JoJo

>hurr durr poo poo

>on the carpet
are you Indian?

What if Doppio was alive to be sent after Giorno?

>He wouldn't use the ability to foretell the future and skip events he doesn't like to avoid painful shits
Not just that man, 10 seconds of prediction and skipping gives you access to so much. Imagine if you could see the future and next time you were gonna get arrested for jerking off in the library you just skip past the officers.

Basically, he sees 10 seconds into the future by looking into his hair. If he doesn't like what he sees is that future he activates king crimson. When he activates king crimson, everyone he saw do stuff loses consciousness and does everything he saw them do (Which includes taking any damage they would've taken, like Trish's arm) He cannot interact with people while king crimson is active, but if he interacted with them in the future he foresaw (like, say he punches a guy within the next 10 seconds but activates king crimson before it happens) they will still get punched even though diavolo is free to position himself wherever he wants and even time an attack so everyone regains consciousness the moment it lands. The characters do not notice any difference between before he activates king crimson and after, except for changes in their surroundings and/or bodies. Doppio (Diavolo's other personality) only has access to the seeing the future part but JoJo precognition is really fucky and can be changed marginally but not entirely (For example, if doppio sees his foot getting cut off he can try to manipulate the situation so someone else's foot gets cut off instead but someone's foot has to get cut off)

You are granted a super natural power over time/space and you think of taking turds?

>world literally fucks up every time you use time erase
>car drivers bump into each other after "forgetting" last 10 seconds etc
>can potentially lead to numerous deaths and horrific accidents
Wew

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Diavolo is not affected by his own ability, so he would still have to shit in the 10 seconds king crimson is active
Also avoiding life's pitfalls is basically the main purpose of king crimson

Shitting hurts like fucking hell man, why wouldn't you want to skip it, are you a masochist or something?

Outside of it's ability, Kansas City is just extremely physically strong. It punches way harder than Star Platinum. That's how Abbacchio's stand should have been since it didn't have an ability fit for fighting, just make it extremely strong and able to beat shit up. Araki could have made Moody Blues viable. Wasted potential.

>Not knowing it has limited range

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Unless you have a godawful diet shitting doesn't hurt

>Epitaph predicts events up to roughly 10 seconds in the future
>King Crimson activates and time "skips"
>Events that were fated to happen within that time still occur, but no one except Diavolo retains any memory of the "skipped" period
>Diavolo is able to move freely (though he can't attack) within the skipped period and can remove himself from events that would affect him

The range doesn't count when it comes to activating the ability. Time itself skips all over the world.

Aaaah...
>Diavolo is able to move freely within the skipped period
Fucking cheats

Whom would you? Doppio or Diavolo?

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they wouldnt even understand that they forgot
they would just be alittle further down the road with the same distance between them and the car infront

Neither, I'm not into dudes.

So I can skip over the shit, have it end up in the sink, AND go walk to the kitchen for snacks.

Doppiovolo

>shit
>in the sink
Okay muhammed avdol

Then why are you watching Jojo?

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This. Unless you knew what to look for, you wouldn't know anything had happened. At best, it'd be "Huh, did I space out for a second? Weird."

Are you fucking retarded? This isn't your safe space, faggot. Straight men were the original fanbase. Fuck off.

Moody Blues is already viable, you just need to be creative with it. Also why would making Moody Blues's punches stronger make the story better. Imagine Moody Blues in the streets of Cairo where Jotaro and Dio fought, it could replay the road roller, knives, and even the opponent's attacks against them. I personally would really want to see Abacchio in another jojo fighting game in the same vein as Heritage for the Future, where they can give him a special that records a next few seconds of what you or your opponent does and lets him call moody blues back in as an assist to do the recorded inputs. A stand user not being good in combat isn't a bad thing. Also, is king crimson really stronger than Ocean Man? Star Platinum donutted the world like it was nothing. I think it's less that King Crimson is stronger and more that Diavolo doesn't give any shits and just goes straight for the kill instead of ora-ora-ora-ing people (Which, by the way, I don't believe was star platinum actually trying with those punches, since when he Ora-ora's DIO it leaves his body full of giant holes instead of just retiring him like all the other people he ora's)

>Straight men were the original fanbase
Citation needed.

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Alright, if King Crimson won't let me skip over my shits, what Stand will?

epitaph hasnt been established very well, has it?

Degenerates like this worthless piece of shit are why we can't have nice things. I'm sick of the unironic gay community claiming everything and injecting themselves into it. You're fucking disgusting.

