Why do anime girls like hamburgers?

Just like girls with daddy issues that crave for a daddy, anime girls have America issues where they secretly crave America, and the burger is most American.

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>how to turn a solid burger into disgusting garbage

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what the fuck is wrong with americans?

>bukkake'd burger
Yuck

At least we don't have to pay for porn licenses

but why?

why bother preparing it as a burger beforehand?

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Honestly I'm willing to bet that's not even from burgerland

neither do i. eve cp is allowed in my shithole country

Based

>man with tattoos cuts a pile of garbage in slow motion
The absolute STATE of American """food".

My arteries!

I would honestly eat this, but with a fork and only once ever and never again

Precisely, anime girls love Italian men

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>man with tattoos cuts a pile of garbage in slow motion
in my country we call it gourmet food.

Nothing beats a nice home made burger.

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I doubt that's an American thing honestly.

Hanburgers are literally the greatest food ever.

>just keeps adding more fucking cheese

>this is a japanese delicacy
No wonder they want burgers so bad.

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I shouldn't have entered this thread when I'm on a diet.

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>All these disgusting-ass burger webm's
Thank fuck I'm on a diet usually these threads give me Mac attacks

why do you even need that much ketchup
that's disgusting

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Just drink water dude

soon, brother.

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how do you even eat this shit. it's not even a sandwich anymore

>it's just grains inside more grains

Is yakisoba bread actually good? Do they just like the sauce?

I will never understand how people can eat raw meat

Dude we're practically 50 countries combined into, don't even start to assume this overdone oversized abomination is how all of us like our burgers.

looks like bbq sauce

>Yea Forums thread suddenly turns into a /ck/ webm thread

Fuck, this whole unfortunate series of events is like an allegory for my life.

it's not official until someone posts EGG

>Dude we're practically 50 countries

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Here's mine.

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Audible kek

Because Animu girls are desperate for FREEDOM

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My point is this place is fucking huge and assuming that, say, California and Alabama are all that similar is pretty retarded.

They're far more similar than almost any pair of countries.

>Goes to dip the already drowning burger
Fucking gold

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I fucking hate the crosscut shots. And then the overindulgence in some shit sauce because you're not confident in the food.

>can actually pick it up and eat it with your hands
>burger is actually thin, not a fucking meatball
Best meme burger in the thread.

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I doubt you've ever been there

no they're not

>he can't unhinge his jaw

I have.
They are.

Go to Montana or Alabama then go to New York and try and tell me they're similar.

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you're full of shit

I've been to each of those states and they're all pretty American, e.g., similar.
What countries are you thinking of that would be more similar?
Nope.

the burger is raw

This is the most American shit ever.
>Open a fast food place
>Market it as incredibly unhealthy
>Literally tell your customers that eating there will kill them
>People show up anyways and just fucking mainline pure grease

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CK THREAD MOTHERFUCKERS

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Your idea of American must be as broad as my idea of European then.

They don't even speak the same language.

Jack it's comedy gold.

>The restaurant's spokesman, 575-pound (261 kg) Blair River, died on March 1, 2011, aged 29, from complications of pneumonia. The Arizona location closed shortly thereafter, on May 31, 2011.
>On February 11, 2012, a customer suffered what was reported to be an apparent heart attack while eating a "Triple Bypass Burger" at the restaurant. Restaurant owner Jon Basso called 9-1-1 and the customer was taken to the hospital Reportedly patrons thought it was a stunt and started taking photos. Basso later said, "I actually felt horrible for the gentleman because the tourists were taking photos of him as if it were some type of stunt. Even with our own morbid sense of humor, we would never pull a stunt like that."
>On April 21, 2012, a woman fell unconscious while eating a Double Bypass Burger, drinking alcohol, and smoking.
>In February 2013, an official spokesman and daily patron, 52-year-old John Alleman, died of an apparent heart attack while waiting at a bus stop in front of the restaurant.

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The food is also apparently free if you weigh over a specific number

So all American states are similar because they all speak English? You're definitely full of shit.

Man, I really want to go there at least once before I die

That's the best part. He's literally telling these fat fucks "Come on in and kill yourself you fat piece of shit with no self control."
AND THEY DO.

That'll be 60 dollars plus tip.

