Kizumonogatari

>be me
>asking in /wsr/ for an anime/manga to see that it revolves (or at least contains) around the relationship between a female vampire elder and her younger human protege
>user proposes me Kizumonogatari
>a quick google image search looks promising with pic related absolute hottie
>3 episodes, one hour each
>I say whatever it looks good
>turns out that adult vampire mistress reverts back to her loli form after typical faggot crybaby MC offers her his blood to save her and then needs to find her taken lost parts to return her to her original form
>...ok. I hope she reverts back quick enough. I'm here primarily for hot master-apprentice relationship
>Nope.jpg
>not only does her ojou-sama form only comes back after 2 and a half hours in the last episode, she also gets drained of all her powers by the faggot MC in the end and remains a permanent, almost catatonic, loli with him essentially becoming her master because of "MUH HUMANITY"
>basically an unrelated, lukewarm ending

Is it so hard to find a quality mistress-servant/teacher-student relationship in a good anime anons?

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No, youre just a faggot

check out boku no pico for some good mommy domme vampire action

You're both colossal faggots, I thought Yea Forums was better than this.

>goes on Yea Forums
>shitposts about how he wants a vampire mom to boss him around and fuck him
>complains about recommendations not being good enough despite being too much of a faggot to look anything up himself
>I thought Yea Forums was better than this
wew laddy thats some powerful autism
sage

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>>be me
fucking YIKES

Return to your ancient old generic borderline fapbait loli, boruto, naruto, one piece and isekai faggotry threads then.
if you are unable to even discuss or propose something regarding anime in a board created for anime, then what the fuck are you even here for?
and is this way.

Also , enjoy your ban "lad".

based and ebinpilled

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Kid who made a rec thread is mad that nobody’s giving him recommendations. Here’s a recommendation: get the fuck out of Yea Forums

underage crossboarder btfo

Maybe you shouldn't watch random bits of a series out of order because you're too much of a retard to find out what you want to watch yourself.

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user, what I asked for was very specific. What it was proposed was almost completely different. If anything, that user did not understand what I asked for advise. And Kizumonogatari is the second released book of the LN, so I don't think that I'm that lost chronologically.

Anyway, nobody in Yea Forums even cares for anything other than jailbait and isekai shit and shits on everything else, so this thread is as good as dead.

This post is off-topic.

>If it doesn't cater to my fetish, it's shit
And that's why we can't have nice things.

Or maybe we shit on you because you're fucking retarded

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How can a man eater be this adorable?

>user posts about an anime recommendation he saw that almost didn't hit base at all with what he asked
>posts about it in an online board made for SUPPOSEDLY talking about all kinds of anime, in the hopes of either the board's users tell him that he didn't see the whole picture with the series that he watched and watch more OR propose him something better and more similar to what he wanted
>aka talking about anime
>they could simply ignore him nonetheless if they didn't give a fuck about what he wanted to discuss
>instead, receives nothing but shitposting and baits

Is this Yea Forums? I thought this cancer only happened there?

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Official objective shinobu ranking
Teen>adult>tiny loli>big loli

Swap teen and adult and you're awesome

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>Or propose him something better and more similar to what he wanted
And that's the fucking problem here. Fuck off with your rec threads.

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Look at how she looks at him. She was attached to him the moment he came back for her. I bet that while he was asleep she spent all day next to him looking deeply at his face

I don't understand what's wrong about talking and recommending anime. Don't forget that these are also famous tropes we're talking about here. I'm not asking for some fucking weird, sub-culture shit that few know or want to discuss. I have actually seen threads in Yea Forums asking if an anime is good and if they should watch it. And many times anons join and discuss. Did I luck out and ran into the fucking shitposter ones this time?

Ikr? The fact that he rejected her, immortality and superpowers for the big-boobed teenage friend he also just met is gay af.

ararararararagi got a better gf anyway, why do you care

What a retarded post, as expected of a filthy casual

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>Did I luck out and ran into the fucking shitposter ones this time?
No you are just being a huge faggot

Ougi>shitnobu

Ougi is Shinobu's daughter/son they love each other

>imagine having an uncle that his literal name is "meme"

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Even more of a faggot than OP

want

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Imagine them taking a bath together in this form.

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whew it sure is summer

anyone have this image with her full name spelled behind it in the way japs pronounce it kissu shottu

Real official best Shinobu ranking
Loli > adult > teen

W-where her hands are at in that picture?

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Real best shinobu ranking:
teen > big loli > tiny loli > Adult

Kill yourself you fucking retard.

which is big loli? adult is kiss shot obviously, teen is the one from nise, tiny loli is the usual shinobu so what's big loli?

Big loli is normal shinobu tiny loli is when shes even smoler in kizu

loli was annoying
adult was dreamy
ararararagi had no good taste

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i remember that form being the same as her usual just with a different haircut, is it really younger?

I think normally shes supposed to be 12 and at the start of kizu shes 8

Shinobu is such a wate of a vampire.

>im a super hot and powerful vampire
>i will spend the rest of eternity hiding in some high schooler's shadow, watching him fuck other girls, and having minimal interactions with him (because he spends most of his time with other girls)

No real vampire would want to do this, it is such a retarded plan.

Exactly. She had such potential, but it was literally sucked from her for loli and harem points.

Monogatari is a shit tier series going by your fetish. Doesn't mean it's a shit tier series in general.
Saying Araragi is a typical faggot crybaby MC is the most newfag thing possible.

I want to like it more than I do. My main problem is it leans on wordplay too much, which wouldn't be a problem except for the fact that a ton of Japanese wordplay just doesn't translate to English. This is coming from someone who speaks mandarin so I kind of get it but when your witty banter revolves around a photographic language there real is no translation that makes it sound good in a phonetic language.

You already got the runes down, might as well finish the job

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Nah I already learned one rune language I dont think there is enough room in my brain for two