How did she remain a virgin for 2000 years?
How did she remain a virgin for 2000 years?
Took lessons from you.
Her dad scared the Erufus that wanted her.
Hymen recovery magic
So she either has a time machine or OP is also 2000 years old.
By being pure.
It's still stupid, nips can't write elves for shit
If I was able to live for 2000 years, I think I'd end up being an incel too.
Elven culture is retarded about age and considers anyone under 5000 years old as children, compared to the older elves who've witnessed the beginning of the world. Also, she is royalty and her hymen is a potent bargaining chip. Also, she's a complete tomboy and her tutor was an elf general who likely chased any potential suitors away at the behest of her sister. And she travels with friends that are either too autistic to pop the cherry or too militant to let the goblins do it.
Maybe those are the powers you get once you achieve the arcane
How often does she masturbate then.
The untold truth about elven culture is that they simply add some zeroes to their actual age. A 2000 years old elf is actually 20 years old. They do that because they think it's cool.
>sleeps late like a NEET
>doesn't understand the notion of underwear
>hedonistic tendencies
>shamelessly flirty yet denies romantic interest in GS
>no shame in skinship with other girls
Her room likely reeks of rotting cod.
>why don't different species do things the way humans do!?
she lived around herbivore men
Lizardro: Have you heard about this legend from my people who lived in the Age of the Gods?
Old Elf: Yes, I know him.
Fpbp
IT'S AWWWRIGHT
Elven culture also includes lots of LARPING.
STOOOOOP PLEASE TAKE ME INSTEAD OF MY CHILD
Translation slaves, do your work!
saaaauce
Because she is ugly.
>she is royalty and her hymen
She is much too physically active for it to have survived that long surely.
elven hymens are folded over a thousand times
gob slayer basically has a sperg about his deceased sister and compares the food to hers, while the others call him a siscon
How the fuck? Cod is one of thr only fish that doesn't really have a strong smell if any. How can you smell that shit?
The first 100 or so intercourses are not enjoyable, I presume.
>non nom
>this stew is delicious!
>what do you think, gobusure-kun
>well, it's sure different from how muh older sister makes, but i like it
>sistercon, sistercon, sistercon
elves have barbed penises in order to remove the hymen the first tine around
>bullying the traumatized, grieving autist with his dead sister
He should've just replied that she's dead and killed the mood.
Nice
Author fucked up by adding an extra zero to her age. All these problems would've been solved if she was 200 instead of 2000. Nips just don't get elves.
OP btfo for all eternity
>virgins in charge of sexuality
Contrary to common belief, pain during intercourse has nothing to do with the hymen. It doesn't even have nerve endings.
Ayyy
Rotting anything stinks, user.
savage
the cunt walls it's attached to are innervated though
So, according to you LoTR elves are well written?
That part of the book got a laugh out of me. Fucking immortals.
>still no Shadowrun-esque spinoff
Elves have tree bark hymens and secrete syrup when aroused. I have the evidence to prove it.
Is that the secret behind low elven births? The syrup clogs the semen's entrance into the uterus?
wow rude
The book was ruined by the autistic cover cycling.
Is being a virgin a bad thing?
why did the idiot artist draw her left leg like this
By being a NEET.
Who ever said she was one?
OP here
I literally just fucked my gf, she's sleeping in my couch right now
Fpbo
She isn't
Thank user-kun
if being a virgin at 30 gives you wizard powers, what does being a virgin at 2000 do?
checked n rekt
Dude I hit 30 last week, nothing happened. It was all a lie.
>what does being a virgin at 2000 do?
It makes you appear in japanese cartoons and be fapped to by sweaty neckbeards.
I wish the artist had stuck with this getup in other illustrations.
Why is it that they're acting like it's normal that her sister is marrying her cousin? Not even the goblins are this degenerate.
...
Because in most of the world it's no big deal.
Still concept of "pure princess" is feudal bargaining chip for royal marriages. Either they can prove status or will punish anyone who does hurt her value.
realistically speaking having her go out adventuring alone would probably mean that she loses her virginity in no time, especially since she cant hold her liquour.
All that adventuring gets girls really horny.
It is tuned for the heroine.
Who says she's a virgin in the first place?
>her "adventures" always end up with having sex with big girthy non-elvish men and why she keeps so insistently demanding Orcubolgu join her on one
elves only ever want one thing and it's disgusting
I want to get isekaied as her
What would you do if you were her?
Based
bestest girl
It's funny that the guy with the Rem haircut actually thought he had a chance with Erufu.
brutal
GGWW
Guild Girl Worst Woman? Why, I am inclined to agree.
