Senjougahara: "i love my boyfriend Araragi-kun, i wonder where he is today"

immortal blonde big tiddie soul mate who proteccs you or mean autistic girl who staples the inside of your mouth....choices choices...

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People with no libido.

she's too busy fucking hanekawa to care

Oppai-naino!

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She's a dependable presence with or without them.

Yeah, Kiss Shot did nothing wrong.

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shinobu has most lewd tongue in all of anime

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Hot when does their video leak

Based Batchad cucking the Virgincrab.

never, she's going to send it to araragi and he's going to keep it for himself, masturbating while crying like the cuck in an NTR doujin

She does things wrong, but she communicates with Araragi and does the right thing in the end.

to be fair he started that fight and she asked him to drop it and stay with her forever instead, even though she was heartbroken from realizing he didn't save her because he cared for her, he just had a complex to help things he saw as weaker than him. if araragi didn't start no shit their wouldn't be none!

Which of the latest LN has the most Araraki-Shinobu interaction?

It already is. Good luck finding it, under the mountain of other doujins.

Kizumonogatari

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I mean the latest ones
I stop following it after the endless milking after Owarimonogatari

Araraki-Shinobu banters are what interested me the most

I would imagine Shinobumonogatari does, but I haven't exactly gotten the chance to read them.

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Fucking monkey

you have good taste, fucking monkey would be kino

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she was molesting hanekawa in that exact moment

>leg locking
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH how is such a irrelevant thing so hot.

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you won't find monoga-my in monoga-tari

He sucks at playing tetris.

Anybody remember that Shinobu "kaka" AMV set to some game music from years ago?

>irrelevant
Uh... I got news for you pal.

It implies in a visual way that the woman a) wants the sex, i.e. it is not pity sex of any sort -for sure-, b) doesn't want to let you go, and c) wants your child, how is it irrelevant?

is it this one? youtube.com/watch?v=1FPuOsy74w0

>irrelevant
Imagine being this dumb.

>irrelevant

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Not irrelvant guess that's the wrong word, I was struggling to find the right word basically it's just a pair of legs wrapping around the male but it's still so hot I couldn't think of another way to describe it, I love leg locking I'm not knocking it.

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>just noticed the trip

SPOOKY

the catalog gods smile upon this affair

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Both are cute.

Trips of truth

Literally you

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Trips rot your brain the latest research says.

Trivial,the word you are looking for is trivial

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clicked on OP's gif while listening to kizu ost, the snare and bass of bad bully matches perfect with araragi's long dick stokes youtube.com/watch?v=OhLaqhyjC-Y

It's wrong to date murderers.

Quite hard (not talking about my choices here)

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Dumb tripnigger

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I'm gonna pick up Monogatari after all these years just because of this thread.

>That's arararall folks
I'll admit, this gave me a giggle.

What are they actually doing in the anime?

based

I picked up Monogatari a few years back because someone here posted Hanekawa in underwear
turns out she's a shit character

why is everyone so thirsty for him?

Because he's taken.

Should I rewatch this?

Yes

no

SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN
IT WAS HER TURN

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maybe

Can you repeat the question?

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Cringe

I always thought it's because vampires have the innate ability to charm humans but idk if that's how they work in monogatari.

Yeah, but Joey the anime man already told me that Shinobu is one of the most complex female characters in all of fiction and that he didn't even get a boner when Shinobu walked naked into the bath tub because it was a super intense and deep scene.

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The other characters are generally good though and at least you can pop a boner to all the times she acts like a slut.

It was her own fault for choosing her fantasy over Araragi. She should have let Araragi kill Kiss-shot and then console him afterwards for a sure win.

Snakechads, assemble.

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That is only half-true. It is implied that Araragi had feelings for Kissshot. He is entraced by her beauty and is described as not only feeling mesmerized by her, but intimidated, he felt that she was superior to him even in that state, that something so beautiful couldn't stop existing while he lived. Thus he found a reason to kill himself. Also, later in the book it is stated that the act of creating a servant might be akin to sex to vampires and this recontextualizes both the time Kissshot drank his blood and made him her servant and the time he drained her, when he described tasting her blood as the most sublime feeling on earth.

Nobody likes snake

I like snake

exactly, it's like masturbating