If you were forced to marry one of the Symphogear's at gunpoint, who would you choose?

If you were forced to marry one of the Symphogear's at gunpoint, who would you choose?

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Hibiki'a boobs are not that big. Why do artists always do that?
Anyway, I'd marry Maria for sure.

Chris.

Chris because she's the only third wheel

I don't know who they are but bottom right.

Chris because Hibiki is exclusively for Miku.

that's a dude, my dude.

Chris>Hibiki>Kirika would be my podium.

I'll marry Shirabe and make her my naizuri slave!

Doesn't look like one.

Chris

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zenbu

The choice is clear.

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Knowing nothing about symphogear, top middle. What am I in for?

Being the bottom.

my bad. this is the dude.

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Being stabbed 50 times in your sleep by Miku.

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Only the flat one.

I would gladly marry Maria of my own volition, she's the coolest and the sexiest gear! And being married to Maria would mean I must be Tsubasa, so that's another win.

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Never watched this series, but bottom mid.

>autistic
>dumb, has a wife
>used goods
>lesbian
>lesbian, retarded
>jobber

I guess maria? these all seem like bad choices.

You just married a suicidal retard.

Maria, then immediately go to work on baby making.

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Garie

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I want to show Tsubasa a real sword

I'd take the bullet

Chris, and secretly record the gaybies while they do gay stuff like shower together while hugging or shit like that.

Like, I put more focus on the side gig, but Chris is the real endgame. Honestly, Chris being a single mother isn't even a dealbreaker for me. So what if she has a kid in Val Verde who she doesn't recognize after years apart? So what if she occasionally has panic attacks when you have sex with her because it reminds her of her time in slavery? She's still the best.

Best boy.

genjuro

la mas tetuta

*la mas tetuda

Chris is damaged goods.
Kirika and Hibiki are retarded
Tsubasa is a product of incest
Shirabe is a genetic dumpster
Maria is a thief.
No matter how you look at this, your children aren't going to come out particularly good.

Probably Chris but Kirika is also great.

Chris, best girl and and I don't get some pissed off lesbian to stab me on my sleep as a bonus like I could by picking literally any of the others.

Could I marry the humoncilous?

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top right or bottom left

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DESS

>bad at her job
>constantly self depreciating
>no genitals or reproductive system
seems like a pretty shitty choice desu

So all I have to do is praise her a bunch and I get a free sloppy blowjob? Awesome.

she'll probably find a way to accidentally bite your dick off

One Chris please

Chris, she's the only one without a partner anyways

Chris has many partners. They're just far away.

Either top or bottom left, 100% sure they are best girls.

You'd be right.

Tsubasa

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Hibiki because I'm not capable of loving another human being, but if I marry her atleast I can give her and miku a child so the two of them can be happy

Bottom left.

the sword

A bullet.

Hibiki