лучшая девушка
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I can't believe I live in a world where Balalaika will never make me eat her out under her desk while she conducts her day to day business.
Это плохо, товарищ.
She's nice but I can't let another woman step on me
Лучшая девочка. Although "девочка" means little girl, onetheless "best girl" is translated so
And a Cyka Blyat to you too young lady.
Chechen shotas beware
And a cheeki breeki, cyka blyat to you, young lady.
And a Slava Ukraine, Geroyam Slava to you, young lady.
How about пытка полового члена и яичек though
Слава чему?
Оверрейтед
Это не на "кортах", это "ножки под себя". Так только тсундере делают
>tfw no busty ruski mommy gf to give me a nursing handjob while smoking a cigar and staring at me with disdain
rush b
bochka, bass, kolbaser
девочка means girl
молодая девочка means young girl
Mother Russia communism vodka to you to fryface
You know her day to day business includes murder, drug running, arms smuggling, and editing porn, right?
>and editing porn
для матери России
Her being russian actually explains the shitty english
mate she's 30 years too old to be called девушка
>be me
>blond
>old, but still good-looking
>trained and prepared for the third world war
>have a shit-ton of soldiers who follow my every command
>everything always turns out like I planned
>be The Major from Hellsing Ultimate
pic unrelated
la criada...
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