>otaku hate used goods!
>most popular symphogeah is used goods.
What did otaku mean by this?
Otaku hate used goods!
Contrary to popular belief, otaku don't hate used goods.
They have to be fooled, tricked, bamboozled, by being presented a girl that is shown to be pure high quality grade brand new goods who turned out to be used goods all along.
So you know, the normal reaction anyone has when they're told a lie they uncover to be the completely opposite from the truth.
There's some solace in the fact you can at least be the first white guy to fuck her.
Exceptions are made for characters who were violated against their will (a time gap between when it happened and present day also helps).
Sakura from Fate is a good example.
SHE DOES IT AT HOOOOOOOOOME
They didn't try to pull a fast one on everyone, she's pretty much introduced as Fine's heavily implied fucktoy
This is it. Nobody cares because Chris is introduced to us as damaged goods. If a pure girl got raped randomly halfway through the story then no shit people are going to be upset.
I really wish someone else was the most popular. Like Tsubasa.
cursed image
FUCK MARIA
"Used goods" as a term was always hilarious to me. Giving up perfectly good pussy and remaining a virgin for that.
Gladly
Is there a popularity poll for the geahs or something? Who's last? I bet it's Maria.
Pleb
Didn't AXZ retcon it to "muh experiments"?
>find the main character
Maria has the least pics on gelbooru
She was popular even before that
Someone needs to submit to me a 10 page thesis on why they think some South American goons raped Chris
>half white/half Japanese
>orphaned without any friends or relatives
>stuck in a South American shithole for 10 years
No one can be this slow. Is that you Kirika?
1. Otaku don't hate used goods by default. They hate used goods that are presented as being pure.
2. Chris isn't used goods by choice. As such, it doesn't matter.
Maria is number one.
>best girl in a cast of worst girls
Number one at being USELESS.
t. Maria
at being cool
These, not that hard to understand. Some very popular characters are non-virgins. I think there are just so many spergs trying to out-sperg the otaku.
Fuck Maria
Kanade when
I love my wife Nanachi!
Overrated
>African toilet
>Most popular Symphogear
Yeah, isn't it bullshit? I know for a fact Yea Forums loves Hibiki more than the town bycicle.
Fuck off.
Haru from Beastars
nobody cared when Renne (legend of heroes) was revealed as a child prostitute though
Did she take Tsubasas virginity?
>most popular symphogeah is used goods.
Hibiki isn't used goods unless you consider /u/ as being anything other than a step towards adulthood.
Maria did.
You have two choices, user. Either you get Evil Kanade revived by the villains or XDU-style where you get a Kanade but it's not ours.
>can't find the pic bullying Maria because her shirt didn't sell out
Damn.
Miku's radio show
youtube.com
>not available in your country
Because otaku hate women who used to be in love with somebody else since they fell out of love with that person meaning they're statistically likely to fall out of love with you.
damaged goods =/= used goods
Yes
I think you're trying to copy those other fags who keep doing this but you're missing the point. Those other fags only do it when the thread is about posting your waifu. Youre' just being a nuisance.
biggest oppai. not difficult to understand
false
Maria can't do anything
They probably just memory hole it.
>most popular symphogear is ZENBU
I mean I like her so I don't mind, but I'm pretty sure either Tsubasa or Hibiki is more popular
Where is that info comming from?
Chris is asleep! Let's kiss and hold hands in public!
This can't be official. It just can't.
There's no non gayshit explanation for this.
What. The. Fuck.
retard
Maria can't do gay
That's the only thing she can do.
Pandering to yurishit wont give them a profit.
Everyone knows waifu-ism and yaoifaggotry is where the money is at. They're basically shooting themselves in the foot for this unless they had a male self-insert character where people can pretend it's them. Not this lesbian cringe shit that's been poisoning anime and games for a while now.
The thing that bothers me about the picture is the fact the phone isn't turned on.
Unlike Maria.
>she's pretty much introduced as Fine's heavily implied fucktoy
If anything this increases Chris's best girl status.
As far as I'm concerned, S1 can not be retconned by inferior seasons. Changing Chris's backstory alters who she is.