Elf best girl?
Got em
Of course
jej
out fucking skilled
realistically once you pass a certain age you begin losing interest in sex.
but her personality is not indicative of such a mental age. she acts like a teenager.
so the actual answer is she wouldn't.
with that personality after 2000 years there's no possible way she would be a virgin. if she stayed home a lot it could be explained as different cultures but being an adventurer she's exposed to other cultures and she is not mentally mature enough to completely reject the cultural differences.
I didn't think she was adventuring for that long.
Spot the slut.
The cow?
Wrong, she is the purest girl.
>GG's flabby belly.
>what does being a virgin at 2000 do?
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>small tits
>large waist/ass
Deedlit is still best elf.
S A V A G E
Someone must have had sex with you while you were asleep. I'm sorry user.
GG, the only one not embarrassed to be dressed like a whore.
>how much longer is this going to take?
>did I check the back for goblin tracks?
>my feet hurt
>in my couch
subtle
>character is stated to be 2000 years old
>acts barely 15
I hate writers who do this. What's even the fucking point, then?
OP just fucking died
Then again my sex life is about as interesting as OP's
got em
While I agree with you this character actually has an excuse in the fact she only lived in one almost unchanging environment that entire time.
fucking murdered
Nice.
>in my couch
lmao
why don't I know what chapter this is from? did I somehow speedread right past this?
That she's a retard, even by elf's standard.
Welp. That was a quick thread. See you all tomorrow.
If dubs op must commit suicide
Dat shit posting
There are billions of girls in the world, having sex once does not take much time and you had years, if not decades to have it. Yet you didn't. Elves are the same, just with more time to waste.
Fucking assassinated.
>HEMP MSOEND WORLD NNA94HELP
She's got a faint blush but she's the only one smiling.
FPBP
>200 years into making bets girl
Totally worth it
Damn son.
You don't sigh if it's a success.
>Elven culture is retarded about age and considers anyone under 5000 years old as children, compared to the older elves who've witnessed the beginning of the world
Hmmm now where else have I seen that before?
If she is royalty why is she running around doing adventure shit?
Because an Elven life is boring for her.
OHFUCKWIN
She's not the heir. She's the spare.
Success is still a success no matter how much they sigh.
Just like retard is a retard no matter how much you teach them.
goddamn
samefag
something nice about someone who does whatever they want even against the grain
no tits
fpbp
include me on the screencap
STAHP, this user has a family!!
BASED
Because it's a series for Otaku
She wasn't the best 20 years ago, she definitely isn't now.
Based
Yikes
Damn op btfo
What was dangerous about that?
Got any more of those edits user?
Probably because he had shard objects/pepper bombs/oil lying on the ground and she was messing around?
kek imagine a mod calls him out on it
OP got SERVED.
Some one is going to need to call 911 after that sick burn.
eat shit op
>911
Wasn't this part of where gg and elf went underwear shopping and cg and priestess went to the armour shop and tried out the bikini armour?
Relentless
To be honest, bikini armor is an amazing product for bedroom adventuring.
>leaving an elf unraped for 2000 years
Just read the actual LN.
>hey kid, wanna learn archery, tracking and fantasy parkour!?
>oh, and I guess your hot sister wants you to learn more "womanly" shit, but fuck that shit, let's go hunt some elk!
The teacher is as responsible as the student.
>Eytes
Is this from a side story?
where can i read this fanfic
based
ao3
Wew
epic roast~
It doesn't matter even if she happened to be 6000, because she's a main girl she has to be a virgin for the otaku audience.
Shit writing on purpose for the sake of pandering to permavirgins.
Oh boy, Oh god have mercy.
by tricking humans into believing elves don't have hymens
>it's not liek muh gayme of thronez where lolis get raped by big bad mans
>shit writing lol
I wish you fucks would go away.
OH SNAP
Do you mouthbreathing neckbeards get threatened by the idea of people having sex?
Characters in a book aren't people, and literature wannabe connoisseurs that grade characters by how much fake sex the author fantasized about in writing aren't necessary for the human race.
Yes.
Didn't even give the man a chance holy shit
Holy shit that was Savage.
Holy shit what's with all the legendary burns today?
Burns and thread bumps ain't the same.
Here you go OP
Hey, guy with elderly care experience here, this is very much not the case. If anything those old fuckers are hornier than teenagers are.
>horny like a teenager
>too old to care about looking bad about it
>can die any day now, might as well grope the nurse and think it's the hot granddaughter you'll give the car to
Which begs the question, if they’re all vegetarian. What would they hunt? Can’t imagine them hunting for sport and goblins were only a recent thing.
