So, why won't Kazuma fuck her?

Because he's a generic isekai harem mc without any balls

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Did he get his sex? I mean he finished his job no?

he isnt Rance levels yet op

He's a fucking virgin that's no less beta than the protagonists his series makes fun of.

Holy shit based

I want to abuse and breed lalatina
tfw even your most fucked up and darkest fantasies are probably not enough to please her

Because it would make things werid between them all, and he can just have sex dreams with the succubus. He doesnt need to actually fuck anyone, and has probably done it with darkness in his dreams multiple times already.

Is that related to why there was never a sequel to this?

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1. Despite all his bluster, when it comes down to it, Kazuma is a fucking coward.

2. (At least in the light novel) Kazuma and Megumin's relationship moves pretty fast, so he actually feels kinda bad two-timing.

Kazuma is such a coward. So what if you prematurely ejaculate, at least you got laid.

I'd give him 12 seconds once her massive abdominal strength kicks in. Imagine how hard she can squeeze.

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Human women can't voluntarily squeeze their vaginal muscles.

>and the otaku character would be laughed at every episode.
not like that's anything new. I'm pretty sure your show would just be ignored.

Not with that attitude they can't.

More like she's going to crush his pelvis.

People only like pure girls and Lalatina is too slutty.

Actually, I'll back up a second. Darkness and Aqua are both too "womanly" for the average Japanese male to be attracted to. They're too assertive, too mature, too sexual. They know what they want too much. They will forever exist as eye candy for Japanese herbivore men.

Meanwhile, Megumin is simple, one-note. Safe. Her gimmicks are on the level of being charm points rather than actual personality. She likes big ekusupuroshon and she is chuuni. Depth of a puddle. Plus she's a loli. Hence, she's insanely popular among the Japanese audience. And being popular, she's the one who wins the K-bowl.

Don't get me wrong, I love Megumin, but there's a world of difference between the likes of her and real women like Darkness or Aqua. Aqua's a retarded slob and even she has more qualifications as a woman than Megumin.

If Kazuma makes Darkness cum, the squeezing will rip his dick off.

>If Kazuma makes Darkness cum
I don't think so.

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well kazuma is a dicklet so...

I'd breed Aqua over and over again while throwing money at her so she keeps coming back.

I'd slap her ass and call her a whore and suffer her instantaneous ball-shattering retaliation.

Only I put all my points in toughness like Darkness so my balls are intact and I stand there with a stupid grin on my face as she puzzles out what to do next

Yes they can, it's like there abductors or something. Maybe squeeze ain't the right word, but muscular girls feel tighter than fatties

Isn't there already a show out there like that?

picked up

>Darkness and Aqua are both too "womanly"
Being a slut isn’t being womanly, it’s more in common with a sow than a woman you stupid roasty. You’re also conveniently ignoring the fact that comparing their personalities to Megumin’s is that she’s clearly superior

...do we really worry about Darkness purity?

No but he ended up with the loli princess

>Darkness
>slut
Different user here. Darkness is as virgin as they come. She melted in Kazuma's hands once she got into a sexual situation. She's all talk.

>give Darkness her own Komekko to expand her character
>nobody cares or remembers Sylphina
How do we make Darkness a character who isn't just masochistic rich boobs?

Literally have sex

I guess people would just ignore your brand from then on, the product you are selling clearly is not what they want to buy.
I never understood where this hate for otaku comes from, the studio is selling a product, the otakus are paying for it, what's wrong with this?

You first

>How do we make Darkness a character who isn't just masochistic rich boobs?
You can't. She is boobs.

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Character arc, make her useful and not just a joke

Like I said, This is always the correct answer.

How can we make her useful?

Her gimmick is being useless. Making her useful doesn't make her Darkness anymore.

They're often blamed as the reason why romances can never progress past a certain point or characters never having sex or having to put up with poorly developed MCs because of purityfaggotry or not supporting anything outside their specific tastes. And the studios cater heavily to them.