Jesus Christ, look at those breasts!
Zenbu is too powerful desu
Are Maria's not bigger?
>This can't be official. It just can't.
But it is user-kun. Fans call it Symphogay for a reason.
>otaku hate used goods!
This is only true for ultimate autist otaku.
Maybe she did it by accident?
The only real "used goods" shitstorms happened not because girl was not a virgin but because MC was NTRd by girl's former boyfriend.
Self-insertfags deserve death.
Guys, what if Maria is only merely pretending to be inept? What if it is just a gay op on her part so she can sieze her chance to be a bigger harem master than XDU Kanade and catch everyone with their pantsus down? They say the devil is always the one you least suspect.
We're the only ones who can carry the industry. So no, you fuck off.
Either way she's still my favorite so I don't mind.
Not relative to the rest of her body.
There is absolutely nothing you can say or do to self-insertfags that life itself hasn't already done to them.
>still no evidence for it besides meme subs and and a scene that can be taken any way
Face it, you fags want her to be used goods.
Life hasn't killed them horribly like they deserve yet, so there is something.
Doing Tsubasa is easy even for Maria.
Don't be sad Chris! You may be unbonded, but you're not unloved!
I never watched past S1 (and that was 2 years ago so my memory's shot to shit), when was she used goods again?
Kneel.
If anything Chris is the most loved of all the geahs.
my nigga
Oh come ON! She was kidnapped in AFRICA. You honest to god think that a cure little white girl wouldn't be raped by slave traders? Really?
It was Mexico.
>Hibiki
>personality 1
Actually who made this? Fight me now.
On one hand, my mistake.
On the other... is it really that much of a difference, slavery wise?
>It was Mexico.
The difference being?
A whole fucking continent.
I know geography is hard burger but come on.
>Hibiki, Personality : 1
>Kirika, Personality : 5
The fuck is this shit?
If my lore is correct it happened in Val Verde, a fictional country for the purpose of being an omage to old school action movies. If Symphogear and Predators (2010) are in the same universe, than Chris lost her innocence in Guatemala.
I thought it was Val Verde?
en.wikipedia.org
>Maria
>Usefulness: 1
0 exists you know.
>Maria higher than Tsubasa in Seiyuu & Songs
>"OBJECTIVE"
I'll admit, I chuckled a little
Where is Guatemala located user?
Exactly.
Val Verde is notMexico.
>Val Verde is notMexico.
I thought it was notColumbia?
Not much difference, but definitely not notAfrica.
>but definitely not notAfrica.
Of course. But Val Verde tends to be more heavily associated with northern South American countries with heavy rain forest cover.
South Mexico has those too, it's a pretty big and mostly long country, it's not just southern texas.
It's never shown so you can ignore or deny it.
>it's not just southern texas.
But why would America lie?
>Where is Guatemala located user?
It's an irrelevant shithole located between Mexico, Belize, Honduras and El Salvador.
>Val Verde is notMexico.
>I thought it was notColumbia?
I personally thought it was Guatemala based on a scene from the aforementioned Predator movie. One of the characters mentioned the events of the first movie (that were originally set in "Val Verde") and said that it happened in Guatemala.
There was no retconning because S1 never straight up said she got fucked.
>b-b-but implications
Irrelevant.
>Tsubasa
>Most popular
If anything she's there least popular she's so boring.
...
Kirika is just a Hibiki without GX.
>"You have to take your cod liver oil if you want to grow up brig and strong, Chris"
But she didn't and now she's a femlet.
Which could very well be just an insult since she's supposed to be a huge jerk at that point in the story, but suit yourself.
>If anything she's there least popular she's so boring.
>damage control
>mental gymnastics
Cope and cry, cry and cope.
Her heart hymen is still intact.
>desuarchive.org
So the Dragon Ball Super general likes Symphogear, eh.
Why can't they be relevant again?
And no, Sonya shenanigans don't count.
Did Chris get spooked so hard between S1 and S2 that her hair turned white?
You'd think 'the doujins write themselves', but they didn't. There is so little porn of little Chris. It shows how much she's loved.
I never knew Kanade's VA is 55 years old.
