End of Sarazanmai

What does ReoMabu smell like?

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Sex

Homosex

The blood of fujos being wrung out for every last yen until this show is forgotten next month like ReoMabu themselves

Not even fujos give a shit about this dumpster fire. It's too much of a blatant fujopandering cash grab.

But that’s wrong

That sounds intriguing, would have been cool. I have a hard time imagining Ikuhara working with "mundane" themes though.
I just want it to end and Ikuhara to move on to a new project only if he can get a 2 cours show again.

Ikuhara will be a live guest with SuperGroupies tomorrow. New SuperGroupies collection incoming.
twitter.com/Super_Groupies/status/1141254290121592832?s=19
I want shoes.

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I don't want it. Fuck you, Ikuhara.

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reminder that aniki did nothing wrong, did everything for Toi and deserved to be brought back with the plates

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Swimming time

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>cross your fingers for a timeline reset to not happen, bros
Ftfy

ReoMabu die equals no buy

They already did die.

Exactly. Why spray yourself with dead people smell?

Didn’t @keeponly1luv have less than 4k followers before last week? It’s at 41.6k now.

>inb4 nothing happens tomorrow and it permanently stays dead

I want happy geisatsu and all but reset would be beyond retarded. What would even be the point?

I think it was 30K?

If it comes back reomabu could have longevity, but if they stay dead it'll fade fast.

Cops being non-human can use some made up kappa magic without a reset. But I'm going to say not to hope too much for something tonight. They left them as the joined rings so they can be free to say anything in post-show interviews.

Reo and Mabu are the most popular characters by far, both by themselves and as a pairing, and now they're dead

>They left them as the joined rings so they can be free to say anything in post-show interviews
I hate how probably right you are. Please Ikuni, don't be predictable.

Is Enta going to win the Kazu bowl?

That would be the lamest and cowardly end.

It will be a three-way friendship ending.

Looks like they already moved onto kimetsu and promare for a while now so it doesn't really matter what the finale does with the cops ded

Characters can't learn from their mistakes if they die. Reo and Mabu can come back in a supernatural way, befitting their supernatural relationship problems, and be an example of those who learn and overcome. Chikai can stay dead as an example of what happens when you're responsible for fucking up too hard, and Toi can be the example of someone who moves on.

That would be nice. All I want is them existing non inanimately together, kappa heaven, whatever. If they do I'll probably make shitty art for them for months. If they stay dead keychains I'll find something else to spend effort on.

I wish I could get into Promare since so many good artists latched onto it but from reports I've heard it sounds like Free-tier fujobait.

It is, it's not gay or high fujobait just fanservice CPR between the male leads. Anyway you've brought this up before. Go ask in a Promare thread instead.

Post your reaction when the non-shitty stream doesn't work tomorrow.

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post your reaction when the episode gets delayed instead

Don't curse us all.

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Good thing there wasn't a tsunami

extremely cruel and unfair if aniki and Toi are the only ones separated

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Or at least them living in some alternate reality where they remember everything that’s happened before. They’ve suffered too much to not be able to enjoy their reconnection.

Chikai dug his own grave, it's only natural.

They'll be become joined micangas.

All this talk of "connections" is annoying, what if I don't WANT to connect?

After chikai is butt explored, necrophelia style

Toi becomes the new zombie producer with his brother forever.

Then you don't connect. Just like how Kazuki said goodbye to his birth mother.

>implying anyone can possibly replace Koutarou

Then leave the circle and suck otter dick for eternity.

Aniki is the only one whose horrible fate wasn't down to supernatural interference, if a single death is going to stick in the show it'll be his. At the very least we won't be getting that "fallen" version of aniki back who's constantly going on about how only bad people survive in the world and committing senseless murder

If the otter looked like Aniki I would.

this is golden

Now that we've got almost the whole picture, does anyone have any tentative interpretations underway?

>tfw you already won a bowl that you don't even know about but a time reset ruins it

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Let people into your butts.

is that autograph board? ReoMabu, really?
are they gonna stop pretending people don't watch the show just for the cops?

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There's no point trying to draw conclusions before the last episode of an Ikuhara show.

Anal retentiveness is a bad attitude towards life.

The rainbow border indicates homo

Oh please, we had paragraphs of antihumanist discourse by the time we were halfway into Penguindrum.

It's good to be a kappa.

bully prostate

That had more intelligent fans

why do you think that might be?

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Is everyone in agreement that this show needed at least two more episodes than it got?

Pretty much.

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Yup

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Probably!

Well here's something for y'all.
Think back to the Kappa Zombies. There's two details about them I want to draw attention to:
A. They were all male, without exception
B. All of them, with the exception of Mabu, "desired" an object that was in some way related to a woman.

Desire and love are put in opposition to each other in the narrative, and the little brother couldn't be used for a Kappa zombie because he possessed love and not desire, so these two attributes are treated as mutually exclusive. In other words, the kappa zombies all had women they cared for, but they didn't love these women. They desired either some object or service related to these women.

Desire is also put in opposition to connections. On the Otter side we have "No beginning, No end, No connection". Desires come at the expense of connections, interfere with connections, sever connections, or simply never form connections--they prevent the forming of connections. And by connections we're clearly speaking about meaningful reciprocal interpersonal connections between people which aren't mediated by the desire for objects.

So far this probably all seems self-evident, but I'm going somewhere with this. The idea that the desire for objects or services usurps and interferes with our ability to form connections with each other isn't something invented by Ikuhara or unique to Sarazanmai. In fact, it was termed "Reification" by Marx.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reification_(Marxism)

Sarazanmai's central conceit is social commentary about the objectification of human relationships. The constant imagery of wifi connectivity icons, Amazon boxes, etc. is deliberately incongruous; that in a world laden with so many explicit culture icons if interconnectedness, lack of connection between people is a central issue. The images are thus rendered "empty" in that while they signify a form of connectedness, the narrative demonstrates that they don't actually represent a real, realized form of connection.