Seriously, it's like we're talking about different IPs altogether. If they had their shit together, it wouldn't be KonoSuba at all.

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Already have, it's not worth the effort.

Is Konosuba unironically the comfiest isekai

Why was she so embarrassed? Every other minute she's fantasizing about being fucked and raped. Fucking stupid.

Fantasy vs reality, dumbass.

>i-i-it's your fault for not buying what I want you to buy instead of what you want to buy!
Literally what is the logic behind this? Studios can make shows where characters have sex, and they can hope that the people who like that will buy their anime instead of the people who don't like it. Otakus, and anyone else in existence, don't owe anyone anything and are free to pull out of something they don't like. Studios cater to them because they're the main consumers and they need their money to live, not because otaku are somehow forcing them to comply. If you don't like basic supply and demand then fuck off to some commie shithole.

She's all talk, but can't lewdness in the moment, for probably the same reason I fantasize about giant insects but probably be horrified if one actually tried to use me as an egg incubator. You could make a serious argument that she's the "purest" of the main 3.
>Megumin strips Kazuma, writes "excalibur" with an arrow pointing to his dick
>Aqua thinks its funny and laughs at his dick
>Darkness is shocked by the whole thing and covers her eyes

So if you fantasize about being a millionaire and then some billionaire hands you a cheque for millions, you're going to refuse because "m-m-m-m-muh fantasy vs reality"?

The frequently and publicly fantasizes about sex, that alone is enough to strongly suggest she actually wants it instead of just being retarded on purpose.

I just explained the general argument, I didn't say it made sense or that I agreed with it.

wtf i miss this show bros is isekai quartet worth watching?

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How does Megumin know about soaplands? Is she also secretly a deceased person from the real world?

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She'd still manage to cum a dozen times anyways

I get where you're coming from, but after that fight with Kazuma where she clearly came buckets, it's hard thinking she's the purest in any sense. 60% talk might work though.

That was a dumb analogy. Look at yourself. You want to fuck some pussy but if a woman talks to you in real life you'll sperg.

Drain touch her nipples and clit. Mindbroken.

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Reminder: Darkness wanks it aggressively every night

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Darkness didn't refuse, she wanted it and was about to ravage him as she approached his back to wash, but then things got cut short and Kazuma is a faggot so he didn't pursue things

The embarassment is the entire point. I hate how many people can't understand the basic concept of Darkness's fetish. It's good BECAUSE it's degrading, embarassing, and painful. It's not like her feelings of pain are replaced with pleasure or anything. Stuff hurts, just she gets turned on by the fact that it hurts.

She is boobs.

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So you were projecting all along. Makes sense.

Picked up

Her entire race was genetically engineered by a Japanese person when her chunni ancestors kept bugging him to do it and reincarnators have been introducing stuff to the world for thousands of years.

I think kazuma knows deep down that darkness is a ntr bomb waiting to explode, just imagine what the girls would be as mothers:

>megumin: would be stingy with money as her mother was, but she would be a good mother since she helped raise her little sister, best pick
>aqua: would try to be a good mother at first, but the stress of raising a kid would get to her and she would turn to drinking, if you are not careful her habit will grow until she is leaving the kids alone for multiple days just to get drunk on parties, might even allow herself to get dicked by other men after drinking too much or in order to get high quality free booze
>darkness: would genuinely try to be a good wife at first, but her peverted side will demand that she is always seeking new heights of pleasure, and somewhere along the way even masochist sex between you will not be enough for her, this is the moment where your sex life falls into a routine and lose some of the appeal, one day some fat noble or faceless guy will make a pass at her when you are not around, and this time she will succumb since you are not giving her the degeneracy she wants, and the thrill of cheating sex and being a worthless slut is exactly the kind of thing darkness would fall for, but eventually she would want more than that, and if you have daughters prepare to one day you arrive at your home to find darkness teaching your cute little flowers the best way to please fat old man cock

Darkness is literally the heroine of an ntr eroge, good for a fuck, but worthless for marriage material, if you remember her fantasy is having the kind of cuck husband that would be okay with her having sex with other men for money, you should only marry darkness if you are a cuck or an orc.

