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лучшая девушка

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I can't believe I live in a world where Balalaika will never make me eat her out under her desk while she conducts her day to day business.

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Это плохо, товарищ.

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She's nice but I can't let another woman step on me

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Лучшая девочка. Although "девочка" means little girl, onetheless "best girl" is translated so

And a Cyka Blyat to you too young lady.

Chechen shotas beware

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And a cheeki breeki, cyka blyat to you, young lady.

And a Slava Ukraine, Geroyam Slava to you, young lady.

How about пытка полового члена и яичек though

Слава чему?

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Оверрейтед

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Это не на "кортах", это "ножки под себя". Так только тсундере делают

>tfw no busty ruski mommy gf to give me a nursing handjob while smoking a cigar and staring at me with disdain

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rush b

bochka, bass, kolbaser

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девочка means girl
молодая девочка means young girl

Mother Russia communism vodka to you to fryface

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You know her day to day business includes murder, drug running, arms smuggling, and editing porn, right?

>and editing porn

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для матери России

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Her being russian actually explains the shitty english

mate she's 30 years too old to be called девушка

>be me
>blond
>old, but still good-looking
>trained and prepared for the third world war
>have a shit-ton of soldiers who follow my every command
>everything always turns out like I planned
>be The Major from Hellsing Ultimate
pic unrelated

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la criada...

Почему вы публикуете шлюху?

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