misunderstanding, hateful person you claim Asuka is.

I believe you are baiting.

Mari>>>>>>>>>Asuka>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Rei

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The title has been revealed as 3.0 + 1.0, not 4.0.
So, when the movie comes out, it will infact just be Rebuild 1.0 and Rebuild 3.0 playing simultaneously with a splitscreen.

And it will make millions.

I just CAN'T unhear it.
>ANTA BAKA?!

FUCK YOU BAIT MARI POSTER
WHY COULDN'T THEY HAVE USED MANA FOR THE REBUILDS

Wait I thought Kawarou was Tabris, not Adam

>The title has been revealed as 3.0 + 1.0, not 4.0.
That's bonkers but I haven't paid enough attention to this board since 3.33 to know if it's real or not, last time I spent here was during the endless threads around the soundtrack/camrip leaks.

Did she have bouncy tits? I can't fuck with a waifu who don't have bouncy tits.

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you missed an e there

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Kaworu is Tabris, but he has Adam's soul. I think.

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Rei ultimately did the right thing. When did Asuka go to bat for Shinji? Asuka is just selfish. It's "me, me, me" all the time with her.
>what about MY feelings
>he didn't even hold ME
>why isn't anyone paying attention to me just because shinji got eaten?! he deserved it anyway

You're completely correct, Shinji should've fucked a clone of his mother carrying an alien's soul.

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When did anyone go to bat for Asuka?

Asuka ultimately did the right thing too.

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Moot did

Seele is the illuminati of the series. The whole point of nerv wasnt to stop the third impact, it was to make it happen with humans in control.

Both

>When did Asuka go to bat for Shinji?
You might want to re-watch all of instrumentality, particularly the ending.

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shinji sure went to bat for asuka

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Now available as a shot!

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Asuka was the one making constant attempts to get close to him.

brings new meaning to cocktail

Reifags will never realize this, they take everything at face value and can't understand subtext.

you would compliment asuka's instant ramen, right?

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HEYOOOOO

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She can make ramen a much better way.

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>I know all about your jerk-off fantasies. Go on, do it right now. I'll watch you.
>NO STOP I DIDN'T ACTUALLY MEAN RIGHT NOW

Tabris is just what SEELE calls Adam's soul in a human vessel. It's not a separate angel.
Kaworu is Adam just like Rei is Lilith

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Are we sure?
Kaworu talks about Adam like its a separate, entity from himself. He could just be an Angel soul in a human vessel.

Is Asuka a human garbage disposal?
The amount of junk she eats throughout eva is staggering considering her figure and complexion

She seems to drink exclusively soda, stress eats potato chips all day, and in one of the Arael shots we see her thinking about instant food trays. Her first instinct when blindsided by a Misato ego punch is to run to the supermarket and glare at the sodas.

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Kaworu is Adam, this is definitively known about 100 different ways. You can start to tell it from the first instant he introduces himself to Rei ("We're the same. We take the form of humans here on Earth.")

its because Kaworu is Adam's soul put into a human replica body like rei is. So kaworu is still Kaworu due to the fact he is an angels soul in a human body.

When Kaworu talks about "Adam", he is talking about the Adam body - aka what Kaworu was inside when NERV excavated it at Antarctica

Gendo made him (and SEELE) believe that his body, the Adam body, was in central dogma, but for whatever reason it was a long-con. This is one piece of Eva lore that is still odd to me, what exactly Gendo was trying to accomplish with that lie. He opsec'd it at all levels of NERV. Even Misato thought it was Adam, so Gendo obviously told no one the truth (probably in fear of SEELE finding out)

If you are an active 13 year old with good genes and metabolism, you can eat a decent amount of junk and not get fat.

I imagine some kind of training regiment has to come with piloting, even if we never see it on screen.

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whoa. deep cut there, nerd.

>Gendo made him (and SEELE) believe that his body, the Adam body, was in central dogma, but for whatever reason it was a long-con. This is one piece of Eva lore that is still odd to me, what exactly Gendo was trying to accomplish with that lie. He opsec'd it at all levels of NERV. Even Misato thought it was Adam, so Gendo obviously told no one the truth (probably in fear of SEELE finding out)
I think it was because Seele had plans for Kaworu to be absorbed by lilith then use eva unit 1 to take over the process but then gendo stopped it, this is why I think Seele attacks Nerv. Because Gendo killed Kaworu.

fuckin Mari Sue is more like it

the tits on the girl

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>I think it was because Seele had plans for Kaworu to be absorbed by lilith then use eva unit 1 to take over the process

I don't see how SEELE had any way of knowing that was Lilith.
Kaworu didn't know at first, and they would have briefed him - why wouldn't they?
And also, if you believe that SEELE knew it was Lilith and was keeping Gendo in the dark to trick him, why would Rei have not recognized that it was Lilith? She was in Central Dogma all the time. It took Kaworu only 5 seconds to realize it was Lilith.

SEELE just sent Kaworu to die, they always knew everything and needed him, the final angel, dead to clear the way.

They turn on Gendo because they realized he is deviating from their plans due to Rei's existence and how he was willing to toss away the Lance of Longinus - which SEELE wanted for their plan.

>I don't see how SEELE had any way of knowing that was Lilith.
>Kaworu didn't know at first, and they would have briefed him - why wouldn't they?
because kaworu was an angel. A very powerful one.
Seele knew about lilith. They knew about everything. Kaji was a spy not just for the government but for nerv and seele. he was a triple spy. Seele created nerv and they have tje secret dead sea scrolls.
all that stuff and then some knew Lilith was down there.
As for Rei, she was following orders, its why gendo was bonding with rei so much. To follow his orders.
Also Rei probably knew the angel was lilith and wouldnt say anything. I mean she knew there were multiple replicants of herself too.

I figured it was because they knew Gendo had all the cards and they knew he would try something.