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No way, that's fucking gross

>being uselsss
that's Aqua's whole gig.

Let's just say she's had a few odd jobs for making money.

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At the very worst she's a healslut, and a godbuster at best. Problem is she's a money-hungry alcoholic dunce and a failure of a goddess who wants attention and validation.

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You read too much ntr doujins. It rots your brain.

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They're all fucking useless. The joke is the otaku MC is the only useful person on the team.

But she was acting exactly like she fantasized she would. Being all shocked and embarrassed is part of the thing for her.

faster.

>DEEN makes her fat
>LN makes her a supermodel
>artists upset by this make her a ripped bodybuilder
How do you like your Lalatina?

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He is completely right though.

Darling sort of went in this direction, but in the end, did not go far enough. Everyone did hilariously rage about certain moments and pairings tho,

I would buy her service.

Wiz is better

because
>slutty girl is actually a virgin
meme

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Yunyun is best

For all its flaws and the garbage it becomes later on, Sword Art Online had the balls to have MC and main girl hook up, have sex and marry fairly early during season 1.

>le darkness is never loyal meme

It amazes how many people never seem to actually understand her and confuse masochism with plain sluttiness.

This is a medium where even most succubi are virgins. Konosuba has gone further than most LN shit just by having the main girl offer the MC a handjob.

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>Make MC generic as fuck so that anyone can self insert
>Make the girls thirst for his dick all season long
>Otakus are willing to twist to canon to picture the girls loving them instead
>Somehow it would be impossible to self insert as MC if he had sex
>Somehow it would be impossible to twist the canon if the girls had sex with MC
The pure argument doesn't hold up unless it's an all-girl show or there isn't any romance to begin with.

The actual problem with harem shows like Konosuba is that they don't want to disappoint the people who are pinning for a certain girl.
Also shit writing.
It's much easier to have everyone flirt all the time than to write actual couple stuff and find things for the losing girls to do when a huge chunk of their character is "loves MC"

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>I am right through.
No.

Evereyone's gimmick is being useless.

>Make MC generic as fuck
Name another isekai MC that's as snarky and self indulgent as Kazuma.

Hyoudou Issei

Cause while Kazuma may talk big and may look like a young Rance, he's actually the type that'll settle down with one girl. In this case, that's Megumin.

>Hyoudou Issei
>isekai
I didn't say harem mc

And yet despite her fantasies she isn't sellinh her body and hasn't let monsters have their way with her despite how incredibly easy that would be, and she was flustered as fuck and actually fled from Kazuma during the succubus quiproquo.

Because they're fantasies. People with a rape fetish don't want to actually be raped. They like to imagine the scenario that they control.

You're missing the point

He decided she has a trait that he doesnt want to get involved with. Its the same reason, even though you are so sex hungry degenerates, you wont fuck a fatty.

with abs and titties that aren't too comically big

Anybody got that spurdo Cecily image?

Because he's a hypocrite and still a NEET who's bad with women. That's one of his major character traits.

Setting Kazuma aside, if she wanted to be abused I'm sure she could have found some other scumbag by now. Surely not all of them will be freaked out by her antics. So whats her excuse.

1. They're not actually married, they dialed that back real quick.
2. They keep introducing new girls that fall in love with him every arc and the romance between him and Asuna is never focused on. Hell, she even seems perfectly fine (or dense) to not see all her friends want to fuck her boyfriend.

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Nice and squishy.

Being a pillow is Wiz's job.

