All your waifus are shit and you are all poor

all your waifus are shit and you are all poor

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Lina Inverse isn't my waifu but she is my hero

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Let me tell you about Rui Araizumi, the artist of the Slayers light novels and some of its manga, and basically created the finalized version of Lina Inverse.

>made Lina his waifu from day one
>is such a badass he ships Lina with practically every character in the series
>draws nudes of Lina, both canonically and in his free time
>makes sure that in modern canon drawings she's got hard nipples
>makes 3D Lina models for his own secret purposes
>calls Hayashibara, Lina's VA for the anime, "Her Excellency"
>uses a voice modifier program to give his Lina lewds a voice
>so devoted to the waifu he created three decades ago his lewds have a sense of honor

I dare any one of you to find a man as truly passionate about his waifu as this man.

protip: you can't

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Lina Inverse is a fusion of Hajime Kanzaka, Megumi-dono, Rui Araizumi, Audrey Hepburn, and the 90s.

Too bad they don't have Captain Planet rings they can use to summon her. Or maybe too good. I don't know if Lina would be a good guy if she manifested in our world.

what in the flying fuck

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I don't get it either. But then again some of my writefaggotry involving Asami Sato created that one wonderbread fetish art commission guy.

Perhaps Kanzaka's first person account of Lina Inverse drove Rui to waifu madness. I actually know very little about Kanzaka other than he was a salaryman that turned his tabletop campaign into an LN

Jokes aside, that is creepy as fuck.

>doesn't know what love is
>gets mad at a dude doing something he loves

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Since both Rui and Hajime are confirmed wizards who have sworn off 3D females, I wonder if they've ever cosplayed as Lina and role-played privately together on lonely nights. Rui was famously bishounen when he was younger so he could probably have pulled off a good Lina.

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Rui is a an absolute beast and I'm genuinely envious that he was able to use wizardry to bring his waifu to life.

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Maybe Rui since by your account he uses voice modulating software to pretend to be Lina. Jesus fuck why. I kinda get it, but I would never go that far.

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While Rui's love for his waifu is admirable, I wish he'd draw my waifu a little more often too.

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If you love someone, you have to do everything you can to keep their memory fresh and clean. I'm sure that if he could afford Megumi, he'd do it in a heartbeat.

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Holy shit Kanzaka is fly as fuck

For me, it's Naga.

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Well, Rui should work hard on the novels, so they can get a new anime going and get Megumi back.

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>another gacha has lina and gang as usable characters
Welp, I didnt need that free time anyways.

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>Twitter is a-flutter that Lina's and Gourry's new outfits are unlockables

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I could never see Lina Inverse buying into gacha crap. Maybe she would set one up to con people out of their money. Of course in the Slayers world she'd need to advertise Amelia or Naga because her looks alone wouldn't cut it

>Twitter
You mean livejournal

I though LJ was kill?

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I HAVE FOUND A TINY LINA!

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Also, right now is Slayers Week, Part One! Don't worry about today, but for the next six days keep your eyes open on social media for what could potentially be great fan-art of your favorite characters!

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links?

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It's thanks to that man Lina was able to defeat a fragment of Ruby-Eye Shabranigdo by giving Gourry some excellent advice during an existential crisis just a week prior to the two kids bumping in to each other while on the road.

It's chiefly P*kot* since it's his day, so... Be warned.
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Heads up to all anons, no Lina on the english version... yet

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DELETE

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Slayers thread again? Hell yes, have fluff lina.

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It's making a comeback, that's for sure. Who knew that a sexually-underdeveloped bipolar maniac would be so attractive!

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The world needs more fluffy Lina!

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I got you, friend.

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At least my waifu has a job.

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Was it ever confirmed if we were getting another season? Or was all that noise last week about a new volume?

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Imagine having been given a fragment of the powers of God and having to be a wagecuck to make ends meet.

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The noise is that we're getting a third series of the light novels. Volumes 1-8 were Series 1. Volumes 9-15 were Series 2. Volume 16 onwards will be Series 3.

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>having to be a wagecuck
>implying
Luna does it because she likes being a waitress more than killing some dipshit mazoku

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Good good, thanks

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>bike shorts ZR
hnnnnnnnnngh

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But why does Lina have a sword now?