>go to the city then go to a farm and tell me they're the same country! they're so different
Fucking burgers man

They share language, most laws, most culture, sports, etc.
I can easily drive to any state excluding haiwaii/alaska and find a place to live, work, friends etc.

this pic gives me NTR vibes

Been there, pretty alright burgers but you mostly go for the lovely
To make this Yea Forums related there's a toy shop next door which happens to have original animation cels and I managed to cop some original cels from the JoJo stardust crusaders OVA, only like 15-20 bucks a piece, I'm so happy I wanna go back and see if they ever get any more

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>Lovely
Novelty I meant* fuck

you clearly look at too much porn, user.

Texas here, new York was actually a pretty big culture shock for me. Tennessee felt more or less the same.
I think yankees can be a bit odd, I'm sure they think the same of me.

Firstly New York is a lot more than just the city. Secondly you're kind of helping prove my point.

Gun and marijuana laws are way different depending on state.

Each state is honestly very different food-wise.

>plus tip
I don't get this meme. Do people think that tipping is mandatory in America?

Yeah you know what you're right. If a country isn't one homogenous state it's not a country. You're really on the ball for an american

thanks you too

>the entirety of new york is a city
>the entirety of alabama is a farm
kek

I'm Canadian retard.
help

>most culture
I've driven across the US and being in some of those states is like being on another planet. France and Spain have more in common from a cultural standpoint than Nebraska and Massachusetts.
>I think yankees can be a bit odd
I had somebody who lived in Georgia for a while explain it to me like this. Northerners will hate you and say all kinds of nasty shit about you when you're not around, but will pretend to like you when face to face, while southerners will just tell you what they think of you and deal with whatever social fallout stems from that after the fact.

>Cooking with Jack

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Most states have their own set of laws actually, states rights and all.
Some states have abortion, some don't.
Some states allow weed. Some don't
Some states are strict on guns, some aren't.

Some states let you shoot someone if you are defending yourself on your property, some will put you in jail.

Ect

States definitely differ.

Assuming that California or any country like England is the same all around is pretty retarded too.

Nah it's one of their versions of our TV dinners. Japanese TV dinner/NEET food/conbini meals are 500% tastier AND healthier than our TV meals. Shit was so fucking cheap and delicious and I feel like a third worlder when I realize we can't just go to a conbini here and buy cheap food that is actually good rather than garbage.

Was this in Vegas?

didnt say i was talking about the states gronk

So today I had some ground beef, figured I'd make some burger patties since I had some mini Naan bread for buns.

Fried up some diced mushrooms & onions, little bit of olive oil, Mrs. Dash & onions sauce to deglaze the pan. Added them to the ground beef & bread crumbs, mixed it up, then made 6 patties.

As a finishing touch, I put some crumbled Parmesan petals on top of each patty as well as letting some melt in the pan, to both complement the onions sauce & remove the need for more cheese.

I intended to have leftovers. I did not. Burgers are fucking awesome.

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>admitting to being canadian
jeez oh man

Yeah I find Yankees very passive aggressive and rude.

I had to learn to stop saying sorry every time someone bumped into me.

New York is not for Texans.

>meanwhile, in the west
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

I've driven across twice and never noticed anything incredibly jarring.
I'd say there's far more in common across rural areas in every state and cities in every state.

FACT: American cheese tastes awful with burgers and they're much tastier without them

>abortion, weed and gun are culture
sasuga beikokujin

then tell me what you meant, I'm sure it sounded a lot better in your head

>Why do anime girls like hamburgers?
It signifies endgame waifu. Add that with childhood friend, first appearance, autistic. Then voila

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shit taste desu

ESL-kun, it's been a while.

that 2 places in a country being different doesn't mean they're different countries
You got a federal government you're a country

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He said same laws.

As for culture, come to Texas, then go to new York.

You'll feel like you just went to different countries.

Thanks for the thread, /ck/.

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no one was arguing that

Why is /ck/ so political?
It's odd to me.

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i drink a lot

Japanese convenience stores are outrageously better it actually makes me angry. Their junk food is healthy compared to our junk food, and it's way cheaper.

>You'll feel like you just went to different countries.
lol no only a texan would think you're that different
rural hicks in ny and texas will be whining about same shit and watching same shit
urban fas in nyc and austin will be doing same shit

some things suddenly jumping up in price doesn't mean you have to buy them
I eat like a pig on like 40-50 leafbux a week

kek it's fine user, this whole discussion is actually pretty dumb, I just wanted to post cute girls eating hamburgers

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I haven't ate burgers in a long time but I eat sandwiches at least once a week or more.