'this isn't your safe space'
You're the one getting all pissy, pretty sure that guy's trolling anyway

No citation needed you fucking newfag.
Go back to plebit. You're alone here you piece of fucking shit.
>durr these characters are actually sodomites because I cant enjoy anything unless the characters idenitfy with my weird fucked up sexuality
Fucking kill yourself.

Found the rape victim.

>being this triggered

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No it doesn't. There is no precedent to believe that and if anything there's reasons to believe otherwise. For example, when Polnareff tries to get the fuck out of there before Diavolo can reach him Diavolo says that he's still in range of King Crimson, which doesn't make sense if he's referring to his stand's range because he walks up to him in the erased time to spray blood on his eyes

I dont give a fuck. If you think like that or find that shit funny, you need to fucking kill yourself. You don't deserve to breathe you fucking faggot piece of shit. How dare you latch onto jojo. I can't believe the fag community is trying to claim this shit. It's already a safe space for fags anywhere else.This is fucking planned because the fanbase is mostly straight white men.
The idea is to destroy all outlets of escapism men have.
I'm not gonna put up with this shit.

see 10 seconds into the future of me seeing 10 seconds into the future as much as I need then go all in on crypto depending on what I see
skip the mafia part of the getting rich plan

It would depend if the shit coming out of your asshole and into the sink counts as you or not. If it does count as you it would also be able to move freely during king crimson's effect

Triggered Christcuck detected

Those are the faggots you dumb projecting piece of garbage. 50% of you gays are pedophiles. You should be represented in nothing. Society needs to shut you out and forget you. Tolerance was a mistake.

pretty sure this is bait, but it reads like some retarded "straight men are the most opressed people" poltard post.

JoJo was always pretty gay though? Araki literally stated he doesn't put many female characters in because he doesn't see the need and that other authors will put female characters in as love interests but he doesn't see the reason the love interest can't also be a guy

You dont have to be a christcuck to not like faggots and not like the obvious faggot agenda to literally ruin every fucking thing.
You overplayed your hand this time, trying to plant your flag in jojo of all things.

cringe

based

Or maybe gay shit is disgusting, uncool and should not be celebrated or even joked about. Where's the humor in thinking jojo characters are gay? Either you like the material and think the characters are legitimately cool or you're an ironyfag who has no business in this fanbase. There needs to be some serious gatekeeping. I didn't think the infection was this advanced.

I think safe space applies to you more, since what you're asking for is a safe space away from gays. Yeah there's gay people in the jojo community, but you can just ignore them.
Citation needed for that statistic

Reminder that Giorno literally sticks his hand down Mista's pants during the Cioccolatta fight.

It's not gay it's fabulous, retard.
Way to out yourself as a newfag.
Nobody wants the gay community in their shit.
Find other fanbases to fuck up.

>Citation needed for that statistic
Source: His puckered asshole

>but you can just ignore them.
Obviously you can;t because you faggots have to express your unwanted selves in every thread and make it about your weird fucked up thing. Some people just want to have a normal jojo thread without you faggots.

that has been removed, speedwatcher
keep forcing your faggotry, the more you do it the faster you will get glassed along with trannies and other scum

Maybe don't call the characters gay. Nobody wants to think of their favorite characters as disgusting bugchasing sodomites why the fuck would you expect tolerance here? Why do you have to do specifically that? Why can't you just talk about it like anybody else? why do you have to bring your sexuality into everything? Why do you think that's okay?

im pretty sure youre gay, your post just gave me aids.

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I'm not saying all the fabulous characters are gay, but Araki has legitimately stated that he doesn't see any reason love interests can't both be guys. Also Sorbet and Gelato are literally suggested to be in a relationship in canon. I think yaoi is pretty ew desu but I don't think it's constructive to deny obvious homosexual references

You're the one derailing this thread rn

Feed me more of that sweet, sweet schadenfreude, bitch boy.

>They downplayed it in the anime, so it doesn't count!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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did it really take you two whole minutes to whip out a thesaurus to make that witty response?

Araki hates fujos, every gay character has died a gruesome death

>thinking schadenfreude is a rare word
I don't think you could even find it in a thesaurus, since it's a pretty niche definition
"The feeling of joy at another's suffering"
He was probably just trying to spell it for 2 minutes but gave up and googled it

>He needs a thesaurus
Kekarino

If he hated them he wouldn't have put them in in the first place. It was early 2000s Shonen jump, he couldn't get away with gay characters not being bad guys who die without making it entirely subtext (Like Giorno putting his hand in Mista's pants, which the anime had to change to air on tv and will probably get changed back in the blu-ray release)

My phone's predictive text already knew the word, actually.

