This just showed up on Hot Topic's store page

Rei is first boy.

Ridiculous bait aside, this is a Rebuild thing.

Yes, rei is stupid as shit. Hence why she never went to school till CHADshinji made her

Third is the one with the Treasure Chest!

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Mari does in fact have big tits, as does Misato if either one of them are third girl
God damn it Anno, we see what you were doing

more like NO chest

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Are you checking Hot Topic's website daily?

>it's a Rebuild thing
fucking worse

>SHIKINAMI Langley

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>Second girl
Rei confirmed for #1

Saw this shirt in Akihabara months ago, pretty sure it's an import they got with nothing to do with Netflix.

>Asuka Shikinami Langley The second girl
Because Asuka Langley Shoryu was the first

That's her new name, Sendai.

Hot Topic still exists?

think the new dub will be any good?

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why wouldn't it there will always be cringy teenagers

sure, but it will be different, so people will hate it and nitpick it to hell, and that's ok too.

You're an idiot. The original is Engrish, "Second Children".
"Second Girl" is the English translation/version Khara came up with for NTE.
"Second Child" is what's been in licensed versions of Eva like the ADV and Funi dub/sub since forever.

It's guaranteed to at least have a better Rei.

Asuka Langley Soryu falls in love with Shinji Ikari.

Unable to confess, she is gifted with by a deus ex machina with Shinji's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.

But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's confessions to Shinji, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the boy she called is not the same boy she fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is Shinji's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Asuka's own AU self, Asuka Shikinami Langley, who is perfectly aware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, THIRD IMPACT ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the KIMOCHI WARUI.

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secondo girlo

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>Hot Topic

Who the fuck still buys shit from them? That stopped being cool years ago.

Already a thing.

youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit愛-奉文-x-聖子

why were you on Hot Topic's store page

Yes, where do you think half of Ghost's band merch sales come from?

PV: youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
EP 1: youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
OP: youtube.com/watch?v=ycfdfinG_P8
ED1: youtube.com/watch?v=hXDNGS9V4Us
ED2: youtube.com/watch?v=m4DyTjrruVo

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Probably buying weeb shirts to signal unrepentantly that they watch anime to the public

Threadly reminder that Anno came up with the Keit-ai concept before Yea Forums did.

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KEIT-AI FINDS A WAY

KEIT-AI TROUVE UN MOYEN

KEIT-AI FINDET EINEN WEG

KEIT-AI TROVA UN MODO

KEIT-AI ENCUENTRA UNA MANERA

KEIT-AI BIR YOLUNU BULUR

KEIT-AI ZNAJDZIE SPOSÓB

KEIT-AI TROVAS MANIERON

KEIT-AI LÖYTÄÄ KEINON

KEIT-AI SI NAJDE CESTU

KEIT-AI FINNER EN VÄG

KEIT-AI AY NAKAHANAP NG PARAAN

KEIT-AI VINDT EEN WEG

קייט-איי מוצא דרך

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毛糸愛找到了戏路

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