Would it have been better if Goku hooked up with Bulma instead of Chichi?

Would it have been better if Goku hooked up with Bulma instead of Chichi?

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nope

it would be better if he hooked with Suno though

For Chi-chi, definitely.
Goku is as bad a husband as a woman can have, without them being a rapist or a murderer.

Yes, but you need to get rid of Yamaha and hole up vegeta with the bipolar bitch

Imagine how OP Vegeta and Chi-Chi's kid would be raised by two parents who actually give a shit about their future.

I never thought about this before, but holy shit, that kid would legit rule the galaxy.

implying chi-chi doesn't make vegeta her bitch and actually lets vegeta teach the brat to fight.

I imagine Goku and Bulma's would be the DB equivalent of the dude who's nearing his 30s still living with his parents and yelling at his mom to get more pizza rolls because he's in the middle of his Counterstrike game and can't get up.

As long as he passed his school exams (which he would, Vegeta wouldn't suffer an idiot child to be the Heir Apparent to the Saiyan race) Chi-chi would allow him to train.
If anything, she'd encourage him to go into government, which she should have done with Gohan.

>Vegeta and Chi-Chi
>vegeta, go get a driver's licence rigth now
>i'm tired of walk 1000 km to buy food
>fuck off woman, just fucking learn how to fly
>it's not that hard

Chi-chi would have more than enough money for a car if she'd married Vegeta.
If nothing else, he could procure a vehical by other means.

As i am watxhing dragonball and in the final season i can say without a doubt bulma and goku would have been bad. Chichi is like the sakura to gokus indifference

Bulma is cuter so yes

>Chi-chi would have more than enough money for a car if she'd married Vegeta.
What? No she wouldn't, Vegeta lives off Bulma's wealth.

Goku paired with anyone is just shit.

Chichi has ox money

It would be creepy

Goku's emotional development outside of combat as an adult is that of a high functioning aspie; for Bulma to be in a relationship with him she'd have to be consciously choosing to manipulate his naivety in a relationship while Chichi is more of a mirror to Goku's situation where her own naivety about how relationships work stems from an isolated childhood rather than brain damage

Goku isn't made for romance, parenthood or adulthood for that matter. He is extremely lucky to have Piccolo and Chichi to do all the work for him.

Well, if Toriyama would have accepted his editor's wishes, Goku and Bulma would be the romantic couple

admit it

you only ship them because you are programed to believe that the MC should always be with the lead girl whether it makes sense or not like the NaruSaku shippers

It would have been better for him he's only good as a trophy husband, dosen't want to work, rather train and fly off planet to fight stronger opponents or die than be with his family.

>you only ship them because you are programed to believe that the MC should always be with the lead girl

No. Bulma is the first friend Goku ever had and had great, funny interaction in early Dragon Ball that otherwise could have had substantial payoff. All the asshurt over NaruSaku would be better spent on this ship, but since most people started with DBZ, making Vegeta/Bulma default to them, that never really happened.

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Nah, no matter how hard they were forced to train and study they'd still get beaten effortlessly in both fields by Goku and Bulma's kid.

There's no way a Goku/Bulma kid amounts to anything.
They're both entirely too selfish to raise them properly.
Take Trunks as an example:
Bulma has almost no interest in what he does day to day, which Is fine because Vageta is around enough to provide an anchor for his identity. Bulma is basically just the moneybags.
If you replace Vegeta with Goku, that's two parents who don't give a fuck.

Goku would definitely take the time to train him to be an excellent fighter, if nothing else. The only reason he didn't with Gohan was because he was literally dead for most of his life.

Everyone needs to remember that ChiChi hates it when Goku tries to train Gohan or Goten. In DBS, Goku was about to take Goten with him to see Whis until ChiChi got mad. Even if Goku were alive for most of Z, I'd imagine that ChiChi would somehow make it hard for Goku to train Gohan.

Trunks wouldn't have jobber DNA coursing through his veins so the Future Arc wouldn't have happened at all.

that ripple would start waaaaay earlier than the Future Arc

Gohan gets born with Trunks hair but doesn't get coddled in his childhood and doesn't show any kind of struggle with Piccolo's training as a result because he's already got the strength of spirit original Gohan lacked
The lack of respect and attachment Piccolo gained from his watching the flame of the indomitable spirit be kindled never exists to soften Piccolo's heart, so Gohan just fucking dies from the attack Piccolo normally sacrifices himself to intercept from Nappa
Goku either burns out the emotional trigger that allows for the Super Saiyan transformation because he doesn't have the base power levels to achieve it, maybe he gets an artificial Zenkai on the spot and murders Nappa and Vegeta in short order, maybe he just cries about it a bit before winning in the normal fashion of canon
Or he actually goes super and kills Nappa and Vegeta, albeit with a lower power because Super Saiyan is a power multiplier

The real thing that kills Earth is that they don't travel to Namek because Kami/Piccolo never fucking die, so Frieza either gets 3 Namekian wishes unopposed, or he kills the Namekian Guru and shows up on Earth to kill an underpowered Goku then uses the Earth Dragon Balls to get one Wish

Frieza becomes immortal, then probably goes on to represent the God of Destruction of his universe in a tournament between all the universes

he did, i've seen the doujins

yeah but I've seen doujins where Trunks fucked his own grandma and that clearly never happened in canon

nope
Goku x Pan is the purest ship

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One of my legit favorite things about DBZ is that Vegeta and piccolo were legit better fathers to Gohan and Goten then Goku ever was. Not to mention Vegeta was at least a decent dad to his son. Dont know why but those things always amused me greatly.

Roshi, Yamucha and Son Goku saw all of Bulma's good parts while she was still a teenager.
Vegeta comes along like, a DECADE later when she's good used, and marries her.
I'm not going to use that one meme word, but Vegeta is pathetic.

fuck, i meant "used goods" not "good used". I make mistakes like that all the time

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Enter CHADren.

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OFC, everybody knows that, Chichi is uttery trash

Goku assembles the 7 dragon balls, Shenlong appears.

OH SHENLONG, I HAVE MADE A BIG MISTAKE IN MY LIFE.
PLEASE CHANGE HISTORY AND MAKE IT SO I WENT OUT WITH BURUMA, AND BEJITA-SAMA WENT OUT WITH MY WIFE

No Bulma is hot in a very real way, like the slutty babysitter. IDGAF about Sakura, but even though Goku x Bulma is hot, I would prefer for her to have stayed with Yamcha.

>I would prefer for her to have stayed with Yamcha.
lol

I'm absolutely opposite of that. MC x Main Girl ships are so fucking boring AND predictable, I am actually glad when they don't happen (like in Yugioh Arc-V)