Chris Yukine is such an obnoxious character that I wouldn't even rape her.
The writers suck ass and don't know what to do with anyone who's not Hibiki.
What? A quick search on Sadpanda will show Chris probibly has the most doujins about her.
T-The chads of Yea Forums decided to bless us with their presence!? Damn...
Characters that are already lewd don't get h-doujins because there's no point
Big Chris, sure. But not of little Chris being raped.
Shimakaze from Kancolle suggests otherwise.
My friend (male) isn't lewd
The artist who drew the image said the reason they took their clothes off is because they got caught out in the rain, and were about to go to the baths.
There is nothing gay about that image. It's just blatant sexual fanservice. The other one looks gayer.
Fuck off.
>they got caught out in the rain, and were about to go to the baths.
Then they had hot, seaty lesbo sex.
His opinion means as much as Inbetweener #23's.
Why do you always post this shitty version of that?
>There is nothing gay about that image.
>nothing gay
Are you by any chance that Craigslist user?
Miku is the self-insert character.
Yes.
>METANOIA Aufwachen form
>Miku is the self-insert character.
Based and Nanapilled!
It's all fun and games until you suck a dick while pretending to be Miku.
Did we hear it yet or are you imagining it?
Can I get a definitive answer on whether that picture is rule-breaking?
I've posted it a great many times and never received as much as a warning for it. So don't be scared of posting it yourself.
Sadly being an homo is not against the rules.
>trap.png
deep down you know it's true
>two females naked looking at whoever's looking at them
>gay
>not just sexual fanservice
Uh, you might have a point if it was story based, but his intention when he drew the image means more than some random persons.
>Reveal more alchemists but also reveal that this season is going to be the final season.
Man those alchemists are either going to die, get befreinded, or get scooped up by Fudo after an asskicking by episode three. This season's going to get crazy mainly because they have a bunch of shit to do within 13 episodes.
They will get their ass kicked for 8 episodes while teleporting away at the last moment every time.
They'll really lose around episode 9 to give way to the real big bad.
My dad refills Nana's potion of youth on a daily basis and she told him that the season got delayed because the last episode is straight up an hour long porn with all of them having steamy lesbian sex.
NANA WILLS IT
While Chris furiously masturbates while watching from the corner of the room.
Chris gets departed back to mexico and gets raped by fat old men.
Isn't Maria too old for mahou shoujo stuff?
Yes.
No.
Then she need to stop and have swordkids already
>otaku
>reading furry shojoshit
Don't do that to Chris.
Chris does it to herself.
She's like 43, so I'd say so.
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Hug Chris.
Spank Chris.
Yukine, I need you to stay in the cuckshed while I put my sword into Maria's sheath.
I hate every girl with silver hair
My wife Hibiki is so cool and cute. God damn I wish I was Miku.
>God damn I wish I was Miku.
It's never too late to repeat history, user.
Go to bed Maria, you're drunk!
The perfect age for revealing outfits and embarrasing henshins.
Being raped isn't the same thing are being an impure slut.
You know what
Find me a SINGLE girl/tranny that looks exactly like Hibiki and I might even consider letting her fuck me in the ass.
>hating Altair and Raphi
Shit taste.
>Raphi
We know you love her Satania now stop posting.
>chris
>more popular than tsubasa
>more popular than hibiki
>more popular than maria
No.
But on the other hand, Chris doesn't have autism, the gays, or the useless disease.
>otaku hate used goods
This makes no sense.
The average 20-29 year has had 7 sexual partners in their life. Do they hate themselves?
>hating Yin
NOW I'VE LOST IT
Indeed, she's completely pointless.
>now start building my damn pyramids, slave.
That flowchart is for based Sawashiro, not Hikasa, you faggot
If you think an otaku is anywhere close to "the average" in any way then you've got another thing coming
why don't they just have sex?
>doesnt have autism
No
>the gays
Shes an omnivore at best
>useless disease
What has she done the last 2 seasons again?
Chris is more popular than Tsubasa, Maria and Shirabe combined
Only in Costa Rica.