She masturbates at night, Vanir revealed this. She also fantasised getting fucked the fat noble for an entire week without leaving the bed. I don't think Kazuma would last a minute

I'm 27 and never had sex
What do I win?

lalatina

I really, really want to lick that tummy and work my way down to her holiest parts haha

how many spells have you unlocked so far

Literally the only people attracted to Darkness are cucks. Kazuma is based and knows that the only girl that won't cuck him is Megumin. Aqua can't even be counted as a girl so she's a no go.
All in all Megumin is best girl.

what about yunyun
she seems desperate enough

I feel like Yunyun is bound by the laws of the universe to not get with Kazuma

that would be a success on yunyuns part, which is against the rules

He can satisfy every possible sexual desire with the succubus service, so there is really no point to having sex with someone you do not love

Reasons why Konosuba threads will never be good.
>1. aquafag, spamming their shitty aqua memes
>2. anti-aquafag, who, even worse spams anti-aqua memes pulled right off of reddit
>3. that/those meguminfag(s) who get genuinely upset by aquafag and take them seriously
>4. that guy who tries to police every thread while avatar fagging as kazuma but doesn't offer anything of value
>5. it's a light hearted comedy which means there is nothing cerebral to have a discussion about
1 to 4 combine to create a perfect storm

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Megumin for asian men
Darkness for european men
Aqua for american men

I knew it. This means that Eris is for African men.

There's not a single country-born American who likes Aqua.

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Country born Americunts can't handle Aussie straight up cunts.

Abe is that you?

Aqua is for african men.
Darkness is for med men.
Megumin is for white men.
Eris is for asian men.

Yunyun is for Slavs.

Darkness doesn't have romantic feelings for him.

>he thinks there's only one of us

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Well, i reject my Slav status then.

...

aquachads in the house

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I do.

>he thinks

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>3dpd

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So has this show, shown tits yet? I refuse to pick it up unless it delivers.
The hair censorship is just insulting.

The show isn't about tits, it's about laughing at mentally disabled retards.

Non-glowing imposter.

That doesn't mean you can't also show tits of the retarded.
Even America had the decency to show the tits of a mentally retarded character in one of their cartoons.

What is more disgusting, having sex with a child, or having sex with a retard?

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Why does it matter how long he lasts? As long as he busts in her he got his, only cucks care about actually pleasing women. And that's not just sexual related, I constantly see couples were the guy just does whatever he is told, but then still tries to brag about how he dicked her so good, etc.

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She is literally best girl

Jappos are pedos

s2 never ever

Would Kazuma even be happy fucking her? How would he feel after?

dead

So you are making a josei soap drama?
Just watch Latino media/

Do NOT open this

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Are you two done jerking off to 3d yet?

Kazuma would have actually dicked her in the bath if he had been more forceful, she was putting token resistance at most, on that same vein, that fat noble could have dicked her if he did not fear the repercussions her had would cause.
Unlike that other girl from that other anime that talked about dicks all the time but screamed in disgust the first time she saw one, darkness can very much realize her fantasies if she is taken in the heat of the moment, she almost ended up washing kazuma body and would have done even more if Aqua had not began screaming about the succubus.

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>/d/arkness
o my rubber nen, my sides

holy shit lol

take the pompoir pill

I remember one manga- got adapted into an anime, had the girl confess to the duded by chapter 6. This is extra impressive since she starts as a tsundere. And they go the extra mile by the committing to a relationship, they're proper boyfriend and girlfriend, go on dates, they don't even have to hide the relationship.

It was something otherwise really generic. It was a 'magic comes to the modern day, protag gets to go to magic school' type deal. The characters were otherwise novel. MC is generic, main girl is a European princess (Burgundy Empire, I remember this because Burgundy was a nation in France, and is now very much not so), but outside of an early confession and some cute interactions with the MC's little sister, was generic. The Little Sister was a fave of mine for dispensing with the usual bullshit and tackling her big brother into a makeout session in front of the entire class in her debut chapter to let everyone know she's an insane brocon and no she doesn't care about your views on incest. Lastly was her roommate, who was a trans woman, which was used for a quick joke on why the Little Sister doesn't mind rooming at all (since the trans woman isn't going to do anything perverted since she's technically female (though still physically male)) outside of that, she doesn't do much novel, but it's just nice seeing her treated as an actual character with none of the cheap gags you usually see associated with such characters in anime.

existential dread and sadness

user, if you lack the balls to mindbreak your masochistic waifu into an adoring and loyal sexslave, that doesn't mean that everyone does.