Had to stop getting sandwiches from the Italian Deli because they raised prices to $7.99 for a large sandwich and THAT is without fries and a drink. Like, what the fuck.

Sandwiches is suppose to be commoner food but when it costs 7.99 for a large, that is just too expensive.

You're right it does taste like shit. Completely overpowers the other ingredients. You might as well eat a grilled cheese sandwich.

Indian states are more different than US states desu.

user you're literally just saying you prefer hamburgers to cheeseburgers you dumbass.

that's a big burger. she's gonna need a nap after that one! LOL :)

that thing isnt american
americans deep fry a lot of shit but they treat burgers with respect, or maybe a unhealthy kind of worship

In America, it can be dangerous eating 7-11 food or gas station food.

Some mother died from eating gas station nacho cheese that was under a heat lamp all day.

Literally the cheese dip from a gas station killed her.

When they are on lunch break, even 7-11 employees or gas station employees don't dare to eat the shit from their store.

do your thing mate

>the burger is raw

you don't understand a damn thing about a good burger. I bet you eat your beef well done.

If the inside of your burger is pink that's fucking gross.

Based

>the deep fry
>the vertical cut
>oh christ what is that, cheese sauce

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>defending jack

Fun fact: Carnivores never have to worry about their arteries being clogged from cholesterol.

The only way scientists managed to give clogged arteries to a carnivore was removing their thyroid gland.

So in carnivores, the thyroid gland is a key organ that prevents clogged arteries.

This shows that the human thyroid could really stand to gain more improvement.

I'VE SEEN SOME SHIT....

>Most states share the same laws
You are talking out of your ass. State's laws are wildly different for each state, ranging in differences for gun laws, marijuana laws, gambling, abortions, etc.

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Why not do both at the same time?

its more of a cultural thing where if you dont tip you are seen as rude and are shunned
unless the staff treats you like shit or your food is terrible it is expected of you
actually most waiters/waitresses depend on tips as an income on top of their shit pay and will not be paid more because of tips

heart diseases kills way more people than cigarettes and leeches 100's of millions of tax payer money. Food like this should be banned from children and come with a warning.

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pic related is exactly what i thought while watching this

anons.... learn something about good food before posting again. Only idiots who don't know shit orders well done.

youtube.com/watch?v=lCc8IEvh70w

I know the whole
>Americans have no culture
is a Yuropoor meme, but even regional cuisine is very varied even within the same fucking state.

>e.g. BBQ in Memphis is way different from BBQ in Nashville despite being in Tennessee.

This webm gives me anxiety.

All American bbq is incredibly similar, only bbq autists thing it's super varied cuisine.
>muh texas muh brisket
>muh carolina muh mustard sauce

>came for cute girls eating burgers
>got /int/ shitposting and food gore

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Those polystyrene or whatever mats are a complete waste of money. Buy a good cast iron pan if you want to cook with a flat surface on the grill.

Or you could educate the children instead of just banning everything and thinking it's gonna magically go away like a retarded britbong

barbeque is nigger food. come up with something creative, you stupid mutts.

you dont unerstand
he puts ice inside the meat while its cooking to keep the inside pink
theres no way the inside got hot enough to be safe

We did it's called the HAMBURGER.
>inb4 the gay german shit

Not him, but yes. I believe they're only located in Vegas, although I think they have a few restaurants.

Yeah, I'm thinking he's based. Also, redpilled,

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> he puts ice inside the meat

you're a retard.

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>On Thursday, Jon Basso, Heart Attack Grill’s well-spoken founder, appeared on Bloomberg’s In the Loop with Betty Liu to discuss his restaurant’s deadly fare. “I’m probably the only restaurateur in the entire world who is unapologetically telling you that my food is bad for you, that it will kill you, and you should stay away from it,” said Basso.
>He then revealed a clear plastic bag filled with a powder-like substance. “I’m here with the cremated remains of someone who died at my restaurant. He died of a heart-attack at my restaurant, and I’m putting the bag clearly on the table. I wish that Burger King, McDonalds, and everyone else would do the same thing.”
>“John, wait… hold on one second,” sputtered a clearly shocked Liu. “This is getting a little grim. You’re saying you have the actual cremated remains of someone who died at your restaurant?”
>“Absolutely,” replied Basso, “because the entire fast-food industry is pretty grim.”
jesus christ this guy

They're tasty.