Literally for what reason? I don't want to reproduce and I know that I am a shitty person to live with. I don't want to spend money on some whore and masturbation is literally the same if you're not doing it with someone you love. Sex is overrated as fuck.
Gay babies.
DONT DESS
Absolutely disgusting.
Wait a second. How does this work?
They don't know what to do with Hibiki either.
iPS
Phonic Gain can produce all kinds of miracles.
I don't like it when ips babies look like clones of their parents.
You, see, when two girls sing really hard
SONG really really needs to come up with some anti-teleportation technology
I just now realized topdad will most likely show up again this season.
It's Phonic Gain I don't have to explain shit.
Putting her in the hospital again sounds good.
Weak genes ojisan.
He didn't show up in AXZ and according to /m/, he was removed in XDU's retelling of GX
>XDU's
Yeah maybe you didn't notice but that isn't canon.
Zababa wills it.
Say that to my face and see what happens.
You'll job just like your precious Hibiki.
I'm not saying it's canon you fuck, I'm just saying they likely understand that people didn't enjoy top dad
At best he'll be in a background crowd shot but I really doubt they'll have him do anything again
>Hibiki
>Jobbing
You're thinking Maria here. Also don't be so mean to me.
>axed so hard that hibiki got a new catchphrase in AXZ
Both Hibiki and Maria already jobbed in XV pv
Whats gonna be this seasons catchphrase?
>Hibiki gets btfo in episode 1
>cut to her in the hospital
>Top Dad peeling an apple for her
>THANKS DAD YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE WHEN I NEED YOU
>Miku never comes to visit her
>nobody in SONG mentions her absence
>comes back in episode 13 to solo the Anunnaki
My dad works for Kaneko, this is her arc in XV.
I will post this every thread until they dock.
Then Chris and Esteban get married in the epilogue. such master piece.
Imagine being this traumatized by Top Dad.
Which is a shame, the catchphrase was good.
>YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE WHEN I NEED YOU
I puked.
Wrong hole, Miku-chan!
>Miku never comes to the hospital
Out of all the bullshit in your post this is the one that takes the cake. Miku would be there 24/7
Miku will be busy being the main villain, sorry
Not really.
She's Top Dad's new wife, she has to keep their home in order while he stays with their daughter.
She gets locked in Fudou's rape dungeon in the second half of episode 1.
Miku breaking Hibiki's arms and legs
Remove gay
What?
You can stop now.
Don't worry, Chris' boyfriend rescues her from the dungeon later in the season.
I SAID STOP
A group of fat Mexicans won't just be let into Japan.
>boyfriendS
Ftfy
Chis' boyfriend and Chris' daddies.
Why is Shirabe so soulless and emotionless?
>comparing japanese sex rates with the unites states of sluts
Autism
What was the point of this frame?
>Lillies
They're not even trying to hide it are they?
Dess is gay.
Lesbianism. Ask your mum about it some time.
Friendly reminder tomatoes are fruits.
>fruits
That's not the politically correct way of referring to them these days.
Fuck tomatoes fruit or not
>he then goes and saves a thumbnail
Yes thank you.
but the image size was intended
Madoka images are forbidden here. Or do you want to summon HIM
>Shirabe says something that was not even gay
>lillies pop up and Dess tries to jump into Jii's arms
I don't get it.
He'll come here for Symphogear.
She wants to do it.
Look here at this jobbers
everyone has sex, user
>hating neph
Fuck you
Not me nuhu
Imagine being so dumb you think people don't lie on surveys.
But Shirabe is gayer.
Yet, Shirabe doesn't get any lillies. It's not fair.
>Tessa
She's gay, just repressed.
She just needs Fine to molest her again.
That wasn't molestation, it was sensual healing.
Is this the cutest image out of the whole show we got yet?
No.
>no dess
No.
Yes
Dess a shit
Subhuman
Wrong.
Yes, Dess is a subhuman.
Why is Maria so useless? We still haven't got a definitive answer on this.
Rude
Damn roasted
Hibiki's going to bounce back just fine. It's Maria who's going to be out for the count which will lead to the dedicated Maria crying of the season.
I'd say the chris one is cuter but one does not argue with Nana
It's no wonder she gets along so well with Elf9.