That doesn't make even slight sense. If their plan is to get Kaworu to hijack Lilith's body, he would find out it's Lilith either in the briefing room or once he gets to Central Dogma. There is zero logic in not telling him up front. They simply didn't know.

>Seele created nerv and they have tje secret dead sea scrolls. all that stuff and then some knew Lilith was down there.
The dead sea scrolls are incredibly inaccurate from episode 1 of Evangelion. They get the date of the first angel wrong, and everything afterwards is tremendously unreliable with SEELE and NERV constantly being blindsided by angels.. There is also no indication of exactly what is in the scrolls.

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>That doesn't make even slight sense. If their plan is to get Kaworu to hijack Lilith's body, he would find out it's Lilith either in the briefing room or once he gets to Central Dogma. There is zero logic in not telling him up front. They simply didn't know.
how would the people who made nerv and everything not know lilith was in central dogma where the 2nd angel was held not be lillith? They knew everything, Lilith was in the secret dead sea scrolls.
They knew it all, they made all these organizations they are the onese who have lived passed their life expectancy trying to make human instramentality a reality.

puberty hit like an impact

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>The dead sea scrolls are incredibly inaccurate from episode 1 of Evangelion. They get the date of the first angel wrong, and everything afterwards is tremendously unreliable with SEELE and NERV constantly being blindsided by angels.. There is also no indication of exactly what is in the scrolls.
do some research, it details what happens it tells them what happens when two angels became one. They get pissy when gendo kept going off script. Its simple as that.

but she cant go through puberty

>that zip for easy access

that's rebuild only, anima takes place when they're 16-17

yeah I forgot she still goes through periods.

It's possibly that Gehirn excavated Lilith, everyone said "Oh, it's another of that Adam thing we found in Antarctica again," Gendo did his Yui salvage attempt with Rei (from the Lilith-budded Unit 01,) it botched and Lilith's soul came into the Yui clone, making Rei I. Then I would guess Gendo either figured out himself that he was dealing with something separate from Adam, or Rei knew herself and told him

Regardless of the specifics of exactly how Gendo knows it's Lilith but SEELE doesn't, there is simply no reason why SEELE would know it's Lilith and tell Kaworu it's Adam, because he will find out either way when he sees.

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Victimless crime.

Oh, she's tsunderely peaking into his hospital bed. I guess that made it alright for her to laugh when he died and not care whatsoever.

Kimochi warui

>It's possibly that Gehirn excavated Lilith
Seele made Gehirn you dope
Seele knew where to excavate and unearth lilith. The whole point of the scrolls was to tell them about lilith. They knew all along and they were tricking Kaworu to try to absob lilith only to be stopped. No angel should be present when they attempt human instramentality because the angels would quickly take over.
Its stupid to think that seele didnt know. They made 2nd impact happen on purpose.

>there is simply no reason why SEELE would know it's Lilith and tell Kaworu it's Adam, because he will find out either way when he sees.
yeah there is, they created it all, they funded it all, even second impact happened by their design. The secret documents proves this.

>Seele knew where to excavate and unearth lilith. The whole point of the scrolls was to tell them about lilith.
No, you're lying, sorry.

You sound like you read evageeks for fifteen minutes and are now set on regurgitating everything you saw in Yea Forums threads.

wiki.evageeks.org/Dead_Sea_Scrolls

this sounds like projecting to me.

>even second impact happened by their design
In the sense that they wanted it and started it yes. But they wanted to tang everyone there and then but failed so it didn't really happen by their design in this sense.

no they didnt want to tang everyone there, they did it to shrink adam into an embryonic state. They knew that human contact with adam would cause the 2nd impact, this was part of the plan and if you watch the show you would know it just killed half of eartha population. It didnt do anything close to human instramentality. The reason was they needed to kill all the angels first before they would proceed with the project.

Yes and the dub was always bad.

yeah. had the bad dub too but I am so upset they fucked it up even worse.

>That was not like Asuka at all.
>user ALMOST gets the point.

You must cover one eye to truly see with perfection like her

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>Implying anno was actually trying to ruin the franchise.
The thing is: Anno didnt make it bad on purpose.
He actually thinks its good shit

Pretty much, yeah. I wanted a fridge like that ever since I first saw it and it's capabilities.

EoE Cyclops Asuka > Rebuild Cyclops Asuka

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If her arm is fine I'm sure the eye is actually still there too.

A Japanese girl I hung out with at my uni was always eating and especially loved sweets and somehow stayed petite.

Holy shit this guy’s nearly 40 and still hangs out in Yea Forums.I guess there is no way out.

Daily reminder Asuka only takes it in the ass.

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I take open bitchiness over that passive aggressive awful cunt that is Rei.

holy FUCK where is this what is this

>sauce of DEATH

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Daily reminder not canon.

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i did at 2005
started Yea Forums 2006 because i thought this place was evangelion forum on steroids

should i watch the rebuild movies? is still don't get most of the shit happened in NGE

EPISODES ARE ONLY CANON

FUCKING WATCH THEM WITH ORIGINAL JAP VOICES AND YOUR LANGUAGES SUBS

One does not prevent you from doing the other. They are not proper sequels and do not require any lore knowledge from the series

Its probably healing with instrumentality magic.
I wonder is Toji would get his leg back

>Gendo cleanshaven
now the moon will fall from the sky
great

If Rei has the soul of Lilith, and Lilith is the mother of humans and therefore the EVA, why doesn't she have 100% sync rate with the EVAs?

I don't agree with people that Rebuild is bad. Especially not 3.33.

Shinkinami is essentially Asuka stripped of being an actual character, and turned into a soulless archetype tsundere character on purpose so that you would feel something was off about her. Like it wasn't actually her, and it was some stock replacement character.

Her and Asuka from 3.33 are two totally different people/characters.

Anno partly saying that the industry is overly relying on archetypes instead of making real characters. Or at least, that's my personal interpretation and feelings on the manner.

