Neon Genesis Evangelion

You may not like it, but this is what peak best girl looks like

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Asukafags are mentally ill

This

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fpbp

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It's just a fact. You can't dispute it

Reifags can't even argue, they just go straight for insults in futile defense.

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bobbers

This, Asukafags are worse than ntrhomos

Can't argue with that

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Not a reifag, but let me spell out the ways that Asuka is terrible.
1. Terrible VO universally
1A. Annoying voice because of VO
2. Mixed race hapa scum
3. Loud
4. Brash
5. Rude
6. Slutty
6A. Wears chokers
7. No depth perception
8. Episode 10
9. Gets BTFO by niggerbots
10. Gets BTFO by mind rape
11. Episode 9
12. Mom is literally a zeppelin
13. Dolls are gay
14. Gets masturbated on
15. Gets murdered

There are some positives though, I won't lie
1. Yellow sundress
2. Makes Shinji crossdress in Episode 8

1. Wrong
2. Nice
3. Also nice
4. Still nice
5. Being confrontational is better than everyone else's personality issues of shirking away
6. She's confident in what she has, and only around the guys she likes
7. The eye is probably fine like her arm is.
8. Magma Diver sucks, but she is still the best part of it
9. Everyone did
10. Not like anyone else in the series would fare better. She was still trying for a while after it, but no one helped her
11. Best episode
12. And Ayanami is a boat
13. And Asuka hates dolls
14. Shinji's doing
15. She gets better - didn't die even though she was killed

So, still best girl.

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Misato is better

Soryu was a boat too

They're all fucking boats.
And Hikari's family are trains.

Ikari means anchor

You cunts have been doing this for thirty years.
Thirty years.

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>tfw Eva on Netflix ensured at least 3 more decades of the waifu war

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I will strive to live long enough to make is a century.
And if future medicine somehow gets me that far, into the 22nd century for a 3-century spanning waifu war.

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>War
Sorry Asukafags but everyone is just taking laps around you

It is sad that you are in such denial that Asuka just keeps winning, pulling further and further ahead, that you need to pretend the whole conflict doesn't exist.

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Why would anyone want to be together with this abusive German bitch? Shinji should've punched her teeth in.

Misato>Asuka>Shinji>Rei
It’s a scientific fact

Abhorrent taste.

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Magma diver was one of my favorite episodes. Am I missing something?

It will never be over, NEVER

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I really liked it, too
I'm surprised to see it's so disliked on Yea Forums

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I think we can all agree that Netflix made the right call removing the gay from Evangelion.

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They gay too.

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>trip and fall
>makes you gay

>Reifags basically don't exist outside of Japan, and judging by Japan's average birth-death ratio they're not an example of good taste in women
>Misatofags keep to themselves and only make snipes at best

Get real

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Rei is totally gei, she just needs to be a little drunk first.

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Keep this Rei away from bricks.

What the fuck is Rei's problem?

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Rei doesn't have problems, everyone else just has problems with Rei.

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this has been too fucking long.....and i fucking love it

Every day with you people.
Misato is best girl, change my mind

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God dammit I want to watch Asuke piss herself so fucking bad. That pride of hers would make the humiliation extra hot.

A never ending story

Rei is fucking based.

I don't care about her trauma, she's still a bitch.
btw she's 14.

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>she's 14
Is that supposed to be a deterrent? She's also 2d so 3d rules don't apply.

>She's also 2d so 3d rules don't apply.
I won't even bother

It's the truth. You can do whatever you want with 2d because it's fictional.

13 for most of the series actually.
And honestly she isn't that much of a bitch all considering, she speaks what is on her mind.

Why the fuck is one third of Yea Forums Eva threads? Did something happen?

Netflix dub released yesterday.

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Reason to shitpost and a ton of newfags just watched netflix dub

Just wait till Rebuild finally comes out.

>Just wait till Rebuild finally comes out.
I'll be an old man by the time that happens

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Who cares about morals
>she speaks what is on her mind
As if that is something inherently good

>babies first philosophical anime
yikes

The guy who felt the need to remind everyone she's 14.

dude i am so happy they got the original cast for the dub, well it was to be expected since dubs are always of great quality and since a lot of good actors with a long history of voice acting always try their darnest to make it their best

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couldn't agree more OP

Is that even an argument.
Pedo.

fools this is what a real woman looks like

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>netflix
>dub
>newfags
Newfag is not the word I would've used.

It's okay if it's a cartoon, you fucking faggot. Just like shooting someone in gta doesn't make you a murderer.

Asuka has better lewd art and she cooks + red hair. there's no discussion she is a total ride or die

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No, this is.

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Just be careful with self-indulgence and degeneracy.

Yes

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>directly inspired franxx

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What would Asuka do if the roles were reversed?

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What does Assuka's ass smell like?

Poop and impatience.

epic bro I saw that screencap on twitter too, you sir get an upvote :)

I'm willing to bet anything except what Shinji did.

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Piss and my semen.

I like it.

Shinji's saliva.

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>Makes Shinji crossdress in Episode 8
Her only remarkable action

On episode 17
I hate Asuka so fucking much holy shit

Never got this. I understand being annoyed by her but hate? You're probably about to hate her more for a few more eps.

Shinji should be there too, he was pretty disgusted watching them fuck in Instrumentality.

Rei.

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Yeah, Asuka merely seemed annoyed at what she saw as the reason why they were fucking, but Shinji was acting like the whole idea of people he knows having sex is revolting.

Like if someone told Shinji "btw your parents had sex once" he'd tell them they must be lying.

i dig it

>askua has better lewds
are you fucking insane

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worse than you'd think

I thought Yea Forums was a rei board but i've been seeing way more asuka since the netflix shit started up

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Actually I've seen more people actively disliking Asuka since the dub came up.
Yea Forums has been an Asuka board for a long time.

thats cause only basics like asuka


lmao sure there

I agree, however, you seem to have misspelled "Reifags" in your post.

fpbp never fails

>Wins Shinjibowl in every iteration of the story
>confirmed by Anno Shinji and Asuka are the primary relationship in the show

I cannot WAIT for Asuka to win Shinjibowl again in 4.44 to blow the fuck out of weak, submissive incel reifags AGAIN

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Yea Forums has been an asuka board for at least 10 years. I don't remember what it was like before that since i was mostly a Yea Forumstard. Asuka threads often get dozens or hindreds of posts while Rei threads die within 40 and half of those posts are not even about Rei but about how shit Asuka is

It still is. There has literally been like 10 Asuka threads in the past few days with 100+ replies and only 1 or 2 Reifags complaining. I think I've seen one Rei thread in the past week that barely got 30 replies.

They come out of the wood works when threatened. Sad!

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I don't think post-timeskip Shikinami really wants anything to do with Shinji now, so I can't see her winning.
4.0 is probably just going to keep going full Shinji suffering anyway with how Anno ended 3.0 off.

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Does anyone ITT have that iceberg meme with eva theories on it?

fuck bump for this lmao

wrong, 4.0 is going to be nothing but sol hijinks built around thinly-veiled product placement

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Go back

found it

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oh man that was actually very enjoyable
thank you