That is the Blast Sword. She's posing with it on the cover, even though it's Gourry's weapon.

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Why not? Gem in the hilt looks similar to the ones on her necklace and armlets, maybe she found another one?

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It's the Blast Sword.

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Still hasn't gotten over her GIVE ME YOUR SWORD obsession, I see

In a way, yes and no. It's funny, because after Gourry lost the Sword of Light, he felt he couldn't be Lina's guardian anymore. It was Lina's suggestion that they travel together until they found him a proper weapon. Eventually, they found the Blast Sword, to which Gourry asked, "Now what?" since their objective and reason for traveling together had been completed.

Ultimately he asked to see her hometown, leading to the end of Vol. 15, with Lina believing he wanted to ask her parents for permission to marry her.

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You're gay

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>Your waifu had kids
;_;

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>Ultimately he asked to see her hometown, leading to the end of Vol. 15, with Lina believing he wanted to ask her parents for permission to marry her.

AND NOW WE'RE JUST GONNA TAKE A BIG FAT ELFISH SHIT RIGHT ON THAT ENDING

GET AMELIA AND ZEL IN ON THE FUN BECAUSE OUR TWO OTHER PARTY MEMBERS FUCKING DIED

I thought Lina would've died from "impact". Hopefully their kids get her brains and his physique, because the other way will result in an abomination like Redmond O'Neal.

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Didn't Kanzaka say that Gourry's magic potential is higher than Lina's but he just doesn't want to put in the effort for it?

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Calm down, everything is still wrapped up together in one really neat bow.

1) If we're going to Lina's hometown, we're going to run in to Luna, who is magnitudes of power stronger than Lina, who no longer has the Demon Blood Talismans and can't cast Ragna Blade without a STATIONARY amplification circle, and the Eternal Queen, ruler of Zephalia, and a living aspect of Aqualord;
2) We know that Luna is equivalent in power to Xellos by Word of God, and we know Xellos is still burning copies of the Claire Bible, and we know that the Bibles are from Aqualord's own knowledge before his death;
3) We now have elves using copies of Bibles to construct Zanaffar, meaning the elves have Xellos' attention, meaning he's active along with both Dolphin and Zelas;
4) The elves are using magic that Lina has absolutely no grasp of by her own admission, and if they're active again we'll see more of it, and because of how new it is to humans and it's a foreign concept to Mazoku, it means Zel can potentially find a cure from them;
5) Since the Mazoku Lords are active thanks to the elves becoming active, Amelia has a reason to go to each kingdom as an Emissary of Saillune, which would mean eventually visiting the Eternal Queen in Zephilia.

Please don't complain. This isn't some DBS bullshit, this is actual world-building events coming together for good reason.

Gourry is a step-below Dragon Slave casting, but he can't cast any spells because he can't remember the Chaos Words, or the chants.

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cute as fuck

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The cutest!

Rui's still waiting for this .gif to actually move for his avatar on Twitter.

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The bestest!

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...Is that a new one or did they body swap her?

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audio

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Costume-swapping.

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He wants be Lina

Oh, you mean because of the hands? Probably a body-swap. The guy who takes these has a plethora of Nendoroid models to choose from.
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"I want to be the little girl." --m00t, 2006

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Magical girl spinoff when?

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If you were able to win over a hung Aryan, wouldn't you want to be Lina, too?

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Why does Lina have a slipper in a holster?

Lina carries a slipper in her coat so she can beat Gourry whenever he starts acting exceptionally stupid. For example, she used it in the light novels when Gourry came waltzing up after getting split from the group in Volume 5 (I think...)

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right, I knew she always has it at hand, it might as well be magical item at this point.

>waifus

Do you prefer daughterus?

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What kinda short straw did Deep Sea Dolphin draw to get the name "Deep Sea Dolphin?"

Beastmaster Zelas, Lord of Frost Dynast Grausherra, Chaos Dragon Gaav, Hellmaster Phibrizzo, and DEEP SEA DOLPHIN

Is the name supposed to be like clever if you analyze it? Dolphins are mammals that need oxygen to breathe, so are we supposed to be scared of the idea that a Dolphin is living in the Deep Sea? Or are we supposed to watch that Sea World documentary before hearing her name?