It's basic science.

Yes they can, what do you think pilates classes are for?
Cunt crunches and yoga.

I am not him. You don't understand people at all. People driven by their fetishes are essentially junkies.

>driven by fetish to some person
>will stay with that person when they can no longer satisfy the fetish for some reason
you are dumb as rocks

>Megumin is for white men
Now why are you shitting on white men for? What did we do to you?

faster.

Self-preservation instinct. Sometimes no matter how hot someone is you gotta put your foot down and realize you don't want a disease, or a baby, or in this case probably a loss of all respect he has for himself and anybody he knows would have for him once she starts insisting on wearing a leash in public.

Because he loves Megumin

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just spill the name you goddamn eunuch

Shit writing. Isn't it obvious?

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You can't break shards into a plate, user.

Let's do this.

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>is isekai quartet worth watching
holy shit, no. not really. It's still kind of fun, but mostly just annoying and super bad, because it's so super bad it's annoying.

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>She is literally best girl
She would if she bothered to put points into accuracy.

You are supposed to put effort into becoming a better man, not making a show to hide your imperfections.

>expecting sex in anime

Can't remember it. That's why I didn't mention it. Also why call me a Eunuch?
Sure you can.

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My b should've called you a castrated retard instead

>if Aqua had not began screaming about the succubus
Aqua chad here. Gotta admit. She fucked this up here. Her bad. Maybe next time? Death to the Undead! Praise Aqua.

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Gotcha. I thought you were making a comment on me not having a sex drive or something.

>2. They keep introducing new girls that fall in love with him every arc and the romance between him and Asuna is never focused on. Hell, she even seems perfectly fine (or dense) to not see all her friends want to fuck her boyfriend.
That's sound like my first girlfriend, me and my group of female friends.
FUCK YEAH.

>Sure you can.
by painstakingly reconstructing the broken pieces, not by smashing them further.

Not with that attitude you won't.

I"ll name you an isekai MC that's MORE snarky and self-indulgent than Kazuma.

Kon from Ixion Saga DT.

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Imagine having darkness as a sex slave

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there's plenty of shit like that already
you are not funny or original

He was cockblocked by Aqua and Darkness has a fear of bathing with men.

>wanting a girl thats older than you

Even Kazuma has at least some degree of personal worth.
Besides, with Megumin around I'd hardly have eyes for the others.

>Darkness thread
>nobody posted the link yet

Ok, I'll do it. Enjoy, everyone.
exhentai.org/g/947263/1ee7f0e9d8/

I want her

Why is my sensei here?

o..ookay

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Currently reading it and I'm at the middle of the vol. 10.
I gotta say I'm surprised that there's some actual character development and progress with the plot, even if it's just a bit. Kazuma may sometimes be a huge beta but I like him and kinda understands the reason for his action and having doubts about fucking Darkness or Megumin or both at the same time.
I really like the trope of guy's being tsun, don't know why but I just do. Best character is still Vanir though.

wizardhood soon

Purityfags are the biggest cancer of the industry

Found the herbivore virgin

DEEN are gods but abs are also nice. LN illustrations look generic and soulless most of the time.

How fucking based. Fuck those guys that say they'd fuck their entire harem instead of wanting to just go out with one instead of double timing.

It would change their relation, probably for the worse, and his other female party members would probably kick his ass.

This. It doesn't matter whether or not you make a girl orgasm, it's irrelevant.