Phoneposters are honestly 10x grosser than gays

Which still isn't much, I should add

Oh, wow, such a devastating rebuttal. I'm gonna go cry-wank myself to death now, I guess.

Araki is allowed to do anything
if he wanted his faggots to rub nipples and zap iceman to death, he'd do it
cope harder

Holy shit I completely forgot Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town had an EDM version that was way better than the original

>He actually thinks there's a meaningful difference between posting on a phone and posting on a computer

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>there's no difference between posting on a phone and posting on a computer
>there's no difference between posting after watching 10 shows and posting after watching 400 shows
>there's no difference between having 60 shonenshit generals and not having them

Become the best league of legends player in the world just using epitath.

>not starcraft
pleb

>cope harder
I'm not the one having a meltdown and ignoring facts
Araki has done similar things with female characters before, which has been confirmed in interviews where he'd introduce female villains because he wants to show female characters can fight too but he wouldn't be allowed to make one a very active member of the crusaders. Araki has been pushed by his editors to not do things before, like when Anasui's gender got retconned halfway through stone ocean when they re-introduced him because editors at Shonen Jump had a problem with Araki putting the main character in a lesbian relationship
Besides, assuming he hates gays because gay characters die when he's gone on record saying that there's so reason love interests can't be the same gender is an extremely moronic thing to do

>There's a difference between posting on a computer and what's essentially a miniature computer that can also make calls
That's a big yikes from me.

>like when Anasui's gender got retconned halfway through stone ocean when they re-introduced him because editors at Shonen Jump had a problem with Araki putting the main character in a lesbian relationship
Unsubstantiated nonsense

>See yourself losing in the next 10 seconds to a hydra/bane timing attack
>Have to rebound it against the other player within the next 10 second to have any chance of winning
>Have to kill him with a Hydra/Bane timing attack
>Playing Toss

david production? more like, kino production

I was fine with Brother of Dracula
I was Fine with ancient Aztec fitness bros
I was fine with Dracula's egyptian summer vacation
I was even fine with Hand fetish David Bowie.
But this, this is fucking stupid.

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>Characters shows up as a girl
>Character shows up again as a guy who becomes the main character's love interest
Yeah that's way less believable than 'Araki hates gays because he couldn't get shonen jump editors to agree to let him have gay heroes'

Just wait until they collect Morman Jesus's Corpse during a 1800s american horse race
Or a stand that controls the weather making subliminal messages in the sun's rays making people think they're turning into snails.

Fuck, *Character, no s at the end

It doesn't matter what you eat there's always a little bit of blood and you're insides sting, you guts are literally emptied and squeezed out of you, I'm not a pussy but it still fucking hurts

See a doctor.

Wait Morman?

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Sorry, Mormon. Jesus who escaped to america and died there

that miniature computer allows any room temp IQ retard to shit up the board single-handedly
phoneposting makes up around 80% of all posts and the board quality is at all time low
I'd tell you to do the math but I'm afraid you'll break your phone trying

>"Room temperature IQ retards" can figure out how to work a smartphone but not a computer

I'm in a creative rut right now. Please post OC stand ideas, or at least your favorite stand, to help me out.

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>I don't have a real argument, so I'll go on a tirade about the evils of phone-posting and hope he'll forget what we were talking about before

>implying annasui being jolyenes love interest wasn't some random shit araki came up with at the last second
Cope harder. It's pretty much confirmed that Araki comes up with the very most basic plot and adds on to it as he goes on.

thanks for proving my point

>Heh, t-thanks for provin' my point, kiddo. Eks-dee!

Are there any native Italian speakers here?

How accurate is the Italian in the OP?

Considering people still believe the snowstorm in part 4 was Araki forgetting a plot point when he did an interview in the 90s on Japanese television, was asked about whether that was Josuke, and said it was just a nice guy not everything is plot related lol - I'm not actually surprised unsubstantiated shit like Jolene being a lesbian with Annasui but MUH EDITORS.

