How does Yea Forums feel about vampires?

How does Yea Forums feel about vampires?

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They're very cunning

They are great

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Worst meme monsters.

slimes are the thinking man's monster girl

Would fug

That would be zombies.

Zombies > vampires > shit > ghosts
fite me

Depends on the Vampire.
Vampire lolis suck.

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What kind of vampires are we talking about here? The rules have been bent so much that someone should reclassify them at this point.

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As they should

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Only time i was hyped about vampires was with the Legacy of Kain series

>Until Twilight came out...

Zombieman is based

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>Glasses

I've noticed I have a thing for glasses. I usually want to cum all over them, but I also realize that girl's who wear glasses in anime tend to be submissive or pure and you just want to defile and see them act lewd and perverted.

why do vampires wear glasses if they can't even see themselves in a mirror?

What

Shinobu looks so meaty in this pic

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>get boner thinking they're cum kissing
>reverse search for source
>gelbooru tag: snot

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You're not wrong, it's also used when cum goes out of the nos I think

I like vampires that are badass superhumans who are very hard to kill. Shiragami is cute, too. I guess I like vampires in general.

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They are the best.

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>Veiny Wings
>Being this excited

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>vampire bites in this series are basically sex

>another character rocking the glasses and braids look
Yes
Yeah exactly

They make me hard

Vampire lolis are the best.

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There are only two anime Vampires that I would fuck, and they happened to be from one blessed series

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I just started that series. I like it so far

they're kyuute

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Who here Ventruechads

Remilia will never cease to make me rock hard

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>padded

it gets better with each series, mate, especially later. Just keep up with release chronology, not actual timeline in series chronology

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Thanks, I really like the weightless girl.... does she get cucked?

Im not much into vampires per say, but that being said kizumonogatari is my favorite anime and shinobu being the most beautiful woman in anime is canon

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Nope, they will have many romantic moments throughout whole anime. You'll find yourself cheering on them if you have any sou

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Long live the Queen

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Nice. I like it even more now.

There is a monster girl slice of life collection, and it has 2 or 3 chapters about a vampire girl and her boyfriend. Wish I could find it, the relationships in it were platonically ideal. I’ve loved vampire girls/ blood play ever since I read it.

hope you'll like it as much as I did

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No, the one with glasses does.

Very horny

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Senjo may be his gf but shinobu and him literally share a soul, imo he loves them both, it get's a bit polyamorus

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I want to offer them tissues to blow their runny noses with.

The scene where araragi grabs shinobu and kisses her when she gets pissed at him for kissing ononoki was the highlight of the series for me youtu.be/1eOefd87-rk

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so are they

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100% agreed, although I think that what he shares with Senjougahara is a romantic/sexual love, while what he shares with Shinobu is more like fated/soulbound love, so I don't think I could call it poly

>Oh God I wish I were Ararararararagi's wife

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>48 posts and no Seras
Shame on you Yea Forums.

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who she

You're kidding, right?

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Not even the best from Hellsing

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I've been a proper full time weeb since 2012 and I never got around to watch that series so ye i didnt know

I'm so fucking jelly.

of which one

Are you Italian?

vampires are powerful dangerous creatures, and lolis get away with everything

this is a dangerous combination

You are completely, undeniably, wrong and incorrect.

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WoD esque vampires or bust.
Also there better be an ancient powerful loli

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Arararagi

>you'll never be turned into vampire by hot blondie and then create a harem of beautiful fucked up girls

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Which series has the cutest vampire loli?

Cope

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monogatari

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English police girl > goose-stepping Kraut

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>When he pulls her waist in and she goes limp
Woah mama, I want to believe

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Araragi is way too sexy for 165cm high man

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Shinobu's lewd tongue makes me harder than Diamond

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stupid horror, fantasy, furry shit crap. But for her I make an exception. This once.

I think they are good sluts.

>implying monogatari isn't literally the twiliiight story of animu
>for magical girls

Imagine getting hit by truck-kun and this being the first thing you see when you wake up.....sigh a man can dream....

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Twilight is just vampire hunter D bloodlust for normies

I think you'll find that most vampires suck.

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I absolutely love vampires and have always had a fascination with the idea of them. But it depends on the vampire really. Moe/loli/harem vampires are trash. Hellsing did it right.
Holy based

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>implying monogatari isn't literally the twiliiight story of animu
I can't see any connection between Twilight and Monogatari except of the fact that vampires exist in both stories

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Its popular

>loli vamp
>has blonde hair
Into the trash they go.

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Let's not forget about this cutie.

