Ore Monogatari!!

>yuyushiki
>but there's only 1 girl with 'yu' in her name

>Saga of Tanya the Evil
>Tanya isn't evil

>gambling apocalypse kaiji
>there's no apocalypse involved whatsoever

>Gamers!
>

Supreme taste

>Ghost in the Shell
>It isn't about gas station hauntings

>sayonara zetsubou sensei
>actually sayonara kafuka fuura

>Zombieland Saga
>it's not an epic poem adaptation of Zombieland

>One Piece
>has multiple chapters instead of a large singular chapter

>Fist of the North Star
>The main character isn't an actual star

>Flip Flappers
>Flopped

>Mob Psycho 100
>Not a sequel to Mob Psycho 99

>story isn't about a sapient fist trying to get into space

>Pani Poni Dash
>not a single horse race occurs

>one punch man
>there are several characters that use hand to hand combat

>banana fish
>not about bananas or fish

>Komi-san
>no commies in sight

>Keijo!!!!!!!!
>only one season

>Violence Jack
>not about....wait...well shit this one is pretty spot on

>but there's only 1 girl
ftfy

>Franken Fran
>Fran never gets fucked by a guy named Frank

>Carole & Tuesday
>airs on Wednesdays

>Hunter x Hunter
>no 2 hunters get married

>Blue Gender
>Everyone is binary

>Darker than black
>Main character is not darker than a black man.

>Full Metal Alchemist
>Soundtrack isn't metal

>Revolutionary Girl Utena
>there was no revolution

>Kill la Kill
>Not about Italian assassins

>Kill la Kill
>not a lot of people get killed

Kek

>A place further than the universe
>they never even leave earth

>Usagui Drop
>no bunny fell

>Serial experiments Lain
>Not about serial experiments being put down

Antartica is further away than space in distance from Japan.

>Ore Monogatari
>not part of the Monogatari franchise

retarded: the thread

can't believe this shit made me kek

kek

>user
>a faggot

>they dont RISE UP

only person to get killed is Satsuki's and Ryuuko's dad, everybidy else dies due to suicide, asimilation or natural causes

>Chaos;Head
>theres chaos in MC's head
spot on
>Chaos;Child
>MC was a chaotic child
spot on
>Steins;Gate
>no doors owned by jews
damn
>Steins;Gate 0
>no doors owned by jews
spot on

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>My little sister can't be this cut-
>Ackshully

>Full Metal Alchemist
>Only one of his arms and legs is made of metal

>Rokka no Yuusha
>There's like Hachi Yuushas

>Happy
>It's sad

>Turn a Gundam
>More like Turn GAY Gundam

>Ikkitousen
>Can't handle more than like 20 opponents

>Initial D
>Main character's name is Takumi Fujiwara

>Gabriel Dropout
>She still goes to school

>Mayo Chiki
>Not about condiments giving you the roundabout

>Excel Saga
>Not about an office worker's long day at the office

>Akame ga Kill
>She lives

>Tenjou Tenge
>Not about Utena's lesbo decaharem

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>Fate/Stay night
>It's not about an already decided sleepover

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>attack on titan
>it's actually the titans who attack the humans and not the other way around

yes I know it's supposed to be advancing giants or whatever because the translation is shit

>Aldnoah Zero
>It's actually a 7/10

>Attack on Titan
>it's not a sci-fi series about invading the moon of Titan

It's probably because of threads like this that LNs have retardedly long titles telling you exactly what happens. not that that's a bad thing

>Attack on Titan
>Thanos isn't even in it

I immediately disregard anything I see with those sort of titles. I doubt I'm missing anything of value.

Why would it be about tennis?

>Oyakodon
>isn't about eggs and chicken.

>sabagebu
>it's actually about sabagebu

>School Live
>there's nothing wrong with the title

>Happy Sugar Life
>MC isn't an R&B performer

Someone's not keeping up with the manga.

>Girls Last Tour
>They aren't performing musical concerts
The 'Girls' part is correct though and so is the 'Last'.

>Log Horizon
>there are no wooden logs anywhere on the horizon

>Girls' Last Tour
>The girls aren't on their last tour of duty

This one I actually believed

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>Alien 9
>There is more than 9 aliens

Actually only 7 different kinds appear.
I just watched it last night, so I'd know.

>show is called Yuri on Ice
>show isn’t about ice skating lesbians

If you want lesbians you have to watch Yuri? O nice.

>school check
>not confirmed dead check
Is anything wrong?

>Attack on Titan
>most of the attacks are actually on walls

That's cause he's shit

>Azumanga Daioh
>there's not a single king in the show let alone a great one

>Gosick
>nobody felt ill

>Release the Spyce
>not an indian cooking show

>Hidamari Sketch
>nobody sketches the Hidamari apartments

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gosick's title has always irked me, surely it should be "gpthic" and is only called gosick cause whoever translated the title is a retard

>Candy Boy
>hardly any candy
>not a single boy

You mean the authors? Sure.