Goddammit, why did he have to kill the cops? I know he doesn't care, but he could've gotten enough fujo money that maybe they would let him work with 2 cour again.

Endgame brothers

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Death confirmed endgame

That's really some miles away from the earlier speculations made on these threads that love and desire were basically the same.

>They were all male, without exception
You brought attention to that alright, but how is that related to the rest of the text? Are men more prone to objectify human relationships?

which one of you sluts is buying the anthology

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Is that Enta/Aniki or Enta/random old men?

it's mobu

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Enta will be cucked and we all win

What exactly the series meant by "love" was totally up in the air until the episode where the brother got captured. When the narrative made it clear that he fell into the love category, and that the two were indeed distinct, then we can understand the brother's role in the story to basically be a role model for the kind of interpersonal relationship the show means when it says "love". All the younger brother ever really wanted to do was connect with his older brother and help him feel like part of the family, and that pure, unassuming pursuit of a reciprocal interpersonal connection is pretty clearly tying back to the repetition of "connect," "connection," and "I want to connect, but..."

There's a couple levels to it but the fact that they're men don't really matter beyond the fact that the show is clearly modelling a series of negative heterosexual relationship (of which the show has relatively few otherwise) in which there is a clear attraction between the two subjects, but not "love". They're emotional, physical and even sexual relationships mediated by this objectification. And in fact objectification is a handy word because
it makes the argument that the feminist idea of "objectification" eg. the objecification of pieces of the female body to a male gazer, is a symptom if this wider phenomenon of reification obstructing the establishment of real relationships. Of course, that kind of objectification isn't strictly gendered, but gendering it makes it more clear that you're referring to the existing concept.

The second level is that reification relates to another marxist idea called "commodity fetishism", which simply put is understanding human relationships in terms of an economic transaction in which people and actions are understood as goods and services with a market value. Simply put, all of the kappa zombies exemplify commodity fetishism but with literal, sexual fetishes that objectify the female body. It's a pun.

God this post was a mess, sorry. I've been running on no sleep.

Thank you for your input
>All the younger brother ever really wanted to do was connect with his older brother
But here's what I don't get: How is this different from Mabu, when all he wanted was to connect with Reo? I feel like the fact that Haruka was love and Mabu was desire should be important and obvious but I can't quite place my finger at it.

An offering for the thread inspired on the talk from like two days ago
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I will miss these threads

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>All of them, with the exception of Mabu, "desired" an object that was in some way related to a woman
>with the exception of Mabu
And the first zombie, he had nothing to do with women.

didn't he want to be pet by women

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No, that's the second zombie.

He just wanted to wear boxes on his head while naked. He really didn't fit well with the rest of the zombies.

Enta gets to look in the window and jerk off

Kek, based.
>I will miss these threads
Me too, user.

I can't believe Mabu's cocklust turned out to be even greater than Enta's.

Mabu gave up his connection with Reo.
You see a similar thing with Enta. He teeters between Love and Desire but ultimately fell onto the love size. Mabu thought being with Reo would be enough, and gave up his connection to Reo. In other words, he chose his desire for Reo's love over his love for Reo. And Reo did the same thing: he treated Mabu like shit through the show because he heard Mabu say "I hate Reo". Reo loved Mabu, but he also desired Mabu's love, and ultimately that desire took over. Their relationship collapsed because they each prized the love they received over the connection they had. They loved the idea of the relationship itself as a market service-- a commodity. Enta was confronted with the same contention by the Otter when it possessed him, and chose the other option, which is why he broke free from its control.

He was an exhibitionist, user. Who do you think he wanted to flash that naked body in front of?

Mabu didn't get to fuck his own boyfriend despite living with him for 10 years, it's understandable.

>Who do you think he wanted to flash that naked body in front of?
...Everyone?

>He really didn't fit well with the rest of the zombies
So much so that I wonder if he comes from a different draft stage of the script from the others.

He's the japanese equivalent of a guy on facebook who sends unsolicited dick pics to any girl that talks to him. Perverts that go out into public to flash women are a thing--not necessarily a common occurance but one that's well-ingrained into culture conscious. Basically, a meme. The details that you feel are missing are the ones that were omitted for the sake of brevity, because the creators knew their target audience would 'get the joke'.

Thanks this is great

at this rate enta's cocklust won't peak for another 30 years

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how long did it took to turn on and get Reo hard with Mabu looking like that

Blessed.

No, but I hope he wins being alive and happy.
I went from hating his character design in the PVs to wanting to buy his happiness with my hope dish more than anything else.

Reo and Mabu are equally attracted to each other in both forms.

>he chose his desire for Reo's love over his love for Reo
B-but he was going to die. In this case, what do the otters represent? I hope you don't mind me asking, I'm just interested on your thoughts.

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They’re kappa so they already find the kappa form arousing

Mabu would fuck Reo even if he stayed a keychain.

they wear each other like cockrings
too small I know but love finds a way

Instantly
twitter.com/analu_DT3/status/1140167230744715264?s=19

Nah, it was pretty good. You're more coherent than I am when fully awake.
Though reification as used by Marx's translator apparently means almost the opposite of what I think it means in daily life.

I also want to rub it in shitty Lenin's face that his hero inspired a show about perverts getting their asses sucked

Might work in kappa form. Just rub the ring baby.

I fucking hope so.

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I want hontoku to make some full on porn of this, damn it.

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>what do the otters represent?
They kinda explained that directly on last week's ep.

>tfw no aniki bf to make out with while waterboarding people

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I know it is my burgerfat brainwashed toxic cultural myopia or whatnot but Kazuki's civvies still look girly as fuck to me, and I want it that way.