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Tiny Lina does make a cute daughteru

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Total bullshit answer: Dolphin is based on Vepar, who in demonology is Duke of Hell that rules over the world's waters and is depected as a mermaid. The dolphin / mermaid association is common among seafarers, since when men would go overboard and be delirious dolphins would sometimes escort them to shore, if land is nearby.

Non-bullshit answer: It sounds cool, fuck you.

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Gentlemen, I will say the F word, and no one can stop me.

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It's weird how Slayers' black magic can be based partly on demonology but Lina tells Mazoku to fuck off at every turn when they try to make a deal with her.

>Rui was famously bishounen
Theres any ppics of him?

To be fair, her Black Magic spells have her making contracts repeatedly with different Mazoku to cast them:

"One who is darker than twilight
One who is redder than flowing blood
Buried in the flow of time
In thy great name,
I hereby pledge myself to darkness
Those who stand before us in our way
All those who have become fools
Merge thy power and mine
To grant destruction equally to all!!
DRAGON SLAVE!"

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Flat

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I DISAGREE

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>LIna is able to beat Ainz
Trully bless!

What's the logic behind that anyways? Lina refuses contracts with Mazoku, but yeah, some of her spells have her pledge herself to darkness. But Sylphiel cast dragon slave too and I can't imagine she'd sell her soul just to do some damage to the villain of the week.

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Theres a Lina cameo in Precure
Also the precure will a hve a red Precure
TOEI would be based if calling Megumi to voice .

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Considering it released in October and blew everyone the fuck out in just two months, it's truly an impressive feat, isn't it?

I was being facetious about the contract. As far as we know, the words are said in such a way to invoke the power of whomever you are drawing upon, and MY OWN THEORY AND DEFINITELY NON-CANON is that Mazoku give their power to mortals because their spells cause destruction and pain, which allows Mazoku to feed off of it. It's basically a "give a mortal a portion of me to get even more power in the process" kind of deal, an investment.

If real contracts were being made, everyone who ever cast Garv Flare would've died when Garv was destroyed, for example.

Don't forget this...

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I doubt it

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Heck yeah, more Dad!

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I used to have one, but now I can't find it on my HD or on the web. He was pretty cute as a younger man before he got fat. There are anecdotes online of gay men following him around bothering him for dates.

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Don't speak too loudly. If Overlord friends hear you they'll spam all of Ainz's video game skills to tell you how fucked Lina would be

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God I unironically miss the 90s fuck huge shoulder paldron fetish

>flat

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Slayers was better with my gril, Naga.

I unironically miss heavy outlines, shading, and split-complementary color schemes instead of soft, washed-out, complementary-color drawings.

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Wrong, sir. I rallied against the Isekai trend but Konosuba has soul. Even if the fans of it are too busy dealing with shipping wars to appreciate how Kazuma and Aqua's friendship actually kinda works.

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Same. It makes me happy knowing that Rui will never give up his art style

*soft, washed-out, ANALOGOUS... even

By "soul" you mean "fapbait". A series that starts with jacking off at its foundation cannot have soul, but a series that eventually develops fapbait can have soul, though it's possible to lose it.

Psalm 51:5 - "Behold, I was shapen in inquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me."

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Highschool spinoff fucking when!

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For what purpose?

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Look, I get it, I do. Slayers starts off with Lina killing a dragon, classic fantasy. Konosuba starts off with Kazuma pissing himself and a beautiful goddess incarnating him to another world where he'll form a party consisting of himself and only females.

At a glance, it has the worst trappings of Isekai. But Konosuba doesn't "develop" into a series with soul, from episode one it's made obvious that Aqua and Kazuma are not the typical isekai couple. You know what cinched it for me? Aqua getting fucking smashed drunk and then puking.

Don't mean to sound creepy or anything but it's touches like that that add soul - like how Lina got her period in Slayers and had to lay low for a bit.

Feels so weird to be defending a series against Slayers, but I guess I've matured a bit with my hatred of Isekai.

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I want a full 13 episode season of this.

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Zangulus the smartest motherfucker in Slayers. What a cool character, used just the right amount.

Slayers plot device question: Why did Lina get her period this one and only time in the light novels?
>So she could get captured by relatively regular bandits and the stakes would still be high.

