Wake up

>wake up
>see this
What do you do?

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masturbate

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Make a fucking retarded thread on Yea Forums, what else.

Have a blowbang.

finger myself while squeezing my breasts.

Make thousands on twitch.

masturbate

Get gangbanged

calm down mista

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[ x ] Genuflect

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Why didn't Mista offer everyone to fuck him in Trish's body?

Didn't Diavolo see the same thing?

He left Bruno's body because it wasn't safe, and entered Mista's body via the bee that woke up Narancia in Giorno's body, so that Trish couldn't detect him, because he was inhabiting the same soul.

Become the biggest slut the world has ever seen

Provoke people to "rape" me

>04 get
nice

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Because being fucked by men is gay, and mista was only hinted at being gay

>that part where Emporio gets prostate cancer

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He should have listened to people who know cancer. Did he, anyone know if he did?

Fly off a building, I ain't gonna be a plot to a genderbender manga

Coward

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With my life thus far, I honestly wouldn't be surprised. A couple things:
Ask someone for my name, Location, Time and date.
Find a job and make living arrangements if I need to.
Put one foot in front of the other and keep marching on.

Stip, proceed to see the changes of my body in great detail. Then masturbate like the fourth of july.

Holy fuck the voice work on this episode was on point.
All the voice actors did a fantastic job.

Become a twitch streamer and patreon cosplay girl and instagram model.
Easy money.

>With my life thus far, I honestly wouldn't be surprised.
What?

Every time this image is posted, I'm mildly annoyed at the fucking ESL translator who thinks that girls can jerk off.

while scrolling I thought this was Ainz ool gown with tiddies

Feelin’ so HOOOOORNYYYYYY

FONDLE

i hope DP change Anasui hair colour in season 6
diavolo and him are the same except for the stand

Girls jerk off too you know.

Cry because I actually really like my penis and being a man; I would hate being a woman.

Go back to sleep without cloth.

Lament being a chestlet

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Be happy

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>the only two things people can think of are masturbating and whoring themselves out
I can't think of anything else either though

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Let Mista fuck me

Chestlet?
The OP has a pretty nice rack.

It's been less than 2 days and I already miss the feeling of chat losing its fucking mind over Diavolo in the op

Become a porn star and make 50k $ a month doing lewd cosplay.

based ESL retard

Is that you Mista?

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Masturbate, then play dress up with cute outfits at the store.

Tits too big so I grab the arrow and use it to build a organisation dedicated to finding a way to turn myself and the rest of humanity into little girls. Then I masturbate.

>get transferred into a girl’s body
>kill self
>get reincarnated as a girl
>kill self again
>get reincarnated as a girl again
There is no escape.

What?

eww

Does man boobs count??

Wonder why I wore a bra to sleep

Faggot

Play with her tits

Fpbp

Hand myself over to diavolo for a 5 hour anal session(no lube) so I can be properly punished

Masturbate furiously while making unflinching eye contact with Trish. Take a deep sniff of her pussy juice soaked fingers and then lick them clean after I'm done

love me some low effort template threads

>get a vagina
>still do anal

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I'd get worried and question whose body I'm in.
Did I switch bodies with a preexisting woman, in which case I'm committing identity theft with every interaction, or did I become a female version of myself, in which case I'm no longer a recognizably existing person?
Would my friends and family recognize me? Would they believe me if I told them?
Would I even be able to drive, since my driver's license is no longer accurate? Would my fingerprints be different, meaning I wouldn't even be able to prove that I'm myself?
Would I remember how to walk and talk, or would the subtle changes to my anatomy and the way my skeleton moves require me to relearn even the most basic actions?
Would the change in the size and shape of my skull alter my brain and cause me to think differently? Would I even be the same person in my own mind?
The first thing I'd do is masturbate, for sure, but I wouldn't be able to enjoy the afterglow because of all of the existential questions it would raise.

If the part 3 stands were named after Bands/Songs/Musicians, what'd they be called?
I know stuff like The World = Holy Diver and Hermit Purple = Deep Purple

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