Kek beat me to posting this. I hope someone buys and scans all of his doujin full of love confessions.

Speaking of which, what's with the "family clothes," anyways? Is it a cultural thing? Because I've never seen that in any other anime.

If you fondle the rings do reo and mabu feel it? Could the otters keep molesting them forever?

>my burgerfat brainwashed toxic cultural myopia or whatnot
I think you need some time away from the internet, user.

Yes your shirikodama is a second prostate

I wonder.

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It’s how the audience knows the family is connected, otherwise I wouldn’t really buy that they care that much about what Kazuki’s feeling. They’re passive.

That otter knows what's up

I hate that comic especially since it’s Mabu again that’s being tortured

Reo and Mabu died and are in hell, user

They represent desire, I just don't understand how forcing Mabu to choose between having a loveless "relationship" with Reo or fucking dying for good and farming their despair to feed Kuro Keppi fits into this analogy. It feels like they're somehow a facet of the system/society rather than just the "desire" concept. I don't know. I should be asleep by now.

Otter did nothing wrong

Ottersposters, get the fuck out

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Otters are true heros. Otter/Mabu otp.

What I meant was, the novel made it seem like "family clothing" was an actual THING, and not a visual shorthand for the audience.

>family clothes
Refresh my memory? I'm completely blanking.

That's just what nip boys dress like, you racist

apparently some Japanese families like to dress with a theme in common. In Kazuki's family case it was striped shirts

I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s a commentary on internalized and societal homophobia. Ikuhara has already gone similar routes.

I think that's cute.

Where is Reo’s screentone

I’m familiar with pair looks for couples so I’m not at all surprised they’d continue that trend onto their offspring.

Wasn't Sarazanmai inspired on Shibuya's same sex laws? So it would make sense if it was commentary about the system and society or corporation views on same sex relationships

Kek that composition of the table and door will forever be synonymous with these threads for me.

You can exist in society if you have a sexless life with plausible deniability but if you declare your gayness you must die and I don't know.

Ikuni had it on his list of things that inspired him, but it was never stated it was specifically for Sarazanmai.

wasn't that yuri kuma too
it happened after all his other projects and before sarazanmai

More like the risks one could face for being in a gay relationship and openly expressing it.

That kind of makes sense since partnership laws are a sort of entry as a social issue into the public sphere, but on the other hand Enta is in the closet and Reo and Mabu aren't even human so I'm not sure how it relates

I want Ikuhara to make an anime that doesn't take place in Japan/doesn't have Japanese characters. I think it would be interesting to see his take on foreign stuff.

Are you tumblr fucks even watching the goddamn show? Holy shit go back to highschool.

It just came to me, it's assumable that the first kappa zombie made by Kuro Keppi was the box guy. But if that's the case, then what were Reo and Mabu doing all these 10 years if not creating kappa zombies?

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There's Utena, and I admit the western aesthetic and themes helped me relate. Or do you mean the irl world outside Japan?

I meant the irl world.

>, it's assumable that the first kappa zombie made by Kuro Keppi was the box guy
Nope, it's the first the boy fought because that's when Keppi was unsealed not that it's the first kappa zombie.

I don't know if them being kappa really matters for the analogy. Them being cops, i.e. maintaining society's status quo, has more weight.

Baby's first Ikuhara user?

Are you retarded or something

Didn't he live in the US for a decade? if he ever did an irl setting outside Japan it would probably be that.

But if there were kappa zombies before the box guy, then who was defeating them? Keppi was sealed.

No one.

Yeah, I'd like to see that.

There wasn't anyone. They reported to the otter empire that there's interference, which means there wasn't any before.

Then what happened to them? It's stablished by episode 5-6 that unless you defeat them, they just keep going.

So they kept collecting desires for the otters until they die or whatever.

Did noone notice the floating stuff before or did they forget after the zombie was done? The same zombie came back when he wasn't defeated but they must run out of juice or something eventually on their own or they wouldn't need so many boxes of shot people or
Fuck it, metaphor for something something.

What's the non-shitty stream and when does it air? I want to livewatch this with you guys since we finally don't have spoilers.

I wouldn't discard this from Ikuhara, but I'm not sure if that's the actual point. For the record, my impression that the otters represent something tied to the system comes from the fact that they're clearly gaining something from destroying connections and forcing people to act on their desires. It's also from the fact that, though Reo and Mabu are perpetrators they are ultimately victims to something much greater than them.

>privatter.net/i/3759099
>Reo's nipples
nice body thank u OP u r blessed

according to the radio show iirc, Reo and Mabu with Keppi

Manga flashforward omake with the boys implying they all survive lol playing in the next irl World Cup whose location I can't be arsed to look up when?

Reo, Mabu, and Keppi fought zombies together until Mabu got hurt in 08 but for 11 years nobody was fighting them

I mean during the time Keppi was sealed, which where the 10 years between the Twitter and the show.

F

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sauce? >tfw aniki will never waterboard you with his cum

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I got you anikibro.
twitter.com/heavysnowfall/status/1141393916266070022
God I need his cum in me so badly

maybe there were no zombies. The otters learned about the plates through Mabu's memories and apparently this is important and they wanted something with them? and since they didn't actually need desire but despair they probably saw no need to have Reo and Mabu capture and create zombies until they were sure Keppi was around to have him create plates and then steal them?
Seems like the otters have a way to know when Keppi is awake from the map on episode 7

Oh nice, maybe they were just a trap.

i follow a shotafujo on twitter and they tweet about this shit constantly, glad its ending even though its cute

based, thanks Kujichad
still praying this gets scanned

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and then Reo got ahead and stole them using the same map and his invulnerability to Keppi anti-otter magic, Reo though the otters were after desire energy and didn't know about the plates anyways
wasn't there a description somewhere about the plates being able to create new universes?

