Wears sunglasses indoors

>yeah bro brb need to TAKE A BIG FAT DUMP

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You seem upset, friend.

>having this many watanabe pictures
is there something you'd like to tell us user?

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theres just 1 thing
I WANT TO FUCK MARI OKADA

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keep seething

KEEP COPING

keep seething, tranny lover. Okada was born a male

i can't stop laughing, thank you OP

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I bet you fap to the same cowboy bebop doujin before bed

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There is literally nothing sexier than Shinichiro Watanabe. His hair is thick, full and a beautiful shade of brown. God I want to run my fingers through it. The way it hangs over his deep beautiful eyes adds such an allure to his character. His lips are firm, his cheekbones high and his chin is so strong. To say nothing of his smile. I will defend that smile until the day I die. He is so well built, his chest is a wondrous thing. The front pecs are strong and encompassing, the back pecs arouse me beyond compare. His shoulders are perfectly broad, not so much as to make him look dopish, not so thin as to make him look weak. His hands must have been crafted by God himself. I want him to do everything to me with those hands. I want him to stroke me, to hold me, to choke me while he sticks his sunglasses deep in my stomach with those hands.
Yes as I stand before you today I do proclaim that there is nothing finer on Earth than Shinichiro Watanabe.

>Yeah bro cowbyop bebop was inspired by SHrek 2

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typical gaijin opinion

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WHY IS MARI OKADA-CHAN SO PERFECT

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Thanks OP. I've been on the fence for years but you've really opened my eyes to what a hack this guy is .

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wanna hear me beatbox?
this is how i composed music to samurai basedploo

*BEEP BOOP BEEOP POOP BEEP*
>spits on the mic

>THIS IS HOW I GET LADIES BROS

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>I wish I was born black

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What the fuck I hate Watanabe now?

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I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Mari Okada. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Mari Okada pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would God create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

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>yeah I just farted do you smell it?
>HOW DID YOU KNOW I ATE RICE WITH BASEDSAUCE?

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>change my mind
>PRO TIP YOU CAN'T

I wish I could fuck mari so bad

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>I think im a pretty smart guy

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>my inspiration?
>SAO AND FRANXX xd
>i wish people liked my tranny animez

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If my girl and Shinichiro Watanabe are both drowning and I could only save one you can catch me drinking onions milk at my girls funeral

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>tfw you on basedtabe

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Could someone translate what this faggot is trying to say for me? Whats the connection between Watanabe and Okada? I'm out of the loop.

Well actually there was a scandal back then when they worked together and allegedly Watanabe molested her

at least what I heard

Kek

Watanabe was set up. You don't know what you're grabbing when you wear sunglasses at night.

source

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He's good but he's a discount Buichi Terasawa
youtube.com/watch?v=MPs-VKQm1jM

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Best thread on Yea Forums and it's not even close.

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A pity (You)

This is high effort shitposting

guys is this real??

>Miyazaki 5"11 next to Watanabe 3"1

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>Whats the connection between Watanabe and Okada?
His benis and her bagina.

>54 posts
>38 images
>14 IPs

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HELLO WATANABE DIDN'T KNOW YOU POSTED ON 4CHIN

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k

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Howdy, my name is Shinichiro Watanabe. I'm a 54 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak both Texas and Oklahoma fluently, and I can make cartoons as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!