Konosuba plot device question: Why did Aqua get blacked-out drunk and vomit?
>So she and the protagonist wouldn't bang and it would maintain the sexual tension!

Learn the gosh-dang difference, silly goose.

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>flat

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Miss Lina, have you actually read or watched Konosuba? Miss Aqua gets shitfaced drunk all the time, with or without Mister Kazuma. And Mister Kazuma's lack of romantic interest in Miss Aqua is portrayed as a running gag.

Unlike someone I know, it's not a tsundere type situation either.

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FLOOF!

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I actually haven't read nor seen Konosuba.

I mean, except for that "Konosuba has a dub" video that went viral, of course.

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>Almost all girls looks has the same facial epression
>Only Lina contrast
Lina is the only true Soul in the pic

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When the baseline bra-size for every woman on your continent is a D-cup, and you're a large-B / small-C, you're flat. It's like being a Korean in Africa, it doesn't matter if you're King Dong of your neighborhood block, you're gonna be a shrimp thanks to relativity.

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Check it out. I know Darkness might make you think the series is an lewd rom-com, but truly it's not. It's not even a power fantasy either.

It's definitely an inheritor of Slayers' mix of comedy and adventure. We even get a Xellos like character that feeds on negative emotion and regularly trolls the cast.

I don’t think I caught up to Evolution R yet. It’s been such a while since I’ve watched Slayers.

Give idol spinoff please

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_No._

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You can't live in the 90s forever old man.

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We're getting Series 3, so ha-ha, frick you, yes I can!

To be perfectly honest I'm not really a big fan of anime, and the only reason I started coming to Yea Forums was after the catalog feature was implemented so I could see when a Slayers thread would start up. It's only because of recent news that I've been able to participate in more threads, but only ones Slayers-related, because it really impacted me growing up.

That's the best explanation I can give you.

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She isn't even the best girl in Heroes Phantasia

>You will never have this perfectly flat mousepad

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Lina >> Mamako >>>>> The rest

I'm an OG Slayers Sunday poster myself, I getcha. And you don't have to watch Konosuba, but at least take my word that it's not about some generic boy meeting a generic gorgeous looking girl and having a harem. It's more swashbuckling in tone.

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So is Luna the one actually in a Faustian bargain? Or are you just born as a knight of Ceiphied, no room for negotiation?

I watched bits of the anime back when in the 90's but I never completed it. Should I watch the whole series or read the manga?

yes

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She was born with the fragment of a dead God inside of her, no contract involved.

Oh boy!

Slayers has three (or four, depending on perspective) parallel continuities that essentially have the same path up until the end of what's called the Hellmaster Arc. In other words, the characters are like pieces on a chessboard; even though they're the same, how their "games" are played are different.

The first is the "core", which are the light novels, including the spin-off light novels Slayers Special and Slayers Smash. These are written directly by Hajime Kanzaka, the series' creator, and can be argued to be "pure" Slayers content. It focuses primarily on world-building and lore, as well as providing a large portion of backstory for all of the characters.

The next would be the anime, movies, and OVAs. The anime naturally has its own filler and plot-changes, and does some things better and worse than the light novels for it. While the anime doesn't really delve in to backstories, it really does shine in bringing the characters to life with their interactions, and even shipping.

The third is a hybrid of the video games and the manga stories. While the VGs are original plots, only some manga aren't adapted from the light novels. These are Medieval Mayhem, Knight of the Aqualord, Light-Magic, and Hourglass of Falces. The manga focuses much more strongly on fanservice and ecchi content, which is understandable because it's more of a visual medium that can be viewed in private.

I say all that to say, dabble in a bit of everything. You might be a die-hard Slayers fanatic and read and watch it all, or you might want to pick-and-choose what you want. (Good luck on the video games though lmao)

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>In other words, the characters are like pieces on a chessboard; even though they're the same, how their "games" are played are different.

Except a chess metaphor doesn't fucking work here. If the dragons win, LoN throws a bitch fit and destroys everything. If the Mazoku win, LoN throws a bitch fit and destroys everything. So, Umineko insight aside, what's really going on is that Lina and Pals are in the middle, usually opposing Mazoku, but also dealing with the "white" chess pieces as well.

