Aqua a LOUD

Aqua a LOUD

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I like her that way. its funny

I a loud her encapsulate my penis

Aqua a shit

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Sign up Now!

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Aqua a best

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No.

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Aqua a useless!

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that is horrible life advice

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>You will never punch her in her stupid face repeatedly as she begs for mercy
>You will never spit on her and fuck every single character from the Konosubaverse in front of her to drive the point further
>You will never tell her how gross and disgusting her body is leading to her eventual mental breakdown
We all have dreams Bruhs

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>she sees your dick

Absolutely based. You’re a good guy user.

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this series is my guilty pleasure. I love it so.

This life advice is helpful in some situations, say if you have to choose between more-or-less equal things. Like let's say you are Kazuma, and Darkness and Megumin are all over you, and you have to choose which one of them to make your girlfriend.
Whichever path you take, you will definitely regret it later (Darkness is a slut, Megumin will grow up to be a roastie), so just pick the one that makes you the happiest right now.

Bullying useless goddesses is so much fun!

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Aqua a annoying as fuck and NOT FUNNY
Megumin was funny for five seconds but then it's all the same joke so NOT FUNNY
Darkness only has one joke just like Megumin except hers never landed even the first time, NOT FUNNY

This show is NOT FUNNY

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i want to make aqua into a quad amputee living onahole!

Worst advice no matter the situation actually. Just because you enjoy it doesn’t mean it’s good for you even if it’s lesser of two evils.

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You must be fun at parties.

Ooh. Would like a draw user to draw this actually.

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I'm usually busy performing at parties, but yeah, I'd say I'm pretty fun. I like to drink and tell (good) jokes and fuck about

Doesn't change the fact that Konosuba is the biggest dumbest moe-est pile of NOT FUNNY since Rucky Stal~

>a bes
>a cute
>a loud

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>I'm usually busy performing at parties, but yeah, I'd say I'm pretty fun. I like to drink and tell (good) jokes and fuck about

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bonus points for empty eyes and pregnant

>LOUD
You just wait for that Parallel Hentai Isekai. You just wait.

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So the only appeal of this show is if you're a 14 year old who's never masturbated to anime before, right?
You guys can't honestly think this shit is funny

I want to have sweaty Analsex with Aqua!

my IRL friends all seem to like it and I can't figure it out
some of them even have wives, it's all very strange

I can hear that screaming harpy from here.

normies don't know what quality is and aren't afraid of sharing what they like

>I have IRL friends
>but it's definitely not me who is the normie, guys! believe me i'm totally not a normie

kill yourself.
konosuba is a good show, i'm a friendless neet and i enjoy it

shut the fuck up, kid
it's trash

What if you agreed to join if a hot cultist had sex with you?

>You guys can't honestly think this shit is funny
It is also cute.

I guess you are one of those people who can't like something that other people enjoy.
Aren't you special.

reminder

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Why does the children's cartoon "Konusuba" have a main character who wears a super short miniskirt with no panties?

That doesn't make any sense, user.

Aqua is so annoying.

Based and frogpilled

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This.

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>Aqua is loud and annoying despite being a goddess
>Megumin only likes one spell that isn't very useful
>Darkness is a masochist
>Protag is lucky
Man, a whole four jokes! I can see how people love this incredible comedy.

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>axis
i prefer allies

>Protagonist is super lucky
>The people who joined his party are all useless
Doesn't add up

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How does this show only have four jokes, you retard?
You just described the characters' personalities, while completely ignoring the plot of the show.

>Hey user! Help me study!
What do you answer?

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>Konosuba
>plot

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T-they defeat the demon king, r-right?
It's n-not just a slice of life isekai, r-r-right?

user I have bad news

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>The girl that Kazuma pushed away IS Aqua.
>After the incident everything turned into a fantasy game with Kazuma's first real interaction in the world being Aqua.
>They both got hit by the truck and suffered head injuries. As they were left comatose in the hospital a very surreal experience occurred and their consciousness linked together to form a world where only the two of them are real. The real Aqua (name unknown) is also a gamer.
>When the author gets sick of his gravy train he will close up the world and Kazuma will meet Aqua irl similar to how Kirito met Azuna after SAO. They will know each other well but not exactly well because Aqua unconsciously chose a Mary Sue version of herself over her real self due to self esteem issues.

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Sounds shitty
There's never going to be an ending because there's no story and it's all just setups for the same four jokes over and over and over and over and over as well as fapbait for the otaku

If there ever was an ending it'd be something shitty where they accidentally blow up the demon king's castle and the credits roll as they walk away, oblivious

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Konosuba. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of anime tropes most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Kazuma's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from WataMote literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Konosuba truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Megumin's existential catchphrase "EEXPRUOOOOSIOON," which itself is a cryptic reference to Katsuhiro Otomo's epic Akira. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Akatsuki Natsume's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

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What a useless Beast.

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More like KonoKUSO amirite?

She NOISY

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I like this.

me when I see aqua

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Fuck off

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I can't believe she's Aqua in real life

Useless Goddess
Useless Seiyuu
Unlike the superior Eris who does not pad her breast

wait a minute these filenames....

Delet

Based and Eris pilled

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Aqua is a LOUD CUNT.

ftfy

No. This is horrible and you should feel horrible kys user for us.

Aqua is not useless.
With her super powers, she can watch you masturbate in the dark.

And that's useful how?

Are you gay?

No and I have no idea how that's related

fukushima's voice acting is phenomenal on top of the genuinely humorous environment that the show builds really well

what does masturbating have to do with it at all

Very LOUD

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Agree to help her study but actually spend the study session bullying her with verbal abuse.

Makes plenty you contrarian brainlet

Only if she studies while sitting on my face.

Final fucking scene was literally spoiled at the very begining you fag, kazuma tps himself and demon king who's nolife sent there by aqua to dungeon and cast explosion killing them both, but then instead of beign reborn in japan as old guy he decides to be ressurected and marry darkness, credit scene is goddes giving him a blessing.

Absolutely based.

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>kazuma!

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>help me kazuma!

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>kazuma help me help me!

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>Kazuma! Kazuma!

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Go on...

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Is it rape, or is that just her orgasm face?

>SAVE M-

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>riiiiiibit

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God I wish that were me

>slllrrrrp burp!

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Thank you.

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For what purpose

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You’re welcome

i mean I wish i was the frog

Ok

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Oh well in that case, based and frogpilled

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stupid bullies can go to hell

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I'm already there. With you.

>neuro
Nice

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>light touch aquas bare vag
>cums instantly and lets out weird animalistic howl that everyone can hear

Suuuuuuck myyyy diiiiiick

Look what a bully she is

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Embrace your inner S my dude.

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Let’s fix that.

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I’ve tried to aqua gore but to no avail sadly.

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How could she drown in the element she's goddess of?

>implying she’s smart enough to remember that and not end up drowning any ways.

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Wait, if she's the goddess of water, what does it actually mean? She can't create water, she had to separately learn a talent for that, she can't even control water(only purify it by sitting in it, because reasons) and the rest of her powers aren't water related.

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>what does it actually mean
Pic related

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>ywn insert your eggs into aqua with your 30cm ovipositor
*frustrated chittering noises*

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You have to think in metaphors, user. Aqua is the goddess of water. But what is water? Water is, in fact, life itself. Aqua is the goddess of life. This fits with most of her abilities too.

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I actually kinda like Aqua

Do you want to join the Axis cult?

Fuck off aqua

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