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WTF is this sorcery?!

This thread made me really want some cheap greasy fast food.

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What even is this timeline?

There's tubes in the sand.

Wait a second is that the literal faggot that does nothing but eat junk food and then cried about getting diabetes
youtube.com/watch?v=niQcp69aK-M

Yo dawg, I heard you liked grains so we put grains on grains.

Anyone who doesn't order a burger medium rare is a pussy.

I'm not going to change my taste in food because some meme chef doesn't like it retard.

Goddamn Americans stop frying everything. Hope all that cholesterol kills you all.

well it's not as if Yea Forums can figure out how he can get out of the egg fort either

user... he's not a meme chef. He's rated like the 3rd best chef in the world.

>Ketchup one second from dripping on her shirt
Cursed image.

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what the fuck this is ridiculous
when both the UK and the US are cheaper than you, something is wrong with your economy

Why did /ck/ infiltrate our burger thread?

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the sand is very hot

Get some Wendy's

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You can get a complete culture shock and be entirely out of place by driving 30 minutes between two parts of new york city

Do you think as it's dying, in a final act of spite that the crab pulls all the flavor from it's meat to make itself taste bad?

Maybe tomorrow, I already had Chik-fil-a today, and I'd rather not get fast food twice in a day.

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>Wendy's
>cheap
Where I live, only McDicks and Little Caesars are "cheap" fast food, and the former's dollar menu shrinks by the year.

Is this the thinly veiled /ck/ thread?

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Fast food is not only unhealthy but it is expensive why would anyone want to eat fast food? Calorie and nutrient to money ratio is so bad. Literally a potato is more nutritious than a fucking burger and is infinitely cheaper. Whatever the province, Americans are disgusting.

>eating out of a bowl of its shell that was just covered in guts and poop 30 seconds ago

Where I'm from lung cancer is still number 1 killer. Stroke and other artery clogging shit comes second though.

What jutsu is that?

What country? Curious where people have so much smoking or industrial pollution.

It's just a stupid bug, it doesn't even know it's dying.

Finding out crabs are cooked alive fucked me up. I don't think I can ever eat it again

>go to restaurant
>order a welldone steak
>get a fucking burn piece of meat
>shit is darker than fucking coal
>complain because they are a bunch of incompetenr fucks
>"Na mate,it's actually yer fuckig fault ya fucking cunt"

>Postmate delivery? Oh, we don't accept call ins, you'll have to wait on line!

FUCK YOU CHIC-FIL-A-TAN

Singapore. From wiki.
Cancer 29.1%
Pneumonia 20.1%
Ischaemic heart diseases 18.5%
Cerebrovascular disease (including stroke) 6.3%
External causes of morbidity and mortality 4.0%
Hypertensive diseases (including hypertensive heart disease) 3.4%
Nephritis, nephrotic syndrome and nephrosis 2.4%
Urinary tract infection 1.9%
Other heart diseases 1.9%
Diabetes mellitus 1.5%
Chronic obstructive lung disease 1.5%

>Dude we're practically 50 countries combined into
Yeah sure buddy.

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>Better protect the cutting board with this plate

>it doesn't even know it's dying
Neither do we

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For cancers, the most common are Colorectal and Lung.

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I'm aware I'm dying I'm just not dying fast enough.

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if you chop it in half then the meat loses juices as it's boiling. stabbing doesn't guarantee death and might get salmonella inside the meat with not enough boiling water exposure to disinfect. too big of a stab wound means juices are lost too.

no you can't

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not until you post about how it's the best board.

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>you will never have crow-bros
I unironically relate to these niggers more than people.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZerUbHmuY04

>the best board
user have you been there in the last year?

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Gordon Ramsay is one of the best chefs on the fucking planet, and probably throughout goddamn history. The motherfucker breathes, bleeds, eats and shits cooking.

>he doesn't eat out of the skulls/shells of animals killed to make the food
Well hello there missy

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>eats and shits cooking
I'd hope everyone does.

Crumb and cheese isn't that bad

You eat and shit food, not cooking.

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just imagine being a human and watching your brethren getting brutally butchered in such an efficient and mechanical manner

Please cook your food before eating it.

Wait that midget waitress...

My dick can only get so hard

Humanity's curse is that we ARE aware that we're dying. That's where insanity comes from.

This is wasteful. Let me guess, they are Americans?