And then of course sometimes a Jenga piece from Dark Star's universe will fall on the chess board and that'll set off the mouse trap, meaning everyone has to play their Uno cards that round or skip a turn

>>makes 3D Lina models
My dude those are just models from cm3d2 or vroid that you'd make by selecting different hair/facial attributes like in any mmorpg. He didn't make anything himself per se

My waifu is in fact not shit, she is the best and the most beautiful, elegant, graceful girl in my eyes.

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because why not!

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Why are you being so anal-retentive?

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i had a japanese bitch tell me that. She was poor too

shoulder a cofin kuro is prety great i will give you that

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Because it's not chess, that's just not how it is. Wouldn't the more obvious metaphor be a tabletop game?

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That's too on-the-nose.

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big words coming from a neet

I've been looking for a job for four months and keep getting rejected for being over-qualified. Back off?!

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>You will never have the power of love magic

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for fucks sake i literally just came

sword of light be damned now. well it was gone since try. that replica was dumb as fuck. So blast sword sounds cool what can it do?

Really digging the new frequent Slayers threads.

So did I, if you know what I mean.

Wait... Are there more than seven people who know about it? That's sick that you have read it.

pretty boy eh!?

Ah, shit.
Here we go again.

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>This isn't some DBS bullshit, this is actual world-building events coming together for good reason.
what did he mean by this

The Blast Sword is rumored to be the weapon of the dead god Flare Dragon Ceipheed, who used it to carve Ruby-Eye Shabranigdo into seven fragments. The weapon was lost to time. Apparently, at one point it had been discovered, but was too sharp to be used safely. It cuts through any material, even through its own scabbard, because of how sharp its edge is.

As for how it came into Gourry's possession, well... I'll let you read the light novels.

All of the men in this show are bishounen.

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I have! Though it has been a while, volume six? I think? Last i read was when they were on the row boat an kuro fell over then one of the little ones transformed into a mermaid thing to save her. Has it finished up by now?

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she got a tight butt.

Why are stories constantly held up by boats?

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Hey both work just fine!

Wasnt so much held up, more thats when the translations stoped and that boat bit was only for like half of that chapter.

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She better, it's all she's got going beyond, you know, guys who want to feel like they're banging a twelve year-old.

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but I dun wanna read

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how dare you! I dont want that! give me a woman not a little gurl

Zel/Amelia spinoff when?

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I believe volume 7 is the end of this series, I have the seventh volume but I can't for the life of me read it. I finally get what user was saying about not wanting the story to end, if I don't read it then maybe there is a possibility that it will go on. I know that isn't true but it's so fucking hard to accept it.

fuck off satan

I hear ya, sad to see that seven is the last volume. No idea how they will rap up the little ones story in that time, much less how they pull off kuro dieing/not dieing. Think Ill do what you did an just put it off for now.

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Fine, all of this came out back before the turn of the millennium, what do I care?

Gourry and Lina, in pursuit of a new magic sword so he can fight Mazoku, end up trying to earn one from a prince who collects magic weapons by doing favors for him. They end up in his magical armory fighting a chimera and a half-human / half-Mazoku hybrid. Gourry, needing a weapon to fight, ends up grabbing a magical weapon suitable enough for the job, and keeps it.

Later on, in particularly dangerous combat against a Mazoku Lord's general, his magic sword breaks... Only to reveal another sword inside of it. Turns out, it was the Blast Sword, which was encased in another, hollow, magic sword because, again, it wasn't safe on its own. Lina and Gourry have a dragon put a spell of DULLING on it, because of how sharp it is.

However, following Lina getting severely de-powered, they end up getting an elf to remove the dulling spell on the Blast Sword, restoring it back to its full power.

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wouldn't that just reintroduce the problem of it being too sharp to be practical?

Soon.

What exactly did they mean by these digits?

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I "ippai chuki" that 4koma.

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Gourry is probably the only person alive who can safely carry it at all times. Considering how much care he had with the Sword of Light, it's understandable that he would also be careful with the Blast Sword. Furthermore, he really needs to power-up. Without Lina being at the power level she was prior to Volume 16, she can't cast Ragna Blade properly, which her party was heavily-reliant upon to "cut through anything". With the Blast Sword having its proper edge, they can, theoretically, once again "cut through anything".