Shikinami is the only barely good thing in 3.33 but the rest is an absolute clusterfuck of ass.

>something something clone of Yui
>something something became her own person
>something something not in turn with her own true nature most of the show
>something something Prototype Eva with dead Rei 1 soul trying to rebel against Gendo and Ritsuko

In your own post you explained a good part of why the rebuilds are bad.
Shikinami is Asuka stripped of her character.
Rebuild Rei is Rei stripped of her character (Rei's character arc is about introspection and finding her place in a world she doesnt belong to, not being a generic love interest like in 2.0)
Rebuild Misato is misato stripped of her character. She is supposed to compensate for her depression with carnal pleasures and vice.

Evangelion is a series about characters, not fancy explosions or cool fights. Those are merely the icing on top of the cake.
Rebuild is all style no substance, the characters suck, thus the movies are horrible

Only Unit-01 is born from Lilith.
All other Evas are born from Adam.

And even Kaworu wasn't really syncing with Unit-02, he mentions his ability to control it is because the soul inside went dormant.
While Yui is always active and ready to deny Rei piloting Unit-01 if she feels like it.

>Rei AyaNAMI
>Asuka Langley ShikiNAMI
>Mari Illustrious MakiNAMI

If you don't think the characters being stripped of what makes them unique wasn't intentional by now, I don't know what to tell you. The hints are also in the changed names.

"Nami" stands for "average" or "common" in Japanese. Anno is practically spelling it out here. There is a lesson he's setting up probably for people to figure out.

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just a girl just an ordinary girl
but she was looking to the sky

>implying we can decide that without knowing what her pussy smells like. And what her asshole tastes like

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Church attendance SKYROCKETED during the Gulf War. You can bet your ass those who've been trying to convince themselves that Jesus never existed would be bending the knee if even a fraction of EVA happened for real.

She breaks it

I thought nami was wave

different kanji I think.

I can tell you what Asuka doesn't taste/smell like.

Lavender

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>this same tired argument again and again
Evangelion wasn't the first, the last, or the best character story in anime. If you haven't figured out by now that a visual medium must have compelling visuals and visual story telling to be good, I don't know how to help you understand that NGE would never, ever have had the same popularity without the stunning visuals, including and especially the action scenes. You're literally trying to argue that over 50% of the actual story you're so worked up about doesn't matter.

Once upon a time I would have taken Misato over Asuka, hands-down and no contest. Nowadays though... redheads just work some kind of magic over me.

SEELE are the Elders of Zion, all the wish is total dominance through the fulfillment of their prophecy.

rei was there for the ride

Holy fuck, this is it. The perfect analogy.
Shikinami is like playing Mario Kart on 50 CC. She's like a 90s 2D Fighter on the easiest difficulty. She's like playing 2hu on Easy. It's the same game every time but it will never be as fun precisely because it's so much more limited.

DO IT TO ME EVERYTIME

You ever sucked a dick while getting paizuri? Try it some time

kaworufags: the best people ever and a joy to hang out with and kiss

Are you a wizard?

Dudes, she's 14 !

Punished Shikimami jumps back up to nightmare mode though.

How come eva never got any pedo claims in the first place?

abandon all hope ye who enter here

fuck. I am almost 40.

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im 26 found here at 2006 at 12 year old

I can't imagine being 12 and on Yea Forums. I was already in college when I first found it in its first year.

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>perfection
perfect at being horrible

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Most of the site is much younger than you are. I started visiting when I was 14, a year or so before Code Geass

How? I wasn't even alive back then

Only just watched it last year for the first time at age 24.

27, finished manga only this February.

Fucking Shinji
WHO THE FUCK WOULD NOT HOLD HER IN THIS SITUATION
SOMEONE TELL ME WHO ?????????

The entire point of the rebuilds is to show their growth in their rebirth cycle. How in the fuck are time loops not obvious as fuck?

Man, sure people love to say
>The entire point of (evangelion work) was [thing that was not the entire point at all]

What's the source

>I was already in college when I first found it in its first year.
Those of us like that are an increasingly small number.

At what age are you not allowed to have fun anymore?

Remember, you are here forever.
With Asuka stomping on your balls.

?

It's a clear demonstration that self- improvement is a gradual, difficult process. All the children have worked on their problems and they still revert to their faults in 3.33. Even the "curse of the EVA" is a literal lack of growth.

Rate Shinji's odds of survival.

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0%

based

Leave this board right fucking now

Why is this zoomer seething?

I did. 1996.

Wrong, 波 means wave because all the character names are naval-themed
Shikinami is named after the warship

Y/N?

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y

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Why is she pulling on Kaworu's tie?

some Yea Forums thread from 2004
just like this image

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Aircraft carrier to destroyer is still a pretty big downgrade.

0.000000^1%

How did she justify bringing him in the plug with her again?

Pretty sure that's kuro tengu

Wanted to assert superiority after hearing Kaji praise him for his good performances and talent.

I realize that, but how did she justify it to him? I don't remember her even trying

I give him a baka-shinji/10

Because Asuka is a jobber and can't win any fights in the show without Shinji or Rei's help

She just said do it and that was it

>mfw born ginger male
I had bad RNG anons, its all over for me.

Get tan dye hair take showers

whats not to love about this

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Not everyone feels the need to watch meme anime titles just to fit in, I still haven't seen it because it's just one series in my moutainous backlog

Subconciously wanted to introduce him to her mama.

i wish i was penpen bros

she was defeated by shinji's cock

Every single woman in Evangelion is a fucking trainwreck, probably all the male characters too (Shinji and Gendo for certain), we just didn't delve enough into the psyche's of most male characters Actually, Kaji was kind of fucked up too, he seemed decent on the surface, and you can write off his womanizing as part of his job being a double agent. But usually the psyche it takes to be a professional spy and to use people for information like that, borders on sociopathy. Toji seemed normal, but we didn't really delve into him, he might have been fucked up too.