It's funny, because the shounen jump manga "the Last Saiyuuki" sort-of feels like a very light-Ikuhara story about "fear".

Reminder to pray this gets scanned.
I stopped posting this ever since I heard about Chikai's death.

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I want to watch these kappa FUCK

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That's actually a pretty solid theory, though my question about what were Reo and Mabu doing this whole time still remains. The only reason I accepted that Reo went from the pretty regular officer during the manga/Twitter to the homicidal maniac he is on the anime is because 10 years of working for the otters numbed him. And like said, that one line from Reo did imply they were doing that before.Honestly I feel like I just hit one of those "the answear is don't think about it" things, but I thought it was worth bringing it up anyway.

>10 years
can we really be sure it happened 10 years ago? I'm aware the twitter has old shit from around that time but what if time actually passed on it and we didn't notice, the photo Mabu posted on the last tweet looked very old and yellowed

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Iwaida really like this scenario.

They're gonna wake up.

God I want more cop kappas.

What photo?

Same.

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>holding hands all night
Jesus.

noitamina-apparel.com/?tid=1&mode=f39 what should dead cops smell like

>holds hands while sleeping

I'd prefer cock warming but this is good too

So they do sleep with their futons together.

19.04se.cc/sarazanmai/reomabuarchive/ last one of the cityscape, they used a filter that makes the photo look old but idk

A for Reo, and A or C for Mabu.

Same here. Reo should smell like his smoking habit. Mabu needs a food smell.

God they smell like a japanese salaryman and housewife

But Mabu is also a wagecuck.

overworked and underappreciated

store.line.me/themeshop/product/a3028305-c723-4df2-89b2-886330836ce9/en
Official LINE theme.

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pls respond

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Check last week's livewatch thread in the archive

post yfw
>reset ending happens and the keeponly1luv twitter is active again
>the first tweet is about a baby girl that they found

>tfw I'm actually considering spending 150 bucks pre-proxy on some shitty gay anime perfume
Photos of the bottles, when

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Thanks everyone!
I posted the Chikai in that twitter with corrected titties if someone cares

Said this last thread but I'd rather the spinoff was a prequel and ikuhara is hiding a locked replacement for keeponly1luv that includes tweets about sara

Write down the notes and mix one yourself

I stopped watching after episode 3, how did the rest of this go?

Did someone post the stream link there?

I really don't understand the appeal of buying character themed perfumes unless the bottle design is interesting, which never is.

>Only DoCoMo Android devices are supported

Damm

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boards.fireden.net/a/search/text/sarazanmai/type/op/ Weirdly the archive doesn't seem to have captured it. Do you recall what it was called?

It can't be linked here because it gets marked as spam but it was mentioned

gay homosexual

>mfw there's a reset ending at all
I don't want it. I want the cops to be fine, but not like this.

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Tempting but I don't really use Line.

Please remember
youtube.com/watch?v=PlWUr4A2G9o

>Mabu put his glasses on without letting go of Reo's hand

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>can't even find the thread
Pour one out for my retardation. Thanks user-kun, I'll keep looking.

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Is it good though?

It’s decent
The gay stuff isn’t really the main focus if that tends to bother you

In the top pic it looks like he did let go and is now regretting it. ;_;

I clearly remember someone posting the full link in the episode 5 live thread iirc, I have no idea how

>tfw have to close tomorrow at work so I won't be able to livewatch with you guys

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link 2 thred?

It doesn't bother me, I just didn't feel as grabbed by it as I was by Ikuni's other animes

Who died, who survived, who kept his anus protected?

Cops are in gay heaven, Chikai is in straight hell

Chikai, Reo, and Mabu died.
Enta survived.
No one's anus is virginal.

Chikai is in brocon hell. Cops are outside the circle in purgatory

That makes sense. I personally also wouldn’t put this above something like Utena or even MPD, but it’s not terrible and it’s worth the watch. It’s actually been a pretty fun ride and the characters are (mostly) likeable so I’d give it another go if you have the time

>Enta survived
For now

Thanks

my husband is in heaven, dish

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It's so squishy, imagine Mabu kappa drifting downstream to the afterlife but his little kappa paunch gets stuck wedged in the plughole. Reo tries to pull him free by holding his arms, it doesn't work, he embraces Mabu's body and pulls and he pops free. Alone they wouldn't make it, but together they can fight the current.

He's for otter rape now, dish

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Artwork of Chikai and Toi being ottered in every hole, when

My denial is on the level of comical sound effect set-ups, let me have this.

it should be illegal to make shows about boys being sad

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i want to cum inside aniki.

no doubts. no fears. no question marks. Even if he's an ghost otter... thing now. I will always love him.

That's what I voted for. They may both be wagecucks, but Mabu is definitely the ideal housewife who needs to tend to Reo's every need.

>noitamina-apparel.com/?tid=1&mode=f39
Reo's Scent, Image A:
Top: Sweet Orange
Middle: Dry tobacco
Last: Sweet vanilla & dark musk

Reo's Scent, B:
Top: Fresh bergamont
Middle: Milky fig leaf
Last: Sandalwood & amber

Reo's Scent, C:
Top: Green galbanum
Middle: Ocean marine & violets
Last: Sadistic drywood

Mabu's Scent, A:
Top: Grape & pear
Middle: Sweet osmanthus
Last: Freshly washed laundry

B:
Top: Lavender & cypress
Middle: Rose & lily of the valley soap
Last: Sandalwood incense

C:
Top: Bergamont & lavender
Middle: Peach & jasmine shampoo
Top: Powdery vanilla & tonka beans

It should be illegal to make shows about gay cops not being able to be openly gays or useful cops.

i want aniki to cum inside me and same

I admire your dedication user
I want to force feed aniki wasabi til he's crying and gagging!!!