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I'm thinking that we should put it off for the right time. The time in question I think should be winter in the forest under a nice tree. or when it's raining/foggy on a very tranquil, grey day under the use of medication. Anyways goodnight user.

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I want to raise a wholesome trad family with Lina.

could still be poor and in love
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They are so perfect.

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Indeed, good night friend

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She's been claimed. Maybe you can beat Gourry? Just remember, he's:
>6'2"
>muscular
>blonde hair, blue eyes
>great genetic stock, has a hero bloodline
>war veteran
>independent and self-sufficient
>has a large amount of world experience
>considered a local hero by the holy church

Do you stack up?

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Unless they're voiced by Megumi Hayashibara. Then they're best and you're rich.

why lina loose her talismans?

gourry's a literal nazi

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But he's a Slav

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She was fighting a fragment of Shabranigdo. Unlike the last time she fought one, where she used a Giga Slave channeled into the Sword of Light, she had to find an alternative, since she knows the Giga Slave will result in her being possessed by the Lord of Nightmares, or worse. Her decision was to invoke the Dark Lords from other worlds -- Chaotic Blue, Dark Star, and Death Fog -- to defeat Shabranigdo, by bringing them into her world for a fraction of time by breaking the Talismans.

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Just firmly place your hand on her shoulder, Zel you fucking beta.
And then drag her back to your room afterwards and punish her with your stone rod, she'll thank you for it.

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It needs to be canon.
Their size difference makes me IMAGINE.

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Amelia should've been taller. Not as tall as Naga, but much closer to Zel in height.

The REAL size difference comes in the form of these two...

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I know that Kanzaka's original concept for Amelia was for her to be taller than Lina, in that interview where he listed the heights of the main characters. But her height never came up in the novel text from what I remember, and Rui never drew her that way in the novel illustrations, and the anime followed his designs. So I prefer his idea of Amelia being the runt of the cast because it makes her cuter that way.

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Back in (I want to say) 1999 he said that Amelia was 5'1", while Lina was only 4'10". In the light novels, Amelia is a few months older than Lina, and at that part of the story both of them would have been about 17 years-old. So, while theoretically Amelia could get a few more inches, she would've never broken the 5'6" mark.

I do agree though that she's cuter smaller. The breasts make her extra-sophisticated, though.

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Being petite provides a nice contrast to her hulking daddy and amazon sister. So Amelia needs to stay a tiny shortstack and never grow taller.
In novel 16 Lina says that Amelia is slightly younger than she is. Her saying that Amelia was older when she was first introduced may have been her assumption at the time since she didn't know her well yet.

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Buddy if you've got a fan-translation or a better summary translation than what was posted back in December you better give me a link right the frick now.

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Ah yes, the guy who insists at every opportunity that every single user must have the exact same waifu.

Sorry user, I can read the raw.

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FRICK

I mean good for you but FRICKAFRACKA

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Maybe ask Rebmastu if she still plans to translate it, or the person who was writing the summaries on that Tumblr site because that might be a different person.
I'm mostly retired from translation other than short projects so I'm afraid I won't volunteer this time.

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I would ask Reb if I had sold my soul to get a contract. But I didn't because I'm not avid enough about animango to do such a thing. Regardless, I'm sure that if she wants to she'll do it eventually, and it's not like Series 3 has a confirmed drop date. Patience is a virtue, especially when it comes to asking for a favor from a stranger.

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I understand. Dilemmas like these are part of why I started to learn Japanese for myself way back when after all.
For what it's worth I come to these threads often and can translate short things if needed.

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Neat, thanks for being an informative, friendly stranger!

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As for what I wrote here. This seems to be a case of Kanzaka retconning what he wrote before about Amelia's age, though it can be explained away in-universe as Lina not being sure about her age before. There was some discussion about this change on the Japanese internet at the time this chapter came out in Dragon Magazine, and the consensus was that Kanzaka was likely strongly influenced by the anime and that included its depiction of Amelia as being younger than Lina.
She does still call Lina "Lina" without an honorific though, unlike the anime where it's "Lina-san". So the age difference between them still isn't that much.
No problem.

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I wish I could find a girl who has the same size of JUSTICE that Amelia has.