Misato we know is a mess almost immediately, Rei we know is autistic from the first time she talks, Asuka takes about 5 minutes for us to recognize she's got serious issues, Ritsuko comes across as the most rational and normal woman until about episode 23 where her character is shown to be a fucking mess too.

Kaji was fucked up in being too consumed by work
The men at SEELE were fucked up in their obsession with playing God
Kensuke was fucked up for still wanting to be an Eva pilot after seeing how it mentally screwed up all his friends
Shinji, Gendo, Kaworu are the most obviously fucked up

Toji seemed the only person who was legitimately normal.

Can I change sides after 15 years? I was a reifag until last year.

I think if we'd gotten to know Toji better he'd have been fucked up too since one of the points of the show is that even seemingly normal people like Ritsuko were complete fucking messes once you saw them from inside their own head, and that the feelings of fear of rejection, fear of being alone, fear of death, fear of non existence, fear of loss of idenity, desire for praise, love, and others seeing value in you, were universal.

The show is action anime until about episode 22, once Kaji dies it starts tearing down egos, and by episode 25 it becomes full blown ego death and circular thoughts like a psychedelic drug at high dose.

no

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as much of a wreck as Asuka was, she's the one I wanted to hold and comfort the most. She just seemed like she needed it the most.

Relationship? FUCK NO.
But she did need a hug and I'd do that.

That's the whole point of a tsundere character.

We don't often delve into the insecurities of tsundere characters to that level but yeah, Tsunderes are usually insecure and bluffing confidence.

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Apparently she'd stroke his face and tell him she needs him

SEELE wanted Kaworu to reunite with Adam to begin Instrumentality according to their wishes. Gendo defied SEELE by creating Rei, which allowed him to program and create an instrumentality of his own invention. That is why he is the king of Lillin, the children of Lillith.

"king of lilin" is a rebuild thing, it's no-where in original NGE afaik. Asuka is also referred to as the princess in Rebuild.

>Gendo defied SEELE by creating Rei, which allowed him to program and create an instrumentality of his own invention.
Sure, but that has nothing to do with Gendo opseccing that Lilith's body was actually Adam's body. There is no clear explanation of why he did that, what he hoped to accomplish.

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Rebuild isn't canon. Its only anno's mental masturbation.

Just you wait, he'll bring time loop bullshit into it to connect it to the original series, and start retconning parts of EoE.

Rebuild is canon, you're both wrong on that.
Gendo keeps secrets from SEELE because he wants to recreate the world in his image, not in theirs. If SEELE knew that Adam was infact Lillith they would have raided and taken over NERV headquarters long before EoE.

I have never seen anybody drink from a can of beer with a straw. Is this some kinda Nip stupidity?

>I don't know what canon means

Reminder that this is official, canon art

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>If SEELE knew that Adam was infact Lillith they would have raided and taken over NERV headquarters long before EoE
SEELE always knew it was Lilith in the basement. They knew Eva-01 was Lilith's progeny the whole time, and about the Black Moon.
By default they would have zero means of performing their original instrumentality plan if it wasn't Lilith in the basement.

This too

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>SEELE always knew it was Lilith in the basement.
No they didn't, otherwise they wouldn't have told Kaworu it was Adam down there.

>By default they would have zero means of performing their original instrumentality plan if it wasn't Lilith in the basement.

It's a common misconception, but SEELE really had no intention of tanging humanity.
In one of the unused drafts for EoE, we see Misato hunched over a Central Dogma computer. She says to herself: "So, that's why they needed the 12 mass production eva units." (one for each member of SEELE.) In the final cut she just says "So that's the real truth behind Second Impact." (that it was not a meteor)
See wiki.evageeks.org/Resources:End_of_Evangelion_Screenplays#Episode_25.27

In NGE 2 (the video game, almost surely written by Anno and the source of wiki.evageeks.org/Classified_Information_(Translation) ) we see a scenario where SEELE successfully carries out their plan. It's one of the endings of the game. In this ending SEELE transfers their souls into the s2 engined mass production Eva units, then destroys the Lances of Longinus. With the only means of killing them disposed of, they reign over humanity as immortal "protectors" (tyrants) with absolute power. That's all SEELE wanted in the end, power.

>Mari is going to be canon
Holy fuck I hate this shit.

>negative ass

>No they didn't, otherwise they wouldn't have told Kaworu it was Adam down there.
SEELE sent Kaworu to die.

Is there a reason all the angels had to be dead for instrumentality to take place?

Why would they not just kill him themselves? They have twelve ascended evas and countless other resources, it's not like they can't kill him.
There is zero logic in sending him down there on a complete gamble that Shinji will kill him

From what I understand to control Instrumentality you need the favor of both Lilith and Adam.
SEELE wanted to control it which is why they raised Adam in a human
Gendo wanted to control it which is why he raised Rei in a human

Shinji was able to cuck them both with his MC powers and get the favor of both Kaworu and Rei, thus leading him to control instrumentality and allow people to decide their own fates (stay in tang, live in the real world)

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The twelve ascended evas are made from his body and his dummy plugs.
He could easily just control them, Adam-based evas can't do shit against Kaworu.

It's delicious.

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He's a human clone, like Rei. They could invite him in for a chat and shoot him in the head. There was no reason they needed Shinji to kill Kaworu.

The dead sea scrolls told them to.

That's really nice of him.

What are you basing this thought on?

He also has a strongest AT field ever, if it was that easy they would have done it.
I think they assumed only a Lilith-based Eva like Unit 01 would be able to kill him.

Not that it matters because Kaworu gave up, saying he'd rather die by Shinji's hand than merge with Lilith and kill everyone.

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I don't understand why Kaworu couldn't just come into contact with Lilith and start an impact.

He's an angel right? I thought angels were attacking the Geofront to get at Lilith to make an impact?

Why can't he do it?