They don't. Lizardmen are hunters, though.
They shoot the elk with suction pad arrows.
Male elves are incels.
she's lying
buried him
Spin off about younger Erufu learning womanly arts when?
>we spent 2000 years on the project
Shrekt and checked
Absolutely Destroyed
Based.
There is no past or future for Erufu. Only the present, where she is sidechick #4
Fucking criminally underrated. I have been laughing for 5 minutes.
almost 40... and still nothing
How will OP ever recover
who would fuck a 2000 year old who looks like a child?
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Does this look like a child to you?
Who knows
I shouldn't have asked. Too much pedos here. Someone gets the image of people discussing "rotten mana" of elfs girls?
yes. She have no tits
radical
>ESL
>retarded
>newfag
Based
Her tits are fine.
what does ESL means?
it's like fuckign a boy
get the fuck out.
Elven dicks must be the best raw material for magic spears then.
slutfags btfo
Ouch.
oh snap
so this manga (and LN) is about goblins who rape women. Why is it so popular? Everything else looks generic as fuck.
buuuuuuurn
Op just died nice one user.
I know, it should be about female goblins raping male adventurers.
Because the focus is on likable characters and their interactions.
That’s what they do, however the characters are enjoyable and they always end up facing more than just goblins. Often the BBEG is an unique goblin, like a Goblin Paladin or Goblin King. Other times it’s something connected to the goblins using them as fodder, like the Ogre or Dark Elf.
Party interaction is the best part of the series: Goblin Slayer, an autistic shell of a man who’s obsessed with goblins and had very little social skill, Priestess, a newbie whom suffered a Total Party Kill in her first adventure (against goblins) and was rescued by GS only to turn around and bring GS out of his shell (slowly), High Elf Archer, a 2000 year old tomboy elf that’s very energetic and has a fun personality, Dwarf Shaman, a Dwarf that talks to spirits he’s wise but often has verbal jests with his favorite anvil (HEA), lastly you have Lizard Priest, he’s basically a Paladin that worships his ancestors (dinosaurs) he’s very humble and loves cheese. These characters all have a very believable party interaction despite knowing one another for a short period. This is what makes the series so great.
is the LN worth reading or just continue to wait for the manga volumes to come out?
Aww shieet. Is Brand New Day continuing?
You might as well consume everything, as it all takes forever to come out.
>Is Brand New Day continuing?
No, It ended. That's a bonus you get if you buy the last volume in Akihabara. This is from year One.
>No, It ended.
Bah. I wanted to drink the BND hater tears.
I'm going to rape the Priestess while Goblin Slayer is forced to watch!
get over the assburn, you're being delusional
I'm not the OP, ESL Pisstessfag
based, best girl is orc girl, she is a race traitor
user, got destroyed.
lmao nice
Will you stop bullying OP? He probably killed himself already.
>"thing"
>no u
>OMG SAVAGE SCREEN CAPPING THIS FOR REDDIT EPIC LMAO LOL BRO BURN REKT ROASTED OBLITERATED
Oh sweet damn.
>911
I mean the first reply is funny, but how is a 100 people replying to him with reaction images and >op btfo any different than rebbit?
>i don't know what board culture is
>le board culture
Neither do you apparently.
put me in the epic screencap
It was the Ogre the one who said that.
ok
That's more motivation than I had, I just started filling in the 1s and got bored.
Because in an industry full of OCdonutsteel characters, well presented generic characters & interaction, & one of the most generic heroine you can think of grows into endearing character while you watch how she is growing is a breath of fresh air.
OP on damage control
GS will end up with CG or GG. Priestess is only there to bring him back to the light, and elf is comic relief.
Based and bestgirlspilled
ouch
911 is supposed to help people not to kill them
I fucking hate Summer
Well there goes OP, fucking faggot
Why are people losing their shit over simple dubs?
>flabby
that's called a womb bump you useless virgin
she's extra fertile
OP irrevocably btfo
RECKT AND CHECKED
Pigtails Priestess a cute
That is definitely post-menopausal belly fat.
not only are you a dumb virgin, but you're incapable of comprehending perspective
/thread
Exercises can suppress its size, user, but fat is still fat.
Roasted.
ao3?
Nice
Would be so amazing if she got raped
>slaaneshi running out of pictures
This could use another (you)
Vaginoplasty
INCLUDE BEST GIRL IN THE SCREENCAP!
>92 replies to 189401911
>284 posts
>176 IPs
>literally 90% of the replies are the same faggot (probably the one who posted the post) replying over and over and over again while the other 10% are bandwagoners trying to get in the screencap
Absolutely pathetic.
lul
99 get