Maybe Konosuba will be groundbreaking in isekai and have a relationship actually fail so Kazuma can get with the real women.

I can't remember the last time I read a manga where two people just went "yeah this isn't working out". Probably some 80s romcom, or I guess Domestic na Kanojo although I don't particularly count that literal Spanish soap opera as a "manga".

Nips make stuff that rages at Otaku and escapism all the time and no one gives a shit

Yeah that'd be great, it always pisses me off that the MC doesn't get with two girls in different periods instead of his first relationship ending in marriage or some bullshit.

Because Kazuma is a lolicon so he decided to get closer to Megumin in the hope of someday be able to fuck Komekko before she hits puberty.

Nay. Megu for all men.

Nothing wrong with either tbhfamalam

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Because Kazuma and Darkness have actual chemistry and are horny for each other but are both cowards. If one decided to rape the other there would be minimal or no resistance but they are stuck in a stalemate.

>This is why if I were rich enough to hire a production company, I would do everything I can to enrage otaku.
That's why you're a poor fag, and would never be rich, you know jack shit about selling.

3 more years and we’ll see

Chubby Darkness is best Darkness

nice fanfic

Disgusting, but I love the artstyle.

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>Make the girls thirst for his dick all season long
So far it's seems the opposite in favor of Megumeme

forgot pic

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The grossness adds to the hotness.

exhentai.org/s/39f01db25f/1267055-9
>top-left panel

Gross

Best girl

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Yes because the konosuba group are the only ones with a personality.

That's why I said "and the garbage it became later on".
As far as S1 is concerned they never nuance or backpedal on their marriage, and the orbiting girls are shot down (they will come back with a vengeance, agreed).

My nigga

Kazuma is a cuck

>that doujin where the tentacle monster makes kazuma and darkness fuck is still not translated

>people actually believe that this "thing" wouldn't be the biggest inhuman drag in his annoying life if he went ahead and dicked her
Don't screw crazy girls.
Again, DO NOT!

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they make fantastic sex slaves

Their interaction is simply a cocktease for the audience.

Vanir has his own one volume spin-off and it's great,check it out if you didn't already,Wiz backstory is also there.

I wouldn't either. 12 seconds in and I'd nut so hard that I suck the bedsheet up my ass.

yfw darkness would willingly get raped if she was in a hentai and end up putting off the rapist.

Who want to perform the summoning?

This. Anons are now saying Nino is used goods because her seiyuu got married.
>anons hate anime girls for having sex
>anime girls are not written to have sex
>anons get pissed MC never gets laid
It's a catch 22 I swear

If you're talking about Chivalry of a Failed Knight, I don't remember them actually banging in that show. It did get pretty risque between them in some parts, though, which is more than a lot of shows can say. I seem to recall a scene where the MC is unconscious, and the love interest starts touching him. Also, the confirmed blood-related sister kiss was pretty ballsy.

It's because they self-insert into the MC, but if MC stops being a virgin they lose the ability to self-insert into a character they can't relate to and for them it feels like their waifus are cheating on them.
This is why talking about your weeb tendencies with normies is dangerous and also why Abe cries himself to sleep every night.

reminder that Kazuma worships her abs, cock, and balls

I have yet to see anyone admit they enjoy self inserting into retarded MCs like Subaru or Ainz.

MC's girl wanted to fuck when they were alone in a cabin but he decided to wait till they get married. I heard they actually fuck in the novels but I didn't read them.

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Subaru is supposed to be a commentary on generic otaku self-insert, that's why he gets his shit kicked out of him almost immediately after being isekai'd and why episode 13 is so uncomfortable for so many people.
Ainz is a skeleton.

Why didn't Tatsumi fuck her?

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Darkness is the type of girl who would fail miserably when you put her on the spot. There is a reason why when Kazuma could have done the deed, she flubbed and fucked up.

She is all talk and no show.

