Would you eat at Trattoria Trussardi knowing that the food would rip you inside and out and what would it cure?

Yeah, it's a no-brainer. The temporary pain is only a minor con.

Theory: The pain we were witnessing only looked like pain because we were seeing it from Josuke's panicked perspective. Like Okuyasu's eyes didnt really shrivel up, he didnt really dig through the shoulder muscle to scratch his itch and nobody's guts came shooting out, that was all in Jojo's head.

I would eat [King Crimson] DIO

>Have eczema
Yes

> order something from Tonio
> stab your dick with a fork before you dig in
> chow down
> your dick is regrown stronger, thicker and curvier

>Half this thread
Is this genetic or were you guys just that reckless with your bodies as kids?

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>Caprese salad with no balsamic, and fucking lettuce instead of basil.
Naw I'm good.

That's true, and a lot of the things people use the fruit for could probably be repaired by Tonio's stand. However it does have limits that the fruit doesn't.

Absolutely.

He has a part in one of the Kishibe Rohan stories, if you haven't read that yet.

Eat delicious Italian cooking AND get rid of my severe IBS, sign me the fuck up!

My body is perfect but can his food cure a psycho?

>bacne explodes like it was shot, staining your shirt with blood and leaving 3 inch holes in your back
>skin fibres graft themselves over each hole as fluid flesh fills each cavity with a burning sensation
>gums literally melt as your teeth projectile launch themselves out of your mouth
>fresh gums emerge from underneath as teeth grow in place perfectly aligned

I made this to rip into your idea but having typed it, this doesn't seem all that bad. I see no downsides to this stand

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Considering I've had chest and shoulder pains for 4 months now and the doctors and technicians I've seen have zero fucking answers for me? Yes.

I am legit surprised Tonio doesn't just keep a bucket or a 30-gallon garbage bag just to keep all the blood, sweat, and shit from staining the walls of his restaurant.

Have you tried crack?

What kind of idiot would not eat at Tonio's? Literally free healthcare and will even heal small stuff like lack of sleep, toothache, etc.

"Welcome user, what can I get for you today?"

>Post your health problem
>Post the food you want (Italian of course)
>Post how it's aggressively fixed

Stiff Neck
Garlic focaccia with balsamic and oil dip
Muscle tendons in neck rip out from shoulder, strain, and reattach into various sockets

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>Probably got a cavity in my top molar and 30lbs overweight
>Lobster Ravioli or some kind of Veal
>All the fat secretes out of my pores and my top molar shoots out like a bullet into the floor
Even though this would fix my problems I have to either mentally prepare myself for the pain or just not see it coming

If you are a fertile woman the Rokakaka is free heals

>free
You still gotta pay for the food, plus tip.

>not a chad
>Pizza
>Proteins combined with constant micro trauma from Pearl Jam increases muscle mass significantly. Bone growth painfully increases everywhere, taller and more prominent facial features and frame. Facial structure painfully reconstructed. Pearl Jam displays movies with female leads directly into your brain, giving you a personality and hobbies. Excess fat is literally burned away. Hair increases as well.

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>Pearl Jam displays movies with female leads directly into your brain, giving you a personality and hobbies
lmao what a fool

But it's true

holy shit, the anime art style is so fucking bad.

I wish i could kill anyone who says its good.

pearl jam's ability is to give the food it's imbued with supernatural healing, as far as i understand. whatever pain you endure is worth the heals.

>severe pain in both knees
>pasta con le sarde
>kneecaps feel like they are shattering and tendons feel like they are snapping before everything reassembles and doesn't hurt anymore

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I don't have health problems though. Straight teeth, fair complexion, great eyesight (20/17), healthy bmi, good hair, and I'm not unsatisfied with how I look.

Uh, coffee, calamari appetizer, chicken piccata, and cannoli for desert I guess. Guy's a fabulous chef anyway, so it's going to taste good regardless of whether I get health benefits out of it or not.

Sure, whats the worse that can happen?

You become dependent on Tonio's cuisine and develop poor health habits.

As long as he's always willing to cook for you, you're probably fine. I don't see him turning anyone away because they spent too much money or ingested too much of pearl jam.
Why the fuck is it called pearl jam when it looks like a chili pepper and chili pepper is the electricity stand.

>dermatitis
>wild mushroom risotto
>entire skin peels off, body starts oozing blood plasma, new layer of skin is formed on top

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おもしれーぞ
メシ吹いたわ

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>heart defect
>brain damage
I don't see how this doesn't kill me first.

A high quality bypass made out of beef heart and gradual replacement.

He's pretty great, but worthless for fights.

>Born with ligamentous laxity (Able to bend my body in to shapes that let me copy jojo poses, actually bent my leg backwards a couple years back), antimetropia (one eye is short-sighted and the other is far-sighted), showing signs of flatfootedness, paranoia (with some slight schizophrenic symptoms), and depression (I don't actually believe this)
>Not to mention my family tree is full of heart conditions, eye conditions, bone conditions, cancer, and high blood pressure
It must be a miracle I'm still the way I am now
I wouldn't have me any other way
Just give me the house specialty, I don't want to be fixed up

The fruit could probably heal Okuyasu's dad

Just give me the Stone Mask!!

>no more allergies
>I will finally be able to have a night's sleep
>I will finally be able to breath properly
>I will finally have energy to do stuff
>won't be anxious about how I look
>won't be constantly itchy so no more anxiety from that either
This is too sad for me to think about.

>Fixed scoliosis
Holy shit sign me up yesterday.

Would fix my annoying back pain. One of the most kino stands in the series.

If eating there could cure my gluten intolerance, I'd gladly work in his kitchen for the rest of my life.

Probably poop my guts out, curing my IBS.

>except instead, your dick retreats back into your body and you become a woman, because you were actually a girl, but your mother took so many loads while carrying you that the incidental testosterone she ingested messed up your body

What if you were a stand user and you just walked in and beat him up/killed him. Would Josuke hunt you down?

Tonio's stand is pure utility but is ridiculously overpowered thanks god for the universe wide retcon

>getting rid of a source of pure good
Yup, sounds just like Y*h**'s handiwork.

Can his stand repair my foreskin?

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fuck now I want a caprese but
I don't have the tomatoes.
I'll eat a carbonara instead

>he serves you a spicy Italian sausage
>as it makes its way down your stomach, the burning sensation spreads further south, your manhood burning hotter than the worst case of gonorrchlamidya
>the uncontrollable itching makes you scratch madly at your crotch
>your circumcision scar splits, spilling blood all over your underwear
>the keratinized parts of your glans drop off like dandruff
>a new layer of skin rolls itself over your glans, like a magical red carpet
Enjoy your restored manhood, user.

People with good genes don't use image boards.

I literally have a perfect body though.

How's that hairline?

It's great, nice mane.

Of course

I dont think Tonios customers/victims feel any pain, theyre just really surprised while literally orgasming over simple stuff like water

As for me, yes I fucking need Pearl Jam Food.
It would cure my body pain in joints, neck and back, some big pimples on my back and most of all, relieve my soul

>jaw is broken clean off after biting down on steak
>violently contorts around while muscles all around the face spasms around
>snaps back into place, with crooked canine put in place, grinded down molar shaped back to normal and lower jaw perfectly in place

>Eyes rolling back into skull with arteries snapping and blood spewing out of tear ducts
>eyes roll 360 degrees and walks away back into place and voila, no more short-sightedness
I'm having too much fun with this