Whoops, I guess maybe there were two coffins on that boat

He just doesn't care

Sure, I can agree with that, but you can only be so inconsistent and still have people take the story side of your work seriously

>Said no one ever
It was Araki who said it user

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When the hell did they say SP is faster then light?
Also, SP couldn't keep up with CD because Jotaro was out of practice. He hand't fought in a long time and couldn't even stop time for more then 2 seconds, while he could do 5 in SC.

>When the hell did they say SP is faster then light?
Here

No, you guys are just speedreading mouthbreathers.

Star Platinum aside, the stats sometimes make no fucking sense.
Kiss according to its stats is basically a peak-Jotaro Star Platinum with even better range but less precision.

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You know he just makes all this shit up when the editor asks him to, then he goes back to copying models out of fashion magazines.

>makes all this shit up when the editor asks him to
This.

>Doesn't use Hermit Purple to track down serial killer on the loose in part 4
I usually don't care about Araki forgetting stuff, but Joseph went to Morioh specifically to use his stand to track RHCP. Why couldn't he track Kira? At least Araki could have shown him trying to use his stand and receiving useless or confusing pics, instead of stealing a baby. Killer Queen must have had a fourth ability to passively make everybody chasing Kira more retarded.

The thing is, those letters can represent a wide range. Two stands having an A in speed doesn't mean that they would have the same speed, they could be insanely fast but one having the speed of light, and the other having 9/10 of the speed of light, both would deserve an A but one would be much faster. Anyway, considering how stat obsessed the Japs are, it would have been nice that he had kept some consistency about that at least.

God how much of a faggot do you have to care about shit like that

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Jojo has good writing. These issues with consistency is only a problem for speedreaders who read the wiki instead of the actual manga. When you're reading the manga you hardly notice those kind of problems because you're in the moment. No one ever complains about Kinnikuman because he stops fighting giant monsters and grow big.

Even if you say no to all that, jojo still has better writing that just about whatever manga you can think of just from the fact that it has a central theme and actually sticks to it.

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Just because Araki can tack on some message at random points in the story doesn't mean he does so in a good way at all. I'm not saying there's never any good moments in JoJo that show exactly what Araki is trying to convey (which most of the time feels like nothing at all), but having a central theme doesn't add to a story's quality by itself, it's simply one of many ways to tell it.

Stories exist to tell their themes not the other way around

If that was always true then they'd be called propaganda instead.

>Star Platinum can't keep up with Crazy Diamonds speed
when was it

Episode 1 when Josuke thought Jotaro insulted his hair.

Stories without themes are purposeless.

it's the same in digimon where megas are either just really strong mons or literal Gods

You don't write a story with a theme, the theme comes out of the story you made though

Storytelling is a purpose in and of itself, it's ancient

but the arrows weren't the same you fucking mong, the reqiuem arrow is more complete and carries a higher dose of the stand virus, did you even watch or read the manga/anime

Plot consistency for Araki is like backgrounds for Kubo.
You just don't need 'em.