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I'm getting my wisdom teeth out tomorrow and will be high as shit off painkillers when I watch this. How should I prepare?

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Reo A is twitter
Reo B is spinoff
Reo C is anime

Mabu A is twitter
Mabu B is anime
Mabu C is spinoff

>Sadistic drywood

Wat

I want to bully aniki til he snaps and takes it out on me sexually!!!

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>anime mabu is clean (from scrubbing too hard after cuck session) and naturally sexy
Not funny

I think you'll be more prepared than us.

bully aniki's prostate with wasabi

unironically hot as fuck. I wanna put some on my dick and have him suck it off but that'd be pretty awful for the both of us

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Imagine mabu washing otter cum out of his anus in the hopes reo will finally fuck him again.

Depressing.

imagine mabu having to use a hitachi to cum when he's with reo

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But why did Mabu insist in not giving up desires even before he died?

Mabu is a battered husband

What are you trying to imply user? That Reo’s dick massaging his prostate isn’t enough?

I want aniki to slurp soba on mine

Mabu reaching around during missionary to finger Reo's shirikodama

>vanilla and tonka beans
I want to eat sweet Mabu.

>ywn save aniki from a life of crime and help him run the soba shop and raise Toi
I don't think I'll ever get over it

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>ywn make aniki become a family man and Toi become an uncle

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Lads when does it air?

A little less than 11h from now

Thank you very much. Can anyone name the stream? I saw earlier the direct link was fucked.

I use vk/dsgtng, can't link it because it's taken as spam

I don't think my dick can handle it, bros.

please please please Lady Kumaria save ReoMabu too! Take them with you to the promised forest!

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STAND

BY

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ING HERE

POWAH

ONEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAIIII

I don’t know if I’m ready to be disappointed

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I will hate Ikuni for making me waste my time on misery porn

Thank you user

Kek, I had a good laugh. Thanks user.

I don't have time to check the other episodes, but 10 has an interesting structure

>before OP
>dead person + otter
>after OP
>guy who wants dead person back turns against his friend and manages to restrain him (will try to kill him later)

>before ED
>guy who wants dead person back turns against his friend
>after ED
>guy can't bring himself to hurt his friend
>dead person + DA-DA-DARKNESS

It's slightly asymmetrical, but I think it's obviously supposed to show the differences between the old and new trio.

would Reo really kill Keppi? I know he lost it but he needs the plate and then be would have no reason to continue killing assuming his wish was granted
He only shot Kazuki and Enta to steal the plates and not because he had a geniune killing intent, even if he mocked Neta and didn't feel bad about him potentiay dying
Reo's gun even has a mode for killing intent literally labeled "Kill"

Imagine giving a shit about Chikai

imagine having this shit taste

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I can't because he's shit

Who?
I barely even give a shit about the main characters.

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>(looks as sakura) Isn't it beautiful Reo
>(looks as Mabu) Yah

Are they on the cursed ship?

Reo is looking at the retarded expression Mabu is making.

Anyway I like the main trio Super Groupies stuff more.

Mabu's wearing a wedding band

God

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>you'll never have a bf who looks at you the way Reo looks at Mabu

Otone wears contacts.

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Proposal ending confirmed

Dammit Reo needs to show his left hand

>coke bottle glasses

Cute

Nice but the merch is so expensive.

Mabu is finally free to have expressions for the first time in a decade. He’s out of practice.

>Reo and Mabu on a romantic date on the ship
>there is a dead Chikai on the roof

Tanktop Toi looks like he belongs in a porno

Why the fuck are Jinnai siblings so cute?

please let this be the ending

I think desire is more selfish, while love implies that you sacrifice something for the person you love. Mabu's love made him sacrifice his own feelings for Reo. He was trying to make him happy by being by his side even though it meant that he had to suppress his own feelings and lie to him. On the other hand, his desire made him say how much he loves Reo, killing Mabu and leaving Reo all alone in the world. That only makes Mabu feel fulfilled, not Reo. Love makes you think of the object of your love, and desire makes you think about only yourself.

The same goes for Haruka too. He just wants Kazuki to be happy even though Haruka was crippled because of him. Also he didn't even care when he found out that his brother was a piece of shit who tricked him by pretending to be his favorite idol. I can't really put it into words, but love/desire dichotomy is based on the selfishness element for me.

Last sns leak turned me into EnToifag and severely compromised my chances at being truly happy with the ending. Fuck.

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Degenerate please.

No

The first episode made me think that this show's main theme would be people's secrets with all the Kappazon boxes, the zombie's desire and the leak scene. Then it turned out to be love/desire.

Yes

Please let Sara see her dads off on their honeymoon

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Chikai will have to stay dead for Toi's happiness. ;_;

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It might be just me but I'm starting to think that those two cops are homosexual.

Migii's art is adorable.

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How weird. It must be just you.

I wonder how some of the grosser parts will turn out. It’s hard to imagine the whole keppi ass-birth in her style so I wonder if it’ll get cut?

I want to eat that keppi like a tomato

Please let Keppi have his revenge for all the ReoMabu sarazanmai leaks, by letting them know he's going to fuck their daughter into the next week.

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I know they worked for the otters during the series but it feels bad seeing the logo on happy merch

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Will this get an artbook like MPD? It sucks that I can't afford the BDs, but I'd buy an artbook with squishy kappas and beautiful Sara.

Otter redemption arc confirmed.

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I'm so glad otter-kun will have a happy ending.

Can't unsee it. Chikai pimping his precious otouto to sleazy yakuza confirmed.

I thought this had 13 episodes well I feel stupid. Feels like the ending will have to rush alot.

>tfw I was looking close up and thought Toi and Enta were being impaled by big pink cucumbers

I'm very concerned about Kuro Keppi's eyes framed like Enta and Toi's wings.