Who is the human genetic base for Kaworu?
One of SEELE's people, some totally random person, Misato's dad?

Isn't that exactly what he was trying to do when he got his head popped off?

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Because Adam + Lilith is an impact that destroys everyone. This is what happened during the second and third impacts.

If Adam was down in Dogma, it would just be Kaworu reforming with his body.

>I thought angels were attacking the Geofront to get at Lilith to make an impact?
Only like 2-3 of them, most were just trying to return to Adam.
Likewise Kaworu doesn't want to merge with Lilith and kill everyone, he was looking for his body.

The angels were instinctively seeking out Adam to cause an impact that would let their life thrive on Earth and wipe out Lilith's.
However they can't seem to tell the difference when they sense Lilith/Adam.

The angel that attacked in Asuka's introduction was the only one who had the right target, the Adam embryo that Kaji was transporting.

They can still cause an impact with Lilith, but all that does is kill everyone and everything.

It's never said,
Most likely suspects are Keel, Misato's dad, or Gendo

>Gendo
You can eliminate him as a possibility, they look nothing alike.

Besides, you really want 2 incest love interests in one series?

Seeing Kaoru suddenly start levitating and controlling the eva with his mind was fucking cool, that episode blew my mind when I was younger

I only say he could be a possibility because Anno is that deranged and obsessed with Freud paralells to make Rei and Kaworu = Mother and Father

Plus Gendo was in Antarctica before the impact, right? He might have offered his own DNA because he thought it would help him control instrumentality maybe, idk.

Alright so adam+Lilith equals global reset like a fail safe? But its different with third impact because of Rei's involvement and sort of giving Shinji a choice?

I was confused in thinking Kaworu's goal was an adam based impact, as in once he got his body back he'd rest shit to Angel dominated Earth (I felt his dialogue about it being his fate was implying he can't really control his urge to reset the order)

Is there such a thing as an adam +adam impact? I thought thats what the angels were trying to do by finding adam.

>Rei isn't pure
>But it was Kaworu
i feel conflicted

It's okay because he's her alien god brother

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No I think you're right user, if Kaworu had found Adam down there and merged with his body, I assume it would given him the power to destroy all lilith-based life to make the earth inhabitable for angels again.

>he can't really control his urge to reset the order
Yeah I think this is true based on how other angels react and how he urged Shinji to kill him before its too late.

>tfw lifting hard, doing martial arts, working and studying so I can become an emotional rock for my friends and family to lean upon

I wonder if that's why I love Asuka so much. I can identify and relate to her suffering and just wanna be there to give her a hug and help her make it through life. Plus she's cute af

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desu I only live through life in hopes I can meet a kaworu to save me from my misery

Kaworu was looking for adam body. When he sees Lilith he goes "wait a minute, this is the wrong angel". I suppose he and the other angels can feel where powerful are, but not be 100% sure if its lilith or adam based.

I wouldn't call third impact a Lilith + Adam "fail safe" either.
I would say its just depends on the person in control of it. If shinji said "can you guys just fly away to space without killing us", i think that maybe third impact wouldn't have happened (well, at least to EoE degree. There is still a moon being raised out of Japan. There is SOME destruction)

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Technically, my dad watched it on its first UK airing. Throughout my childhood all I remembered was that it aired alongside martian successor nadesica, that scene where shinji repeatedly yells "ENEMIES", and the fucking vagina forehead eye

Is this a satire post meant to make me hate asukafags?

Asuka was one of my first faps but I prefer them older now

everyone who starts as an Asuka/Rei-fag inevitably slides towards Misato as they get older

it is written in the sea scrolls.
really, if there were Angels left then there would still be enemies to come, and as we know Angels they would then repopulate the planet in their image.

I dont think a physical moon was lifted out of Japan, I thought it was just a ball of souls Lilith was forming

I had heard of this long ago and forgotten.
Is there any way to know who actually wrote the games, and if so, which were actually written by Anno? As we approach 3.0+1.0 I feel it's important to collect all material and begin to place it within a continuum, but I'd only like to include sources actually written by Anno himself or Sadamoto.

Either
A. The remaining angels would be merged with humanity as part of instrumentality, fucking things up
B. The remaining angels can initiate a fourth impact against tang-humanity and kill it.

>it's dark under here
>I hate rei
>I wish I was at home reading about guitars right now

>repopulate the planet in their image.
What would that look like even? Never thought about that sort of endgame before.

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So you can choose:
>crazy redhead cunt that won't stop bitching
>an autistic and cold retard with the body of a 13 years old boy
>roastie that is a cumduster and is also traumatized
Fapping to the comatose bitch is the best thing Shinji did

>not conquering the enemies' women with your bro from one end to the other
You're the gay

what the fuck is up with the drawing in 3.0? she looks like a completely different character

15 years will do that.

Isn't she?

So about instrumentality. People can return from it if they want. But how can they even start to want it? If they are all combined into a single entity there is no more a self that can make the decision or to even realize that it exists at this point.

Just a bunch of big ass angels walking around

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That is possibly a major issue.
We don't really know the state everyone's soul was left in.
It took Shinji a month to leave Unit 01 without instrumentality and as one of only 2 souls in there.

Maybe Rei has to give everyone their own 1 on 1 therapy session like she did for Shinji, and Asuka was just the second person she got around to.
Maybe Asuka left because Shinji was missing, while everyone else chose to stay since everyone they know and love are already with them - why risk leaving?

Oyakodon!

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It was all part of making Shinji unstable so that Unit01 could beserk and ascend to its demon form, allowing the Evas sync with it and unlock the Doors of Guf

Kaworu, through his life, grew fond of humanity. He would rather have sacrificed himself, as he's canonically done every chance he had, than destroy humanity. Put straightforward, he's noble and cannot imagine his existence or the existence of his brood as more worthy of existence than Humanity.