>3D Kanojo: Real Girl
>hand drawn animated cartoon
>she's not real deal with it

>The Animatrix
>not breathtaking

>Girls und Panzer
>features self-propelled assault guns

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self-propelled guns are still panzers, baka

>No Game No Life
>they don't have life despite playing games

>We can't study
They spend 1/3 of the story actually studying

I think of it as a fun little accident. English to japanese, then back to english, and the result is retarded!

>Last Period
>noone gets pregnant

They made it on purpose so you can talk about it.

>flying witch
>witch flies approximately once during the entire show and just lazes about 90% of the time while showing off her delicious thighs

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>Harukana Receive
>she also attac

>Darker than Black
>there's no black characters in the show

>show isn’t about ice skating lesbians
Debatable.

>Panzer (lit: "armored"): shorthand for panzerkampfwagan, used to refer to tanks.

No, self propelled guns are StuGs (Sturmgeschütz, lit: assault gun) i f they are direct fire or geschütz Selbstfahrlafette (gun, self-propelled) if they are indirect fire artillery.

>Comic Girls
>girls don't seek to entertain an audience by making them laugh

as long as they are gepanzert they are panzers

>suicide
Huh?

>The Misfortune of a Certain Zombie Girl
>events of the show take place not in Saga prefecture

>Tsukihime
Nobody actually is from the moon
>Paprika
Not about cooking
>Fate/Zero
Not actually the beginning
>Koe no Katachi
About a deaf chick, not a mute chick
>High school of the dead
Barely takes place in the high school
Also, story is dead

>Angel Beats
>she gets beaten very often

>Panzerhaubitze 2000
>Not a panzer
Okay user

>Strike Witches
>they still go to work every day

>BanG Dream!
>not about porn biz

I would love an anime adaptation of Gina Rinehart's story.

its a pun dummy

>Zegapain
nobody was hurt

>tomodachi game
turn out it a game about backstabbing your friends.

sounds like anime about actual friends

>Love Hina
>no love interest named Hina in sight

>panzerhaubitze (lit: armored howitzer)
>a tank

all armored vehicles are not tanks.

>Heroic Age
Did you expect ancient greek legends? Too bad, it's just me, colon 3!

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>PANZERhaubitze
>not a PANZER
But no, keep reading off wikipedia.

Sometimes I have nostalgia for gg. Then I see this and remember we're better off now.

What a dummy pun.

>ShoujoKageki Revue Starlight
>no girl reviews the luminescent index of astronomical objects

That's honestly what I thought it was when I heard about it, and I'm still mad it isn't.

>Oyasumi Punpun
>not about putting your kid to sleep by making dad jokes

panzer does not mean tank. it means "armor" or literally "iron"

SPGs, assault guns and the like are no more tanks than a medieval knight (panzer reiter, lit: armored rider)

Best mom rips her own heart out.

>Hanasaku Iroha
>not a single character named Iroha

peek at this fag sucking the glistening fat cock of reddit

>sailor moon
>there isn’t a sailor who lives on a moon

>xxxHOLiC
>No xxx

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>Free!
>you have to pay for the BDs

Just post one at a time you fucking autist.

I chuckled

>my little sister can't be this cute
>she isn't

I guess it's about how hunters have an unwritten relationship whether they are enemies or friends. It's like they understand more about their enemies as they fight each other or their friends as they fight together.

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Might finish season 2 of Hibiki´s show tonight!!

>Is the order a rabbit
>The order is cute girls

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Holy shit all these years and I never thought it was actually supposed to be "Gothic". I always thought it was pronounced "go sick" which never made sense but half of anime titles make sense anyways

>Bubblegum crisis.
>Gum is readily available.

>Fullmetal Alchemist
>The titular character is only 1/3 made of metal. (leg, arm and shoulder)

There's too much of it, which is why it's a crisis.

You fags can't be this bored.

Fucking post something good and be ready to contribute because you know representatives for the anime industry, as pathetic as they are, definitely browse here too, waiting to steal any gay weeb's good ideas.

>Bible Black
>Isn't a christian broadcast about an afroamerican preacher

>A Kite
>Not a single frame with a kite on screen.

>shouju ramune
>Not about a little girls lemonade stand.

>Mezzo Forte
>Not moderatly-loud.

>Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai
>she only wears the bunny girl suit twice

>Wonderful Everyday
>Every day is NOT wonderful

>Black Lagoon
>not an anime adaption of a 50s b-movie

>Black Butler
>butler isnt African American

>Kino's Journey
>never goes to a movie theater

>Happy Sugar Life
>It's not about a suggardaddy with diabetes who has a happy life

>rolling girls
>They don't come down rolling down a hill

>Yuri on Ice
>is not about a gopnik who lives in Antarktika

>Golden Boy
>Is not the genderswept version of Golden Girls

>Amanchu
>Instead of a man-made Pikachu, it's actually a Wooper

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>Release the Spyce
>It's not about a cook not using enough spices

>Release the Spyce
>Doesn't have a single Sandworm

>Watashi ni Tenshi ga Maiorita
>The main character is not the Virgin Mary

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>Blame!
>no one in the series is at fault for anything

>implying

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>>shouju ramune
user...

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