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WELL HELLO THERE

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Hello vampie Cocoa, where is my wife Chino

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English are the ugliest gals in Europe

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Faggots should stay in their One Gay Punch thread

Imagine a big tiddy vampire that keeps you captive like livestock to feed off of your blood without killing you because it's easier than hunting everyday

Id kms myself
If its a loli id let her feast on me

Is it kiss shot and do we fuck too? Because that sounds like heaven

They actually bite and then lick.

Loli vampires are great. Traditional vampires are usually phoned-in monsters-of-the-week.

It's a vampire girl of your choosing and the relationship is basically you being like a boyfriend but less equal to her. You're more of an object capable of pleasuring her but she could maybe grow to see you as someone that could be on her level seeing how she is immortal and really strong while you're still mortal. She'd feed you so she could get the best blood out of you that she could and she's let you sleep with her in bed as long as you aren't annoying

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Silence, touhoufag

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Loli vampires are overrated as hell and mostly exist only for the "eternal loli" fetish.
Shinobu gets a pass though because she's actually that cool.
Also Krul a shit

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I gave up VtR years ago. Can't stand the people who play it.

Has Yea Forums forgotten about the queen of vampires?

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He can't be a real touhoufag, Flandre is blonde after all.

So a straight forward and more emotionally stable version of the average american relationship? This keeps getting better

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Just gonna post mi wife Eva, don't mind me

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>tumblr

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literally bondage-bait

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why is she holding her abdomen like that?

Fertilized.

The best Vampire

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Remilia is the superior Scarlet sister.

Me fetish.

Araki should stop drawing the older characters in his new style

What makes you say that, user?

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>stone mask underwear
Dio sure has a weird fashion sense

Better domesticate your loli vampire before it's too late

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Her eating Guillotine Cutter's face and being like "Damn this tastes good...Hey is something wrong?" Is way more endearing than it should be.

Bloody cocksuckers. Or was it cocky bloodsuckers?

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Vampire lolis go well with bandaids.

S: Inner Moka, Kiss-shot
A: Shinobu, Seras
B: Pink Moka, Rip
D: All male vampires
F: Touhoushit

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S is for Seras.

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Koyomi Bat > Snake Bat > Cat Bat > Crab Bat > Monkey Bat > Doll Bat > Snail Bait

>Shinobu Cat

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he gives manlets false hopes

>you will never suck on a vampire loli's toes while she looks down on you

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I adore the Monogatari series but Shinobu has always felt like the least compelling of the main characters. Nadeko and Hanekawa are the really well-written heroines.

That's a lamprey

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I just realized vampires don't suck with their fangs.

Not all vampires suck blood
Some of them suck dick

I like them

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are you fucking blind? in that picture you clearly see snot coming out of their nose

Funny because I think Shinobu is the better written character.

They scrape and lick.

Why only plebbitfags like Shinobu?

have you seen kizumonogatari? i saw it before all the others so i only care about shinobu, her backstory makes crab and cat just look like petty highschool bullshit girls

just imagine her bush. fucking amazon jungle

Is loli vampire dom the best fetish?

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Shinobu? More like SHIT-NO-bu!

RIP user.

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Sayonara, user-kun.

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MODS

Based post, see you in 3 days

I want official nagatoro porn!

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Thank god for that censor bar, I could almost see everything.

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I'm tired of Niggertoro, Yupiel-sama manga fucking when 774?

Depends, im currently watching Shiki and they seem to be giant pieces of shit so far.

Overall they are sexiest and classiest monster though, no wonder they are basically the king of the supernatural, alluring yet deadly.

Sounds gay.
I'm hoping for more Honoka.

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what are you guys all talking about? i can't see anything that huge black bar is hiding all the naughty parts

She is crab
Just call the girls by their Yea Forums nicknames

How many holes did she end up with?

they are the bestest

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Bitches like her only deserve rape.

they are so cute together.

Terrible, anime makes vampires beautiful Aryan super gods while vampires have always represented jews both in looks and their acts.

Some do present them as monsters they are.

Ainz-samaaaa! Kissu kudasai!

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I want to give one a foot massage.

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how do I summon shinobu?

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Put a box of doughnuts on your shadow and wait for her to take the bait.

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Blood Alone?

Only the cute and friendly ones. Evil ones still look like jews.

Is there some rule that states that loli vampires need to go pantsuless?

Requiem a shit

Yes, it's a law that prohibits creating, circulating or possessing such material. Failure to abide by this ruling is punishable by up to 5 years in lolitary confinement.

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this guy gets it

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I would 100% date a manlet if he was Arararagi tier awesome n handsome

It's popular among hardened weebs, but most of anime fans or never heard about it, or never watched it because "it's weird"

It hardly can be compared to vampire anime like Vampire Knight in terms of popularity

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Silence

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Kono dio da

They are cute.

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better than that mess VtM became

Crab is the real plebbit girl

Vampires are often depicted as attractive
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