SEELE prefered if Shinji was just shot dead and the MP-Evas captured a pilotless Unit-01 so they have better control over it.
Since Shinji was in they shrug and improvise by going for breaking his mind to remove him as a factor.

Ashitkafags are too fucking loud everyday, you just get used by their autistic screechings.

Sounds boring, at least the Lilin fight and build shit sometimes. What would they even do, just exist? Do they even reproduce? Each of them seems like a one-of-a-kind sorta thing, I wonder if they'd fight.

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Well that's that then. Reifags actually didn't get Evangelion, even more so because they are attracted to non-offensive safe choice characters like Rei.

No, only Adam/Kaworu can reproduce angels - the other angels are all male
I think they'd do more than exist - we see them in the series capable of communicating with humans and having their own perceived sense of individuality.

>Rebuild

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Interesting. Compassionate people go for Asuka while hateful ones go for Rei.

painfully relatable

was unit 02 even asuka's mom?

Wait so....

The JSSDF invading NERV was just them trying to wrest control from a rogue psychopath scientist who threatened to destroy the earth? They were the good guys and NERV were the bad guys?

Stop posting without watching EoE

Asukafags and Reifags are just the same, seriously. Don't act like a pure nigger.

>good guys

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I've seen EoE at least 10 times.

Uh oh weak incel can't stand the sight of a man wanting to give back to his friends and community because he has already or is in the process of MAKING it

Typical from rei/kaworu fags lol

The JSSDF were just tricked into thinking NERV was doing 3rd Impact (which is true though), they are just the ultimate case of "just following orders" by slaughtering defenseless NERV staff and children.

Wonder what Asuka's kill count on them was.
She looked so happy as she was doing it.

Although I understand what you're referencing, I never associated the link between her mom and Unit 02 as strongly as I did Yui and Unit 01.

SEELE's plan was to become immortal in the s2 engined mass-production evas and essentially enslave humanity, so no.

Then you apparently skipped past the scene of Asuka's mom blatantly being in 02 as Asuka loudly shouts it in joy on all 10 watches.

>Live up to your promises Asuka, don't be a liar now

Kind of. That phone call to the guy sitting infront of the giant clock implies SEELE told the UN director that Gendo was gonna cause Third Impact so yeah they were trying to stop that.

But they were being used by SEELE.

It's Shinji. Just look at the similarities.
Yui and Gendo were highly involved in the Eva project. It was decided long before Shinji grew up that he would pilot unit 01. SEELE used his DNA plus Adams to make themselves a trigger that could also pilot unit 01.

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user none of those look similar, are you autistic? Any similarities between the two can be chalked up to same face character design.

Probably would look similar. Lillith is the base DNA of all life on Earth, and you see how diverse that is. In the case that Adam took over he would just create another LCL sea and life would proceed as normal, the only difference being that Adam's DNA would be the base "soup" rather than Lillith's.

she is a different character altogether from the Asuka in EvaTV. Maybe a mental projection of Shinji's intentions after the initial 3I? We'll know soon enough.

GeoFront is where Lilith's Black Moon landed. Adam's White Moon landed on Antarctica.

Instrumentality is controlled by the one left, Shinji. His first desire was to recreate the LCL sea, meaning there is no separation, everyone is one being. He decides later that he is ok with there being others and would be lonely without them, but since the LCL sea already existed it was only those who could conceptualize themselves who were able to reform from the LCL and reclaim their bodies.

Shinji x Rei is the only true ship, you dumb gay faggots. A.) Rei isn't Shinji's mom/half sister because the DNA amount of Yui is incredibly negligible, B.) Rei didn't willingly destroy the world/initiate Third impact. She handed the decision of that to the only boy she respects and loves, Shinji- WHO DECIDED TO INITIATE IT. C.) The giant Rei isn't actually truly Rei, but Lilith. D.) There is multiple hints of Shinji x Rei in the original NGE, the rebuilds, and the Manga.

Asukafags are willingly blind

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Instrumentality sounds like a netherworld the same as not existing at all or existing in pure isolation. Seems like the only real way to exist is to exist as a separate entity but surrounded by other separate entities that are different. That way others are able to validate your shared experience but at the same time you have differences that make your experience unique and your own

If you exist in isolation your concept of self disappears because it has nothing to compare to. If you exist as just one part of a whole you lose yourself in collective consciousness and don't ever have just your own thoughts, and if you're dead and just stop existing entirely, again you lose yourself.

The only way to preserve ego is to be separate but not alone.

More like this.

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Both girls are potential candidates you fucking moron.

Asuka is at least tangible at the end of the series where as Rei is some kind of quantum ghost.

Kaworu was dead, so they could not opt him in to take control over the Eva. Perhaps they would use the Dummy system, or perhaps they had different intentions altogether.
I think the answer to is more akin to, if Shinji wouldn't have killed him, he would not be able to control his compulsion to recombine with Adam (actually Lillith) and would destroy humanity, which he decided was worse than allowing humanity a chance to continue on.

>Shinji x Rei
Sorry,but Rei is for me

Yes, but Lilith did not physically lift up the black moon

>A.) Rei isn't Shinji's mom/half sister
wrong
>B.) Rei didn't willingly destroy the world/initiate Third impact.
wrong
>C.) The giant Rei isn't actually truly Rei, but Lilith
wrong
>D.) There is multiple hints of Shinji x Rei in the original NGE, the rebuilds, and the Manga.
wrong, but I didn't watch the rebuilds, so it's possible, but those aren't canon anyways

there's also hints of Shinji x Asuka, and even Shinji x Misato.

Hell it's basically spelled out in the sequence where the angel takes on the forms of the 3 of them naked and asks Shinji if he wants to unite with them body and soul.

True, but it was still protruding out of the planet after the big nipple explosion.

>the rebuilds, and the Manga
Fanfiction isn't canon.