Spotted one of these bastards in my flat today. Should I just move out?
I wonder what act of total dickishness is she going to justify next. "Child abuse because muh tomatoes" is going to be hard to top.
Real niggas know Tsubasa is best Geah
Elfnein isn't useless. She fixes Geahs.
Fudo befriending. Seriously how come Fudo isn't mentioned anywhere in the Bingo it's obvious Tsubasa is going to have an arc in XV that ends with a one on one duel.
>Hibiki's going to bounce back just fine
She's been in a coma for a long time. I'm afraid it's been... 9 episodes.
I wonder if we're going to have a lot of 1v1s and that's why we have these sudden literally who alchemists. I mean Kirika and Millaarc are pretty much made to fight each other, what with the mind-flaying and not having a mind.
I swear i'm going to be extremely disappointed if they pull a "the dumber the person, the easier she is to mind control". Kirika was made for hunting vampires.
>Implying Hibiki is going to job for more than one episode against some failed illuminati experiments when she already beat the shit out of the strongest alchemist on earth.
>First episode
>Hibiki and Maria already jobbing
Will XV be shit like GX?
She'll job first and she'll job the hardest. The sooner you accept it the less upset you'll be when it happens.
Chris is hotter by having had dicks inside her before.
Season 5 and Maria and the Gaybies still have to use LINKER to wield their gear. Why not give it to someone that is actually compatible?
Everyone is always comparing the OP's of each season but can Ayahi get some love aswell? The ED's are awesome aswell.
Gayest post ITT.
That's an accomplishment.
There's only Miku.
Because Maria is stronger than our mc, and DMJii is SONG's strongest asset.
Objectively true.
>DMJii
They are only the strongest when paired together which hardly is fair cause they are 2 people. Individually they are the weakest. I don't quite remember the powerranking but I think in terms of raw fighting strength Chris is the strongest followed by Tsubasa and Hibiki.
Tsubasa = Chris > Maria > Hibiki >>> Dess = Jii
The power levels of the individual geahs in Kanekos 's eye are Hibiki(full protagonist mode)> Tsubasa, Chris and Maria in no particular order>Hibiki the rest of the time>Kirika and Shirabe.
>Kirika and Shirabe are supposed to be equal
>Kirika beats Shirabe
Good thing Hibiki fucking dies in XV episode 1 and Tsubasa gets her MC powers.
Rape doesn't remove puroty. Just consensual sex.
Thy excel in different area's Kirika is supposed to be stronger but lacking in versatility, Shirabe is the opposite.
As for the extra geahs Kanade was stronger than pre-season 1 Tsubasa, Miku is the weakest but also the most fearsome and Kaneko refused to define Serena's power level at that time.
Chris got her ass kicked in a complete relic by an aho who couldn't produce an armed gear.
Things that need to happen in S5
>HibiMiku kiss
>DMJii kiss
>TsuMaria sex
>Carolnein
>Genjuro fight
>alca-Kanade
>Grape-kun returns
>custodians have massive breasts
Why do you hate Hibiki so much
>Tsubasa was prepared her whole life to be a gear user
>weaker than someone so incompatible with gungnir she fucking died
Autisticblade was a fraud.
>Genjuro fight
At least you got one right. The rest are shit. SHIIIIT.
>Kiss
I pray for a kiss every night since Season 2 but I doubt it will happen. While I think every fan would love it this would just feel out place in this show.
I don't.
That said, she does ruin everything.
>not liking city-sized tits
Look at this homo.
The hymen in her heart matters more than the hymen in her vagina.
Yeah, but they're really strong when they fight together, even though AXZ took away part of their advantage over other geahs.
This sucks.
>HibiMiku kiss
>Shirabe becomes the new MC
>Maria dies
>Kanade and Serena are brought back as enemies but are converted and remain even after the plot ends
>Elf9 dies
>Genjuro AND Ogawa wreck some shit
>Milla sits in the gears' faces
>Prelati comes back
>Custodians all rock that DFC
Yes, that does suck.