>micanga above Kazuki looks like a halo
OHNONONONONONO

Anyone knows the title of the last episode?

Someone give me one good reason why I'd watch an anime about fags

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No females turned into useless love interests
No MCs forced into becoming chads or self-inserts for the sake of straightshit

>spends the grand finale half naked
I like how Enta's teeth make him look like a chipmunk.

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I want to connect, so let's do the sarazanmai.

Enta is trying to distract otter Chikai, so Kazuki can grab Toi and run for his life.

There had better be a reason for him spending the finale in bandages besides making his final death look more tragic.

I mean, he's just wearing the same shit he wore in hospital before turning into a kappa.

At least he isn't wearing one of those assless hospital dressed.

I want Enta to at least come out to Kazuki but the fact that he and Toi would have to spend an hour getting Kazuki to grasp the concept of homosexuality makes that unlikely.

>he and Toi would have to spend an hour getting Kazuki to grasp the concept of homosexuality
Kek, Kazuki's denial of real life problems can turn this show into a comedy.

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Thank you both too!
Fuck I accidentally woke up way too early, now the wait for the episode is gonna be eternal

What are you doing while waiting for the livestream anons?

Thank god this shit is ending. I wonder if there will ever be a fujo series with a tolerable fanbase here.

Suffering, mainly.

It would sure make things easier for Shirikodama extraction.[/sspoiler]

would watch a sitcom of Toi trying to help his gay best friend and teaming up for increasingly complicated plans to make Enta win Kazuki over
Delinquents and nerds make good combos

Is this official art?

That makes sense. All the other zombies wouldn't get anything else out of their relationships that wouldn't just benefit themselves, and they barely think about the people they interact with and hurt. At that point in the story, Mabu, while loving Reo, didn't care about the consequences of leaving his beloved forever and how Reo personally felt about what he was preparing to do; he only cared that Reo knew his feelings, which just barely ekes it out to desire instead of pure love.

Watching Stand by Me and wishing we got more SoL episodes with the boys.

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It was posted on lapin track's twitter.

I start reading the Count of Monte Cristo

>Reo and Mabu are the most popular characters by far,
Not even close

They really are and by a long shot.

glad this shit is wnding, nobody will remeber this shit

Bearing the sense of impending doom while listening to the OST.

You'd better watch Gankutsuou afterwards.

Sara is last, dish~
twitter.com/sarazanmai/status/1141658743387463680?s=19

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1894_Tokyo_earthquake
What if we do get Otterzilla on Curry Day?

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>tfw no Sara gf
End me

>strawpoll.me/18198071
We haven't done one of these in a while, dish

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>You'd better watch Gankutsuou afterwards.
I shall. I have heard very good things about it so it's been on my list for sometime now.

So at what point did you realise those messages are written by the characters?

My favorite has always been Keppi since episode 1.

When Mabu's retarded handwriting showed up.

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Oh shit it was exactly today.

Ikuhara is live with SuperGroupies right now.

Nope

Then who's the most popular? Chikai?

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cope

I'm buying that watch.

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strawpoll.com/p9psyb4p

Where's the 'nyantarou turns into a car and they all drive away into the sunset' option?

did anyone translate them?

I'm hoping for "everyone survives but only one of the cops gets brought back and has to live on without the other"

SAUCE

They all say '___ days until the last episode'.

/fa/ as fuck

hey you stop that

Reo looks great but Mabu’s outfit is ugly

Were all of these translated? I only remember seeing Reo, Mabu, Kazuki and Enta. Anyone got Kujibros and the royal kappa couple?

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The girl who was translating these on Twitter said she got busy or something.

I'm watching Penguindrum for the first time, on episode 19 right now.

Well, shit. Thanks for the info though.

Reo's left hand is hidden.

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>Chikai is the only O
He's literally me.

look into your heart, you know ikuhara is capable of this. it's what he did with the end of utena, essentially.

user translated them not long after they came out. Go through the archive. The word "longcat" might help.

He got the engagement ring there. Just like Mabu.

I think all were translated by an user in an old thread

>watching Penguindrum for the first time
I wish I were you. Still, watching it with Yea Forums was one hell of a ride.

They were all translated on here after they came out. Think it was two weeks ago.

not really? are you ok?

Probably so there's "interpret the ring however you want" plausibility.

the girl who translated these on twitter is a cancerous bootlicker and i need you guys to stop bringing her up in the thread, im here for sarazanmai not to talk about gaijin fujo twitter

Is it still up? What are they talking about?

This show was gay as fuck but I liked it. If the ending is really, really good I might even like it more than Penguindrum. Utena can't be topped though.

>I was probably away from the threads to avoid spoilers
Feels bad.

Look for Chikai and wasabi in the archive.

Calm down autist, I didn't even said her name.

he changed it in the movie but anthy is still stuck trying to find the disappeared utena in the TV anime ending

When does it begin?

In two hours.

Dude stop projecting. Saying a twitterfag is too busy to translate isn't talking about them.

>the girl who translated these on twitter is a cancerous bootlicker
proof or GTFO

Found it, thanks, Kappabros.

25:05 JST

>stuck
She's clearly confident she will find Utena and there is that official art of them reuniting.
Plus it's happy-ending music.

No. I already she's busy and that's why there were any other translations. No need to talk any further about it.

Drop this shit already and discuss the show not the fans

So which end would you prefer to see?

I have mixed feelings. I really want the cops to be alive somehow and happy but I really don't want a reset end and don't really know how to make the first one happen without asspull revivals.

>there is that official art of them reuniting.
I feel like the world's biggest slowpoke right now, I've never seen it. The only official art I've seen thats meant to be post utena was the one of juri and shiori getting along again.