DUSTINESS FORD LALATINA ITCHES THE DITCH ON A DAILY BASIS

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They do bang later in the novels.

Why does Kazuma not do this everyday? Party bonding is important.

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You are allowed to join wizchan.org. It's a college for fellow novice wizards like you

Because Kasuma is both a tastelet and a raging faggot.

what if someone posted a doujin where Kazuma and Dust ignore Aqua and do yaoi thing haha
maybe Megumin sees it and blushes lol

THICCness just means she's got high DEF and CON.

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Peak Lalatina right here

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Rewatching that scene Darkness was confused when Kazuma left. Man she was really mindbroken at that point.

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I know you guys are laughing at me, you know
fuck
I just realized this isn't the Yea Forums I know that has 28 year old virgins
It's all full of non-virgins
fuck

>thinking anyone that browses Yea Forums has had sex before

25 years old wizard apprentice here

These are the sort of faggots that write reviews on MAL.

You have to understand you're dealing with autistic virgins on this board. They simply won't see subtext no matter how strongly telegraphed it is.

He's not wrong. Yea Forumsqua is best girl and /d/arkness is hottest girl.

>honey?
Always crack me up

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/m/egumin is for manchildren.

>Kazuma can walk with roughly 80kg
Impressive

isn't that like inverse ntr?

Thanks. Can't cancel the image from my brain now.

Aqua is shit and Darkness is my favorite, but just because they're right about Darkness doesn't reduce their faggotry. Just take a look at their posts. They're not even talking about the show, just strawmanning about their "otaku" boogeyman that stops anime from being fucking HBO tier. Fucking animeonlys like them don't even know why she's best girl, they're just latching on because she seems slutty at first.

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it's just idiots from Yea Forumseddit repeating something they misunderstood from a shitkaku article. some of the most popular harem/romance series have the main characters fuck and the ones where they don't have fans constantly asking when they're going to do it already.

imagine darkness on top of you mindbroken with her sexy voice and big titties bouncing up and down

Are you referring to her confession and rejection which led to Kazuma having to explain how to rape him?

Why is there a panda?

Just stop. I know most of yout had sex. Stop. Your reply just makes me upset than happy. Just don't reply.

Chad and Tyrone care because word of being shit in bed travels fast and a pretty face can't save that stain on your rep. This is basic shit everyone knows.

western otakus are not a problem
japanese otakus are sick as fuck , they dedicate their whole life to anime thinking really about them having that 2D character as their wife and not just a silly joke.

Otakus to a japanese animation company are the same as gamblers addcit to a casino.
They know those guys are ill as fuck and need help but they lend a big amount of money thanks to that obsesion.

Thats the reason why they pander to purityfags all the times , that's why they had lolis in every anime for 2 years straight , that's why they had trap characters in every anime after baka to test was aired.

i have seen some much anime with the same shit
>some girl says she is a total turbo slut
>can only think about dicks and nothing more
>finally someone want to pound her or shows her the dick
>she is embarrassed and scared of the dick
>she was actually all talk and a virgin.

The only exception i have seen was the actual slut from "hen zemi" where the girl fucked everyone in the club except for "the virgin" , fucked dogs , fucked dolphins , a whole baseball team , went to the university with a vibrator on her and a bunch of weird shit that make sick but curious.

They really are. These people need to watch something like Psycho-Pass where the characters actually do the sex.

When I first saw this I swear Aqua dropped a one-liner or two insinuating that she and Kazuma hooked up.

Their relationship as characters would make a lot more sense if they were on and off fuck buddies who hated everything about each other except the sex.

My GF literally did this to me last night.

>tfw massaging my cock with her inner walls

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>Lalatina
>La Latina

So, she is a hispanic?

>Rich woman
>Adventurous and resilient
>Great sense of humor
>Kinky and gets turned on easily

I WANT TO WIFE HER

>great sense of humor
She is the most no-fun-allowed moralfag type on the crew actually.