I want my edge back, strangely enough
>Elfnein gear
>Ogawa gets a song
>Yumi, Kurio, & Shiyori at least get a song, if not gears or some kind of important role
I love Chris!
TsubaMari kissing while jamming
>implying
Nice list although I don't really give a shit about Kanade.
But you forgot Mikugear.
>custodians are thirsty big breasted women who are raging lesbians
>miku is their sought after prize
yes please
>One scene where one of them kisses Miku
>Hibiki becomes super jealous
Yes please.
We know random mexican
That would be a very bad idea.
>one of them
She'll be passed around until all of them are satisfied.
Why did Hibiki turn on Tsubasa when she went berserk even though it was Finé that drove her over the edge? It made more sense in G when she went berserk on Nephilim.
As much as I love Tsubasa/Shirabe song was the worst out of the new pariing songs in AXZ fight me
D- English skills, Juan.
I miss berserk bikki.
Repressed aggression from that time Tsubasa tried to kill her for no reason.
Tsubasa did nothing wrong.
>berserk
There is your answer she attacks anyone
Everything Tsubasa does is wrong.
She acted like except instead of "MUH GUNGNIR" she was "MUH DEAD FRIEND'S GUNGNIR".
But she stopped attacking Finé even though she was still right there. is the only explanation that makes sense but it still seems off.
Tsubasa/Shirabe > Hibiki/Kirika
Sometimes the curtains are just fucking blue!
But do the blue curtains match the carpet?
Of course.
God, you just know she doesn't keep herself groomed.
The gears are all pure girls that keep their bush trimmed 24/7 all you hairy fags can fuck right off.
When I grow up I want to be as cool as Tsubasa.
What were they thinking when they pur this big spoiler in the pv?
Nobody with a room that messy keeps their bush maintained.
Only whores and retards who grew up on shitty porn shave and like shaved girls.
I want gorilla fuckers to go and stay go.
It's a small quality little part of a scene of 2 seconds.
90% of people didn't noticed it.
>Hibiki
Doesn't even co-ordinate her panties to match her bra, very unlikely she shaves.
>Tsubasa
Messy room, hairy crotch.
>Chris
Finé burned all of her pubes for fun once. They can't grow back.
>Maria
Brazilian.
>Shirabe
Bald. Hasn't started growing them yet.
>Kirika
Shaves, but isn't good at it. Maria lectures her to not use a mini scythe to shave herself but she does it anyway.
Yikes go fuck an ape
I miss her so much.
Humans are apes.
I miss this 2hu wannabe.
>Humans were apes
If you're black you might still be one but otherwise you are another species and our species shaves.
>>Humans were apes
Unless you grew a tail, user, you're still an ape.
Kirika should ask Shirabe to shave her.
Where did all the black go?
S1 was aesthetic.
Into Chris.
I grew up on clean young anime vagoos but recently I started liking hair
She was the best villain, why did she have to be stuck in this cosmic abortion of a season?
Carol was fucking shit.
She and her dolls were cute, so all is forgiven.
no
Don't remind me of their autistic "lol she is forgiven and our friend even though she remained evil until the end and literally rejected redemption/salvation with her dying breaths" cancer.
God I fucking hate season 3, I hate the entire production staff, I even hate the seiyuus for going along with this bullshit, that's why I dropped this show an never watched AXZ
Yes
Only Phara and Leiur.
While the stench of GX will forever haunt the series, you should still give AXZ a chance. It does a great job at not being a goddamn mistake.
So's Hibiki and it's very clear that people are never going to let her live GX down.
Your loss.
retard
>But it is user-kun. Fans call it Symphogay for a reason.
That or Lesbogear
>not Nymphoqueer
I prefer Nymphoqueer.
To be fair, GX Hibiki is an extreme case of shittiness
Most people have forgiven Tsubasa, Shirabe and Kirika for their shitty moments. Hell, even Ver gets a pass.
>Ver
>shitty moments
when
G
He failed to save the world in G.
That was pretty shit.
But who was phone?
S1 had the best designs.
I can't accept a Gungnir without a scarf.
S1 Boots > Scarf
Marvin Gaye was also Fine?
You're right, it's just some guy copying me and posting in random threads.