What's her problem?

Desperate vitamin D deficiency.

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Dick still not in pussy

Her baka isn't holding her.

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Why are we always discriminated against?

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Says you.

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>Glow in the dark girl

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She has the worst mommy issues out of everyone.

Her mother went insane following an experiment with EVA unit 02 and began to neglect her in favour of a doll who she believed was her real daughter, then hung herself later, Asuka found the body.

The neglect and subsequent suicide gave Asuka a huge achievement complex.

>forcing Asuka and Rei with a tranny
Why user

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The patriarchy

Then why do you motherfuckers keep telling me that Asuka will end up winning the Shinji bowl and that they secretly want to bang each other when she clearly shows she wants to bang Kaji and he's the last thing she sees in her instrumentatlity or whatever

Because Kaiji is dead and he always rejected her.

Yes, and?

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Brainlet.

She's the only character stubborn enough to crack his shell.

She wants her senpai to notice her but she's too stupid to penetrate his AT field.

Eva is a giant chain of un reciprocated love, everyone wants someone else who is unattainable for some reason or another. And gendo is the biggest asshole in the middle of the mess.

What does rejecting have to do with anything?
Did Yui even like Gendo or are both of them crazy for different reasons?

unparalleled

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>voiced by someone who's trans
>Shinji isn't really trans

Oh hey you know Naruto is voiced by a woman in the dub, right? And that Goku is voiced by a woman in Japan?

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She's supposed to be a subversion of tsundere but accidentally became the progenitor of all modern tsundere

>>Did Yui even like Gendo or are both of them crazy for different reasons?

Gendos ultimate goal was to rejoin with her, for all i care their relationship was the only "normal" one in that She seems to represent his true desire and she probably accepted him for we have shinji who she still shows maternal love from within the eva. Though why would anyone do all of this and sacrifice so much for that guy i dont care to know. A desire to save humanity???

She's like Akane from Ranma but the attention whore version

But this is what Asuka wants, if you love Asuka truly you would accept her choice.

>took a dozen responses to get to the right one

Fucking hell

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She doesn't care about Shinji. Since day one she's like this guy's an idiot.

Nowhere does is show her falling for him, WHY would she even fall for him? He has nothing she wants and Shinji doesn't like her and likes Rei/Mom instead

2.0 is him starting Third Impact for Rei, not Asuka

Decent bait, I like the bait and switch for the Rebuilds

Imagine Anno's state after that

does anyone have the manga page where this picture is from that shows Rei and Asuka ending up pregnant afterwards?

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>try to make the most unlikable characters
>everyone ends up liking them

He must've been shattered and fell into deeper depression. Probably why we got End of Evangelion

God damn this.

>He must've been shattered and fell into deeper depression.
>Probably why we got End of Evangelion
And that's a good thing
Really, the guy must be depressed to this very day

they are responsable for the Holographic map

MUH LESS THAN 1 PERCENT OF THE POPULATION

Evangelion itself was supposed to be a subversion of mecha, but every mecha for the next couple years after Evangelion just tried to replicate it.

lel

It’s what Asuka thinks she wants. You really don’t understand women, do you?

Evangelion is also a hugely profitable marketing franchise, which to someone like Anno is probably the final nail in the coffin.

She is such a bitch that even Zero Two is better waifu material than her.

She even has to go for late 20's or early 30's dick to make herself feel important.

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How the fuck can a man hit the spot so well while fucking it up so bad?
He is indeed the master

Fuck off femcel you got buttblasted the last time you tried this shit

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>Trust me guys she wouldn't like CHADji
No you don't understand woman self-inserter

Sorry I'm chad and I don't self-insert into cucks like Shinji

>girls definetly dont like older guys
Excuese me, who don't understand women?

this fucking anime subverted my life
dayum

He still gets to make weird shit like Shin Godzilla on occasion, which is very doesn't want to be a massively marketed brand like Eva turned out to be (and ironically also the rest of the Godzilla franchise).

"glow in the dark" = CIA

CIA HQ is in Langley, VA. Asuka's last name is Langley.

Women don't like dicklets

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shes sexualy frustrated and the boy she likes craves cocks

She should rape Kaworu in front of Shinji as revenge

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dont say bad things about my boy kaworu
he was pure and not gay

Exactly why Asuka should go for him, he's literally albino Kaji.

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this but unironically

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...nah
kaworu must remain pure

Kaworu and Asuka are the two most popular Eva characters
Everyone hates Shinji in Japan and he doesn't sell merch

It's guaranteed to happen, my dude.

