So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Konata's blue wig and uniform. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup."
He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "Oh God, Konata!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.
His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay." But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Konata."
True. I've been here for over 10 years, so compared to true oldfags I'm like a baby.
David Smith
WHAT IN THE GODDAMN FUCK WHO SAVES A PICTURE OF A GIRL BEING RAMMED BY A DEER and etc etc
Leo Miller
At least post the full pasta.
Camden Perez
Haha imagine if you were Konata you'd be such a faggot sucking user's dick haha.
Christian Jones
kill yourself jiji
Hudson Robinson
Don't talk to me like that whippersnapper! I've reached the height of anonymous's career! I've become a Wizard with unimaginable power! You are ten years late to fight with me!
OP, who realized he will never fuck a girl irl, choose instead to be fucked while pretending to be a girl. As the proverb has it, "If you can defeat them, join them."
Originalfag, first time I went to Yea Forums was a month after it went public. First thing I saw was a japanese drawing of a girl having a soda vending machine shoved up her vagina.
JESUS TITTYFUCKING CRACK SMOKING CHRIST ON A MOPED WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THIS SAVED?!
SERIOSULY WHAT KIND OF PERSON SEEKS OUT, DOWNLOADS, SAVES AND REPOSTS AN IMAGE, AN ANIMATED IMAGE, OF A DEER FUCKING A CRYING SCHOOLGIRL?!
LIKE I KNOW THERE ARE BIZZARE FETISHES AND WEIRD SHIT THAT TURNS PEOPLE ON, AND YOU KNOW I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH THAT, I JUST DON'T LOOK AT IT. BUT THIS. FUCKING THIS.
THE FACT THAT SOMEBODY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO SAVE THIS...THING, AND THEN THAT EVERYONE ELSE WANTED TO SEE IT JSUT BOGGLES MY MOTHERFUCKING MIND. WHAT TYPE OF A PERSONA RE YOU? SERIOUSLY. DO YOU KEEP THIS SHIT TO YOURSELF OR DO YOU ACT LIKE A CREEPY FUCK IN PUBLIC TOO?! DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS AT ALL? I SURE AS FUCK HOPE NOT.
AND THE WORST PART OF ALL OF THIS IS THAT IN ABOUT 30 POSTS THIS WILL MORPH INTO A LUCKY STAR PORN THREAD WITH ALMOST A HUNDRED IMAGES OF SIMILAR SITUATIONS DEPICTING CHILDREN BEING HORRIBLY MOLESTED THAT NEARLY A HUNDRED PEOPLE ALL HAVE SAVED TO THEIR HARD DRIVES TO JACK OFF OVER AS THE HELPLESS LITTLE GIRL SQUIRMS IN PANIC ON THEIR SCREEN FOR THEIR OWN ENJOYMENT.
JUST WHAT THE FUCK. I KNOW THIS IS HOW THE INTERNET WORKS BUT WHAT THE FUCK
TOO MUCH. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
(inb4 capslock is cruise control for cool, fuck off pedophiles I can press any damn key I please, go rot in jail)
Gabriel Campbell
early 2010 newfag
Tyler Parker
No, in Shinobu's case she fake laughs as a way to stand above everyone else. It's the equivalent of saying "Hahahah" instead of laughing. Though I know other works do have people who actually laugh with a Kakaka but they're not doing it ironically.
Oliver Clark
Been forever since I've read this. Must have been 2012.
Chase Reed
user, I...
Brody Lee
2014 cancer
Matthew Cox
Do we, or anyone else for that matter, ever hear Shinobu's genuine, real laugh?
She'd probably be unemployed and a burden to society while playing games all day.
Andrew Gray
I'm worse, a beginner myself, just installed it for the first time, though I've played it pirated some years ago. Nice to meet you! I sent you a request!
Adam Wright
probably a few but most of them hide their power level
A guy in a twitter DM dropped a Yea Forums file starting with 12 - a /m/an of incredible power. As a 2008 newfag I knelt at his feet and worshiped.
Levi Green
Kek fucking /biz/
Justin Smith
>so many new shits not recognizing the OP Don’t even pretend you’re doing it “ironically” either.
Jordan Brooks
>A guy in a twitter DM dropped a Yea Forums file starting with 12 I have hundreds of pictures from that era, and I lost my picture folder before that too.
This is the oldest one I've got from my second collection, the first one was destroyed by a bad drive before it and had stuff since Kuma on 2channel (Pedobear)
They;re quicker to delete /e/ threads than shitposts.
Austin Thomas
Godspeed user. I was rock hard while reading this. I'm ashamed of myself.