Who doesn't like burgers?

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Motherfucker just eat the burger and fries.

Yeah, Japan is actually the secret 51st state, but you have to beat the other bosses to unlock it.

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Me. I prefer plain bread without anything else to ruin the bread's flavour and texture.

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Lolis are very messy

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What the fuck

Why is she naked?

Why

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>Japanese perspective on Americana are hamburgers, milkshakes, Coca-Cola, and Route 66.

>Route 66 is literally the street I live on.

I like feeling relevant.

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>stewed mutton
Now im hungry

I would eat it entirely on a whim. Fuck these faggots in this thread saying otherwise.

It's a comedy show.

This thing actually tastes quite good.

>USA will never be renamed as Empire of North America
>individual states will never be ruled by an elected duke
>dukes will never elect an emperor
>emperor will never have a title of "Emperor of Man"
Shit country

Me too neighbor

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Can't get your clothes dirty while eating burgs

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To quote my old man, "It ain't a real burger unless it's runnin' down yer arm."

You're not in Tulsa, are you?

>spilling your drink directly on your damn vagina
>stuffing a burger in your vagina
fucking hell stop this artist

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>when both the UK and the US are cheaper than you

It varies by region obviously, but for the most part meat is damn cheap in the US.

central illinois

He's already beyond stopping.

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There's nothing wrong with this burger.
This looks fine too.

Yeah I took a shit and lost atleast 6 pounds last night.
Get fit and eat.

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For some reason this image fills me with sadness.

If it makes you feel better, like lobsters and most insects, Crabs don't have the same kind of nerves and pain receptors other animals do.

Ai like hambaga

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Nigga this is how you eat big mac

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Well, technically you do live up the street from me.

You’ve clearly never been to America

Hamburger buns are the most appealing bread

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It's grains covered in grease and salt. Of course it tastes good.

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You are such a baby.

Crabs were naturally made to be eaten violently.

Humans have the option to boil them alive and kill them in an instant.

Meanwhile, in the ocean, crab's natural predators have to crunch them up with powerful jaws or literally suck their brains out due to their hard shell by finding an opening and then sucking out the crab through a straw like appendage.

Mother Nature is much more unkind than us.

There's something morbid and ephemeral about it. She's going to get old and ugly, the meat industry's and America's days are numbered with ecosystem collapse, and non of us will ever share a real moment like this with a beautiful woman.

Love to see that

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I'm American.

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This thread should be nuked

>it's a European "LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT WHY YOUR COUNTRY IS BAD" thread. Oh boy

Feels like 2009 YouTube comments.

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I don't have a punchline.

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That honestly doesn't seem too bad. But why not cut the avocado length wise, so it's easier to eat?

good idea, touhou porn is nice and I'm horny right now.

How does Yea Forums feel about keto?
Been doing it for a while now. Feels amazing.

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It's not mandatory, it's just considered polite to tip (Unless the service was bad, then feel free to not leave anything obviously).

are your farts and shits noticeably smellier than usual? I remember reading that about keto somewhere

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What a disgusting question.
And no.
That just comes from eating garbage food, which anyone can do. Keto or otherwise.

Ive been doing it for the past 6 months.

My face has cleared up of random bumps and acne completely, my friend that spent hundreds on face creams doesnt believe me that a diet of fats and protein was the fix.

you shouldn't eat raw minced meat you imbecile

I've read that it can clear up cane. Personally I did keto just so I could cut my abs.

But, really, for pretty much all skin related things, take cod liver oil. The active form of vitamin A (retinol) will heal pretty much any issue.

was a fat fuck
dropped 100lbs doing it
worth it

based

>No Wheat, cereals, potatoes, rice, carrots, or pasta.

This is not the diet for me. I would never be able to stick to it.

Educating people just leads to fatties claiming there's a conspiracy against them and that you can be healthy at every side

Only until you criminalize fats will people be forced to either die or stop being fat

The only reason you crave carbs so much because because your insulin are blood sugar levels are fucked.
After doing keto for a while you won't feel like having carbs because your blood sugar and insulin will level out and always stay even.

I don't know about you but it takes a considerable amount of effort to be fat. You literally have to eat until you can't eat anymore and then some and you have to keep that up for years to reach American levels of obesity. Its not normal. No one I know is fat and they aren't even trying to not be fat.

I lost weight on keto but it was too much work so I just went back to starving myself for a couple weeks. Guess it wasn't for me.