>still repeating the "heroines aren't allowed to have sex because readers will get mad" meme when this happened and was well received
I want Yea Forumseddit to leave

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to be fair that show was MEANT to be a borderline hentai series the whole time. So the Heroine having sex was to be expected.

It was well received because it was obvious it was going to happen and all the other girls got dicked too

even loli succubus? In her loli form?

If i was Kazuma I would have tied Darkness to a bed and kept her pregnant until Menopause.

Of course it was well received, it's not hard to please an audience of like 20 people. Not to mention all the sex literally happens in the second to last and last volumes so there's no potential for backlash anyway.

All of them.

yes and the point is that there was no outrage over the heroine getting dicked. the only time people have gotten mad about a heroine having sex is when ntr was involved which Yea Forumseddit shitposters always leave out.

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Shes great and all but consider this cake.

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Limp dick

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>Darkness thread at almost 300 replies

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>Talk about shit writing.

How is the author supposed to write about something he has never experienced himself?

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They should emphasize her more as the team mom more.

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Department of redundancy department.

What site is that?

That would also give her ara-ara powers. Kazuma wouldn't be able to resist.

Too much oppai

No such thing.

Bump again

Doesn't Wiz have ara ara powers?

Yes, and Kazuma can barely restrain himself around her.

Those are western fans and mean nothing to Japan. Its the sweet Japanese Otaku whales who must not be disappointed or else they stop buying the overpriced merch because selling cheaper merch to a shitload of casual fans isnt as good as selling a tiny amount of overpriced merch to superfans. For....reasons?

>sex in 2010s anime
>ever happening in any circumstance

Maybe he's not such a scumbag that he would fuck a retard.

When did that happen?

Didn’t Kiyoshi and Hana bang on accident that one time?

No, and seinen manga can get away with more anyways.

But it got adapted into an anime

I like exhentai.org/g/990575/323ae2f36b/ more.

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The panda detects how often you've been on Yea Forums, if you are relatively new it will block your entry to the site.
It will disappear after you've lurked some more.

It's because jap writers are a bunch of fucking pussies that rarely, if ever, give the generic NEET protagonist that every jap boy reading their work identifies with the ability to fuck a woman for whatever reason. Literally every god damn time, even when she's ASKING for it, they bitch out and whine about "perversion."

Keep in mind this is the country that bred a guy who thought that writing a manga set at the end of the world, in an apocalypse dominated by women with only 5 men left, where having vaginal intercourse is literally the only way they can think of to save humanity, and making the protagonist be a "but muh childhood girlfriend" faggot with a little sister that chastises him for being a pervert IN THIS SETTING, was unironically a good idea.

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She says in one of the LNs that it doesn't count if it's with a monster.

So, no.

>people should watch sewer garbage because people fuck
Go back to whatever shithole you crawled from and never come back.

just reached 40
now what do I do

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Not in that VN scene, no. Kazuma was struggling big-time.

>The only exception i have seen was the actual slut from "hen zemi" where the girl fucked everyone in the club except for "the virgin" , fucked dogs , fucked dolphins , a whole baseball team , went to the university with a vibrator on her and a bunch of weird shit that make sick but curious.
This wasn't a parody on Aya Hirano's flings, was it?

>can't voluntarily squeeze their vagina muscles
>literally in the sentence you typed
Just how dense are you?

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>The only exception i have seen was the actual slut from "hen zemi" where the girl fucked everyone in the club except for "the virgin" , fucked dogs , fucked dolphins , a whole baseball team , went to the university with a vibrator on her and a bunch of weird shit that make sick but curious.
How in the fuck did she not get an STD? Why do the Japanese never seem to acknowledge that possibility?

This is wrong. If you put something like that, people will watch it just to feel an emotional rush. We're naturally drawn to twists and new experiences.

Hopefully, someday more people will be introduced to the wonders of NTR.

Baths with underage boys are her weakness.

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