Her mom was implanted into Unit 02, but it wasn't as successful as Yui. Her body was left in the world, which is why she was insane and a shell of her former self. The only piece of her soul she retained was a part of her love for Asuka, but in that she couldn't even recognize her own daughter. That is why she killed herself.

Asuka and Shinji would never happen in the million years, retard. Shinji didn't even react when he kissed Asuka.

If Asuka and Shinji ever got into a relationship, it would revolve around Asuka continually bullying Shinji as he gets more and more emotionally dead inside.

Also, Rei can be willed back just like literally anyone else, Asuka just washed up on the beach first.

Yeah man, totally. Especially the final scene in EoE with Shinji and Re- oh wait.
What about when Shinji screamed in despair because he wanted to help Rei so muc- oh no that was Asuka.
What about when he said to hinself that he needed Re- Asuka again.
Did he at least masturbate to Rei? What's that, it was Asuka?

I thought the multiplicity of the human species was a unique trait of Lilith-based life, as opposed to the singular entities that the other angels were?
Otherwise what's the difference between our form of life and theirs?

nose, eyes, chin, ears. even their body structures. They are as similar as a half-adam half-human would be. Rei doesn't look exactly like Yui, there is a falseness to her. Same applies here with Kaworu.

God I wish, Kaworu x Shinji being incest would be so hot.

Also notice when you invert Rei and Asuka they get each other's colors and same with Shinji and Kaworu

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We're just going to ignore the whole lead up to instrumentality then where Shinji practically begs Asuka to accept him?

Christ dude, there's nothing wrong with liking and shipping Rei as your Eva girl but to pretend the series didn't have multiple female interests laid out for Shinji is honestly pathetic.

> Imagine ignoring the multiple times Shinji strangled Asuka in an effort to ship the two
> Imagine ignoring how incredibly unhealthy their relationship is because a sexually repressed boy masturbated to a breast

It's just some autistic Reifag sperging out. Pay it no mind.

You're just going to ignore how Shinji either internally or externally practically begged EVERYONE in the series to accept him? Are you really that stupid?

This.
He cared about all 3 of them to the point where the angel could use their visages to probe at his psyche.

>implying anyone on the website was born before 2000

Reminder that Asuka wins in nearly every canon, and Rei only has a VN route win as the Baloney Pony verse genki Rei.

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2000 was the first time they showed it in german free tv. Before you could only watch it if you were lucky enough to get the vhs for it in some obscure otaku shop that i didn't even know existed in my city back then.

To my understanding, Angels are to Adam as Adam is to Lillith. They are a seed race that land on a planet and plant their DNA, populating the planet with life based on their genetic signature.

>Implying Shinji doesn't have a strangling fetish
>Implying having sex with a homunculus would be healthier

I assume he's just baiting these sorts of responses, not worth replying to.
'88 here, and I'm far from the oldest person even itt I'm sure.

I'm not. I'm pointing out that Asuka was ALSO a potential "ship". I'm not a retard who pretends parts of a series don't exist to suit my stupid ship like that Reifag.

>I-It can't be that others are older than me, r-right?

This is the only correct answer. There are multiple hints of Shinji x Asuka, Shinji x Rei, Shinji x Misato, and Shinji x Kawarou throughout the series.

However, the ONLY person Shinji states that he loves is Kawarou.

Asukafags and Reidfags are mentally ill.

No!
2005
Spanish dub (lat)

brb, gotta jerk off to this and save it in my jar.
Thanks, user!

>1986
I am an elder.

>Oldfag's post in the Eva threads
Based

well Kawarou wasn't there yet at that point.. but yeah, I guess Shinji was a faggot.

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I thought that was just praying on his lust, doesnt mean he really wants to date Misato or anything

>Kawaoru
HIS NAME IS KAWORU
IT'S NOT KAORU
NOT COW ROO
NOT KAWOUROERU

IT'S KAWORU
HOLY SHIT

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Asuka says it best: Anyone would do.
Shinji is type of person who latches as soon as someone shows him kindness and affection because he grew up without parents.

The whole point of those scenes were to spell out to the viewer the fact that all of these women represent different aspects of what Shinji understands of the female side of humanity, they're like simulacra of Jungian archetypes to him.

Asuka is clearly the "sister" archetype, Rei is the "daughter" archetype and Misato is the "mother" archetype.

The Freudian take on it would be that all of these women are a possibility because we look for the archetypal aspect of what our own mothers lack (speaking from the perspective of Shinji here)

Anybody trying to analyze this series without having read either of these authors is going to have a hard time, I've read a bit of both and still have trouble unraveling everything. I suppose it's designed that way though.

this, also, is a tool to teach Shinji the importance of accepting others and forming true bonds, not just superficial ones that allow him to be safe from emotional pain.

I think you're right, but if that's the case then why are the angels all so radically different from one another, unless they're ALL seeds but I presumed only Adam/Lilith were actual seeds.
>inb4 humans are radically different from one another too
Sort of, but we all share the same body plan and none of us are giant blue diamonds or whatever.

> t. Shinji

Kawaroo?

Karl?

Not really, Shinji never really showed sexual interest in any of them. He cared about them. The closest was when he was leaning in to kiss Asuka while she was asleep but then she whimpered about her mother and guilt took hold of him and he realized what he saw of Asuka was a facade covering up a very broken and insecure person, to the point of him not being at all turned on kissing her.

I guess he cared about her almost more like a sister, same with Rei, and older sister for Misato. They were all people in his life with similar circumstances, so they were like family, even if Rei was distant, he still thought of her being someone like him so he cared about her. Toji too but to a lesser extent.

as another user pointed out, only one who really got any kind of sexual response from Shinji was Kaworu.

Whatever you say, Kawarou

Carl?