>don't want an asspull in Sarazanmai
Just look at the leaked episode title, user

ohtori. nu/gallery/Series/Artwork/Utena_Anthy_Together/UandA_Together_40
ohtori.
nu/gallery/Series/Artwork/Utena_Anthy_Together/UandA_Together_39
I meant these

Thanks user, I feel enlightened now

I'm sure they're still around somewhere as kappa, so I wouldn't mind seeing a cameo in a crowd of kappa or something. Anything more than that and it would feel cheap, especially after the previous episode.

You're welcome user, and they seem to have new official art in recent years, I only just saw that lingerie pic in the gallery for the first time myself.

I still don't think I will ever fully understand what the movie was going for. I get that it's a retelling, but it took lurking around in random utena threads for me to understand that the car transformation was meant to be a metaphor for utena being the vehicle to grant anthy her freedom or something.

It's a show where an idol can revive a kappa by defrosting him after inserting his anus into his head. I'm pretty sure a kappa cop can find a way to come back from a bullet or a sarazanmai without resetting the whole universe.

they will obviously meet, idk how you read that as a sad ending

I'm pretty dense and tone can often fly right over my head.

>There's still people who care about Kazuki even after he stopped being a bitch and crossdressing
Unironically unexpected

>in 1991 Davit Lynch's Twin Peaks it was said that they will meet again in 25 years
>this resulted in 3rd season
>in 1997 SKU Utena said that they will drink tea 20 years later
>2017 and nothing happens.
Goddamit, Ikuhara!

Don't worry, that is far from the dumbest misunderstanding about SKU. Back in the day most of the fanbase was arguing Shiori wasn't in love with Juri, and Juri and Ruka were obviously the OTP.

I'm sorry to say I'm one of those that thought ruka was a nice guy just trying to help juri and I was so confused when I saw people calling him a rapist and saying that he raped juri. was that a thing that was actually implied, or?

I still don't care about the cops.

I wish I was you, user.

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>SG girl points out Mabu's ring in the illustration
>Ikuni starts singing "futari wa kappuru... saikyou no kappuru woo~"

I only care about Keppi and Sara.

Is Ikuhara a hack?

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Is it still viewable after the original stream? I want to hear Iku-chan's beautiful voice.

fucking thanks for the food Ikuni Shibuya confirmed

Yes, you can replay it on the SG Instagram.

I think it's this one youtube.com/watch?v=jylnOvLpTaI

Ahaha.. Sara's "type" is round, white, and squishy.

he sings around 27:34

>was that a thing that was actually implied, or?
No, just people being dumb. Some of it is an exaggeration about the mouthraping and some of it is from the theory that he fucked her in the Akio car based on other people having fucked in it and the car supposedly symbolizing sex. Iirc that one actually started with Ruka/Juri shippers trying to make it canon but non-shippers then picked up on it and boom, raping her in the Akio car.

Nyantaro is the key to all this.

Everyone is watching this literal shit only only Reo, right? I mean I don't understand how you can watch this coprophile series anyway, but I guess he is the most popular one?

Same. Maybe if the show had more episodes and developed their story more, but like this? Nope.

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I really don't know why some people have this weird fascination with trying to force lesbians to become straight.

I DON'T WANT IT TO END

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there are threads and threads in /u/ about lesbian reeducation fetish, basically people get boners over lesbians marrying a man and having children
I don't get it either

Kazuki's expression looks like otterKazuki's rape face.

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Last episode we get incest x3, confirmed.

Jesus Christ

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I mean I can be dense as a bag of bricks but even I could tell Juri was a lesbian and even though I thought Shiori was a raging bitch and hated her, whatever messed up feelings she had for Juri clearly weren't straight. Like her laughter/breakdown over finding out she was the one in the necklace and exclaiming it was "even better" than thinking she liked Ruka was 100% dyke.

It's a respectable fetish together with forcing straight boys to become gay and turning straight girls into lesbians as god intended, but that's not what made Juri/Ruka popular. They were the outwardly sexy senpais while Shiori was an obvious loser character and so all the superficial shipperfags wanted Shiori dead and their self-inserts to end up together.

>only 11 episodes
>only 11 episodes
>only 11 episodes
;_;

They just felt like they were constantly stealing attention from the main characters and it's obnoxious. Sara and Keppi barely got any development, Toi's brother's death was rushed (it would've been so good with even 4 more minutes of time) and Kazuki only had to grieve about Enta for about twenty three seconds before the plot had to rush ahead.
Maybe if this series had been 20 episodes instead I would have learned to care about them but holy shit were they episode eaters.

Straight men fetish that their dick has magical powers that can do anything and since most of them don't like women in general, mostly those that are confident and are not attracted to them, they are reduced to this fetish.

Other user, I wouldn't care about them even if they made a new spin off manga or a sequel, they are just one dimensional and their drama is retarded.

To be honest, I just interpreted that as Shiori realizing how much power and influence she actually has over Juri. Considering how jealous she was of her, it made sense to me.

Best siblings being best again.

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>Sara and Keppi barely got any development
But they're, respectivelly, just the greek chorus and a gag/mascot character. They might be a joy to watch, but I never expected any real developmet from them.

But this is not the cops' fault. The show has a bad pacing. Reo and Mabu don't do much other than dancing and turn people into zombie until episode 6.

55 minutes until we die

>they have buttholes in their kappa form

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If you self-insert into or as anyone in utena you're missing the point of the show entirely and pretty fucked in the head imo. every character in that show was fucked up in one way or another. To the point where it's quite shocking when it's finally revealed nanami doesn't actually want to fuck her not blood related older brother.

Holy fuck, you can't make this up. You can shit on fujoshi all you want, at least they don't want to turn gay men straight with their magic pussy.

this post made me choke, thanks user

they'll be friends in hell, don't worry

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anyone else remember that one screencapped thread of a raging anti-/u/ fag who explained he couldn't stand fictional lesbians because he got rejected by women enough irl and couldn't take the idea that fictional women could be off limits to him too all because of their sexuality.