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fuck

i did, I fucked up

The question becomes, "How will Hajime handle de-powering the protagonist?" In other shounen, de-powering after using an insanely broken ability is resolved almost instantly, and said broken ability becomes part of the protagonist's arsenal. Lina doesn't have that luxury so far, since she's banned from Giga Slave, and now has almost no-access to Ragna Blade.

So, now we get to see whether or not Hajime's a hack fraud who'll fall into the trope trap.

FOOL

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Thank you for the thread.
youtube.com/watch?v=TEiH-ppzSgI

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Love and obsession are two different thing, user. Who ever has that twitter has an obsession. Now they can love, but what is displayed is obsession.

I, too, know what it feels like to be obsessed. It's not healthy, but I can't-not.

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Stop putting shit that over qualifies you on your resume. Seriously. If they ask, answer. But otherwise you hide your employment history if it will be a detriment to you. I never accepted anything higher than a shift supervisory because I like working with my hands and It'd fuck me over in trying to get a labor intensive job.
They'd be all like 'but user, you were a manager here. Let's start you as a manager now because it pays more'. Bitch! I don't need the money. I'm rich and I need something to do is what I fucking need. If you're going to pay me to sit around, bored out of my mind, and watch other people work when I want to be the one doing shit, you can fuck right off.

Here's how to judge if it will: Will they ask why you want this job instead of another?

If you're obsessed, it means you're missing something from your life. Listen to yourself, and ignore what I and what others tell you to do. It's alright.

except listen to me when I say to listen to yourself...

Now hold your horses there, partner, the reason that I'm getting this over-qualified stuff is because, according to my mentor when I've gone back to him for advice on the matter, I exert a dominant presence that makes the guy hiring me uncomfortable, because he feels like I'm going to take his position. I'm in the same boat as you, frugal to a fault and have a lot of money saved up and just want a physical outdoor job to pass the time, but FRICK me this is getting annoying where team leaders are scared little kittens insecure in their own positions.

I'm missing Lina from my life.

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That's both me so,
Why are you listening to your mentor if his advice hasn't worked? I'm assuming you have been and that it hasn't been. What's your opinion on why they aren't hiring you? And why don't you have a Lina Figure in your life?

>Slav
I bet that he also can dance kazachok while doing Lina.

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this a fan fic?

I typed everything out and then deleted it all because talking about my situation would be extremely narcissistic. We're here for Lina, not me.

You bet your butt.

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If I could bet my butt and lose... I would be a winner because I have less butt.

>FOOL
I didnt know she liked me at the time I thought she had a BF. Women shouldnt lie about that stuff if they are looking.

Some people need more butt, though...

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Hey man, I hope you find happiness and I hope you realize it's alright to care about yourself at the wrong times as well.

Now you're sounding like my father trying to tell me it's not a crime to be happy.

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Rude, my wife is perfect

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I would gladly give you mai ass user. I dont want it. You can have it. Ill send it in the mail.

He's right you know.

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I KNOW he's right. Doesn't make it easy since I didn't have any role-models to show me how to get "happy".

user you can't send ass through Amazon.

... I mean, like, organic butt, not the onahole butts...

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>user you can't send ass through Amazon.
>... I mean, like, organic butt, not the onahole butts...
why not!? We send plastic ones!

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If I can make it even more fun, everyone is different and no one comes with a manual. That's why you need to listen to yourself. Fill your life with Lina if that's what you need but I think you need a Lina for youself.

Just say you want more pictures of butts and be honest about it.

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I have an impossible list of demands that cannot be met by any woman.

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The yellow bra still looks retarded.
>because he feels like I'm going to take his position
I feel him. I'm trying to hire only guys who I think are better than me, but God if feels uncomfortable, especially considering that I'm new to being in an executive position.

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Well I have a dick so I can't help you there... I know your pain in looking for someone and I don't have any tips or tricks either. shit fucking sucks.

[insert cliche relationship advice here]

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I like my tits too! You cant have a pair of tits with out ass. Its just unnatural!

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just finished the first episode of slayers.
You have God like taste my man. I hope you find your Lina in this life or the next.

Uh.
Thanks.
You too lol

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>you are all poor

Well, yeah, that's a given

Why do you choose to be poor?

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