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Stacey's like Asuka like Chad's like Kaji.

>it's another episode of brainlets shipping Asuka with Kaji who she only ever had a basic, largely played up schoolgirl crush on and never thought of as a genuine partner, and fucking Kaworu which is so braindead it goes without saying

Hey virgins, pic related's your OTP.

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Asuka would only think of Kaji while fucking Shinji, who would want that?

Leave Kaworu out of this, pls
Ship Rei and Asuka
Thank you

Fuck you. That was my time UK not Germany.

t. Shinji self-inserter

This.
Asuka and Shinji is such a nonpairing in the show their shippers have to pretend doujins like re-take are canon because that's the only way they'll ever see these two characters be in a scene without despising each other.

>Asuka and Shinji are such a nonpairing in the show
>t. blind

Asuka is Annos favorite character/girl so I'm not sure about this

Weak bait

I'm gonna copy paste the user from the other thread's post because it pisses off asukashippers

2013 Saboten Con.
YM = Yuko Miyamura (Asuka's seiyuu) TG = Tiffany Grant (Asuka's voice actor)

>Q: Does Asuka really like Shinji?
>TG: Are you stupid?
>YM: No.

>Q: What was your reaction when you heard about Rebuild?
>SS and TG: Getting paid.
>YM: A happy ending but it hasn’t happened yet. I wasn’t happy with the EoE ending. Shinji and Kaworu married.

>Q: Who do you feel Shinji should end up with?
>TG: I’d say Mari but I don’t like her.
>YM: Kaworu.

There's one character in this pic that has an active sexual life and yet she's a screaming violent banshee just like Asuka.

Sex wouldn't help her you dumbass waifufags.

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which dub did you watch?
ADV had realistic take
Netflix version had robotic weak perfomance

anno does it again

I don't get you people. Did you even watch EOTV and EoE? Did you watch EP22'???

Miyamura hates Shinji so much, it's funny. It shows she's an actual Asukafag who respects her character and wants the best for her, not some brainded Asuka shipper

Yup, she actually cares about Asuka as a character so naturally she wouldn't want her with the dude that fapped over her like a piece of meat and let her die in EoE without batting an eye.

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It's like you don't give a shit about Asuka's happiness and just treat her as some kind of prize.

I did, Shinji masturbates to her comatose body, uses her emotionally and when she calls his shit out he chokes her. Romantic.

Her redub somehow managed to be worse than the original dub.

God damn she's so perfect.

Someone told me Kaworu was the one who did Second Impact and murdered half of humanity

>same person acts like three different people

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And how is that not?

Asuka honestly deserves better fans, good thing Miyamura herself understands her own character, different from that crazy American hag who fanwanked that Shinji got Asuka pregnant

Even the American hag agrees Asuka doesn't like Shinji and that he should be with Mari.

>implying Grant wasn't based in the first place

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I thought she liked Shinji and Asuka's "romance"

Definitely not, see Even someone as crazy as her can see Asuka/Shinji as the crackship it is

I feel sorry for Asuka, with fans that treat her like a peace of dead meat, just like Shinji himself.

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>I feel sorry for Asuka, with fans that treat her like a peace of dead meat
Only guys who do that are Reifags

piece*

If only it was peace indeed

No, Reifags actually respect Rei and discuss her character. Asukafags only vomit bullshit like "b-but my dick would cure her" and "canon waifu".
Rei actually fell in love with Shinji but Reifags are not autistic about it, at least not here.

Then who spread that old ass rumor about pregnancy sickness? Evageeks?

>took 4 minutes to respond

Either you edited it, or you're actually not bullshitting, which isn't much better because then that makes you people a hivemind that all talk and act the same way.

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@189789790
Whatever makes you sleep at night, Asukafag.

There's a difference between "I really like this character I made because she is more than just another waifu for otaku to fight over" and "I have spent over twenty years fighting people on the internet because they like Rei more than Asuka"

I wouldn't put it past them.
They also tried to claim that Re-take was written by Sadamoto once.

Their butthurt when Asuka was sidelined in Rebuild for Rei/Kaworu is legendary. Crackshippers like them are scum.

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Alright now where are the other two responses expanding upon this statement in a redundant and stilted fashion

Mana is still the best girl.

I just searched your filename in the archive and found a post by you talking about how you want to rape and beat up Ryoko from KLK.
No wonder you ship Shinji with Asuka, you actually hate her and want to see her suffer.