>criminalize fats
Are you retarded? Fats are actually what's healthy for you.
I have 8% body fat, and every day I eat upwards of 200 grams of dietary fat.
Your body itself is mostly made of fat, especially your brain.
Just eat high quality fat that are rich in omega-3 and come from animals that don't eat grain.

You have to eat this amount which is not humanly possible and just looks horribly unappetising. Just fucking look at that shit. How can someone eat that and eat so much of it?

I know Yea Forums is a skeleton board but is /ck/ a fatty board?

Not true, you just have to eat 4 times a day and not move much.
Also eating before bed fattens you up faster.

>Also eating before bed fattens you up faster.
Does eating before bed magically increase the amount of calories per gram of food? Is this a bug with the laws of physics?

>anime girls love Italian men
Guess I'm an anime girl now

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Why the FUCK am I seeing Jack posting outside of /ck/?

Anime girls love anime girls

Hamburgers?!

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why are you showboating your scientific ignorance?

Fats as in fat people, not fats as in the nutrient fat

It does not. All you have to do is go to your local fast food joint, supersize everything and get a milkshake instead of a soda and that's more than your daily recommended calories right there. Then a few hours later david dumbfuck is hungry again.

>no one I know

Well your country is abnormal then, since obesity rates are skyrocketing literally everywhere. Even previously starving african countries have seen their fat people rates double in just 15 years, and will reach american levels before 2040.

The future is fat.

Your body is resting so it converts the food into fat instead of burning it.

Tell me then. How does eating before bed magically increase calories. I fucking eat before bed every fucking night and have not gained a single gram. How do you magically gain weight? From what you said, all one has to do is to eat breakfast lunch and dinner right before bed all at the same time to maximize the multiplier value but thats fucking bullshit. Fuck off with your fishwife gossip pseudoscience. Bet you believe in horoscopes.
>n-no when you sleep you use less energy
Fuck off.

>Also eating before bed fattens you up faster
It's funny, because actually the exact opposite is true.
When you are sleeping your body is in a reparative state AND a digestive state. Meaning you actually burn more calories while you sleep.

I'm honestly not even sure where this "eating before bed makes you fat" thing came from.

No it doesn't. It goes straight to the liver and is stored there unless you overeat in which case you get fat.

Resting != convert to fat
You're an idiot and these two things have nothing at all to do with each other.

So are these a new unconventional form of torture

>Fats as in fat people
Oh, okay. Well, that's a very awkward way of wording it.

Sumo wrestlers go to sleep immediately after sleeping to fatten up.

Sumo wrestlers also eat a ridiculous amount. Why do you attribute it to eating before bed? What is your obsession with eating before bed? Did your father rape you nightly before bed while forcing you to eat burgers? You need to go to a therapist.

t. amerilard

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Why are you so retarded?
For one, you're trying to use anecdotal evidence as proof.
Secondly, the reason sumo wrestlers sleep after they eat is because they actually get tired. If you are fat, you have insulin resistance. When you (anyone) eat your insulin goes up. Because their brain is resisting that insulin it can't absorb any energy from the food they're eating, so their brain slows down. Thus, they get tired.

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How could someone not want to kill themselves for looking like this?

I think people are just confusing sleep with hibernation, forgetting that there's this part where the bear binge eats for months before.

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Metabolism slows down when sleeping so you gain weight.
Stop reading women articles.

+10 to stab resistance

Cite any actual study that says this.
Oh wait, you can't.

Body builders also eat before bed to bulk up, it's common sense nigger.

But everyone sleeps. If you eat before you sleep instead of eating normally like everyone else where does your energy come from during the day? Obviously you burn what you ate the night before. How can you get fat? Doesn't seem logical. Energy in = Energy out. Its not like you're sleeping 24/7 and even then basal metabolism is still the bulk of the energy burnt.

When a body builder bulks they are doing it to gain muscle, not fat, you stupid fuck.

And again, you keep trying to use anecdotal evidence as proof. You're brain dead.

Where can I get the magical beds you guys are talking about which helps you gain weight? I don't want to be a skeleton anymore.

>that warping around her
Why bother shooping this when the original image is no doubt horrifying enough in its own right. If anything it'd be worse if it still manages to resemble a human.

>And again, you keep trying to use anecdotal evidence as proof. You're brain dead.
Hes not brain dead he just has that solid average 100 iq.

