ITT: Anime red flags

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>Newest adaptation was shit, also oldshit
>Boring as sin
>Boring
>Boomershit

Can't believe ya'll don't watch the good shit like Highschool DxD or Fairy Gone

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>high schoolers drawn like grade schoolers

>coming to netflix!

>First Episode
>In the Year 2600 ZD Hurangadork Kingdom fought the Engrikind Empire the princess bla bla bla

>Seeds: 57
>Leeches: 2

these

>Animated before 2009

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light novel surpass their anime adaption

Your loss

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>grade schoolers dressed like hookers on the prowl

>Miyazaki
Every single one of his films is a boring snoozefest that everyone pretends to like because muh pretty pictures

pic related average Miyazaki fan

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this but mobage are getting better at it somehow

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Thank you. Miyazaki writes the most boring tropic archetypal stories that say nothing about the world and are only watchable because of the massive animation budget he routinely received.

>the title is a run on sentence explaining the premise of the story

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>no ecchi, smut, or slice of life tag

This is because the mobile game stories are usually pretty loose so the anime staff have creative freedom to put in their own ideas which they put more effort into.

why does she have three noses?

>re:

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She has 0 noses

>promotional material is nothing but girls yet the mc is a dude

>harem

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>a1 pictures
>jc staff

Correct.

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This

>Harem
>Yuri
>Yaoi
>Ecchi
>All female cast
>Isekai
>Video game mechanics
>Shounen
>There are more than 5 characters that make up the "main cast"

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>mechas in a post-2010 anime

this but with VN

>attempt at self-awareness in a series that's not self-aware at all

>it's an adaptation
Why would I watch some anime studio's retarded fanfiction interpretation of the source material with poor art and animation that only adapts half of the story instead of just reading the source material?

>being transported into another world (except Konosuba and ReZero)
>all male cast or to many males
>only old/middle aged characters

>can't believe ya'll don't watch a light novel adaptation or a mildly interesting show with shit cgi

>fantasy world that's just the most uncreative shit ever

>Exactly 12 episodes

Because committing to 25 light novels is quite the decision especially if the series is ongoing and nowhere near close to being finished, and since shit adaptations tend to only ever get the bare minimum right you'll be able to see if you are interested in the source material after a couple of episodes.

>directed by Gen Urobuchi

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>except Konosuba and ReZero

From my experience, LNs aren't that long generally. You could probably read one in a couple of hours, it's not that much more of an investment than reading a manga of a similar amount of volumes. I've seen people have the idea of reading the source spoiling the anime adaptation, but it's the opposite to me. If I think I might want to read the source there's no way I'm going to touch the adaptation as I'd want my first experience to be with the source. I can generally tell if I'll like something from the description and tags on various sites, but then I also don't read isekai so that might not be enough if you for some reason do actually want to read isekai and want to pick out the ones that are less trash from the rest of them.

>made by kyoani

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>directed by

>a bunch of people with superpowers must fight each other for x or y reason

Yeah those are only good isekai

This, fuck EVA.

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>mecha

>characters don't have pointy nose

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>transported to another world but with. -insert gimmick here-
>world has rpg elements
>mc is a high school student
>harem
Just to name a few examples

>MC is a virgin highschooler who's also a good guy and helps everyone but also doesn't want to fuck

>netflix, lets all hrt and interracially marry gay teens shall we hmm?
>mecha
>adaptations of manga written by a woman

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>studio trigger

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R-Robert?

> JC Staff

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>>adaptations of manga written by a woman
>he doesn't know

>LNs aren't that long generally.
Isn't the average length for a series around 15 books?
And (speaking for myself of course) i take ~4-5 hours for the longer LN volumes compared to ~1 hour for more text heavy manga volumes.
But that's less of a point i wanted to make the bigger issue is that an ongoing series will be running for several years often in ideal situations drippfeeding new volumes every three months.
> it's not that much more of an investment than reading a manga
It's not that much more, manga series have the same issue just on a worse scale.

>Isn't the average length for a series around 15 books?
I was more talking page count per book. And I dislike the seasonal aspect of ongoing anime and prefer the way manga come out weekly or monthly. Is 3 months between volumes of LNs the norm? I wasn't strictly talking about reading ongoing things in my original post and I haven't followed any LNs as they've come out.

>schrodinger cat

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>Check new animes coming out
>look at their tags
>see no tick eyebrows tag on them
>leave 1/5 stars and say the anime is shit
>mfw

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>yuri teasing in first episode

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>all female cast
>all male cast
>all female cast but one guy
>all male cast but one girl

>Basically all anime

Get better taste

ITT: Anime red flags
- anything "high school"
- anything SHAFT
- anything tsundere
- I wanna fuck my sister!
- cute girls doing cute things
- let's sexualize some preteens!
And the big YIKES goes to...
>A threat looms over Japan/ the world. Despite organizations, agencies, and government-funded departments of trained professionals, Japan is utterly powerless to combat this threat, and the fate of the whole world is placed in the hands of a handful of untrained and snarky child soldier(s).
Yes, that means I don't watch 99% of current anime. That doesn't actually mean very much to me because I have a huge backlog of 80's, 90's, and early 00's shows to watch. Yes, I'm comfortable with this.

>Isekai
>Battle Shounen
>Harem
>Relies on waifus/fanservice to become relevant instead of a good story
>Gets daily generals on Yea Forums

>Animated after 2009

Pic unrelated?

>I was more talking page count per book
i wouldn't say they are that short in that regard either, as far as i can tell they average at around 250-300 pages only the very short ones go down to 150 pages.
>Is 3 months between volumes of LNs the norm?
Based on the series i am actively following yes, though it's not rare to take even longer ,if you look at releases in japan.
>and I haven't followed any LNs as they've come out.
I don't necessarily only refer to LNs as i said manga has the same issues, tho if you don't mind weekly/monthly release schedules for chapters it's of course not an issue for you.
>I wasn't strictly talking about reading ongoing things in my original post
oh i guess i made an unnecessary assumption there

loophole

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>MANimefags

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>Not even Now and Then, Here and There
Oh wait, you're too young to know what that is

>you have vast untapped potential, mc kun

>animated after 1993

>type moon

neck yourself degenerate

you first normalfag

>coworkers are talking about it

I prefer well written drama/romance actually.
Never implied that I didn't enjoy anime from the genres I listed.

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>he didn't watch Haruhi

>written by Mari Okada
Not even trolling like half of this thread probably is, she's the biggest redflag for me

>Yea Forums knows it exists

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>second season by BONES

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>romcom

>second season by J.C. Staff

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high school DxD... are you fucking joking me?

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>Animated in 2009

>male character that looks like a girl

hello fellow evenicle bro, excellent taste

you couldn't it tell it was bait when he mentioned fairy gone out of all the anime on earth as "good" ?

Name one it doesn't.

not once in 5 years have i seen binchou-tan mentioned

>xD
Fuck off.

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>using red theme on a blue board
Disgusting

i shouldn't have to explain myself but due to various circumstances with my eyes this theme is the only one that is agreeable to my eyes

Everywhere else except for Amercia they do that.

> Genre:
> Fantasy
> Isaeki

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Kinda redundant isnt it
Unless steins gate is scifi isekai

I don't mind isekai if it fucking does something different, youji senki being a good example of that

i'm just so tired of seeing the same god damn formula over and over again

try ixion saga