*Araki is a fujo.

any enemy affected by [Dare] is forced to play a Bo5 of The Game against the user
the loser is decapitated (but doesn't die) and their head can only be reattached if their enemy does it or dies
these heads don't require sustenance and will keep living as long as the user allows it

[Hotel California], on any solid surface the user can make a doorknob appear. Once turned it opens into a large hotel that the user can shape however they wish with robotic servants who preform any task for the user without question.

where the fuck is that new chapter

>Araki just put female Annasui during early stone ocean without any plans for her and then just spontaneously made her a guy for no reason and made him also obsessed with Jolyne to the point where it's his defining trait when he could've just made another character or had her fuck weather
Yeah, the guy who makes multiple page long character sheets that include information like "formative events and favorite movie" just decided to replaced a planned character with who is essentially an entirely new character on a whim. That's not a leap in logic that actually makes no sense in any context other than being heavily in denial. You also seem to have been mostly ignoring that he stated he didn't see any problem with gay relationships in fiction (And in case you didn't know officially stated stances take precedence over subjective interpretations that have other possible explanations)

video related
youtube.com/watch?v=GxFuYerZUjg

Seven Fishes
youtube.com/watch?v=m9oXb-2FW5k
The user is able to control a set of seven stylized fish with suction cups. These fish are able to levitate and attach to up to seven different people. Upon attaching, these fish cause the victim to dehydrate extremely quickly, until the victim eventually drowns. Multiple fish can attach to a person and amplify the ability. The fish cannot be harmed and will deflect attacks. The fish also have a byproduct of allowing the victim to breathe underwater.

>just decided to replaced a planned character with who is essentially an entirely new character on a whim

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Man I can't wait for the anime to end. I've downloaded all of the mangas and once Part 5 ends I'm going to back and read through them starting with Part 1 and up to the current chapter of Part 8.

Just a few more weeks...

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>No design change
>Originally appears out from between two objects
Pretty sure it was D4C foreshadowing

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how can your sexuality be this fragile?

literally nobody cares

「Big Fat Fuck」

Can turn anyone into a big fat fuck

t. tranny

i care

[Synchronicity] by The Police.
Able to scan and bring out the information (Shape, temperature, density, history, etc.) of any inanimate object. Its evolution, [Synchronicity II], able to change or manipulate any information of the targeted inanimate object (e.g. can increase the mass of an object thus it becomes heavier)

You are in for a treat. Part 6 is kino for people with high enough IQs.

Except even DIO cannot simply counterattack immediately like that. He would need some time to recover and once Diavolo realizes that DIO can regenerate then he will just crush his brain or use King Crimson's rush to smash Dio's body into pieces.
Face it, King Crimson gives Diavolo an insane advantage even against vampires like DIO. The only thing capable of truly opposing it would be GER.

Here is a better scenario:
Killer Queen with Bites the Dust activates to restart time around the same time Diavolo uses King Crimson to escape its effects.
What would happen?

Wrong or Right
can sense any persons intentions and predict their next moves
takes the form of a pair of glasses
has a suit stand version where it loses the ability to sense intentions for moderate defense and high speed boosts to the user

「Kodachrome」

You know those Kaleidoscope toys you had as a kid? You look into them and it looks like pic related.

When「Kodachrome」 activates his ability, everyone who is directly looking at him are transported into a Kaleidoscope world. It's a separate reality to our own, and while in the Kaleidoscope world they disappear from the real world.

Their bodies will separate and the pieces are moved around in the various geometric shapes... However they are left unharmed. Due to the extremely disorienting reality they are experiencing, it makes them vulnerable to an attack and they likely won't be able to see it coming or even know how to block it(though it is possible.)

Closing your eyes for a few seconds will bring you back to the real world.

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If you have The Hand you can reach into your asshole and erase the shit.

Or Skicjy Fingers can make your asshole bigger so you easily pass shits

Diavolo would neglect all bites za dust

Soft and Wet. Use a soap bubble to steal the 「Shit」 from your 「Ass hole」

I agree, anyway, bait for people that can't STAND jojo meme being homolust.

「Paparazzi」
Its power is turning anything it punches into a phone, that starts ringing. If you answer it someone calls you a faget/makes you mad somehow

It has banana motifs on its shoulders

「It Never Entered My Mind」
You can remove someones understanding of "something."
You can make it so they don't understand money, for example, and they are unable to learn how trading works. Or you can remove their understanding of a native tongue, meaning they can only think with images and feelings. You could remove their understanding of walking, but their stand would probably still be able to woop your ass. Affect one person at a time, and one concept at a time.

Agree but why are you this mad

「To the Moon & Back」
Any physical contact with any living being will cause the user and that being to transport to a random location in a a very, very wide radius around the user. This ability cannot be turned off. The user is an introvert goth girl.

Where is the chapter?

Surprised no one's asked for the source of this statement

Diavolo stays in the present while everyone else gets sent back. Everything during king crimson's effect still happens, diavolo just becomes immune to it