Want to gain (muscle) weight? Do keto with intermittent fasting.
Intermittent fasting will put your body in a muscle protecting state, and boost autophagy. Keto lets you eat fats without it being turned into body fat, but muscle instead.

Oh yes eating tons of food then sleeping sure build muscles retard.

Its not shop its her sheer mass warping spacetime.

Close enough.

Sounds like too much work. I'll take the enchanted bed instead. Where can I get one?

I need to take some supplemental fiber while on the diet cause it be feel like shitting out a log, but other than that drop 20 pound in 3 weeks.

If you're eating normally, we're talking about eating a lot and being fat.

Imagine being so stupid you try to call other people retarded when you can't even use commas correctly.
And like you have already been told, when you sleep you burn more calories.

>literally refuses to post any kind of actual proof or citation for his claim
Look retard. You claimed that eating before sleeping makes you fat.
Then you tried to claim that body builders eat before they sleep to "bulk".
Then it was pointed out to you that bulking does not mean putting on fat.
Thus, your whole claim is pointless.

Eat more vegetables. I eat like seven cups of salad a day when I do keto. Mostly kale.

You need to gain weight to bulk retard.
How about googling it? or are you afraid of being exposed?

You are not a native english speaker

>and being fat
Read this , you stupid fuck.
Google what insulin resistance is.

No one refers to fat people as "fats".

I think you're trying to "troll" at this point. There's no way a human could actually be this retarded.
Muscle weight is still weight, retard. Fat doesn't magically turn into muscle somehow.

they should

This is bait yes? Do you actually have 70 iq instead of 100?

You eat pure fat now? go back to school.

Okay, yeah. Now I'm sure you're trying to "troll".
Imagine being so pathetic that this is actually how you want to spend your time.

Pretty sure Yea Forums is a hambeast board

>the retard shitposter also has a pass so he can post twice in the same minute
Haha, wow.
Also, what you said makes literally no sense.

Stop strawmanning everything

This picture makes my peepee hard

Its literally a group of us and only one of you. I can't imagine how you can think its all one person you're talking to.

That makes you gain weight especially if you eat lots of sugary stuff at night, try again.

Nah, it's just you.
And you stand out, because you keep being told to cite an actual study, then you refuse to do so.

A master swordsman can fend off a dozen amateur swordsman. A master debater can fend off a dozen amateur debaters no matter how hard they try to reason with the master for the master cares not for reason. Just like how the swordsman cares not for the sword but to win the duel, the master debater cares not for reason and only for victory.

I was fucking talking about enchanted beds you fuckwit.

What's "that", you stupid ESL fuck. The post you're replying to has multiple "thats" in it.

Also, sugar itself is what makes you fat. Because sugar raises your blood sugar (obviously) and thus also raises insulin, the hormone which makes you cells absorb.

The irony is that you're the one who's wrong, and the one who's not using reason.

Here we can see the master use the legendary move that he has perfected. The "no you" move. A terrible blow to his opponents, how will they ever recover?

i'm going to eat at mos burger now. please construct my order for me

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>gets told to actually cite sources for his claims
>refuses to do so
>gets blown the fuck out multiple times over
>resorts to just shitpost spamming instead

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>blows the other user out or so he thinks
>assumes im the other user
>claims i am the vanquished enemy and gets all happy
Kek

>can't even speak in English correctly
>tries to lie over the internet
>obsessed with trying to "win" by having the last word

Thats what youre doing mate

>burgers

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You do not browse the internet much or engage in casual conversation much.

You are the fucking imbecile here.
Minced pork should not be eaten raw, but if its minced beef its perfectly fine with a bit of red in the middle.

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>this one madman accusing everyone else of being trolls when he is clearly a master baiter

based

What on earth was he hoping was going to happen?

Why do you reply to posts multiple times?
Damage control?

>claims to try and be many people
>gets mad as fuck when people catch him samefagging
>tries to pretend that everyone is just like and will refuse to give citation when told to do so

Tfw one man has scores of IP addresses. How does he do it?

There's more than one person replying and I don't need to "damage control" using "fats" to refer to fat fucks because I talk/type however I like because it's a fucking anonymous imageboard with no internet reputation to protect, retard. Go back to red dit since you clearly don't grasp how Yea Forums works or how people on Yea Forums act.

Based. But your post has also made me realize this thread is fucking stupid.