Goddamn it, they're both amazing ladies.
Why are we fighting as to who gets who anyway?
Why can't they just both have Kazuma?
Why can't Kazuma just have a THREESOME with these fine bitches??
Oh, and Darkness can stay single, for all I care. It works out anyway. Blonde, rich, slutty, big ol' tiddies... she can be the one character that stays available for the hikki-NEETs like me to jerk off to, and she won't even dislike it.
subscribed.
Thanks, I knew I'd find someone here who thinks the same way I do about this whole shipping fiasco.
fuck off reddit
Konosuba is Yea Forums's isekai though
why do the megufags act like winning the kazumabowl is some kind of accomplishment when they were the only entrant into the competition. it's not like the ichiruki crowd where there is genuine animosity because their girl didn't win, the aquafags don't really seem to care because there was never a big aqua X kazuma crowd anyway. aqua is the secondary MC not the love interest which was obvs. megumin since bombing the dullhans castle.
aquafags just pick on flatties and (since IQ) the overlord powerwankers. it really seems like all the animosity is one-sided.
that's my only real input.
I love that post so much. Idk Makes me feel like I have the moral ground on that dude. Yes aquas reaction is hurtful towards Kazuma but what if he has a really smol dick like really smol. That's not aquas fault
>Why can't they just both have Kazuma?
Because Konosuba has half-decent writing and understands that you cant just give everything your MC wants
Lalatina
>Darkness the worst girl
Shit taste.
>aqua is the secondary MC
>the secondary MC
but yeah, other than that I pretty much agree. Aqua chads don't give a fuck. Fuck the midgets. Lalatina a cute.
DON'T SAY IT OUT LOUD HOLY SHIT
>Darkness is the worst because she doesn't get Kazuma dick
That's not very fair. She's literally the hottest among the 3 girls, it's just that she'll be more appreciated by handing her over to every man than being kept by one man only.
It's the fate of the meat toilet she's always dreamt of being.
>a female author created megumeme
Females create the best female characters.
>they were the only entrant into the competition
Well, there was Darkness, what with her ideal man being Kazuma.
The petan should fear the oppai
Lalatina
>adding Chad as a suffix to desperately associate yourself with something cool
Is there a bigger tell-tale sign of underage retardation?
I thought Yea Forums were the only ones gullible enough to still think Konosuba was written by a woman.
I hope the movie has lots of bullying!
It's written by a guy.
Reminder that grand frog feast is on way. And after that no shipping will matter.
I already saw first preview and it shaping nicely. If things go right, maybe there would be even small animation.
Megumin has more content, history, and character development than Aqua. Megumin has a canon spinoff series of her own.
Dust has his own spin-off, and so does Vanir. Do they make more important characters than Aqua? Reminder that Megumin shares her spin-off with Yunyun, who's already a prominent character in Dust as well as having her moments in the main series.
We're just making more room for Aqua in the main thing, retard.
Based and frogpilled
Why are frogs the natural enemy of blue haired girls?
>blue haired
>bakas
>water-related powers
Separated at birth?
Based froggochad
This just seems desperate. Hamsuke likes Barasu, not Aqua. No frogs in the show? Well, too bad.
t. Dogqua
>aqua dog
>frog aqua
>bully/punch aqua
yeah, yeah, who cares. call me when you've got something new, faggot.
One becomes the eternal enemy of pepe.
One becomes the pepe of Yea Forums - anime & manga.
The lore is runs deep.
Not so much, as an artist which actually agreed to work on that. He even surprised himself, that he ended drawing big-picture of frogs, despite not personally having interest in them. Press F to pay him respect for committing himself to the idea.
>The girl that Kazuma pushed away IS Aqua.
>After the incident everything turned into a fantasy game with Kazuma's first real interaction in the world being Aqua.
>They both got hit by the truck and suffered head injuries. As they were left comatose in the hospital a very surreal experience occurred and their consciousness linked together to form a world where only the two of them are real. The real Aqua (name unknown) is also a gamer.
>When the author gets sick of his gravy train he will close up the world and Kazuma will meet Aqua irl similar to how Kirito met Azuna after SAO. They will know each other well but not exactly well because Aqua unconsciously chose a Mary Sue version of herself over her real self due to self esteem issues.
Dogs are based though.
Dust isn't written by Natsume you retard. It isn't canon and contradicts the main timeline multiple times.
>smol
go back
RIBBIT
Okay, what is wrong with "smol?" Is that a reddit word too?