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>Sadtomato beautiful Asuka posters
>Re:Take art being anywhere near that

The delusion is amazing.

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Are there more VA interviews? I'm curious about Megumi Hayashibara's answers, and Ogatas.

It's funny because the Re-take guy literally plagiarized and stole from Sadamoto's manga.
I'm pretty sure that's illegal since he made money off of the doujin.

Just another example of Asuka x Shinij shippers being uncreative trash.

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>yande.re

>implying i've got the same feelings towards two completely unrelated characters

Nice mental gymnastics

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>Flat out copies entire scenes
>still managed to make them look like shit
Amazing

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fatherless

because Kaji will never bang auska. Thats why.

There's another interview with Misato and Rei's VA where they also laugh at Shinji and Asuka together.
It's really a trend among the eva staff to hate this pairing, I guess.

>Misato's VA: For Misato, obviously Kaji-kun.
>Rei's VA: For Rei-chan, it'd be Ikari Gendo I guess. (Shudders)
>Rei's VA: As for the main character Ikari Shinji, who would his Orihime be? If it was Asuka it would be unbearable.
>Misato's VA: It would rain nonstop forever!
>Rei's VA: Then in that case, as expected, Kaworu-kun?

>Both: Kaworu-kun. (Nodding)
(Audience claps)

youtube.com/watch?v=UlwTgRmcdb4
starts at 2:05

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Why is it that everyone in these threads always feels the need to act like autistic children?
Just enjoy the anime for what you see in it and ship whoever you want to. Just don't be a faggot about it.

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Guess Rebuild really wants to push the Asuka/Mari thing, a shame Mari is such a non-character though

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>those dead fish eyes
Asuka really looks like 8man in that shot.

I'll be a fag about it because people have shit taste in shipping and want to pair Asuka with the dude who masturbated to her catatonic naked body, tried to emotionally manipulate her and then choked her twice.
She deserves better than that, if the homo angel or Rei like Shinji that's even better.

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people live vicariously through these characters so its always personal and they can't take it easy, also layers of shitposting and flaseflagging on top of that

I figured a lot of people were taking it too personal.
Personally, I don't want to get too worked up about it.
I know that outside of clear authorial intent, personal interpretation is all that really matters.

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the original dub was trash, who the fuck misses it?

Close your mouth nigger

God I never realized how hot misato really is hngggggg

Only way this makes sense is if you never saw Misato before.

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She's a bitch.

Who the fuck cares about dubs?

Low IQ niggers only, probably.

I thought Rei was more popular in Japan and Asuka in the west. What happened? Does Rei suck in the rebuilds or something(not watching until 3+1)

She's even more of a cute autist, they ate it up. Rebuild Rei topped Newtype polls whenever a movie was playing or there was a home release and people remembered to vote for her instead of Saber.

The original dub is a fucking masterpoiece compared to this netflix excrement

>2.0
Almost got me there.

She's trapped in a garbage, over-rated piece of shit anime.
>Man fears the darkness so he fights it back with fire.
>Ah, philosophy?
No you fucking retard, how is that philosophy? Nice attempt at acting deep, you turd anime.
I'm so fucking sick of Evangelion, because only the most messed up girls and bitches like it. It makes me sick to my fucking stomach.
I HATE it.

Maybe watch the fucking show and find out.

>you pilot EVAs to impress your dad? That's stupid...
>Oh by the way, angels killed my dad and thats why I pilot EVAs.
This show is fucking garbage.

This thread is pure cancer.

>ship Rei and Asuka
This. It's meant to happen. All of that pent-up frustration at each other has to go somewhere and that somewhere is obviously steamy hatesex.

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My headcanon has always been that Asuka would enjoy lesbian sex with Rei, but that Rei wouldn't like that. It would be more like rape, really.

God I wish she’d bully me

t. German false flag

Imagine being so unlikable that a literal gay dude seems like a better option than Asuka
Asukacucks BTFO

this makes no sense. there's no way she wanted him to enter her room

At this point she wanted him to try to do so. Would probably still kick him out all tsundere and shit but that's another story.

>CRUEL Angel's Thesis
10/10

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Shinji, get back in the robot

>This fucking thread

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Yet if you watch EP22' it's clear that she did. But as said she'd probably end up being bitchy about it cause autism

Eva's original dub is one of the better ones, almost every VA is well suited and actually gives a fuck about their performance.

*MISATO THEME INTENSIFIES*

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Me on the left

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