Owen Lopez
The only genuine laughter Shinobu ever gives in the story is from the rooftop scene with Koyomi in Kizu.
Henry Wright
It’s completely random. They will sometimes delete average threads for “low effort” but leave up blatant template threads for ages. Global mods were a mistake, there is no consistency and the no transparency policy makes everyone untrusting of mods even if some do have good intentions.
Chase Rivera
>Playing Halo 3 with Best friend >Friend wants to show me something >"Okay." >Goes into his cramped closet >Hear him rustling around for about 3 minutes >He comes out in a schoolgirl uniform with cute glasses and a wig. >He's blushing a bit >"So, um... Is it okay if I wear this?" >Don't really care >"Sure." >Keep playing >He scoots closer >Boner, stop... >Links his arm with me as we keep playing >Lean my head on his shoulder >He smells so fucking good. >"D-do you want to sit on my lap?" >He's happy as fuck. >Sits down >I wrap my arms around him >He squeaks. >He's having trouble concentrating >I get him a few times with the battle rifle. >"user~!! Stoop it~!! >His falsetto is turning me on. >Kiss the back of his neck >He moans >I'M GOING IN.gif >Pull back and lay him on the bed >Get on top of him >pulling up shirt >See hard and perky nipples >Suck like a motherfucker >Finish >He pushes me to the bed >Takes off my shirt >Feel kissing across my belly >It goes lower >Best fucking blowjob I've ever had >Goes on for ~5 min >Get condom out of my wallet >Turn around >He's on all fours >Pull down his panties >Perfectly shaved, cleaned, and bleached asshole >Stick it in >Really fucking tight >Fuck him for 12 minutes straight >Reach around and make him cum >Cum inside of him >Collapse >Take myself out >He turns around >We cuddle and kiss under the covers, whispering sweet nothings into his ear.
And that's how I realized I was bi. Anything like this happen to you guys?
Ethan White
Because it views Yea Forums as not secure.
Christopher Turner
Because you're using a botnet.
Colton Powell
>chadkoto Fuck off, it's MANkoto and it always will be. Fucking newfags. I bet you don't even know what GAR is.
I loved a girl, she left me for her high school crush. I loved another girl, she got pregnant with her ex.
Met a twink in Canada, he said he realized he was gay after seeing me, he grew his hair, loves the D, loves any position in bed, especially ropes, teases me while I'm at work. Caring, supportive and mother-like when I feel weak, jumps into my hands when I come back home. Been together for 5 years now. I love him and his trappy ass.
I know most women are fakes, but the ones that I've met, even outside my long-term relationships, have been nothing but opportunists while all the cute boys want to give more than they take.
Originalfag reporting in. Back in 2002~2003, my friends and I were pretty into Something Awful (mostly Photoshop Phridays). In late October of 2003, my buddy mentioned a "new website", and before I knew it I was giggling to pictures of people eating their own shit, right here on Yea Forums. I've been trapped here ever since.
2007. I miss the foul, overly excited advertisements for perfectly common houshold items like screwdrivers and toasters. I miss the use if the loose jawedb shit eating grinning trollface. Most of all, though, I miss the feeling of having found others like myself. Alas, these are the days of endless Summer. So turns the great wheel. My day has passed and the age of Floss now reigns.
Joshua Howard
Based
Liam Stewart
And a thousand alt-lite Yea Forumstards screamed in horror.
The year pork ranger was a thing. I can't remember when, though.
James Cooper
Bullying that I would enjoy. I'd cock them all the fuck up.
Tyler Price
2006/2007 was still full of desu. I'd say between old and newfag. I wish i was an original there was so much pizza on Yea Forums in this time. it must have been so cute and funny
Wait, I've only ever seen this with Nagato. Which came first?
Samuel Robinson
/f/ used to take forever to load on my shit internet, then half the time it would be a shoop. I miss it...
Jackson Myers
Project Chanology brought me here. That's right boys, I'm an original newfag.
Matthew Adams
It was originally a Megumin meme from 2016.
Wyatt Green
When I make posts like that the thread gets deleted within 2 minutes and I get a 3 day ban.
Blake Lopez
same bro
Henry King
Hi.
Carson Martinez
2006, oldfag but just technically, I relate more to the newfag era memes. Good times indeedy.
Noah Bailey
/f/ is still great
Cameron Lewis
winter of 2005
Colton Robinson
i discovered the site in 2006 and left after a couple of months, then came back in 2015 and never left since that day. Can i still be considered an oldfag?
Brody Sanders
No,user That's a Yea Forums post Pasta you can get at a restaurant
Landon Clark
Pre-original fag. I surfed 2chan and then discovered that someone created a Yea Forums and switched to that.