Yes, jacking off over Asuka's tits is not a sexual response.
Also Magma Diverand "it expanded"

You seem to be correct: wiki.evageeks.org/First_Ancestral_Race
From supplemental data, the First Ancestral Race, sensing their own demise, created seven Seeds of Life to spread life through the galaxy. Angels are the seed of Adam, Man the seed of Lillith. Only 1 seed was meant to land on each planet, but Lillith and Adam both landed on Earth. That's what makes the events of Eva a revelation of prophecy; it was destined to happen since the initial error.
>he FAR placed artifacts known as the Spears of Longinus—awesomely powerful A.T. Field-penetrating tools—within each Moon to control the Seed in case of any contingencies, such as if two Seeds came to occupy the same planet.

Honestly, the first time I watched NGE I was shocked at the homosexuality. Never before had I ever seen an anime where the protagonist is homosexual/homosexual-leaning.

It was a groundbreaking moment.

Give it a rest man.

Give what a rest? The truth that literally anyone who paid attention to the series can see?

Never saw the series but I'm aware of it through other interests like Godzilla. The opening theme makes me feel sad and nostalgic. Why am I like this?

Shinji clearly showed sexual interest in Asuka, mostly because she flaunted it towards him so much.
For Rei and Misato it's more debatable, I don't think he saw them in that light.

For Kaworu he loved him, but I don't think his feelings were fueled by lust - which is a huge foil to his relationship with Asuka.
He's bi, not homo

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Shinji has fantasized about Asuka, Rei, and Misato. He landed on Rei's naked body by mistake in her apartment, and during the assimilation was joined at the hips having sex with Rei.

C'mon, man.

Man, I love Rei but Reifags and Kaworu fags are the worst. I swear they purposefully misinterpret the story to fit their canon so their ship makes sense.

I said it before and I'll say it again:

REIfags are weak NEETS who don't take the initiative to improve their real life and instead look for unconditional love from the most obedient non-confrontational girl in the series.

ASUKA chads are all strong willed go-getter who are going to make it and all of whom are going to squat 4pl8 for reps in their lifetime. They embrace reality and all the pain that comes with it.

There's a reason Anno hates Reifags and loves Asuka, and it's also the reason Rei was prominent in Instrumentality and Asuka was prominent in reality at the end of EoE.

Basically, /thread

Shinji isn't homosexual, or even bisexual. Kaworu wasn't making a sexual advance just by putting his hand on Shinji's- you have to remember that Kaworu was basically designed as a spy to cause the 3rd Impact but that didn't mean that he didn't have genuine feelings, which is evidenced by how he died

Shinji craves attention or genuine touch from anybody and Kaworu is the first person (note PERSON, in the translation) to ever show him that. Like, in the entire series.

You wonder why some people do the transgender thing or go gay? They're just craving human connection, and attempting a new avenue.

>ASUKA chads
I know you hate Asukafags,but you don't need to do this

Dude, no matter however you try to slice it: You're confusing Asuka's overt, edgy abrasiveness and bitchy attitude with actual strength and character growth.

Asuka is basically a "strong, independent woman" stereotype and ends up mindbroken and suicidal who knows how many times in the series.

If you think it'd be smart for ANYONE to get with such a ridiculously fucked up person, more power to ya.

If the angels were created from Adam, who was on Earth, were they all just hanging around waiting for the show to start? Seems like at least a few of them were coming from outside the atmosphere, one in particular at least.
I'm no authority on this show and am just wondering, not pushing an interpretation or anything.

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that one guy who false flags as an asukafag in every thread is weird

OR were there multiple Adams/Liliths spread across the stars, and the angels we see all came from Adam-seeded worlds?

Like I said earlier, all of those women are representative of Shinji's understanding of what femininity is.

Rei is the daughter archetype. Hence the complete lack of connection when he lands on her, and the assimilation is representative of how he feels that she is an outgrowth of him from the root chakra (see: Tree of Life imagery)

That sounds kind of fucked up but it's actually an example of Shinji taking place of his father, and Rei reinforces this relationship dynamic by giving Shinji the choice at the end, she's deferring to a father figure.

I'm being completely unironic

If Shinji could have lived with Rei, he would have had a chance for much more exposure to her naked body.

Cheers to another Asuka thread hitting 500

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I'm not false flagging I just sincerely love life and my waifu

Based and REDpilled

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As expected of the best girl.

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>sincerely love life

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There is. Instrumentality is dream-like and you arent ALWAYS aware, but there are glimpses of your consciousness every once a while

>Asuka was 14 in 2015
>Which means she's 18 today

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I always figured Misato's cross was a sort of anchor for Shinji while he was in instrumentality.

She is 17, her birthday is December 4, 2001.

Shinji did just turn 18 this month.

That's a pity. But alas, legality is just a formality anyway.

Misato's cross is a symbol of Shinji's link with his mother

Every human being craves validation and human connection. If the motive invalidates their feelings then basically every single human being on earth is incapable of love.

I think they started 'hatching' from their embryos in 2000 during second impact, and were slowly growing around the world during those 15 years.

That makes more sense, good thought user I hadn't considered it.

>Misato
>Pronounced like "Me saw TOE"
>Her bare feet and toes on display in almost every domestic scene

The moon was absolutely physically lifted, together with the geofront and NERV
Fuyu and the assistants were into space by the time they got tanged

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I'm saying that the motive wasn't sexual, and proof is provided in the context of the show.

That's actually the one thing they got right with the Netflix version.

None of the implied sexual tension in this entire series is actually meant to be anything more than a visual representation of the extreme loneliness that pervades nearly every main character.

Shit, even the literal only sex scene with Misato and Ryoji is only there to highlight the fact that they are lying to one another. Kaji is using Misato for information and Misato is using Kaji's phsyicality for some kind of simulation of connection despite knowing she's being used herself.

That's what's so interesting to me about how people interpret this show. The characters are sexualized from a purely visual perspective in many cases, but the content of the show has absolutely nothing to do with sexuality as an aspect of humanity, it's a complete red herring for the inherent motivations of each character.

The problem is that you have a lot of horny teenagers watch it and the hormones kill their ability to interpet it correctly.