>in hell
The same one that Chikai is going to? Nice.

Fellas, can I just say these threads have been the comfiest and most fun I've had on Yea Forums in a long time. I'll miss you guys.

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>entire dating history with boys was "please notice me senpai (female)"
>evil black rose version was straight up domming Juri
She was, but it's like Enta and Haruka are both devoted to Kazuki yet one is obviously platonic and the other one's not, even if the core emotional dynamic is the same.

*miçanga hell

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It just didn't make sense to me that if shiori actually liked juri back, why wouldn't she just try to be with her instead of trying to make her miserable. I get now that it's because of massive inferiority complex towards her and jealousy of her as a person, but still, when shiori found out she was the one in the necklace, she really should have cut that shit out.

everybody will be sharing satan's cock

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I love this kind of stuff.

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>yfw it's enta that pulls toi out of his despair
oh god please have it happen

>stealing attention from the main characters
They are main characters though. Originally the show was going to be all about Kazuki, but it ballooned to include five protagonists, spread across two intersecting narratives. No one is stealing from anyone else, there's just not enough time to go around.

Fuck, that was meant for

kazuki is going to pull a cosplay out of his ass and say dishu~ until toi's loins are dripping

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She also knows Juri "hates" her and hates her feelings for her, and that they are both girls.

I can see this happening and Kazuki in the PVs being a red herring considering Enta and Toi haven't had a big moment post-Enta stealing the plates and destroying the training ground and they need to make up to a degree

Is it me or is this an absurd amount of merch? Look for Ikuni's next show to be a 2 cour extravaganza funded by fujobucks.

How often do Toi and Kazuki double team Enta.

I wish the shotas were hs students desu. Everything would've become lewd to the extreme

Considering he's the only other character who interacted with his brother, yeah. Mostly because I want him to stop being a damsel in distress or second fiddle.

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Merch money doesn't go to the animation studio.

Didn't he wait 15 years after the sarin gas disaster to drop PenguinDrum? Lynch stole the idea from him.

I wish. Unfortunately, I think it depends way too much on how the ending will play out for the cops. If they stay dead, I don't think fujo will stick around much.

shit you are right, Enta knows Toi wanted someone to play football with him from his brother, what other thing does he know?

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he'll say "toi what would your brother want?!", then toi will kick him into a katana wielding ddddarkness

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Implying Enta gives a shit about his sister, when all he cared about was the micanga

considering the stuff announced yesterday and today, it feels like they are preparing for the wave of fujo
I'm scared I don't wanna get my hopes up

He's a 14yo boy with a crush. Of course he's going to be overly concerned with that. He probably does have a good relationship with Otone though, his envy over her love life aside. They text each other casually and he talks to her about Kazuki.

In all seriousness they are probaby close, judging by their bantz and Otone texting her date pics to him.
>tfw Enta will never text a date pic to his sister unless he gets over his childhood froend fetish

So, which one did you relate to the most ?
And take your bets on what the last one is.

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It's anime original. The ip is own by Ikuhara + whoever funded it.

I want to connect, but I'm too much of a bitch ass nigga

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>So, which one did you relate to the most ?
"But we'll never meet again."
The last episode title already leaked.

>cops are stuck in kappa form until their shirikodama regenerate
>we get little floppy squishy kappa hugs finale

I want to Connect, that's why I Don't

"I want to connect but I can't express it"
Literally my shit life.

Every time Enta and Toi dare him.

>they were originally supposed to be elementary school kids

I want Reokappa and Mabukappa to hug over and over.

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Will Otone be supportive of Enta's 3 way gay marriage?

No, she'll kill him in order to preserve the family's honor.

Oh fuck, then I'm out of here.

And fix'd
It's been a nice ride

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He knows his bro doesn't want Tooi to sacrifice himself for him.

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Speaking of, does anyone have the interview quote about Kazuki believing it's a dare?

And I just realized this means kiss dares aren't out of character for Kazuki and Enta's soccer team. What kind of degenerate junior high do they go to?

She's a nice person, I think she would be.
Imagine Haruka's excitement though, getting two brothers in law? And one of them is Enta? He would be so happy.

stream better not be shit

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Reo kappa lifting Mabu kappa off the ground and spinning into a hug. Mabu's little frog legs just dangle and twirl.

Nah it's probably Kazuki who is just extremely dumb

>What kind of degenerate junior high do they go to?
A normal one. Normal kids do stupid inappropriate shit all the time.

I just realised Toi_Separation or whatever it's called also plays when he talks to Enta on the phone.

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But how will Abe react?

I CAN'T FIND THE LINK
DON'T BE DICKS LADS

>Enta fucking solves the plot
yesssss

Cute!!

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It's doing fine here.

I never implied their degeneracy was anything less than based, mind you.

I wanted to be surprised (c'mon, Ikuni) but I expect it to be Kazuki or Kazuki+Enta talking him out of it.

Reo's bag is gay.

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make a vk account, find Dテレ/dsgstngtv

My mum has a similar bag.

Reo putting his dick in Mabu's butt is also gay.

Mums have all the same bags

I hate this stupid gameshow. But I'm going to miss watching it when Sarazanmai days are over.

>page 6
Seriously? Fuck off.

I just mute it and keep it on a different tab

What's the point of the show that's airing right now? It makes me cringe. But I'd watch Reo and Mabu saying stupid shit to each other like that.

Not him but for the finale it averts some shitposter starting a new one with a spoiler screencap right as it airs, since this one won't last long.

We need a new one for the live watch, it would be a drag to do it in the middle of the episode.

Mumbu

I don't think that's a hug

People waiting for subs like me can keep fapping to kappa /fa/ in here.